Revealing their identity | Yard D&D ep. 31 (Early Access)
The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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I hate how much they make Rone out to be a dick for not remembering her name, when she literally stole his life's work
so Stonebread's written library is The Scary Apothecary, a 4 page children's book, and Virgin Until 80, an instructional sex manual
another great episode of being the best Terradin solider
Leonis is just so right so much of the time it’s hard
He's like never right
four horsemen of little guys that terrorize each of the terradin: frenello & georg (war), cruncher & leonis (conquest), hopper rockwell & stonebeard (famine), can't wait for the little guy that represents death and fucks up roan's whole mood
DND is actually making me hate Nick. I understand nearly zero of his choices or how he acts, and they are given more information than anyone but either immediately forgets or never shares/acts on it. Also other than maybe a cuck fetish there was no reason for him to play along with fake JP being John Pork so willingly.
Hes an agent of chaos its not hard to understand
not being racist or anything... but demons are mortal souls that got trapped in hell... so they weren't born bad, they have good in them.... bulliwogs are just straight up born that way....
if they are going by DND lore, a demon could refer to a child of a fiend from the abyss and a mortal, but demons (opposed to devils) are normally birthed from the evil of the world in DND, like beings made from pure hatred or anger etc. So not human in that regard.
3pm just being a Hannah Montana story is so fucking funny
The killing of Stonebeard’s first love I imagine playing out exactly like the O-ren Ishii intro sequence from Kill Bill
Bang bang!
The top of an anchor shape is already the girl circle/cross symbol I imagine the conversion is pretty easy
Is the Rone and ”JP” stuff a side quest or did Nick and Dave just talk behind the scenes?
The JP and Roan bit happened during the first arc, a nat20 was rolled after Dave asked Nick how the book turned out. This created the Nexus Times Best Selling Author Jonathon Pork
The strap-on with the raised hands moment was one of the best bits in a while
The best part about the cochney accents for me is their fucking faces when they make the voice 😭💀
So true, i really like how dnd brings some physical comedy out of them, lud is actually crazy good at it
insane voice work from Dave
I LOVE HOW SLIME BROUGHT IT BACK
Mory roul?
Love including Zipper, its always fun
ludwig referencing steve kerr is so spot with kumingas hawks debut and he doesnt even know hes insulting himself i love how he can talk as the sports authority in every room hes in despite having zero ball knowledge in like any sport
Rope trick should have been the yard set that would be a fire 4th wall break
I'm totally on Leonis' side about the goblin girls being in the Terradin 😂 they were morons 😂😂😂 Georg is becoming my favorite character tho because of the call back trying to straighten out the lore and using Roan's changeling abilities to act as John Pork 💯
The plan they are going with is going to be very entertaining but couldn't they have just called Roans family she said they met her it seamed like Dave might have been setting them up to be able to do that.
I’m starting to think Dave has a dice with nothing but 20s on it
can we all just take a second to appreciate B dave! he is seriously so impressively good at storytelling and improvising while these guys keep doing everything they can to derail the story lol
The return of the shell polish to calm Georg & throwing back to how Stonebeard lost his love in the war were both brilliant. Speaking of contradictions in the 1st telling of the story Stonebeard and his partner were made to aim at each other, this time Lud said that the guy they were fighting shot her.
Being 80 years old is finally start to get to him ig
lowk i think the bear that leonas put on georg’s shell would be a good symbol to add for sexism, it could be a reference to women choosing the bear. plus it could be a bit that georg already has the tattoo by the time they find out what it means
20:33 How did nobody say “You porked John Pork???”
