Ep. 251 - pizza or dog [VIDEO]

Cookie dough bites are the best theater candy no question. They’re tied with raisinets.

I'd like to formally thank Ludwig for the instruction on turning off shorts. It has genuinely boosted my quality of life

I agree with Slime about albums. Listening to a full album that has been assembled and ordered with care is a beautiful thing

Why does Ludwig always look special needs with his fits?

Ok nick kinda got me fucked up on this one I love the cookie dough bites and littering in the theater is foul

Smells on a plane are not a problem dude. Just crack the window

this episode was the foodieboys for like 15 minutes😭

AIDEN I DID THE SAME ICUP THING! the guy was just frustrated

PTA made There Will Be Blood not the Cohen Brothers bitch

Cookie dough bites hate WAS CRAZY when good and plenty is there

Lol all the butter 5am brain was like huh slime prob beat off the best lemme watch be back when I fall asleep!

i seen an AI san andreas trailer and idgaf, i'd go see that in theaters right now.

It’s fucked up what they do to my boy Aiden dude

My assumption has always been a severed head.

Can’t wait to catch the marshmallow drop in my hot chocolate after enjoying my four course meal during a private screening of the One Piece remake😃

My theater has loaded fries, chips and salsa, and carne asada street tacos. Ludwig is right. It’s fire.

Has Nick heard about the AI ice cream flavor place? It's a Baskin Robbins Workshop in South Korea

I wanna know more about the box itself

Everytime I hear this terrible dog argument yall bring against Aiden, who is right, i feel a hatred towards California the state does not fully deserve

embarrassing to listen to this one while enjoying my chicken fried rice in the aisel seat of the plane :((

Egg salad sandwich slanderers

I remember going to a movie theater at Disney that served like actual dinners during the movie

The stick is in the box

aiden, as always, is 100% right about dogs.

I think pizza is just as messy as nachos

Movie theater with unlimited salad bowl and unlimited breadsticks but it’s also an Italian restaurant that treats you like family…

petition for the massive spicy pickles mandatory on every flight

there will be blood isnt a coen brothers film.

dude I almost missed the Aidan sword bits I'm so glad I watched the video

It’s pronounced faux pas

Bless you for passing on the YouTube shorts advice! (IM FREE!)

listening to this during my shift at the movie theater was genuinely triggering. some of us listen to this podcast to escape...

i hope you and yours are well or have the support to get through it

listening to this on my break at My Cinema Job where i've been cleaning cinemas for the past 7 hours & then hearing nick say cinemas are MADE to be littered in......... OO BITCH..............

Movies perfect for shorts are the slop that are basically all in the trailers. Shorts is just long form movie trailers.

48:17 “My first Curio”… possible reference to the Five Weeks of Benjamin Button? Will do further research.

googled freddie wong, he looks kind of like tom scott

As someone who works a movie theatre. Great ep

dog pizza

if you're reading this slime I hope you're having a good day

Funnily enough I’ve only watched There Will Be Blood on TikTok in short form lol

slime taking the grippers out on a plane is diabolical

Ludwig has never been more right than this movie argument

Fear went to my Highschool! I remember reading that he won TI in the local newspaper

Crazy slime is the oldest and least mature. His entire justification for no playlist was “i dont like/ i dont wanna” pushing 40 btw ✌️

how do you toggle shorts on youtube? i cant find it

reminder that Ludwig didn't ask Nick for any muffins and we should remember that

As someone who has two dogs that are treated like children; I have enough brain cells to know when something is satire.

Looking forward to that freddie wong ep, hell yeah

i know someone says this every week, but this might actually be the best bonus ep. electric.

Ludwig is overlooking the issue of how loud a full movie theater would be if people were crunching on chips during a quiet moment

The Coke Freestyle machines are great theoretically… mix flavors, let your creativity flow. But in reality, they always suck. The base soda flavors just taste bad. And 70% of the time they are out of ice.

The act of giving only matters when you are giving something you think they will like. There is no point in giving something you think they won't like

The $20 worth of purchases before a flight might be the most interesting question you guys have ever asked.

there will be blood is paul thomas anderson

nicks airplane food take is objectively correct, even if his reasoning is twisted

Am I the only one who got mad at "what is the best Coen brothers movie for shorts? There will be blood?"

The Alamo type of movie theater being nation wide would have made this episode 45 mins shorter

"too much cream cheese" that thought doesn't even enter my mind

Worked at a Regal for a good bit. First, cookie dough bites are peak. Second, I 100% scoffed when somebody bought an oven food. How dare you make me do my job lol. Third, that frozen pretzel took 10 minutes max. Your Regal is washed.

Aye yo I said "folks, pause" at the same time as yall, where's my cut of the patreon check?

Id argue that if you watch a movie through shorts you didnt even gave the real movie a chance to be "not for you" you just spoiled yourself with the best moments

Cookie Dough bites is quite literally the only good movie theater snack. What are we smoking

am I crazy or do they not know what savory means, they said chips, pretzels, and popcorn are savory snacks when they are obviously salty snacks

They must now lock the peanut butter behind the premo. Look what woke did to us

Perfect movie dinner/snacks are: a large drink, popcorn with butter and white cheddar seasoning, personal pepperoni pizza, cinnamon sugar pretzel bites, and some chocolate

Idk what’s in the box but I’ll eat it

Too bad he didn’t make it up, but that’s the hardest shit I’ve heard on the yard

Omg shorts are finally gone THANK YOU

Legit, this might be the funniest "normal" patreon episode in AGES. I legitimately nearly cried laughing at times, godly episode

Speaking of full AI movie, in Honduras some fucked up evil corporations and the Honduran Institute of Tourism decided to sponsor a film student's fully AI generated "animated" movie project called "Copán La Leyenda", Copán being the city in the country where all the Mayan shit is (for the most part), and it's hot garbage, so the government had to make it an obligatory watch for public schools (watch it for graded assignment essentially) and the kids fucking hate it.

this was the most endearing episode in a long time

That milkshake fye tho 🔥

I will begin my training. Catching a marshmallow while blasted off that gomu gomu pack cuz ik I dont have the motor skills for that

No Country For Old Men is a banger shorts movie. The scene in the gas station I’ve seen 10 billion times

for the longest time i thought it was “inside lew and davis”

Sticking the landing with Fear's government while calling him Eric is crazy

at least Nick mentioned the mentalist again, twice

If he had done that shit on purpose, I'd say Aimen's "EYECUP" would be Congressional level ragebait

ive seen the entirety of no country for old men uploaded onto shorts

Slime mustache? Approved 👍, and Aiden with sword? Electric 🙌

wahoo!

Theaters in canada have chips and salsa i thought that was normal

Goated reupload

Pizza or Dog? What is this Costco foodcourt

Crazy refresh pull