Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 13

I come back from time to time to hear the Gummy Bear story again, it's incredible

Loaf of bread, container of milk, and a stick of butter?! Damn that’s a deep 70s Sesame Street cut. They didn’t have to go THAT hard

I love Arin's lil voices that he does for Kermit and I don't know why but I'm gonna Pre.

If you eat more than a pound of most things in one sitting you’ll shit your pants I’m pretty sure

that reviewer OBVIOUSLY did NOT Has-bro

i really need merch that says either "Well anyways," or "Fangs Raven for the help"

They should give you those gummy bears instead of suprep when you get a colonoscopy

GOD I keep coming back to this and realizing so much. Porter Sues isn't Suzy/Susie, it refers to a community on LJ called PotterSues, in which Harry Potter fans would share other people's Harry Potter OCs to mock them for being "Mary Sue." It looks like someone from PotterSues, or perhaps a collective of people from there, would come to the fic regularly to flame Tara.

i'm sorry, why the hell is that guy traveling that far to go to a beach???

as someone from louisiana, arin’s pronunciation of atchafalaya is not only hilarious but also how my yankee mother would say it when she first moved here (the emphasis is on the second syllable with a short A sound “uh-CHA-fuh-lie-yuh”)

Wait wasn’t Voldemort 16 in the current time why is he still that old in the 80s?? Did she forget

God, I'll never forget PayMoneyWubby eating sugar free gummy bears on stream and then DECIMATING his toilet.

When Dan said he had gotten goosebumps from the Voldemort letters reveal I got such nostalgic feelings for my generation, as I was also an excited young person reading HP (before it became so commercialized *old person grumbles* ). This is such a hilarious trip down memory lane for elder Millennials. My Immortal is so of our specific time, it will probably be studied for centuries to understand the late 90's/2000's, like the Great Gatsby is for the 1920's.

My fucking god, the author of My Immortal is a fucking genius. There is no god damned way that you insert Spardicus into the story then go forward in time have that character come with you but they somehow get changed along the way to Socrates, by accident. Pure fucking genius.

Sin City crossed with Sesame Street...one of the most brilliantly trium-ele-phant things I've ever heard

I have been on that bridge before, quite a few times, and let me tell you it is one of the worst places to be in intestinal distress

The Amazon review has me in TEARS

Arin is waaay too good at that Elmo voice holy shit

Danny kicking his feet in pure gleeful laughter fills me with much joy.

How do you hug someone in a gothic way?

Those sugar free candies are made with isomalt which will give you wicked diarrhea 😭🤣🤣🤣

im geniunely in tears over the review like its sending me so badly i cant see 😭😭😭🤣

We need more Sesame Street Noir!!

I genuinely had a hard time breathing at “337 people found this helpful”

The Sesame Street voices were done wayyy too well haha

The Sesame Street/muppet murder movie would dominate the box office.

I never listened to My Chemical Romance, but I did listen to Good Charlotte, so it was surprising to hear that Ghost of You was an MCR song because it was also a Good Charlotte song.

*Markimoo is crying*

I wasn't expecting perfect Elmo voice 😭

oh no, they done found one of the legendary gunny bear reviews.

arins hair looks great in this ep.

Holy crap. How did I not see this one? The gummy bear was my submission.

@6:00 they mean professor slughorn

Wait, wait, what happened to fucking Tom Bombadil?? Shafted again!

"The air smell became the solid smell" is truly inspired review-writing

The Frank Miller one is the first of all of these with some actual talent behind it. Used in a silly way, of course, but it shines through.

I wish Arin would stop touching his face and fidgeting. Like, he's a seasoned performer, what's with this insecure behavior..?

That's impressive that I can close my eyes and actually see Elmo says what Arin impersonates

How did I read a different sugar free gummy bear review? I remember one from YEARS ago and it was just as funny as this one 😭

The SECOND I heard Amazon Review I prepared my body for endless cackling Edit: I had to go find my inhaler bc I laughed so hard I stopped being able to breathe

Arin subconsciously emo-parting his hair during My Immortal

Be cautious of all sugar free candy tbh bc if you have a sensitivity to an artificial sweetener it'll wreck your whole shop. I can eat like a ton of regular werthers originals no problem but when I got a sugar free pack it said "excessive consumption could lead to gastrointestinal distress" and apparently TWO was excessive consumption bc it felt like a sugar free gummi bear review was happening to me (at home at least thankfully 🤣) Fucking lost my mind laughing at this episode, excellent as always

I love Lonkin Prack XD (in all seriousness LP is one of my favorites)

Oh my fuckong satan!!! I just want to hear aboot why prof. Sinatra isn’t a teach anymo but ma vedeo keps buferin! 😩 #whereingMCRshert #sogoth🖤

My cat farted the worst fart in my face during the review. I was scared I was in a Meat Canyon animation.

