April 17, 2025

Tardy

Every single werewolf and half-turn in college is failing every class. Whose idea was it to let them in again?

They need names, I can't just keep calling them "Backwards Hat Wolf" and "Jock Half-turn" 8V

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Northern Fox · April 18, 2025

I’ll rim him once he’s been filled.

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Yura · April 18, 2025

Damn... Can I attend this college?

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FORGE · April 18, 2025

The werewolf program was shut down after one semester. It was an unmitigated disaster haha

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Dayofnight · April 18, 2025

I mean what did they really expect to happen surely they should have known It would end this way. I predict an outbreak of lycanthropy among the male populous.

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Rei Loire · April 17, 2025

How about Sebastian for Wolf and Gerald for our Half-turn

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Lurkybot3k · April 17, 2025

Casually explaining to your professor that your partner is a sex God and that's why your late is a total jock/bro/himbo move. 🤣 Surely the professor is used to such things. But do they ever get curious about such proclamations? 😏

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Tobias Wulf · April 17, 2025

I swear, these two are just pushing all the right buttons. And gotta love the blunt honesty.

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toby mcclellan · April 17, 2025

Big boy needs a himbo name. Jayce, Rick, Chris, Eric, Todd.

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Connor Wagner · April 17, 2025

The half turn could either be named, Jason or Jack

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4ourhead · April 17, 2025

Backwards hat wolf feels like he needs a stereotypical white person's name like Braydon, Jaydan, Rayden, Okayden, Chase, maybe Todd Half-turn feels like a Kai, Daniel, Damien, or Carlos to me.

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FORGE · April 17, 2025

Braydon or Brandon for hatwolf maybe haha

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Mako Aluveaux · April 17, 2025

Backwards hat werewolf feels like a Derrick to me.

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Decca · April 17, 2025

Well, it's a totally acceptable justification...