Ep. 252 - the daemons of CS2 [VIDEO]

Some dota casters probably make a decent bag off TI, since they can sell stickers, similar to the CS system for Majors. More expensive stickers come with a voiceline, so if your voiceline is good you can probably make some pretty decent money

I think if they just pull $4.20 or 67¢ or 69¢ from cheaters bank accounts per kill that would be fine with me.

Has Ludwig never heard of the taller they are the harder they fall

if you have the money to spend 6k on a hardware to CHEAT... where the only use is TO CHEAT... nah you deserve a bricked pc, forever, and the guillotine

Slime is so right about Euro's slinging slurs without any thought. Like NA can't compare to the toxic shit Euro players get up to. I swear they only get away with half of it because like the Russian guy wishing X slavic group gets genocided does it in a random mix of english and russian so the filters just don't fucking pick it up. And it's not like just the Russian's Latvian's and Danes are just as fucking bad.

im actually playing both sides so i always come out on top

Obviously the rule is you can hear out of the sidebar, but the the sidebar itself is noise cancelling. Wasn't the whole point of that upgrade to get rid of necessitating the earmuffs?

At some level they're definitely trying to upsell you massages but that's usually when they try to give you a product, for actual Medical Massages (which isn't what most people are going for, granted) you do actually have to go multiple times to see a result, it's why sometimes you go get a massage and feel like shit. It's all the bad shit in your body they got out THIS time because you don't go often, and they didn't get all of it because they only have a certain amount of time and they also don't want to overwork your muscles. They literally teach us that we need multiple appointments to work stuff out in massage classes, so unless it's a psyop from all the way into the education side of it there's at least some truth to it

Obviously we should not do cybercrime to people for cheating in a video game 😭

hi girl here it’s important to me that they know you can swim in a pool when u have ur period

As a woman, we do tank that

The worst players alive are the trump mugshot pfp players

The Divorced drunk guy playing CS was a gem for the viewers. “I’ve only drank a lil bit. Like 2 beers…. And 6 shots of Whiskey.”

new nick tattoo?

while i'm sure a lot of men feel like they could tank period cramps, I think the reason a lot of women commiserate over them is because it's something we are subjected to every month outside of our control but is unfortunately still very taboo to openly talk about in polite company. especially if men are present, a lot of guys act like you're batshit insane cookoo if you even mention your period in front of them. it's so hard not to feel jaded by that and at least have the thought that they would never act like that if they had to go through it.

Krang is in a Robot, I dont know if the robot would have a penis. Unless Slime meant the alien, it probably does have some weird cloaca penis

what is pa

wow no ultra secret dark twisted bonus ep this week?

FranzJ would be an interesting guest

are wallibear and caatlyn those kids youtubers that lowkey i sometimes watch the shorts of ??

PLEASE get Sajam on the podcast, he's literally in LA

I don’t know if remembering incorrectly. But if Nick Yingling did home insurance, you should ask him about his opinion on firefighters and corruption and evil in fire department culture. I feel like only home insurance adjusters know the dark side of the fire department.

for me, my worst cramps feel like some is taking a giant ice cream scoop to my innards (uterus) (innards makes it sound as gory as it feels)

Something's off with the mics idk

listened to this during my graduation ceremony and it was so peak

A private company destroying someone’s property over an advantage in a video game is full on insanity. I’d call it vigilante justice at best, but there isn’t even a crime, just a violation of that company’s policies.

Imagine them taking laws as serious as the way they want to brick little kids pcs. Ludwig ragebait at it again. Can steal thousands with no repercussions but can brick 2k+ pc just for cheating. I dislike cheating and want repercussions too but their reasoning behind it is so hypocritical

I can't wait for the TF2 chat in 6 months time

the funny thing about CS not having a language filter is that Steam does have one. I have seen people in CS with the F slur in their name, but when you go to their profile, it is censored. just not in the game

ludwig was talking about how high up our heads are when we are standing, when i was in 4th grade i fell from 6 feet up and hit my head on the concrete floor of the garage and fractured my skull which cut my auditory and vestibular nerve in my left ear and has left me completely deaf in that ear

Honestly zipper 2 was pretty accurate. I just wanna weigh in as a girlie w pmos, them bitches hurt bad. The way I ive always described it is, it feels like hot clawing at your stomach that can get so bad you start feeling it go up your throat and then you throw up. The only upside is, since they are irregular, I dont get them every month. A win is a win.

to me cramps feel like someone with a burning rolling pin is trying to flatten my organs into a pancake

did they ever say who held the StS event?

i like that ludwig can imagine and create a penis creature in his mind but not an apple

Riot didnt brick anything they just turned on a hidden windows setting that turned off those devices untill the person re-enabled it in their Bios or did a clean install.

23:23 this is like the stupid chance the rapper adlib riley (hivemind) does. I don't like guys who look like hoodie allen and rap. Let alone listen to their music. did he say city? sully? sidy? cidy?

No super secret premium ?!

when tf did nick get a phone on his arm

The whole period cramp segment is the reason why the female viewership has gone down since their 12% peak

I love cs, I can’t fucking play that game anymore for the reasons they talk about most this ep

I genuinely love it - Lud is a pollenator, having listened to Wine About It First I know my guy was inspired to try his own version of what he found funny. Same with the aphantasia - "yoink & twist". He's a good director & actor. Producer & writer he struggles.

First 2 days on my period it feels like my entire pelvis is trying to separate from the base of my spine. The rest of the time is like my uterus is being rung out like a sponge.

Someone tell them about period poops

Periods are more like having gas that never releases and builds up on a full bladder, while also getting punched internally. At the same time, your legs go a little numb. it’s fine because they don’t actually , they just feel like they do.

I’ve been playing deadlock recently and having to interact with valve gamers for the first time in years has been a nightmare

lud's just describing the servers at spider denny's

weighing in as a girl. that was a pretty accurate description particularly about the feeling of pushing. i've always described it as it feels like your organs are being squeezed and also pulled out of your body at the same time. i've never tried a tens unit so idk how accurate they are but obviously one still does get some sadistic joy seeing a man suffer the pain of a woman. also, famously, we DO tank it.

girl weighing in here nick's girlfriend was 100% right about period cramps (though it varies per person) but you need to also imagine that, for one in every five cramps, you also feel like your stomach has maybe been struck by lightning and you just have to fully body tense and tank that

15:22 Guy with undiagnosed crohn's thinks he's getting a period every month.

cramps to me feel like my muscles are picked at by forks until they're minced meat. the only thing that proves relief to essentially cook your uterus tender, so I have scars from 2nd degree burns I gave myself without noticing.

he’s not black is so good bro 😭😭

Starting the episode talking about smplive legend krinios means the yard is only like 2 days away from joining the next cscoop highcraft

Get that boy off the floor

i love experimental aiden

Zipper 2 described it perfectly, kind of like holding on to a curling iron while it warms up to max temp

premo before main ep realness

wahoo!