Jizzaga
"Do let me know when you're ready to talk, your Majesty. I can keep this up all day!"
The young warrior king has been abducted by a great and evil shaman! Can he resist the Jizzaga ritual?
Couple different versions:
No Jizz: https://imgur.com/QkuyFAH
No Zaps: https://imgur.com/6sW6gXp
No Nothing!: https://imgur.com/TIA05oa
Comments (8)
Yup, would definitely volunteer for this ride. :P
Huff, this pushes so many buttons
Alternatively: "Do not cite the Balls-Deep Magic to me, Sorcerer. I was there when it was performed."
More!
"In place of a Dong Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and cum gallons of spooge!"
"for the good of the world! I cast jizzaga! (meteo! In the original quote) " You've done it, you turn ff4 quote into porn
STOP. MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!
He won't stop UuU