Ep. 241 - trouble at chubby cattle [VIDEO]

Its funny, I'm a yard girly but my bf doesn't like it at all lol

Trans fem here. The only people I know that watch the pod irl are all women. Myself and 2 of my friends from dnd. The Yard has always been a comfort show for me and i love how they show positive masculinity. Ive tried other podcasts but none of them have stuck. the Yard is the GOAT fr

i left but i’m soooooo back

all the girls ain't leaving the pod. they're just all trans men now

9% rise up

me trans questioning like omfg that felt so good to hear

There’s also an adjacent genre of YouTube video that’s absurdist gets you to click just out of curiosity, I saw one that was “could the 2015 Broncos defence have held the Persians at Thermopylae?”

As a part of the 9% I aint got anybody in the life I can get into the pod lol. Husband too busy making his own podcast lmao

Ludwig says (with bad tones) "我的朋友喜欢我的中文。" which means "My friend likes my Chinese" not "wants" that would be "我的朋友想要我的中文。" which is xiǎng yào instead of xǐhuān. all in all very close, when y'all speak Chinese it tickles me to hear :) this specific phrasing is just something I hear getting confused a lot at least in my circles.

Cant believe Slime dissed Colorado like that. It is literally the best state by far.

as one of the 9% that’s listened for years, it has been a more difficult listen lately cause i think yall talk about melee on average more than you used to. it’s a bit much but also it’s your podcast so who cares and im still here paying so 🤷‍♀️

I understand I’m talking into the void, but to me as a cis male I find it refreshing to have “the boys” and not need to do any of the toxic male things to be funny or have an enjoyable conversation. I appreciate the community and I’m glad to be apart of such a diverse, creative group!

Proud member of the 9% I watch more then my boyfriend does 😂 I never considering leaving but even if I had creating DND nailed the coffin ⚰️ to my yard fence.

Trans men mentioned! Hell yeah. Happy to see Slime happy to see trans men who are happy to see slime? You know what I mean. TY Slime, my masculine icon.

Speaking of trans men and the female viewership decline reminded me of a time where a Supertf viewer sent a message jokingly apologizing for increasing his male viewership because he had just recently begun transitioning

As a woman, I have trouble getting my cis bf into this pod lmao. I have also typically been in male spaces a lot so the pod feels familiar and comfy

Squeex is charming!!!!

i transitioned just to help boost the number of girls watching o7

I might be one of the women leaving soon (questioning gender, not gonna stop watching)

proud member of the 9%

woman here!

"Trivia Master" Slime is remembering the wrong movie (or at least NL misremembered it too), that scene takes place in the movie Evolution, not Eight-Legged Freaks.

It's so funny for Aiden to bring that up 3 minutes before the episode ends

the fact that the fellas are not aware of the recently deleted tab in their phone is bewildering

maybe the girls aren’t leaving, there are just more guys now :) day 1 yard girl still clocking in weekly 🫡

I have taken my T shot to this pod more often than not, been w me for 4 years of HRT and nontoxic masculinity now 😎

as a trans woman, especially as one that stereotypically loves melee, i’ve always loved this pod. i just really appreciate how when talking about trans players/people, you just talk about them how you’d talk about anyone. 4 guys having such a big platform and just talking about trans people as people is super important💛

my goat karl j mentioned by anyone for the first time in years?? lets go??

As another trans guy in the comment, this is one of the only pods i listen to because i love the energy lmaoooo

Not trans just still a woman fan because I just skip the parts of the podcast when you guys are too annoying, sometimes entire episodes 🫶 all love

Took my first Testosterone shot while listening to The Yard podcast

The women aren’t leaving they’re just all becoming men: the trans yard agenda

God 8 legged freaks scared the shit out of me as a kid

about the last bit, are the women leaving... or are they becoming the men. also im (probably) a rare non melee head trans woman yard fan

chubby cattle monday best aimen bit by far

Pulling out the recording for a couch trivia YouTube video is psychopath behavior

another token trans guy here who found the pod and felt a weird sense of belonging of “ohhhh THIS is what it’s like to hang with The Boys. cool” big fan of the energy yall give off. I describe the pod to friends as “‘boys will be boys’ but in a good way”

If you guys kissed more girls would watch.

my golden ticket is cookie clicker

Fist time commenting, but I wanted to share my 2 cents as a woman(9% represent!) and wildlife biologist. I have been watching since ep 10 consistently because of the escape it provides. I know nothing about video games, yet listening when they talk about them is appealing for that particular reason. Im curious how many other women feel this way? A reminder of how similar we all are despite the differences in how we chose to live our lives. And you know. It’s funny, so that’s enough of a reason too.

