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March 26, 2026

Ep. 243 - Yard Essentials: Building Aiden & Ludwig [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - 1055 THE YARD

  • 00:00:35 - its computer time!!

  • 00:01:10 - building aiden & ludwigs character sheet

  • 00:03:00 - photoshop

  • 00:04:10 - creating aiden

  • 00:10:10 - creating ludwig

  • 00:13:28 - aiden becomes a caveman

  • 00:16:30 - aidens idgaf farts

  • 00:18:04 - aiden pissing on the floor

  • 00:18:30 - aiden is down to do body/mouth comedy

  • 00:20:05 - "do you think our fans are ticklish?"

  • 00:20:44 - orb #1: aidens willy 2 be silly

  • 00:22:40 - nick has been fw orbs recently

  • 00:23:54 - aiden getting too heated...

  • 00:26:42 - aidens improv

  • 00:30:58 - aiden committing to the bit

  • 00:34:10 - being secure

  • 00:37:03 - when aiden lost to ludwig

  • 00:42:02 - aidens heated video game moments

  • 00:44:20 - extension of self in melee

  • 00:50:10 - quartergate

  • 00:53:30 - moving on to ludwig!

  • 00:53:50 - boner on the big joe

  • 00:55:34 - the giver vs the taker

  • 00:56:47 - the brown star

  • 00:59:36 - the glass cannon

  • 01:02:05 - the improviser

  • 01:04:45 - ludwigs generosity

  • 01:06:30 - mario party league

  • 01:09:20 - pissing with the door open

  • 01:10:22 - cornbase

  • 01:15:10 - the many voices of ludwig

  • 01:25:25 - fixing the orbs

  • 01:29:00 - thanks for watching!!

Comments (88)

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Josh Penrod · June 23, 2026

Nicks choice of the Vitruvian Man and orbs is kinda just making Zenyatta from first principles.

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Eve · June 3, 2026

Asked how it would be in Dark Souls and didn't go with Shameless King. smh

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Chandler Brown · May 29, 2026

New favorite ep

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MandyAllstar · April 28, 2026

lttl bnr t th hngt has strong fav fob song energy

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Ben On-It · April 24, 2026

Can Nick do a class on photoshop for the Patreon lol

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misterthezeem · April 11, 2026

The same way nick talks about falco is how I feel about siegfried in soul calibur. Its surreal man. Video games really are beautiful

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Tom Vogel · April 9, 2026

Its so funny when they talked about someone whos great at games and funny, Arteezy was the first person to come into my mind as well

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Baclava of Lies · April 5, 2026

Bro can Miles replace Aiden when he leaves for Sweden?

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Jiren Joestar · April 2, 2026

59:25 hate to be that guy but fist of the North Star is an 80s manga & anime that got an unfaithful movie adaptation that slime is referring here. The manga is actually beautiful drawn

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7DeadlyZyns · March 31, 2026

Beautiful that there was so much good shit that luds song didnt make the list

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Tanner Armstrong · March 31, 2026

Dude, Stacy’s mom has like actually got it going on though.

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an appropriate account name · March 31, 2026

Every time they say "unnamed smasher" I can't help but think about how funny it would be if the smasher was Hbox

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an appropriate account name · March 31, 2026

Nevermind, they said it's somebody they would vouch for

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Holden Westberg · March 31, 2026

The breakdown of Lud's acting chops will become legend

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Suppy · March 31, 2026

Nick put into words how falco feels 😭

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Shane · March 30, 2026

I go back to the cornbase commercial like once a quarter

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Erik Ibarra · March 30, 2026

Love that orbs clearly come from The Defect from Slay the Spire subconsciously infecting Nick

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Shane · March 30, 2026

I think it’s from the orbology girl on TikTok because I remember from the main ep he slipped in a low “yeaaa” from her videos when doing something with the orb

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katelyn · March 30, 2026

Have they talked about Aiden being hung before or are we all just finding this out at the same time

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Krishna T · April 2, 2026

theyve said it a couple times, mentioned it on the joint trash taste epsiode got why do I remember this shit

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CJ Bingman · March 29, 2026

RTJ went hard as fuck when i was in high school

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Reek · March 29, 2026

can't talk about EL-P like that man...

