10MPH Uncensored - Sexy Halloween Costumes? - Episode 39

I laughed so much and so hard at this one that my dogs got pissed off at me and left me to go another room 🤣 also why is Dan like really sexy in the yoshi suit? 😅

Not upset with this being censored. VERY upset with what was chosen for the censoring. Of all the potential mosaics, images, and various crotch-covering options, you choose a gigantic monstrous eight-legged freak? Sent me into absolute hypervents, unexpected and unenjoyable (the throwaway opinion of one arachnophobic)

where tf is my dan dong

Arin in the UPS costume was genuinely hot idc idc thigh highs are a gift

Dan really liked the giraffe costume! Need I say more?

I love how dan was instantly offended when arin said "if you had that body ody ody"

i thought patreon was uncensored :V

Release the Excalibur cut! 🤣

Love how Dan’s censored as if he hasn’t been wearing a tightass spandex outfit for most of his career in NSP😂😂

False advertising, not uncensored

release the dong cut

what do i pay for if you censor danny’s massive dong

Excuse me mr.grumps i was promised uncensored

the production value on this one is UNRWEAL -- this is my fever dream kind of editing work

Them sitting on the table at the end is like one of those pornos where at the end they sit there out of “character” and talk about how much they enjoyed it

Hey, it's Body Suit Man from Seinfeld.

yall quit creepin on Dan's DICK

I love how Dan hits his head on that light every single time 🤣

Some part of me was praying for Arin to put on a new Sexy Sonic costume. Am I the only one?

You promised me uncensored, SHOW ME THE PEE PEE!

Did anyone else thing of this when Arin was a sexy delivery person- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S75TA5qWl20

So, I have two thoughts here; 1) How goshdarn tight was that bodysuit that they had to censor Dan even here on the Patreon? and 2) Why did Dan have freaking CURVES in half of his outfits?

Arin looks pretty dang good as Sexy Buzz Lightyear

I literally have that Pikachu costume 😭

That's a lot of censorship for an uncensored episode ☹️

I love that they censored Dan’s fat hog but in order to keep it consistent they censor his ass too.

These comments suck. People forget that Dan is a human that can do whatever he wants with his body. It doesn't matter that we payed for uncensored, if Dan doesn't want to show his bits on camera he doesn't have to

yall be forgetting dans a real person and its perfectly reasonable he wants stuff censored silly episode as usual thou guys, happy halloween :)

I die when the crotch of the cookie outfit sproings up. It's so funny

Arin in the prison outfit looks what happens if you wrap a rubber band around a hotdog. 😆😆😆

Guys, I have a sneaky suspicion that the censoring is a bit, and that you all need to laugh instead of complain

Yo why tf is there censoring in the *UNCENSORED* version of this video?! I feel ripped off

mfw i pay for the patreon and am still denied dans sweet, sweet bits

Yo but Dan is rocking that Yoshi fit sick

Always appreciate yalls' effort for the spooky month. Hate horror games ,but love to watch/listen to yall play them. Your guys' commentary is hilarious and the only reason I would watch a P.T. let's play video. (Or any horror game for that matter) let's play. Keep being you and I look forward to your next video.

People in these comments are whack.

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I know there's a layer of Flesh Suit over them, but that pop at 11:45 made me instinctively look away, good lord ;^^

the most censored uncensored version as of now XD

I do really enjoy 10MPH overall, but this one immediately jumps into the top 10 for me. Arin struggling with too-small outfits; Dan hesitant, confused, and censored. The Luigi/Yoshi thing had me absolutely dying.

heisenberg coming out of them every once in a while is always so funny

I screech-laughed the whole way through. Such good sports even tho they were exhausted. The incredibles costume really did give arin a perfect pixar mom butt.

How much of Danny was showing that they had to sensor on the patreon version as well

Danny: *wears skin tight spandex for every NSP show and video* Also Danny: nooooo don't show my peanuts in spandexxxxxx It seems a little silly to me too, but also, it's his body and he doesn't have to show anything he doesn't want to in whatever context he chooses 🖤 consent is sexy, y'all.

This is by far the funniest power hour in the last 4 years. Bravo

Man. I'm so glad I subscribed to this patreon. What an episode. Editing was great as well. I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thank you!

respectfully, dan has some really stellar legs

It's Arin's hat as Stan that does for me honestly

I imagine not a lot of these were built for either 6 foot body shape

This is exactly the cursed content I signed up for 😂 happy Halloween!

Awesome episode and I respect what y'all wanted to censor. This was freaking hilarious and I had fun watching it.🤣🤪 Also Dan was so adorable in that Yoshi costume! 🥰Frankly it's disturbing and gross that people were mad they couldn't see Dan's private area. 😒

Burgie so thicc he must've been made from cake batter

was this episode from the dark web? XD

I cannot tell you how happy I am that the Heisenberg voice made an appearance here

Ah, the self-awareness is strong with this one. Love them for that.

HEISENBERG

I PAY to see DAN'S uncensored COCK AND BALLS (this is a joke i respect his privacy)

OMG the off screen antics. That's how you know 2 people are compatible. Throwing bits without ever seeing each other. Also...I paid my $5, gimme that Daneltoe in the bonerus vid!!

This episode was awesome I think I sweateted as much as arin, dying laughing.

I just wanted to post "Bust Tightyear" but y'all are getting into penis science a little too much.

I'm so sorry on behalf of the non gross people for the crappy things people have been saying, it's so uncalled for and genuinely disgusting. Y'all need to have a little more respect

Man, people need to chill a little in the comments. Maybe Danny requested it stay censored.

These comments are exactly why it's censored. Stop being weird

This comment section did not pass the vibe check

I love that they didn't even question what time of year it was until the end. They're just so used to Vanessa straight up torturing them now

it's censored all over the place! *cries in gay*

Poor Dan's weiner

I didn't expect a Christmas episode so early.

I paid for uncensored I demand to see Dan's penis You can dm an Image if you'd like

Pray for the office’s NordVPN tonight, I would NOT trust this fandom with the knowledge the fully uncensored footage exists on those computers

Danny got the girth where even the uncensored version is censored :)

I rushed over here to see exactly how uncensored this version is

Didn’t expect arin to be so relatable to transmasc struggles but here we are

You know it must’ve been tight on Dan if in the uncensored version he is still censored lol

Holy shit, Melissa didn't win this one? What's going on? .. Be honest, Melissa. You let someone else win, didn't you?

Captions on this include the Starbomb bumper promo, which isn't actually included in the video, meaning the captions are like 30 seconds off the entire video

The editing on this is hilarious!!!

Excuse me, this was sold to me as uncensored. Get that bulge on screen, Mr. Avidan!1!!1

This is the closest I’ll ever get to seeing the iconic and oh so infamous “Nurse Danny” again

I hope Arin recovers his childhood trauma. I totally get it man.

Are they literally just censoring dans huge dicknballs through this? Could be a comfort thing I imagine, but damn if I’m not curious

Mom pick me up I’m scared

i want that cookie so effing bad

hey look that’s my name! can’t wait to watch this ep 💖

God every instance of Heisenberg voice fills me with utter joy UHNN

Headcanon is that Danny’s dick is so abnormally large, that it would actually make the audience uncomfortable to be subjected to it that consistently.

"Alright, I'm sexy. Next?" Fucking KILLED me holy fuck dude

I cackled out loud when i saw the notification for this ep lmao

How bad was it that even the uncensored version is like "Yeah... we really can't show this."

‘you both have lovely donks :)’ i love u vanessa

I'm glad I pay for this or else i wouldn’t have been able to see “the goods” 🍑🍆

Yippee!