I had no idea about the trans man thing with the pod, I'm trans and the fact that I even love the yard in the first place was something that made me have to realize who I am in the first place. really cool

We’re paywalling merch now? Doesn’t Aiden want to make money 😩

If the yard is represented by ftm, what is the mtf equivalent?

I hope slime reads this, but that isnt from eight legged freaks. it is from evolution with david duchovney.

nick not even checking his recent trash in the gallery to clear his name

The reason it seems like girls are leaving the audience is because theyre actually transitioning into men

first time ever commenting on patreon but for trivia yall need to download EZbuzzer or something like it. its a free buzzer app connected through bluetooth on your phones so it just ends the debate

I am a woman.... The positive masculinity is dope

Ludwig’s textbook argument is so bad. It’s not “oh I had the textbook before the test” it’s “oh I read the test before the test”

Ferrari did make tractors too

i’m a woman w/ two younger brothers. i think that the jokes and conversations are very similar to the ones i have with my brothers in that they’re sometimes crass (which we think is hilarious) but always respectful. i’m also bi, so i appreciate the respect there too

as a girl watching the patreon i think you could bring in more girls with more gaybaiting!

My cousin made that Harry Potter video and makes those videos bc he genuinely loves doing so

Crush

I’m a 21 year old man and I’ve been watching this show since day one and it has definitely made me a better man and I thank you for it. I am more conscious of the way my actions affect others and willing to accept my flaws as a man I think in part because of this show. I do think seeing a group of woke fellas just joking is important for young men. I think the key is that none of it is intentional or feel forced. TLDR : you guys made being a good person seem cool

the rare appearance of censorship donkey behind the paywall

trans guy viewer here and thats like the exact reason why i like the show so much LOL i found the yard before even thinking about my gender like that and now im a proud trans guy :D

Can't wait for PSL paramilitary rp arma server

im a trans guy viewer, THX for the mention slime! you boys have had a special place in my heart for over 2 years now. ive smoked so much crazy transgender weed to this pod every week

holy shit, 56:43 i was the one who wrote that message about positive masculinity, and being a transgender man on the subreddit. aiden responded to it (with pretty much verbatim what he said on the pod), but i would’ve never expected to hear it talked about on an episode. i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t emotional lmao. you guys fucking rock, thank you for being you

The ref is always the person who last got a question correct.

Cis female viewer, love the humor like 90% but I truly consider leaving when the poopfart fartpoop weekly section of the pod becomes too much for my taste

as a girlie on both the yard and wine about it patreons, nick the misogynist might win some of the women back after those eps this week, good shit

someone already said this but as a trans woman, this reminds me of my childhood. There’s def some jokes where im like “not great” but thats how it is with everyone. I think this really is just a grounding place cause post transition ive not been able to find many strong male forces in my life anymore and this helps that a lot.

No one rage baits me more then Ludwig. I feel nick’s rage 😂

proud female listener of the yard podcadt ✊️

aga

Top three openings all time

Trans woman and long time viewer from BTS, i've always loved that i didnt have to stop watching yall when i transitioned because yall actually have sane moral takes. keep being a good example <3

Was one of the women that left, then joined back because watching weekly was too engrained in my routine. It was hard watching some episodes for a period of time cause certain jokes were really not it. Now it's better so I'm back

petition to have all trans men keep only their youtube accounts as female to keep the numbers up? 🏳️‍⚧️✊

When are they going to read the bible?

if comedy compilations made a video of all the times slime said bomboclaat, i could probably get my jamaican mom to start watching

I am trans woman, I like dis show because in a weird way i miss hanging with men in the way i used to but after years of transition i just keep noticing how most men r just so awful towards woman, now i only really hang with a handful of them, so dis podcast fills this hole for me because 99% of the time no social lines of mine r crossed an the 1% usually arent atrocious enough to make me hate this.

the yard is one of the only man-only podcasts that I think could successfully find a woman to invite to the Patreon 🙏

Girlies checking in

Blockbuster chud for life here. The head and shoulders shampoo scene Slime is talking about is from Evolution with David Duchovny not Eight Legged Freaks with David Arquette.

