Ep. 239 - netflix & cheug [VIDEO]

Aimen, based again. Cold coffee is always worse.

Really appreciated the mw2 talk on this one

I'm really late to this but I'm not even joking when I say that my interview for Oxford (that I eventually graduated from) was: What is a difference between a gap and a hole

live laugh love is SO cheugy. like millennials were so into that shit are you joking???

I'm with Nick on them pulling the coffee out of your pay. I worked for a movie theatre in Canada and there's a section on the tax slip they give you that is other deductions for employee benefits. If you claimed your "free passes" it acted like more income and you got taxed more.

Ludwig give me your pants I want them please.

Lud really is latinx damn

First ten seconds holy shit ludwig that was CRAZY😭😭

Aiden makes sure all killstreaks are eliminated before proceeding

Nick dances like 2hollis

Non-native speaker, I usually rely on the auto-generated subtitles to help comprehension. Ludwig's singing primed this one to be all generated in Spanish. Guess I'm breaking out the Duolingo

LogMeIn Hamachi: for the child whose parents won’t give them the router password to port forward

Ludwig needs to perform Suavemente at the next concert

My wife and I call each other pussy boy constantly

We just did our ENT unit in school and my teacher said verbatim the never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. Crazy to hear Nick also pull it out. There is just a risk for impaction or you puncturing your eardrum. But when you dig in your ear with a Q-tip just right it feels so good I imagine that's what crack must feel like

Oh. He said "I wanna nuke hunt" but I heard something very different.

I NO BLACK I DOMINICAN PAPI

"Bears" didn't go anywhere because it is now a permanent part of my daily vocabulary.

alrightman

"I guess pussy shouldn't be wet" was such a good retort and I've never heard Ludwig laugh out loud quite like that before

I went to iDTech also and even taught there

In Melbourne we love an iced LATTE

this is prolly the eighth time they’ve brought up phineas gage on the pod how do they not know his name

It’s insane how mathematically accurate Ludwig was about holes

Did we all go to ID tech as children?

I'm reminded again that Nick was a bully as a child

36:18 i had a mouth full of water when he said that and almost choked

what the fuck, sometimes aiden sounds like pitched up owen wilson

I teach elementary. There’s always a strangler….

venus is hot and its sexy and then men are for.... war

This episode is missing something. Some kind of electricity

Always crazy to hear St. Louis being mentioned as someone from St. Louis. If anyone wants some recs for coffee places I recommend Living Room Coffee, Coffee Stamp, or Sump Coffee

If you dig a hole in the ground it doesn’t need an end to be considered a hole I’m not digging divots to look for dinosaur bones, I’m digging holes And so my ears ARE holes

Nick riding the high of second round guessing the thing someone else said but bro said mimosa first and Ludwig was on light beer since jump

as a puerto rican, I approve of ludwig's rendition of suavemente

Lmao the accents…When Aiden’s high pitch British accent in dnd comes in I die

A mug of Aiden wiping it off his mouth with text that just says: "Don't talk to me." Also Zipper, search for: "Guy getting railed until he's different."

Week 4 of patron not playing the video without crashing

No love for the emergency air drop?

I am a stronger and more resilient person for consistently watching these while eating

59:39 Nick wants a what

Nick on a generational run this week.

bro the auto patreon captions are on Spanish because of chudwig singing at the start

did that suavemente intro change the whole auto subtitle to spanish?

Can’t believe Nick forgot about the 1 million pizzas Ludwig made

also i got my extremely southern father into doing the alright man style voice bc he has a cat named Ozzy who is an adult cat but hes always been really small so i call him “leetle keety man” in the voice and now my dad says it

PLEASE I AM BEGGING FOR CHEUGY YARD MERCH I AM GNAWING AT THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

A big zipper episode.

i hate to say it but “alright man” has infected my everyday lexicon for years same with “hungry bears”

Not to get crass, but if a hole has to have an entrance and an exit then a vagina isn’t a hole. What does this mean?

Technically, ears are 2 different holes, instead of divets the tympan or wtv catches vibration but the hole continues down to the eustachain tube to drain fluids down your throat (literally how you're able to build up the pressure by blocking the nose)

I think coffee bean does the benefit card thing so everyone saves taxes if they pull that off your payroll.

Still say "alright man" to this day, what can you do

17:56 "alright man" and "x thr everything app" have gone farther into the world than you think. "X the everything app" I will hear in pockets of the internet that is so far removed from the yard community. And as much as I try to not (cause my bf hates it), talking in the eastern European and saying alright man is a vocal stim that has invaded my brain. I also say it when im doing a baby voice at a pet.

