Killing my friends because I have to | Yard D&D ep. 65 (Early Access)
The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Crackpot theory stillborn still alive bc he was in rage and shouldn’t have died to rones spell and should have taken 11 points just like stone beard
FUCK i actually needed the extra week to let this sausage marinate for longer. The goons are SUPREME in this ep, thank you lads 😣🙏
The zone of truth was a Sankofa moment
Dude it’s so funny that slime was dead on the table, literally laying down in real life, proceeded to fart, laugh, and then be dead on the table again🤣🤣 this shit is too good man
We need the deck of many things to make an appearance by the end of the campaign, Dave. Think of the possibilities 😈
This whole story would make a great tv series. Dave has done such amazing work.
Roan being a total boss fight was awesome to see
the opening incidental music is so good!
42:40 Dave with the QotSA new releases reference? or reading too much into it?
are there any level ups they can do irl to make leonas stop rolling like shit 😔
Banger episode gg all around
Nick just dropping dick for 3 rounds straight was not in my cards for today!
Paloma becomes Horizon's avatar? Please, thanks
Was that a zoro luffy reference?
Did they just forget that Stillborn was in rage?
1:17:08 Gang
Finally seeing Nick using his abilities and dropping dick off was great
My friends think I got Weird too Roan all good
Switching the dice is fucking hilarious lol
if they had used the eldritch cannon as written, giving temp HP instead of healing, they would have been in so much danger during this campaign.
Rhone having 4 luck points and didn't use any of them for the demon takeover save roll last episode is genuinely inting
I cannot fucking wait to see the comment of the guy in youtube whose comfort character is goots
6 foot 9, 300 pounds, multiple black belts DAVE IS AN IRL DND CHARACTER HOLY SHIT
I feel like there will be some kind of reveal about the Unspoken One. The hidden face and what we've learned about the backstory of the Creeping Knight – and what must be true about Horizon – as well as Bowman makes me think that there is more to it than just the big bad evil guy.
What if the Unspoken is a brother/alter ego of Ashera? There cannot be perfect light without perfect darkness... It would make sense why she's Like That
its sooo nick to be the one to fight the team
I agree with what Nick said
The power rank table needs to be updated after this one
I'm glad that after all of this it’s still Nick piloting Roan, because he even mentioned in the beginning that he could have healed himself multiple times from Gyorg but he just forgot that he can do that again afterwards
this show is so good man, i just wanna live here forever
Such a technical episode, I've heard rangers are kinda jack of all trades and not particularly good at anything, I like that Leonus plays so hard into that.
God I'm with Aiden, I was so tilted seeing Nick actually do something 😂
I actually thought at the beginning, imagine roan beats their asses, fifty minutes in and they still can’t get past the tank lmao
Idk how Gods work in this universe but is Horizon dead? Does that pave the way for Georg's Godhood?
In the words of the sausage master himself "Well now it does."
Was there a Descendants song called shattered cove?
No, but lieko gives almost identical vibes to the pirate faction ruled by Uma. So it's legally distinct sausage.
When the polycule has a falling out💔
I love the fact nick remembers the luck points now but he could of used one to reroll the command
This might actually be my favorite episode, seeing rone deal dick was so fucking satisfying and leiko falling made me so sad
holy fuck this episode was unbelievable, well played everyone!
Omfg ty for the sacrifice Slime I nearly pissed laughing at the mic
GOOTS NEVA DIESSSSSS
Idk how to spell his name but in an early episode sancofa cast zone of truth on all of them
Roan has been smurfing in the low tier lobbies
Every time Stonebeard blurts out "I pressed the button" and someone asks "What button", someone else should respond immediately "The button that brought us back from the past, long story". Doesn't really explain something, might cause more confusion, but avoids the big sticking point. It also technically true, so it works in zone of truth
It’s like any other game, as soon as friendly fire is turned on everyone tries their best to kill
The music this episode hit like crack
Stonebeard really wants everyone to know he hit the button huh
generationally sand bag from nick this entire campaign, just to show up to the gym juiced out of mind ready to pump more than iron.
I see Rone being incredibly badass this ep and just remember the time he wrangled the pirates into dicking around all his turns during the crab fight, Stonebeard is right to think he's a double agent lol
Only having 2 full episodes to heal, guess slime couldn't get it done. Big plays.
“i smell like your bodywash” was super funny and unfortunately unnoticed 1:09:10
It killed me lmaooo such a good line to throw in there
The unspoken is a decepticon?
Holy shit this was one of my fav episodes W Dave and Nick
Potentially 2 gods down after this ep): also the two coolest imo
Man every week we find out more B Dave lore that makes it increasingly clear he is NOT to be fucked with lmao
“And I smell like your body wash”
so does dnd have fucking late game carries? coz my god rone is sexy sexy big time rn
Yes. Yes it does. Wizard, Cleric, Rogue, Fighter, Sorcerer, Paladin, Monk and Druid are all bonkers powerful in the later levels, classes like Barbarian, Bard, Warlock, Ranger or Artificer are a lot less notable in the late game, or just MORE noticeable in the early game Barbarian being somewhat of an outlier, because rage is objectively absurd at all levels, which is exactly why Stonebread (used to be) so dogshit at dealing big dick compared to Georg.
What a frustsatisfying watch
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zone of truth was sankofa i believe
20 mins deep and stressed as fuck that Georg might genuinely die for good right now
Stillborn actually had a perfect turn opportunity, he could have hit Georg once, and then summoned his eldritch flamethrower as well, doing two almost garunteed death saves without any opportunity to stop him.
The gleaming weir would never make me switch up on my day ones
Dude someone more talented than me needs to do the unspoken one scene animatic. Holy Valethar aura.
This is the equivalent of when a party member becomes an enemy boss and is significantly stronger. Damn
Dude im actually emotional Laiko getting destroyed. That was like our first big adventure. Fuck man
so true, RIP Laiko... its funny that it got destroyed when it was like, thee place they voted to defend the most when they were the armchair generals. Wonder if Whisper is dead too
Leako is its people.
CREEPING NIGHT IS SOO FUCKING TUFF BROOO HOLY SHITTYYYYY
Literally what happens when your playing an RPG and your party member betrays you and they are somehow stronger lmao
wahoo!
Rest in peace stillborn
It’s 25 minutes into the episode and nick has already been 50x more effective in combat than he has in the 64 previous episodes
he did get sorta walked through the whole battle with dave
They forgot stillborn was raging :(
I know, I noticed as well but I think he would have died nonetheless.
Stillborn was raging so he only would’ve took 11
they call him 007: 0 plot hooks progressed 0 combat abilities used 7 dead tortles
Nick and Ludwig riff so well together, they should start a podcast together or something
Goddamnit, why did Nick have to learn how to play the game today of all days
the sausage really got made this ep daym dave cooked
When i have to make the sausage because we are amongst friends and thats how its made. Idk
God bless the chaotic bulshit nick does. This is classic dnd shit
Whenever shit gets really bad somehow there’s always a crab at the scene of the crime. Interesting.
Crab racism??? Is this Aiden's alt?
she gleamin cause my weer got her groanin
Yes
YUH
Dave are any of them gonna get a stand anytime soon? reading steel ball run and i want them to have stands. thank you.
holy shit didn’t even get to bit where stonebeard strolls in like a jojos character
Long live Goots
Damn got here with in the first minute
Just in time for lunch, gang
Thank god I was worried I’d have to actually do work
SHOW ME THE SAUSSSSAGE