Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 6

The guy that looked like Voldemort turning out to literally be freakin Voldemort had the air in my lungs apply for emancipation

only just started watching this series today. "Voldemort gave me a gun" is a work of art

“What an insane subject matter” that was like what was most popular on Wattpad in my prime 😭😭😭

Oh no I read Sdld To One Direction when I was like 14

its so clear that her spelling gets worse and the story gets more fucked up only when she gets too excited about/too into writing the story 😭😭 like when she is excited or sad about a scene she is writing it gets SIGNIFICANTLY more abstract sounding bc she fucks up so much more 😭😭

New King James Version of My Immortal, please.

The one direct fan fiction was the literal PILLAR of so many other one direction fan fictions with the trope of being sold to the band. like i think that is why i am so messed up now as an adult reading that at 14 and think that was okay lol

"I put on my clothes huffily."

“Well, they’re all headed in the same direction, at least” SHUT THE FUCK UP😭 Actually, the more I’m forced to remember about My Immortal, the more it becomes entirely possible that Joanne is the author of My Immortal. The Cursed Child is functionally this story in a different timeline. “Snape’s a Christian???” Snape’s hatred for his Catholic shitbag dad has entered the chat The triple Venn diagram of being gay, mean, and living a block away

Pretty sure the author to My Immortal has help with the spelling on the actual story, but no help in their notes

real heads remember Mutahar's rendition of this several years ago

There's actually a psychological reason why her spelling gets worse in the author's note. Whenever someone gets angry or stressed, the vast majority of people have their functional IQ drop for a bit. That's why you can get tilted when a game is really frustrating. In other words, she's really pissed off with all the flamming, lol.

Holy fuck I had forgotten about the one direction one… throwback

Hey douchebags where's the Supercut of my imorallll

We HAVE released "Because I love drugs and hate you!" as a YT short to the public, right?

i love the stock videos but can someone plz do game grumps animated for these PLZ

Ahhh NOW we’re in Mary sue territory😂

How did none of them react when he said that Voldemort gave her a gun?

Sold to One Direction... a classic...

I'm so happy I subscribed Patreon just for this.

rip liam

Someone should interview the author of my immortal.

"Was it Zayn? It's Zayn." Had me cackling.

Say what you will about My Immortal, but at least it presents an actual love triangle instead of a love corner.

Oh my god the “pentagram between” meant “cross between” that’s… next level

I think it meant the iPhone 4S not multiple iPhone 4’s

It's WILD having 2 fully grown ass men read fanfics I thought were cringe in middle school/high-school. I'm getting a core work out laughing this much

Ya know for that one chapter of "My Immortal" being called "Bring Me To Life" I'm surprised there wasn't a reference to the song, yes I'm an Evanescence fan, I don't know if Ebony is LOL. Apparently Amy Lee has read this literary masterpiece because they asked her about in an interview once.

im waaaay behind in watching these just going back through. I hope Arin realized that in the very beginning, the author said special thanks to someone who helped with spelling. I would believe for the author notes between chapters the author didn't have help with spelling but for the actual writing of the chapters they had a friend spellcheck them also wait.. didn't they start patreon so they didn't have to bleep swears all the time? why the bleeping?

The Grumps trying to apply any sort of logic or reason to the story of My Immortal and treating it like it's a weekly soap opera they like to watch is definitely my new favorite thing in the entire universe <3

The pentagram joke is her using the word pentagram instead of cross (bc she's a satanist)

Isn't crookshanks Herminoe's cat? Not a spell? Why would-- You know what, nevermind

The stock footage is such a great addition to this series.

The author for my immortal mentions "thanks for helping me Raven" I think Raven is spell checking the fan fiction, and the author's notes are added after?? Just my guess on why the spelling is soo different 😂

"basically like voldemort" into "it was voldemort" is honestly kind of the perfect misdirection. you don't see it coming at all!

I’m sorry this is off topic lol, but my fiancé won’t shut up about Arin’s robe and wants to know where he can buy it. Does anyone have an idea where I can get it for him?

"I love drugs and hate you." Is something I need to start saying daily.