OMFS... I knew what the Haribo "story" was going to be just by the title. How did these guys never come across it in all their years on the internet???

P.S. Arin's muppet voices are scary good.

I started this episode, paused it for awhile, then came back a tiny bit later... and I was so confused how Kermit ended up in goth Hogwarts. lol

Now that we're getting towards the end, fingers crossed for a "supercut" of the entire Immortal story.

arin’s elmo is scary good

Arin is unbelievable with his impressions

I am never an immediate cry laughter but the gummy bear review was one of the rare ones where i was ascending rapidly into my cieling

cry laughing at that amazon review

I had to go read the gummy bears reviews myself and the product actually has a warning label on the bag stating stomach pain and diarrhea may occur if you eat too many. That is insane 😂

Having Arin read the Sesame Street one was a great decision 👌🏻

So I want them to read this fanfiction I wrote that is meant to be simultaneously as good as possible and as bad as possible. Please upvote this lol https://rainbowoftheinfinite.blogspot.com/2024/11/bigs-big-day.html

Arin’s Sesame St. impressions are so fun :)

Fun reminder that, in order to make the 'I am Lord Voldermort' thing work in the French version, they had to change his name to Tom Elvis Jedusor

Please, please, please I am begging through tears read more of the gummy bear reviews. I am cry laughing so hard I fucked up my makeup.

Do...do you guys think we could send them the Zootopia abortion comic?

Wow, Arin is actually really good at the voices!

"'Oh that's Professor Slutborn' Satan said" is NOT something I expected to hear but now I'm glad I did🤣

The sesame street one is a legit masterpiece

Kermit saying "I am vengeance" has that "I can be your angle or you're devil" energy

So there’s two infamous haribo Amazon reviews?? Cause there’s this one and there’s also the one where buddy shit on the TSA agent

"Fangs to Raven" shirt when tho guys, christmas is coming-- xD

havent watched it yet but im reading "special amazon review" and it BETTER be the gummy bears

it's been such a genuine joy to binge all the my immortal segments. my friend and i used to do dramatic readings of it together fourteen years ago and we still quote it regularly, so it's really taken me back.

I read the final chapter of my immortal. Its final line is absolute golden

Currently on Tumblr looking at all the posts abt My Immortal. Quite a trip if you have a few minutes lmao

The My Immortal sessions have brought me such joy and laughter. Thank you for this amazing value add to my otherwise boring work nights! I've watched every installment several times already. Worth every penny.

I was NOT ready for Arin’s insane Elmo impression

shut up mike the book is Tom Riddle scribbled in the air "Tom Marvolo Riddle" and magic'd it to read "i am lord voldemort"

Ike gonna destroy them with a quiz next recording session.

U guys need to make a Patreon exclusive shirt that says “fangs 2 raven for da help” shirt with the chairs you guys sit in

My grangran and I ate a bag of those sugar free haribo's, finished the bag so that grandpa couldn't see it when he got home, and then we both separately shit ourselves 🤣 ah, to be young again

Hey, my wife was in the room when you read the Haribo story! Good job ;)

Dan kicking his legs during the Haribo story is so cute!

I would love nothing more than for the original writer to come out, after years of people wondering who they were, so they could call Arin and Dan Preps for laughing at their story

Arin's Adhd is getting a workout in the my immortal story...

Okay who submitted that Muppet thing just to make Arin flex his VA muscles because I JUST WANT TO TALK (affectionate)

Holy shit I know Arins a voice actor but that Elmo was fuck king awesome

Please for the love of all that is holy AND unholy, goffic and preppy, PLEASE make My Immortal merch.

I'm late to the table for this episode but I still maintain my stance; IKE MY BELOVED

Now that MCR is touring, will we see a special episode of the game grumps gothing at a MCR concert?

hi my sweeties i love you

I had to pause after Cornelia Fuck cause I needed time to recover

I feel like the wikifeet score just went up

I really hope this is the Amazon review I am thinking of

Have the bookshelves...always been fake? ...FUCK!

It’s true that “Tom Marvolo Riddle” being an anagram for “I am Lord Voldemort” is kind of dumb, but to be fair, it’s exactly the kind of dumb thing that Tom Riddle would think up.

I audibly yelled "Nooooo" when the gummy bears were mentioned. Those are NOTORIOUS

Arins impressions elevated that fic to god tier lmao

I'm going to be so sad when My Immortal is over, it's so amazing but I'm sure they'll find something just as wild AND someone make and send Arin a "fangs to Raven for da help" shirt asap lmao

As soon as sugar-free gummy bears was mentioned...I knew.