Stoke McNexus is the in universe equivalent of Spider Denny’s
Rope trick feels like magic and what it would be like to traverse the 4th dimension and not intersect with 3D planes
I unironically was so pissed for roan the entire time they were inside Stonebeard’s rope
idk why but the girl plagiarizing john pork really makes me very upset. i hate this shit man, i want roan to get the credit for writing those damn novels.
yes bro i just want to see their reaction to him as JP
Missed opportunity to name the popstar character in 3pm Chappel Roan
Shat on a turtle! Haha goldmember deep cut
thank u bro
ive waited 30 episodes to see how the john pork reveal is going to play out and rone being forced to pretend to be john pork and maybe get himself and all of his friends killed in the process is the BEST fucking way this could've gone mannnn i'm so excited
Ludwig busting into Warcraft 2 peon voice at any given chance
every episode dave like how can i damage them before they damage themselves
yall r funny man im dropping real guffaws
I don’t know if I missed it but I don’t think they ever actually said the girls name
Rqqaa
So there's a restaurant in Minnesota called Zorbaz- and they're doing what Aiden does for Zipper. Every S in their menu is replaced with Z; they're only located on/next to lakes and usually have a dock so you can drive your boat. They do pizza and Mexican food, and are mainly there for drinking. It's my favorite place. Shout out up north.
i go there all the time
thought georg was gonna say to just call roans parents but this is so much funnier
glad they finally added realistic depictions of panic attacks to the yard&d
W username, i saw them for the first time this month
i own this shit this is my patreon
say whats up to the owner mothafuckas
Did they ever say what happened with selinias asleep body cuz i thought they were gonna try reviving her?
They left of with it being that Selenia is being looked after by Leonus' parents, she can be revived but it's probably later food
Dave is such a good DM for nick. We might have had 1 book but now we have 3 and this whole sub plot
Actual goated georg solution
Hoping one day Roan will accept herself for who she is 😌
Stonebeard becomes a more intense Tim Robinson impression every week
Thank you slime the continuity was killing me
i have to wonder if stonebeard's answer just made it worse
Hopper Rockwell as a Jeffrey Epstein sort of character is so gold
so fun they got zipper involved lol
The goblin girls are my favorite characters
The flaming anchor with the wings, but the hole of the anchor chain is the Femae symbol of the circle with the lines you know
I legitimately had that same thought because of the sexism being brought up
3 is a dcom
I love making Roan change into a woman who is John Pork. A plus confrontation therapy.
zipper has to lowkey drop a zone of truth to test if thats really john pork since hes so tough on info
That would be multiple layers deep
This is the best thing in my life right now.
I wish we got Cruncher in rope world
I like Rica the kind bisexual goblin cadet who likes getting strapped down.
Rone has gotta make better moves, JP is a baddie with vicious lyrical flow
"Nasty frog!" is so funny
isn't 6000 gold like 90 billion dollar?
Gold -> $$$ conversions break down if you squint at them too hard. Most high level magic items that high level D&D characters have "should" break the economy. I'm not sure if 5e revised the relative value of gold, but in 3.5 it is extremely typical for a very high level character to have multiple items worth 50-100k gold. A +10 weapon, for example, is worth 200k gold. Now obviously you can treat that as a priceless, unique heirloom that entire nations would bankrupt themselves to obtain, but mechanically speaking it wouldn't be that hard to find a buyer for it given you have very likely have access to interplanar travel & teleportation by that point. It's almost as if a 2-tier economy exists in the official settings, one for non-adventurers (this even includes most nobles/dynasties), and one for adventurers that actively seek out and find random magic belts and headbands worth entire kingdoms. Adventurers are technically allowed to participate in the non-adventurer economy, but by all rights they could absolutely annihilate affordability for everyone else if they wanted to. This is all "official"/RAW D&D stuff, though, you can homebrew whatever you want, and as the DM you get to make the rules. I just recommend not thinking overly hard about how the economy functions in most any TTRPG setting.
The strap-on line had me cackling 😭💀
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Listen to the whole episode to just be edged to the John pork as roam reveal AGAIN
W refresh pull omg
Not here too bro...
I'm so excited!
I cant believe we are at 31 ep.
Yippe im happy again
Bout time the yard
Finally I can take my lunch break now
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Lfg my lunch break just started
W Refresh pull
My job sucks i cant make rent but fuck me if this doesnt brightin my day a nit
I am Yarding it I am Yarding it
dude watch where you yard that thing
bro YESSSSS
wahoo!
are you a bot or just very committed?
I’ve been refreshing patron waiting for this to drop
Let's go
finally