Ah yes, the continued adventures of Vampire Potter. My favorite fantasy series.

play inscription

“This is a photo of Joel Madden dating Hilary duff” followed by “Voldemort gave me a gun” really got me. I almost choked.

Crying and throwing up, thank you for this beautiful gift to the world gentleman.

These are so amazing. I hope and pray they do all of Sonic High School. Ive read it all. It never stops being perfect. Same with My Immortal

hear me out, what if instead of picking the Goofy story or the One Direstion story read them both alternating one line at a time so we get both and no one has any idea what the heck is going on.

Dan, hunny, there is something in your hair

Wow, I wonder what word was so bad that they had to bleep it out on Patreon 😅

"emerald green orbs" reminded me of Eye of Argon. Not exactly fanfiction but it'd be amazing to see them read it lol

I need a follow up on one direction

"Don't swear you BITCH" killed me

"voldemort gave me a gun"

I'm very late to the party, but I'm pretty sure "Crookshanks" was supposed to be Ebony casting Crucio? That's the only explanation I can think of

I adore this show

I want you to do both!!!! Continue reading all of the everything

Please bring Goofy back 😭

If you've never frenched passively, you've never lived.

Read them all please 🤣❤️

please, finish Sold to One Direction. This reminds me of my Tumblr days....

Im kinda high but im thinking i should 100% 'translate' my Immortal and sending it to them

Raven does the proofreading and corrections, this is pivotal to the meta lore

Sold one direction completely broke me 😭🤡☠️☠️

I freaked out when Arin was trying to explain “kind of like a Venn diagram” because that was my initial guess. but someone in a comment section of a dramatic reading told me it was probably to replace “cross.”

"Vampire Potter you motherfucker!" Made me laugh so much!

I want Sold to One Direction forever omg

definately finish child abduction, i am immediently enthralled

Continue reading all of them! Why you gotta make me choose, dawg?!

Voldemort gave me a gun 🤣

obviously i want them to finish my immortal but i hope they continue sold to one direction

I love that the author hasn't read Harry Potter and thinks the spell is Imperious instead of Imperio. AND they think Crookshanks is a spell instead of the name of Hermione's cat. What an amazing stupid story.

I think hearing the rest of goofy's story would be delightful <3

cat and dog cartoon in hotel story please.

No, Arin its the iPhone 4S that’s the phone, it’s not plural iPhone 4

I think the "pentagram, get it?" is supposed to be them laughing at saying pentagram instead of cross

100% the goofy and Pete one please not the one direction

I'm ashamed of myself for being super late on watching this. Dear God please keep making these! My favorite part is where Ebony is able to easily repel Voldemort because she's soooo cool and goffic. But is still able to be compelled by him to kill Vampire, for some reason...

I kind of want to hear all of them, but if I had to choose I'm going with Goofy. It's just too weird 😂

You gotta finish em all idk what to tell u guys

If you guys don't finish My Immortal I'm going to commit arson

YESSSS!!!! Please finish both!!! Though if I had to choose one, it would be the One Direction one lmao

Finish ALL OF THEM!

Sharing a name with the protagonist of Sold to One Direction was very jarring 😭

As someone who spent alot of their childhood reading 1D fanfics, I can confirm that most are like that

I need more of Sold to One Direction!

Wait, why are you censoring certain words in these videos? I thought the whole point of putting these videos here was that you didn't need to worry about being "P.C." so to speak? Like if you're censoring shit, why not just put it on youtube?

It was an iPhone 4S, the one that came out after the 4 but before the 5 when the iPhone screens got longer and the buttons had fingerprint sensors lol. Also, I hate to admit this but I think I actually read this fanfic way back in the day when it was being written and it depressed the shit out of 13 year old me lmao, so I prefer the dog and cat story

i need to see how the one direction one plays out and my immortal is a classic on the channel

I’m interested in y’all finishing “My Immortal.” But only like a couple more chapters of the one direction one and not at all in the goofy one.

I don't know about all of you, but I need more of the child slavery one. Also the Goths.

I will be right here for the entirety of the year it takes to read My Immortal and I will be on the edge of my seat for it.