I was half paying attention until ELMO SHOWED UP WHY IS ARINS ELMO SO GOOD

When Arnold said he thought the anagram for I am Lord Voldemort wasn’t awesome I immediately thought “What a prep” The Fanfic is changing me O-o

Arin's Elmo laugh is scarily good

I had forgotten that's what big bird sounds like. why is Arin so damn good at these impressions

I really hope you will make a supercut of all chapters of my immortal combined so we can revisit this joyous journey in the years to come

The second story NEEDS to be animated!!

Who is the Internet Historian?

I think when the boys are done reading My Immortal they should react to the Internet Historian version of My Immortal. It's so hilarious 😆 Would definitely recommend checking out Edit: Forgot to mention Internet Historian is a youtuber. They did a video reading My Immortal and it's so funny

That Amazon review was a work of art, this guy has a future in storytelling.

Cornelio Fuck is a late-game winner

I need more Amazon reviews or Yelp reviews plz

I love how Dan is just vibing with the chaos and Arin is slowly descending into madness. 🤣 Then they switch roles depending on who's reading.

I need the link to that Amazon review immediately, i HAVE to read that to my friends omfg

I promised myself that when I was financially stable enough I would pay for the gg patreon, and I can proudly say I've made it. And I am not disappointed.

I still think they should have gotten one of the big leather bound books of my immortal

Cornelio Fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i want to give a HUGE thank you to the entire grump team for letting me feel happiness after the election. seriously, not just danny and arnold, i mean the whole team as well. you all are giving me a much needed relief after that shitshow, and i can't express how grateful i am for that. i love being a part of this community, i love these people, and i really love that the whole basis of this channel is to make people smile. you guys change lives more than you know, and you deserve recognition for it. being a lovely has been one of the greatest, funniest, most rewarding experiences i've had the privilege of doing, and being able to turn to the grumps after a hard day has helped me survive some really serious challenges that felt impossible to face. you people do so much good in this world, and i think i can speak for all of us lovelies when i say my life is so much better because you guys are in it. when i'm here i'm understood, i'm myself, and i'm happy. please never EVER forget how valuable it is that you make such an impact on so many people. i love the grumps, i love all of you guys, and i love ebony dementia darkness whatever the fuck her name is. rock on lovelies, remember we always have each other and that's all we really need. <3

watching this intoxicated was a bad idea, i'm sitting here close to tears at "a black lonkin prak t-shrit" and i can't cope. pls send help i think o'm dying

It’s not easy being vengeance

I was so happy when they read the product review

I fell in love with Frank Miller's Sesame Street.

That Sesame Street fic was absolutely the right choice for Arin. I was INVESTED.

i recently subbed to the Patreon and i just discovered this and its my new favorite series. i can not stop laughing at these

Arin spinning his head around and feeling his hair on his face is something I used to do ALL the time. Still do. Feels nice. Maybe it’s an adhd thing

I have never felt so genuinely horrified and sad listening to an Amazon review

This is the hardest I have laughed in awhile. Especially this week I needed this! (Please don't make applesauce jokes this is my life here 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

Holy Cow, Arin is amazing at muppet impersonations.

"so he pulled my finger and opened the door to hell" 😭😂 I'm sobbing from laughter

That review-writer should become a legitimate author, but preferably of a different subject matter

I am so extremely torn between hating this My Immortal fanfic because it's so fucking terrible, both in spelling and in attitude and loving it because it's so unbelievably ridiculous and hilarious

I couldn’t breath I was laughing so hard at the Elmo bit!

Okay, the Sesame Street fanfic was fantastic, and Arin's voice acting for it made it even better.

Gopher and Tuck. Go Frantic?

Arin and Dan NEED epic goth makeovers for the last chapters. PLEASE!!!!!!

When I saw that they were gonna read a Sesame Street fanfic, I very afraid at first. But now, I love it, that story was amazing and Arin's stellar voice impressions of the characters really elevated it! It makes me wish even more that he would read the fic that I submitted, because it also features iconic voices that Arin would do amazing impressions of (namely, Shrek and Batman 😂). Also, after hearing them read that Amazon review, I now think that instead of the gross sweet/salty drink that doctors make you drink the night before a colonoscopy, they should just give you these sugar free gummy bears. It sounds like they would be just as effective in emptying your bowels, while also tasting way better! 🤣

i was eating haribo sour gummy bears during the last story

I needed this today. Also why are all of Arin's Muppet voices so on point?

The Sesame Street and gummy bear stories were amazing!

Da big K's........ Kancers

Who didn't pee in Arins cereal and got him so pissy lol

I still firmly believe this was written by a middle schooler

Lonken prahnk

OBSESSED with professor slutborn. incredible name

Cancer with a K. Can't wait for Mortal Kombat to use that.