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Reek · March 29, 2026

he's got a song with trent reznor

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rich bich · March 29, 2026

I love the fact that their idealized bodies of Aiden and Ludwig are the Godskin duo

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Caspian kelly · March 28, 2026

What Nick said about falco is honestly one of the most beautiful things ive heard in a long time.

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sunflower · March 28, 2026

“Even the women” glad they remembered us for once

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wendal · March 28, 2026

dude putting slime onto the wahlid lore is so fire

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Adam · March 28, 2026

Worst thing about run the jewels albums is that NONE of them come close to Company Flow.

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Fraud_Monet · March 28, 2026

ah yes, the L.B.A.T.H. (little boner at the hangout)

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Fraud_Monet · March 28, 2026

Trevor Evarts, the dude who plays basketball w/ Lud & Aiden (he's from Smosh & Mythical Kitchen), also did a pretty public change to a hair system after wearing hats, bandanas and hiding his hairline during his internet career.

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bee · March 28, 2026

I think you guys think that Ludwig is much funnier than Aiden, or that you have more respect for him as a "funny person". And that's probably true over the totality of your friendships together. But from my POV, the Aiden moments covered in this episode are miles more hysterical than the Ludwig ones. I found that very interesting (value neutral statement)! Great episode.

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JadonTheEternal · March 28, 2026

90 minute preemo after that fever dream of a main, the Yard boys are really treating us nice this week

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Jar_Farters_inc. · March 27, 2026

I'm a family new Patreon member, and I'm honestly kinda confused fellas. Is it only the "premium" episodes that get posted here? I hopped over bc I thought it was like an extended cut of the new episode on YouTube. You know, the one with the togas and punishment devices

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Blue Kid · March 28, 2026

Nah gang it’s much more chill

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Noah Smialek · March 27, 2026

I sincerely love that this many years later y'all are still having "melee is jazz"-esque convos. As someone who found you guys all the way back with slime on the scene, its beautiful that the game is still such a huge part of your identity. Nvm, I just got to the part about sheik mains and I don't want to hear that from the guys who barely play the game

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den · March 27, 2026

the whole section of nick talking about melee was really beautifully put and resonated with me heavily as a melee player myself, i haven't competed nearly as much as i used to in the past year or so and there's a real fear of letting it all go and not being able to move my guy (marth) around anymore. crazy how melee is just so ridiculously goated that that kind of fear even exists lmao. and also yes sheik players are unfeeling androids who desecrate the beauty of our game

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Erik Wengenroth · March 27, 2026

Aiden is just the dark horse. When they hit, his bits are top tier

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Alan Jackson · March 27, 2026

These episodes have made me feel confident that when Aiden moves to Sweden we will be eating good still.

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Joshua Haskett · March 27, 2026

1.5 hour primo ooo that feels good

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Samuel Grant · March 27, 2026

how to use dropshadow?

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tuesdx12 · March 27, 2026

Nick talking about how he feels playing falco is pretty much how I feel whenever I start playing a couple specific rhythm games. I sit down and then my means of controlling the game just feels like it’s part of me. It’s harder to explain without having like a character to view yourself through but it’s interesting how that same sentiment can apply to very different types of games

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Genm · March 27, 2026

Mario Party League being mentioned here reminded me how very recently I was sad that I wanted to watch the MPL triple feature, to find out that MPL 3 got deleted/delisted.

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Jesse Hemmert · March 27, 2026

It would never be as good but a dumb part of me wants Nick and Slime to do this with Nick and Slime

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Bryce · March 27, 2026

1:24:10 pge

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CosmicSapphic · March 27, 2026

The medallion is yours

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James Moore · October 22, 2026

And your's🫵☺️

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Gabe · March 27, 2026

This episode was so wholesome. I loved this :') Also Slimeball was a generational episode to come into this with. Top tier week for The Yard

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Ashley Eccles · March 27, 2026

i quote the 'drinking hot cum at cafe nero' all the time, always stuck with me its so funny

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BirbInSuit · March 27, 2026

The extension of self segment made me tear up when he said "It felt like I went home for the weekend".