I liked the Hamachi joke :)

the patreon captions are only available in spanish bc of suavemente lmfaoo

Michael Jackson actually died after seeing Nick's moonwalk

Lud is 100% right about the “hole” discussion. You could take a wire the size of a human hair and pass it completely and contiguously through the digestive tract

i basically never played SnD on any CoD game, and i played older CoD games at friends houses but the first CoD game i played was bo3 on xbox, but i always brought uav and counter uav, wasnt good enough for third killstreak lol, played more cod titles but mainly stuck on bo3 for a while but i got bo6 since pre-release and still rock that uav, stopped using cuav and honestly it stops being an issue if you have the game sense (and know the spawns are busted as hell), honestly been wanting to get ww2 but the finals kinda stole that fast paced action, but definitely with a trade-off, i've been looking to get try ww2 and wanna try one of the classic ones on pc, any recs?

Ludwig's Suavemente has improved since he did it on Ironmouse' podcast.

surprised that nick didnt bring up the most recent earl sweatshirt album, live laugh love

14:58 I swipe for this. Million dollar idea. There's some real magic that happens in these episodes with just 3 of them

A straw has both 2 and 1 holes, depending on if you're talking about through-holes or hole-openings, and the question doesn't provide enough context to guess which. If I had 3 wishes from a Genie, the first would be to condemn every straw-hole argument perpetuator to a topological horror in which they are transformed into a klein bottle and poked by the spears of higher-dimensional goblins who chant 'inside or outside? which did I poke!' until the perpetrator admits they have no distinct inside or outside, upon which they are brought back to their regular life, no time lost, but the memory forever ingrained. The other two wishes? Those are just for me and my higher-dimensional goblins to know hehe.. ;)

38:37 LMFAOOOOOOOOO had to read the lips to piece this bit together

Where's Ferb is crazy

Will back up Nick on the employee card. My first job had same shit but we got a 15% discount in store, but it still took the payment from our next paycheck.

spanish auto captions mi gente latino !!!!!

I think Ludwig made the captions Español

Also the "That's not a hole" shit is so stupid lol, if some guy digs a hole does that mean he literally tunnels through the entire earth? A hole is just a hollow space in a solid object/plane/surface. Guys be like "Only pipes are holes".

I hate a cold coffee

dominican man surprises white waiter with perfect english

Why are they acting like "Coffee shouldn't be cold" is some outlandish crazy take? The default for coffee is hot, so, cold coffee is a new thing. Of the "Coffee shouldn't be x" options, that's the least outlandish opinion lol Ah as another comment pointed out, they are California brained

why lud lowkey hit that shit at the start

Nick's mom sounds so nice!

All of them routinely think kids are way younger than they are I assume that 12 year old on the ski lift was probably like 16

I think if I tried to explain the beginning of this episode to somebody from the witch trials era I would be sent to sea via stone

Coffee shouldnt be cold is a profoundly based take, but I love iced coffee either way. I just think its so fascinating aidan had the bravery to say that

Looking forward to mr beast in dnd

My boys need to research the difference between a thru hole and a blind hole. Y'all got 7 holes each

i also went to idtech and learned how to make maps for torchlight 2

slimes doctors heard him do the what if I had a puuuussy bit too many times

I watch you on a big tv and having fun, i am sorry

@ 57:38 Nick asks what the other 5 kill streak in MW2 is, and ludwig answers 'sentry' which is actually correct. Nick is mixing up the sentry gun with the precision airstrike which is 6 kills

Damn Ludwig does know MW2. Other 5th killstreak was Sentry gun, the Precision Airstrike is 6th.

Fever dream intro

house of pizza is prob the worst pizza shop working conditions i have ever worked

in maine its 10.50 and 8.50 for minors

Jokes on you guys we don’t have Coffee Bean in the Lou

I stand with Aiden, Coffee shouldn’t be cold

Here for my Jackie Chan'd

Computa, make this guys internet go down and transform Slime into a hand

If your mouth and your butt are one hole how can you close your mouth and your butt separately?

No way I been catching up on old episodes and they had almost the same conversation about nick’s coffee bean card in 99’s premo

Ludwig is topologically correct about holes. Coin toss if he knows that tho

don't talk to me until i've shot my dog

captions auto generated into spanish off of the suavemente bit this is excellent

Can’t believe the doctors took Slimes penis :(

wahoo!

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