"Voldemort gave me a gun" I cant breathe, its so fucking funny.

So no one in Snape's classroom cared that Draco was naked?

I had to stop the video multiple times because of My Immortal I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna throw up.

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Dog & Cat please.

I would like to learn more about One Direction. Will they end up being lovely people that save this girl from her broken home? Or will they slap her some more? Ugh. You know, what. Whatever. Never mind. As long as you read My Immortal I'm happy lol.

Wait, so the girl's mom is simultaneously hurting for cash but also her daughter owns multiple iPhones? Well, there goes my immersion!

Please read more my immortal and one direction! Shit is so funny, the one direction one brings me back to when I was a teen reading fics like "After" and "Kidnapped by One Direction"😂 and I wonder why I'm so messed up as an adult lmao

More Dog and Cat!

Please don't read more Sold to One Direction

I love this and would like you to continue both the goofy/pete and sold to 1d stories, but someone MUST send in a good Omegaverse fanfic.

that picture of 1D happily smiling while arin reads the description of them abusing and buying a girl is uuuuh...very interesting

No more fanfic of these side characters, the people need Game Grumps reading Game Grumps fanfiction. Please! Dear God Please!

For the love of god please continue Sold to 1D

Sorry but I need y’all to finish Goofy & Pete and the One Direction fic and my immortal 🤷‍♀️

I don't care about pete and goofy fuck anymore I need more of this wild One Direction shit it's so insane

As much as I was enjoying the goofy and Pete one, sold to one direction ramped up so damn fast. I gotta hear more!

The One Direction

Pete & goofy

Pete and goofy please!

Pete and goofy for sure

I vote for more My Immortal and Pete & Goofy!

Did I hear that right? She casted crookshanks?

PLEASE continue Sold to One Direction

more Sold To OD of course

NOOOOOO ARIN'S BRITISH ACCENT HELP

i have genuinely never been more confused what's happening in a story than my immortal

I opt for child slavery!

One direction and overly dramatic Gothic hogwarts are what I live for now

I like both are good to continue.. well, not good, but goofy and pete seems less off putting somehow.

I wonder what the word was that they bleeped out was it bad enough for even patron?

i think i am done with the one direction series already. that was exactly too much to handle. back to the dog and cat fucking please. thats very family friendly

They meant "like a cross between..." but said pentagram because they're goff and satanizt

Do NOT read the ET one for the love of god! Ty xD love you guys!

Please continue the ET one. It was so uncomfortable but hilarious

You have to finish the One Direction one

Pete and goofy

I would also like to hear more sonic highschool 😂 it gets so much worse

Really want to see how Goof and Pete work it out. KINDA curious about the kidnapping one since it was so outlandish that it feels like it could go anywhere. Just so long as it doesn't go to the same place E.T. and Elliot did

How could we not finish the soul searching drama of an anthropomorphic cat and dog discovering their feelings

Pete and Goofy!

I love me some uncut fics.

one direction! and sonic! please!

please do both, i'm begging you

Please, for the love of God (also known as Jah), please continue Sonic High School

I need more One Direction

i think we need more pete and goof

I've known about the sold to one direction trope for years but I'm just learning now in this video that the protag shares my name lol

Pete and Goofy for SURE

They should continue the Pete and Goofy one

Oh man thats a tough one but I think I got to go with Sold to one direction since i have no nostalgica ties to it lol

why not both? Can we continue a few more chapters of Pete x Goofy as well as Sold to One Direction?? hahah Something I never thought I'd ask loool :p

100% child slavery fic

Goofles and peetles pleeaaAASE

Goofy and Pete!!

GOOFY AND PETE

I'm obsessed with my immortal now. Also I have to know if dog and cat go on date to hotle 😆

i think finish goofy and pete first, then finish sold to one direction :)

Oh wow wee, the choices are between child slavery and a cat and dog boinking each other? However will I choose? It's like they say, the only way to win is not to play. (But no for real I love this show 🤣, thank you so much to everyone involved!)

