He's gonna be a father... | Yard D&D ep. 38 (Early Access)

The lack of reaction for the autoboros line is disgusting

stonebeard would want 9 babies cause they would just take care of themselves its easier

I was expecting slime to name his demon kelbo or something

Dave is such a good actor I look at him and see beautiful women hahaha

I love the after show

It would be cute if the kids were named Roan Jr, Georg Jr and Leonis Jr cause he's a sentimental guy, but also going off the demon names being the constellations, the planets would be cool. Like Mars, Saturn, and of course one is Uranus

Dude why is nobody mentioning George’s chin???

Stonebeard was damn electric! 😂

Dave is the Neil degrasse tyson of DnD

stinker and doobie

I’ve never heard Dave’s big cobelt voice before in any other character. It was crazy! I loved it

Good to have you back Stonebeard

jinx and jayce

beevus and butthead

girls name is georg two-nior, to acknowledge GJ

"I hope its another episode between leonis, george and roan! They had great chemistry the last few episodes... oh god damn it the horny one is back"

Has somebody made the wiki page for Dragon Hitler already?

W ep

Zipper and jacket

A great episode, can't wait for next week!!!

right and left

Amumu and Fiddlesticks

Chopper and Vivi

please name one of the babies aiden

"I get why she left" dog I thought ROAN knew Cutting Words

Bringing Hell to the mortal plane just so I can see Jibbly one more time, love that little freak

aw hell naw they sent Stonebeard to Asheville

I can't believe Shit2Shit or in this case Shit3Shit was teased here before the pod ep.

Don't know about what Stonebeard will name the kids but I like the idea of him becoming a sport dad.

One kid is beef burger, the other is pussy burger

we called those group poops

Pantheon or Atreus for the boy & Maera/Maira for the girl. In LoL lore Atreus was born among a War like tribe that lived on the Flanks (Side, Slope, and/or inbetween the top and bottom of a mountain) of Mount Targon. Atreus climbed to the top of Mount Targon and was deemed worthy. Once deemed worth he became Pantheon the Celestial Aspect of War. There is also the God of War game story line and other Greek/Roman stories of Atreus and Pantheon. Maera/Maira is another name/version of Sirius in Greek mythology. Long story short she became a Star similar to Sirius. Both names have the story of people who went from the earthly/underworld and climbed to the heavens in one way or another. Which fits the story line in a way.

Missed opportunity to have Leonas come back with Pectus Excavatum. 😪

silly and europa, it sounds very stonebeard to have a kid with someone named "serious" and wanna name it something like "silly"

Stonebeard the type to recommend a portmanteau like Stonerius for both the boy and the girl

Yall be talking bout some poisoned coins, I work in retail and a guy with warts all over his hands came to the register I was sitting behind. This guy had the audacity to give me fucking cash from his gross t virus looking ass hands. I freaked out, I hate germs, but then as the dust settled I realised he gave me a weapon of mass destruction. And as a proud yard cultist I spread them damn poison coins to all the elderly cash payers I damn saw🫡🫡

Baby names must be Pebblepubes and boulderbush

Dagon and Persephone gotta be classic demon names

Ophelia and Fate could be good if the children tie deeper to plot

beef burgwr is pretty cool

Sir garet and flowah

Sirius' kids being Curious and Furious would go hard

based on that Sykkuno joke... we are definitely up to date!

It would be sweet to name the twins Elias and Selenia. I know everything is building towards bringing back Selenia, but kinda think that makes it even funnier to have Selenia (Princess) and Selenia (baby).

The boy child should be Gargoyle

"Coldcock, no constitution for combat really"

Autoboros… more like oralboros

Its funny that we all forgot about the John Pork storyline

Beef Burger for the boy and Pussy Burger for the girl would be HILARIOUS but real names should be more like Taurus and Leo or something

Annabeth and Grover

Genuinely Amumu is a fire ass demon name

The name for the boy should be shake and the girl drizzle.

Always Sunny in the Yard - The Gang Become Dads

I knew SOEMTHING was up when Leonas wasn’t immediately racist to Sirius

I thought for a moment leonis had grown past the constant underlying/blatant racism; should’ve known it wasn’t him

The boy should be named after Elias (or however you spell that) who fought with Stonebeard in the war but lost his life. For the girl someone said Frenella which is so funny. 😂

Baby names: Son: Rokit Liek (pronounced "Rocket League") Daughter: Liga Leggints (Pronounced the way you think it would be)

georg jr 2 and 3

I loved the fast paced fights of the last couple eps but man is it awesome to have everyone back

Aimen and emen

My suggestion for the kid names would be amumu and fiddlesticks

Need a timeskip spinoff with GJ, stonebeard's twins, Leonas and Selinia's eventual child, and rone's step sibling

Boy should be Elias (as per many comment suggestions) and Girl should be Cindy (because reference)

Obligatory Luke and Leia for the twins

I’m ngl this series has me as hooked at actual tv

stonebeard was especially perceptive this episode

Ludwig flu game holy

Castor and Pollux for the kiddos

"If we have a girl, what will we name her?" "Her name should be Georg Jr. She will need to be strong, like her mother. What if its a boy?" "I would name him Houda, so he would have the wisdom of that ogre"

I would suggest naming the girl Waterlily, after Sensei Waterlotus, maybe with Stonebeard's halfling mom's name as a middle name. The boy's middle name could be Pussyboy, to honour his Githyanki heritage and have him take a name from his father that doesn't need him to grow into it immediately. But with a peaceful first name to even out the conquerer vibes, maybe after the halfling dad. I like honouring Leaf with the names as well. Great demon names this episode, by the way, I am sure you'll think of great demonic twists for the twins as well.

all the demons are named after constellation, so what if the kids were named Polaris and Gemini

Baby names Birria & Al Pastor

ok wait obviously the children have to be named stone and beard

can't believe no one has suggested that the girl be named after sensei water lotus somehow yet

Lee and lee'ley

According to Google, Silica Gel wouldn't taste like anything because it's chemically inert

Silica gel kinda tastes like beef jerky flavored sand if anyone was interested. It's also mostly fine to eat it just doesn't get digested by your body properly.