Why was Aron’s Elmo voice so spot on!!!? My jaw is on the floor rn

"Black Congress shoes" was way funnier to me than it should have been

I haven't laughed out loud so hard in ages like I did at that last story

I think I might be crying from that last story 😅 probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard

SHUT THE FUCK UP PRPPZ TY DAN FOR THE HELP, I pot on a behr of lace black stiletto knee high boots, black nail polish & eyeliner, black headband with black leather flower hair clamps and small black bows, black corset with red laces and spikes, black miniskirt and thigh high red and white stockings, then dyembedumb assed m3 whan I gat my skirt & I slit muh rizztzts abut tit bc he literacy camped wif me to get it from hat topic. Thn I fkd Dracon like sooper hard on dis blackboardved bof broken memes. Snoop garbed half dcaramel & konked on the door situationally. Fangs, I sed sexily, ima go hop back in da pensiege & dirk my portents. DONT H8 ON THE STORY YPU FUCKING PUSSIES I sed ZPTOP FLAMING

Am I the only one who doesn’t really enjoy My Immortal? It's so impossible to keep track of... just pure cringe that gets old fast.

That Amazon review was awesome. Also all of Arin's sesame street voices were incredible.

Awww....i waited so long and they didnt read mine:(

This is what I needed on this very sad day. Thank you, Game Grumps, and I pray all Americans stay safe <3

Can...can we screenplay My Immortal?? Someone?? 😂😂😂

I would totally buy a 'fangs ta raven for da help' shirt.

Jesus CHRIST Arin's Elmo is impressive lol

I needed this today of all days....

I think I wanna marry the author of this book 🤔

Hopen- v. to hope a door will open

Please please tell em there’s more of the sesame street story. I need more I NEED MORE

Honestly somebody needs to give the guy that wrote the amazon review a book deal, it was genuinely incredible writing, better than a lot I've seen.

My body yearns for more My Immortal.

Thank goodness you guys posted this today. I'm really going through it rn 🥲

That ridiculous gummy bear story is the first time I've really been able to laugh all day. Thanks for this, lads

Conspiracy theory: I think at this point in my immortal, Raven (authors friend) is intentionally not fixing shit to fuck with the author! Like at the beginning of my immortal, yeah, there were a lot of spelling mistakes and grammatical issues, but not to this level and at the beginning the author Says that Raven is helping with spelling and formatting with the story. However, in earlier chapters, it was mentioned that the author and Raven had a falling out that caused the author to kill off ravens OC character (willow) in my immortal, but then they became friends again later on. HOWEVER HOWEVER I believe that Raven is not over this, and so she is intentionally not fixing grammatical errors or spelling mistakes (or adding some of her own) to get back at the author for their treatment of her

Gonna join the chorus; I needed this right now. Thanks boys

Arin going “why did Marty McFly have to bring her back to the future??” Is so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watching this baked af

Honestly thank god. No idea how much I needed this. 🤍

Arin does the voices of the Sesame Street Characters way too well...

Wtf, Arin's Elmo impression is spot on XD

I need a Lonken Plark tee

very sorely needed today and also the speed at which i would buy a "fangs 2 raven for da help" shirt is hideous

Before it even started I read the description and I’m scared for the Sesame Street one. One of my special interests is all things Jim Henson and the Muppets. I hope it’s not really bad. Remember Elmo and Zoe are 3, Abby Cadabby is 4, Julia is also 4, Telly is 5, Rosita is also 5, Big Bird is 6, Baby Bear AKA Teddy is 7, Grover is ambiguous but he has a job sometimes like a waiter so he’s an older teen or young adult at best. Prairie Dawn is either 6 or 7. Now Bert and Ernie are never given a definite age but Frank Oz once said they were in their early 30s probably. Count is super old like at least hundreds because he’s undead. Cookie and his food truck partner Gonger are in their 20s. Oscar is in his 40s. The two headed monster are immigrants in their 40s or 50s. Guy smiley is the same age as Jim was when he created and muppeteered him. So 33. Kermit is at least 25 or maybe 30. I wrote this while Dan read my immortal so, if any of the under 18 characters are doing adult things, the author will need to be talked to.

Salute to the boys + team for this very conveniently timed video and hugs to all you American lovelies for no particular reason at all 🙃

"dumblydoors a prep"- Dan

Needed this today! 💜

Thanks guys, I absolutely needed this today.

Much needed today, thanks yall 🙇‍♀️

just what i needed today. mindless entertainment from my favorite guys to distract myself from the horrors of the world

So needed this right now! You rock! 💙

that's so goffik of you

WELL CUM, WONT YOU!?

with every notification this month i’ve been waiting for this exact one let’s fucking goooOOO

Yo I was legit JUST thinking "I wonder when the next fan fic will come out" like 2 seconds before I got the notification. Thank you Game Dads

Let's go Lmao all the people upset about the election

When the world turned to darkness, GG brings us into the warm, sticky hug that is fanfiction lunacy.

Just what I needed!

Very much fucking needed this today 💙