Finish the goofy fan fic!

more one direction please omg

Please, please, pleaaase finish Goofy x Pete! If I die before it’s done, my ghost will never rest

I would prefer more Goofing with Pete

More One Direction with extra British accents plz

MORE ONE DIRECTION PLZ

Gotta hear more of the one direction story with Arin's British voice please

the joke is "a pentagram between" instead of "a cross between"

Continue with Goofy and Pete pls!

The my immortal reads, alone, make this Patreon memebership so worth it, it’s like a car crash and I can’t get enough LMFAO

CHILD SLAVERY

Finish them all!!

LIVING FOR THE 1D

She does say her friend helps her with the spelling but I'm guessing that doesn't include the authors notes, also I feel like it's how she internet talks in the author notes

More goofy please

I need to know how Goofy and Pete end, boys pls

I want Dan's blanket

As a Directioner, I need to hear this satire

More One direction please

I so want to hear the end of Goofy and Pete!

Finish Pete and Goofy first and then go back to One Direction!

Please read more Sonic High School

In a weird turn of events, the author replaces the word ''cross'' (even when referring to ''a cross between x and y'') as ''pentagram''. Unless she forgets.

I want to take that thingy out of his beard so bad.

More one direction!!!

I vote for the creation of CatDog

read both "Sold to one direction" and "Cartoon dog and cat" to completion, please

Finish the one direction story. I was dying of laughter.

I would like to hear more of the famous Sold to One Direction.

I've already heard the child slavery one, go back to goofy

I'm not gonna lie I really want to know what happens to Goofy and Pete...

I've got to get that sweet sweet Goofy action

It's so hard to decide what to beg you to finish. I hadn't heard of the goofy and Pete one, but both my immortal and sold to one direction are pieces of important fanfic history, like, they broke containment so hard that ppl who scoff at fanfic have heard of them. But I don't want two long series running simultaneously either, because there's so much hot garbage out there that the audience wants to see you roll around in, we need space for one shots and short fics too

Please finish the Goofy and Pete one! That one seems like it would be funnier, and shorter (and therefore, easier to finish)! I also would love to see these episodes happen more than once a month so that you guys can read even more fanfics!

need more this is gold

Sold to One Direction and My Immortal are highlights currently in my life with this show.

Please, if possible, make this at least a two-monthly thing! I live for this stuff 😂

The girl who wrote this is almost as annoying as jkr

If you guys do enjoy doing it I would absolutely love getting these more than once a month! Even twice a month would be awesome

you should get one of the actual fancy bound versions of my immortal of you're going to go thru the whole thing to the end

these episodes need to be longer, i demand more content!

once again distracted by the piece of shit in Dan's hair

Once a month 20 minute episodes for a paid sub- is inadequate Please, I beg, atleast 2 per month for the betterment of mankind.

Please read the goofy and Pete fanfic

pretty sure the one who slapped her was Liam but I could be wrong? but plssss continue both

I need to know where the 1D one goes please

I vote for child slavery is something I never thought I would say on the internet but here we are.

oh my god the ‘my CR@CKHEAD MOTHER’ was INSANE even though i definitely used to read stuff like that around 2011 or so

Goof now, one d later

pls keep doing all of these I adore this. Hoping for longer episodes in the future as well :)

i'd love to hear the rest of both sold to one direction and my immortal, but for the love of god, i HAVE to know if goofy and pete fuck.

i thought they were gonna read After and i got so scared lmao

PLEASE BEGGING YOU TO FINISH GOOFY AND PETE THE LORE IS WILD

Would love to hear the ending to the Pete and Goofy one first!

I have to know if they're filtering out the GG fanfics, or if no one has actually submitted any lol

I'll GLADLY listen to both of them!

Ya know, stories nowadays can be so difficult to understand. There's character development, plot twists, and even complete storylines... We need more straightforward and to the point stories without all of that silly nonsense, just like Sold to One Direction.

Future me does Dan ever get that thing out of his hair/face?

“voldemort gave me a gun” is such a crazy line

My Immortal really is something so many of the circa 2007 scene kids at my old HS could've written. Drugs are crazy man.

more one direction fics please, it’s so funny!!