I vote one baby be named after fernello or some version of his name

Lud is just dice-mogging them 😭

elias would be neat for the boy. i think itd be neat to expand sirius's lore by naming the girl after someone that was/is close to her too. cinderella would be neat

WAIT NO NAME THE BOY BABY BROTHER LEE

Name the boy baby “DJ” and never explain it stands for Dave Jr

HE IS RISEN. STONEBREAD NATION REJOICE

Kiha Calen Pousiboi

Theyre gonna get fucking deneuralized like its MIB

I vote recipherus as one of the baby names

i never thought id enjoy dnd before this. a lot of ts is hilarious

Boy names: sarcasticus, slate, flint or Coy Girl names: Gem, Peri(short for Perilous), Voya (short for voyage) or rogue

Elias for a boy would be fitting, and honestly Blaire for a girl not only is fitting of a teifling, but it’s also QTs name :)

WHAT. A. FUCKING. BANGER. EP! DAVE YOU ARE A FUCKING INSANE STORY TELLER. THE WAY THE BOYS HAVE ALL DOVE INTO THIS. BY GOD THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS BLESSED THE INTERNET SINCE "you got it all over your cool shirt".

I've been waiting for this all week, glad to get my dose :)

Name the boy Earl

Gesh and Stalt for da babies

Slimes Marge voice is also his Will Neff voice

Why does Aiden look like Steve jobs before bald.

I think it would be a cute idea if Stonechud named his son after Elias

Children should be named fernelo and unsirius

I think that the boy's name should be Elius (Stole that from another comment) and the girl's name should be either Camdie or Cinderella. It's unlikely that Ludwig actually reads this but I think it'd be pretty cool to see. Also this show is so good, I genuinely wait for it all week, its made Tuesdays the best day of the week for months now and im so glad yall make it, keep up the good shit.

Girl: Romulus Boy: Penis

shizz

frenela

i think sillyus would be fitting for sirius’s child

Should've known leonis was suspicious since he wasn't immediately racist to serius

my name suggsestions male: something like Mossbreath for stonebeard also kinda demony. female: Joyanne becasue the opposite of serious would be joy named for Sirius

Call them Bi Han Bao and Niu Han Bao

In the spirit of stonebread’s alcohol consumption, it is only appropriate to name one of them Beerius

Girl: Etheradel Boy: Dstonal

Gotta name the boy Dave after the GOAT because this campaign is genuinely my favorite piece of media right now and it’s not close

sandbeard and treebeard honorable mention to Li

Dwayne "The Stone" Johnson for the boy (or girl, I don't judge)

Name of the Sirius's and Stonebeard's kids should be: Girl: Cereal Boy: Cobble

I have so many thoughts. Naming the babies is too much pressure. Imagine if there were four. Being able to look at the direction of the endgame is so exciting. There was so much baby mama drama. I want to protect them all. I love being able to see the universe come together in a way I never would have guessed. I wouldn't have guessed the villain, at least. These episodes are always a highlight of my week.

The boy should be named Elias after stonebeards dead friend, and the girl should be charcuterie

Can't wait for the demon sidequest episode where Nefrin and Sardonicus travel around Asfodel collecting healing trinkets to cure Ghibli's chronic itching.

Stonebeard Jr and Stonebroad

Girl: flame boy: dax

Sirius should suggest John Pork for the boy

I did think it was super out of character for Leonas to think "it was nice to see" Sirius

5 minutes in and stonebeard is fucking electric. proud to be chinese 🇨🇳

i vote Chucks for the boy

I thought this would be the reveal of what Leonas chose

I vote one of the kids be named Junior Georg (JG)

Calling a child of Stonebeard Reginald would be so beast

Damn the end game has been lined up

great idea by dave im loving this

He's so fucking good man

Bruh we need a side quest with the 3 demons, was laughing hella hard when they were talking

"Well, you were making a lot of sense, but then you started saying stupid words, so me got thump head, it just business" iconic Dave

My source of joy

holy twist

im only 23min into this ep, and its fucking electric. HOLY MOLY!

dave is a genius.

PLEASE GOD I need a guest episode with QT playing Sirius.

15:30 I KNEW IT FROM LAST WEEK WHEN THEY SAID SIRIUS IS TAKING EXTENDED PTO

wahoo!

Let's go stone beards cheating arc

Finally some Plot.

STONEBEARD YAYYYY

oh episode 28 currently, can't wait to see who becomes mpreg

Oh no

I’m sure StoneBeard has been doing safe and productive things to help the group in the absence ✊🏼

Let’s go!!!

YESS I couldn’t wait omg

TODAY?

uh oh

HUGE refresh pull- glad to see the boys were quick to record some new eps on time