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Jtag · March 27, 2026

Astrogoblin photoshop episode. Well, a little different

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Kwoody · March 27, 2026

Link to the chill music playlist?

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Phejestos · March 27, 2026

I think lud's skill at games is at the peak of what makes an entertaining watch outside of just the spectacle of being good. Which is to say I don't think he'd be more entertaining if he were better, because he can be a shitter in a way that is just too entertaining sometimes and the idea of losing that is just too sad. And it makes when he succeeds pay off so much more.

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Boh · March 27, 2026

i think this is easily my favourite episode of this show, i really like when you guys analyze your comedic styles, i feel like it's part of what makes this podcast unique and it's not only funny but interesting and insightful. Also, the thing about nick talking about how he really connects with falco resonated with me pretty deeply, and i think it speaks to how you guys are willing to get very genuine and honest and talk just about how you feel something and maybe that thing is weird but it's how you feel, which is pretty rare in this general space.

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Protoman Nerd · March 27, 2026

Man. What a special week

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JMSC · March 27, 2026

Release the unredacted slime ball we want the prentis

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strad · March 27, 2026

Fist of the North Star is a shonen manga not a kung fu movie

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Biekoman · March 27, 2026

Its both

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Hunter Tracy · March 27, 2026

why is the camera cutting back and forth haha

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Zachary Gerbi · March 27, 2026

How do they never get to “silly willy” am I crazy or dumb

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goekenaitor · March 27, 2026

I watch the Jean Pierre clip at least once a month. I die laughing every time

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tvsize · March 27, 2026

As funny/insane it is to message someone for a quarter, it doesn't feel like the inverse was ever held to the same scrutiny. So a guy owes Aiden money, and deliberately Venmo's him a non-exact amount? It's not like he handed Aiden cash and said "sorry can i just give you $X, I don't have any change". There's nothing barring this person from just sending the right amount, unless their bank balance is 0. It's a faux pas to ask for the difference, but so is sending less than what you owe with no reasoning. Idk just call me a feminist I guess!

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the yard · March 27, 2026

he didn’t send him less aiden was only owed 25c from the session from that person

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Milo_v2B · March 27, 2026

"What's your favorite trait about Aiden?" "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet"

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FyreRode · March 27, 2026

hour and a half premo??? On the day I got my first HRT labs??? boys you spoil a young lady!!

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Sterthedude · March 27, 2026

Thanks for getting that ratio up 🫡

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Jorge M · March 27, 2026

Didnt slime see Aiden’s hard penis when he shared that story of asking a friend of his to critique his nude in one of the early premium episodes

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D Pledge · March 27, 2026

I believe El p said that word too

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Garrett Johnson · March 27, 2026

I feel like the inherent silliness of "the willy to be silly" makes it kind of beautiful

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Nick the Gaming Prick · March 26, 2026

My ep

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DN.00 · March 26, 2026

Dark souls shameless Boss Name: "Adion The Embodiment of Shame"

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mrman · March 26, 2026

I think this is the first premium ep to be longer than the main

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Nat · March 26, 2026

power hour

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ankle · March 26, 2026

Uncensored main ep?

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bolditalics · March 26, 2026

guy who subbed to see dick and ass

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tobiexe · March 26, 2026

Yall should play deadlock

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Aurum · March 26, 2026

that’s what i’m sayin

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bebbc · March 26, 2026

Referencing the fist of the North Star movie over the anime is kinda beast ngl

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Brian Holzinger · March 26, 2026

David Guetta being sold as a Roblox streamer is top 5 on my list.

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BENNY · March 26, 2026

Watched it after the audio, was not expecting the set up nor the beauty of orba

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Spencer - · March 26, 2026

watching this first since the main ep isn’t out yet

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WawaWarrior · March 26, 2026

Hoping and waiting

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Varun Murthy · March 26, 2026

Really beautiful what Nick said about melee.

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Andrew · March 26, 2026

Me when I use the device

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nell · March 26, 2026

im greeking out

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Genm · March 26, 2026

YIIKing out

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fried · March 26, 2026

nick genuinely looks so different face on

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Faye852 · March 26, 2026

wahoo!

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Markus Died · March 26, 2026

lfg