If she writes stuff like st00f, it's a bit lol

i love that they haven’t questioned the mary-sue grudge or even what being a mary-sue means

He had a big you know what, but I was too mad to care.

Please both. They're both incredibly funny

Goofy and pete

The "Sold to One Direction" one is more weird than funny to me. Ik it's a famously bad fic from that fandom from a long time ago, but it seems more strange than just a good laugh like the others seem to be. However as long as you continue My Immortal, I'm fine with whatever you guys want!

Both! Finish all of them!

I feel the One Direction one didn't pick up. WHAT IF IT GETS GOOD?!?

Goofy and Pete, Goofy and Pete

GOOFY AND PETE PLZZZ

You guys have to finish all of them omg

i wish these were like an hour long of them just reading to us

Every time a new fanfic video comes out, I get PTSD from that ET episode

Why can’t we have both? I can’t choose! We hath to know what happens in both! Also My Immortal has been my absolute favorite it has me cry laughing so hard 🤣

More goofy Pete please and thank you

finish all of them i need all of it this is too good

Fuck The Goof Troop one (as in, FUCK I need that one), because I REALLY want to know how that one goes, Marry "My Immortal", because you're already there at this point, and kill "Sold To One Direction" because nobody cares :)

whoa arin put those puppies away

I forgot about the part where Voldemort hands her a fucking gun and I almost spit out soda

I would love to see both of the other stories finished at some point, but I am *so* happy that there's like 40 chapters of My Immortal. Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Finish Goofy and Pete, but maybe one more chapter of this crazy boy band thingum? And finish My Immortal, obviously!

Please I need more goofy and Pete!!!

So close the the goofy boning action lmao

As much as I loved the line about loving drugs and hating the daughter, if I'm forced to choose, I need more goofy/pete (poofy?) in my life.

Hearing him call it an iPhone 4’s and now iPhone 4S makes me realize how old that model is 🤣

I would like to see them both finished, I’d go Pete and Goofy first as it seems like a more contained story. Then sold to One Direction, because I doeses have to know.

Please continue the romance between dog and cat.

Please finish both, I need both viscerally.

GOOFY AND PETE

Finish both pleaseee. I have to know what happens.

finish pete x goofy first, then sold to one direction!

I busted a lung laughing when the camera zoomed in on Dan saying "Was it Zayn? It was Zayn..." Lol

sold to one direction is a true spiritual experience we need to see it through!!

Omg please finish the Pete and goofy one

Sold to One Direction!

am so happy to be having my first my immortal experience thru the grumps

Please finish both, please! Ahhhhh!

Please finish GoofyxPete first, but sold to one direction is solid

I need more goofy x pete in my life

I want at least one more chapter of Sold to One Direction because that was just to freaking wild

goofyxpete for sure

You should finish both actually, I think

Forcing us to choose between more Sold to One Direction or more Goof Troop Sad Dad Sexual Tension? Can’t we have both?

Dan and Arin not knowing why she types like that in her author's notes is hilarious. Its all purposeful, its just what you did in the author's notes in the early 2010s. Its very uhh like lol emo xD speak

I never realised that the Sold to One Direction story was so aggressive I thought she was gonna be much more enthusiastic to go with them T_T

I'm not sure what I want more. I'm tempted to say sold to one direction

do them all!!! i need all of them PLEASE

iPhone 4S hahaha

Whenever these come out I am filled with mischievous glee. Did they ever finish the Garfield one? I'm too lazy to scroll down and find out...

More GoofyxPete for sure

Frenching passively is so much better/funnier tho 😂

Time to put my hair into a celebratory messy bun and put on my favorite hoodie

"I hath telekinesis" is my new favorite bit

More goofyxPete

my theory is that the original line was “like a cross between joel madden and gerard way” but changed cross… to pentagram… bc satanism… literary genius

YES FINALLY SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION

“See, is that stupid?” is *such* a power move to throw in in your fanfic

oh boy

This....this is beautiful

That close up of dans nose is worth $5 all on its own

I hope they do the second part to the goofyxpete story.

Oh lord.