being a girl on the patreon makes me feel like an endangered species

Happy Women’s month! Happy to serve as a woman patriot 🫡

as a trans guy they fucking nailed it with the convo at the end LMAO

Maybe the 6% female audience all transitioned

Im a girly girl with a very stupid crass humor. I looove this pod, especially since you guys are so good at being funny without being bigoted 🩷 I think the dog jokes are funny

Holy shit I got recommended the same armbar for harry video this week too

I always say I have more dead friends than fingers and yeah it is absurd but man some of them have died in hilarious ways, some of them hurt like hell but some of them are just bonkers

this show is one of the only pieces of (majority, shout out aiden) straight-male-centric content on the internet that isn't either openly misogynistic OR boring unfunny virtue signalling. especially in the spheres of comedy, online culture, gaming, etc. that's not WHY i as a GURL stick around, but it's not lost on me. relatedly it's crazy that nick continues to get (overplayed joke) misogynist allegations, when ludwig has made being a misogynist an ongoing bit in all of his streams, and this is a TOTAL guess but i wouldn't be shocked if his female viewership % is going down and bringing the yard's with it. i know it's a bit but it's gotten fucking annoying lol.

A meleehead can’t be playing trivia.

I bet all the floor wives left upon learning Slime has a girlfriend now 😔

RE: games that everyone agrees are shit but you enjoy Code Vein. Weebshit game anyone involved in the creation of and anyone who has ever played it should blow they heads smoove off, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Why is episode 241 on patreon different to 241 on yt

trans woman oldhead here, will get some more of my friends to watch, let's get it back to double digits.

trans man who enjoys the yard here

GIRL POWER 💜 love yall

The Patreon gender breakdown might look different because usually women are more dedicated fans in terms of spending money etc. Maybe in this case, the DnD fan stats help, too. I would gladly watch a full analytics video comparing YouTube, Patreon, Spotify and whatever else you have access to.

Don’t worry guys, I’m creating a Yard pipeline for girls. I started by showing my gf Ludwig content on YT, then I slowly introduced some Yard and Yard DnD content, and recently I got her to admit that you guys are funny. I think a few more months of exposure and I got you 1 more female viewer.

"We have a lot of trans men listeners" "How did our women listenership percent go down?"

Nick was right qt really does make up characters in her head to get her point across

Got me googlin “charming”

only took me 200 episodes to finally sub to patreon

Some women may have left, but true patriots remain 🫡

shoutout fellow trans man yard viewers

Maybe the “women” demographic went down because now they’re the trans men Slime was talking about

They know you can recover deleted photos/videos

I’m 22 now, I started watching the yard day one and I was 17. I think a lot about how the content I’ve watched in that time has shaped my outlook, and on the point of takeaways from the show, I feel like the show’s been a positive influence for me to develop a healthier relationship with my friends.

as part of the 9% left, i have to wonder, what did the other 6% see that we didn’t?🤨

The scene slime talks about in 8 legged freaks is actually the move Evolution i believe with David Duchovny

damn i'm part of the 9% ladies where are we???

Valkyrie profile and legacy of kain series, both on ps1. Valkyrie profile had amazing voice acted special attacks and LoK blew my fucking 11 year old mind and expanded my vocabulary lol

Bottom Barry gotta be one of the funniest things ever said in the Atrioc Stanz voice

Borderlands 1 is criminally hated and underrated. I want you to know

I’m helping the women to men ratio by transitioning 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

Nick is just Ying's American name. Nick Ling.

The owner of Chubby Cattle went after DisguisedToast for talking shit about one of his Vegas restaurants 😭 he wants a 5v5 on the rift

big chubby in little cattle

I fucking love the Stans and Atrioc bit

As a fellow chinese learner luds kills me

Yall should play deadlock

#TransitionToHelpTheDemographic

As a women I’d never leave

All the girls are transitioning out, your approaching 100% conversion rate

Us trans girlys like it too :)

I thought I was alone in thinking Yingling was Chinese! I always used to picture Jian- Yang from Silicon Valley in your stories of him

Are the women leaving or transitioning?

trubby at chubby?

R.I.P Tommy. A True Tommy-Til-Death.

The girls aren't leaving they're just transitioning

all the girls are transitioning

Damn it Slime you called yourself a trivia monster and then botched the trivia that you gave as an example.

this sweet guy discourse is going straight to the misogynist dossier I'm releasing to the press

Aidens story about Lud talking to that cop was beast. Lud actually mogged him

wahoo!

someone check on faye

the chubby cattle cowboy shootout of 1887