May 18, 2026

And the MILF Poll Winner #1!.. ANGIE DIAZ? FUU-

HMMMMMM really, ANGIE.. I keep getting pulled in by Star vs... I hate the show so much... but I can't escape it..its like a radioactive tar pit lol

Also, based on the comments... wow you guys really dont read the fine print huh... I mean sure I can draw Angie.. just well.. I dont think its what you expect it to be... but fine ok ANYWAYS. its me we're talking about, it might be spicy but it'll be hot... trust.

MY GIRL JANE NOOOOO!!! Oh well, she's getting the boot. The 4 runner ups will be coming back for the poll on May 21st. IIt'll be interesting to see if adding 2 more choices shake things up. Soooo what are the choices again? Lets see... whos even left.. well actually there are quite a few, but either theyre too hard or I'm saving them for like, an actual comic series with more time.. not really the oneshot/test pitches Im doing for these polls because the set up scenarios are so skim. FUCK IT, FRANCINE SMITH.

Johana, Mrs Boonchuy, Mrs Stoppable, Charlotte, Beth Smith, Francine Smith.

Once again, disclaimer: The winners will have no official story tie ins or affect the main plots of ongoing stories.

So dont expect any "Moon" tier story developments, I dont want to have to change writing directions bc a poll went one way or another. I'm just giving you a chance to see a character in a lewd scenario.

Comments (28)

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Keondra McIntyre · May 21, 2026

I picked Charlotte, even though I knew she's gonna lose. It's no surprise that Angie was gonna win this poll.

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M15T3R_GL1TCH · May 20, 2026

Hey, don’t look at me. I voted for Mrs. Stoppable. XD

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jacobelordifan64 · May 19, 2026

I've been waiting for Francine. Best mom

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andrew lance · May 18, 2026

Not gonna lie, I respect Mrs. Boonchoy and Mrs. Reed too much, it had to be angie

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Nagore6305 · May 18, 2026

Sorry about your feelings about Star Vs but I like the idea of that latina mama with your art style would be perfect. Especially since you've done so well with the 2 queens.

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Zayloff · May 18, 2026

I'm right there with yah Hermit: JANE!!! NOOOOOO!!! 😭

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Brian · May 18, 2026

Damn not even close

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47 · May 18, 2026

Good Anakin, good! 😈 DO IT. ANGIEEE

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O. D25 · May 18, 2026

While I DO understand the hate against Star Vs (they did a GENERATIONAL fumble)... I think it's kinda a bummer that it means Janna ain't gonna get her turn with Marco lol.

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Hermit Moth · May 18, 2026

Oh dont worry, Im fine with doing some Janna, but I dont want to lump them all in at once.

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Fox17 · May 18, 2026

It’s hard to escape Star because…some of the girls are just too good. I’m all in on Hekapoo lol

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Groundhog John · May 18, 2026

Damn Johanna and Mrs. Boonchuy got scraps 🥀.

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mraanonymous · May 18, 2026

I’m not going to pretend to be surprised.

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Silver · May 18, 2026

Hates star vs, and proceeds to make one of the best milf plotlines ever that lead to two royals getting banged.

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Hermit Moth · May 18, 2026

Wishful recreation/ heavy copium..

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EurekaZero · May 18, 2026

It is not our fault that you made porn of Star vs that's better than the show. Now we want more. If anything, blame your competence.

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Hermit Moth · May 18, 2026

NOOOOOO

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jambalier · May 18, 2026

You did to good of a job with moon. No clue where you’re going with this but, good luck.

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ZANNY · May 18, 2026

Ngl, I'm kinda disappointed in the Laterns. Not only one of the my milf choices didn't get picked, but apparently the majority of us voted for the worst milf in Hermit's eyes lol! Well, at least the milfs get a second chance! Also, I'm getting more confused about this poll. Are the 2 (maybe 3) poll rounds for a single oneshot? I thought the bottom 2 choices would be replaced with new milfs instead of the winner and bottom choice. This actually works too because imagine if one of the new choices won the second poll against the winner in the first poll. Then the first poll would be for nothing! 😂

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Hermit Moth · May 18, 2026

Not so much the milf its that Im just tired of Star vs sometimes.. ngl. Every time I have to go back and look for references and I get reminded how bad the show is and the mental backflips I have to do to pretend that my favorite characters werent ruined. For the record, I LOVE jackie, Hekapoo, Eclipsa, Tom (MY BOY) hell, I even dont mind Star as much. But Im not really a Marco fan, at least not Post S2.

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Hollowgod 88 · May 18, 2026

Francine? *whistle* now I’m hooked. And I think I know which character she’ll be sleeping with if she wins.😏

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bluefox2001 · May 18, 2026

the lanterns crave latina taboo Also fuck you to hell for forcing me to choose between Mrs B, johanna, beth, AND francine

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Not A Moose · May 18, 2026

This shit evil how we meant to pick only one dog XD

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Geazy3000 · May 18, 2026

Dude u put a hydrogen bomb against a bunch of coughing babies

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Daniel · May 18, 2026

Damn, was really hoping to see how you draw Mrs. Stoppable 🥲

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Adrian · May 18, 2026

This is the best news of the week for me

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SouLCake · May 18, 2026

You’re surprised? XD

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Hermit Moth · May 18, 2026

💀