How to Break your Stallion Roommate

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So your roommate is a stallionmin.  He works out a lot, rarely wears clothing of any kind, kind of stinks, and fucks like a porn star.

Problem is he cleans out your fridge and smokes all your weed without buying more.  Never does the dishes.  Never cleans the shower.

What do!!!?!?

You tie his ass up in the woods and run a god damn train on him, thats what!  Oh no he really likes it, and wants you to keep fucking him!!  Then you bust out the bullwhip and riding crop.

Now your stallion is a model roommate!  Repeat this procedure as needed.