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February 17, 2026

BOOM! | Yard D&D ep. 30 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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Joseph Young · July 18, 2026

Can't even escape the religion of heat while catching up with yard dnd lmao

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Cub · March 5, 2026

i know im late, but the “audiobook is still reading” bit hit me hard, damn… i think he changed my mind

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BirbInSuit · March 3, 2026

The whole Rhoan and John Pork, hidden identity, fame being stolen thing is just High on poteneuse all over again and it makes me so angry on Rhoan's behalf. 😭

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Vojtěch Válek · February 26, 2026

"bear" never left for me, I've been fondling my gf's face saying "touchy bear" for months

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Lebrughn · February 24, 2026

Anyone else dislike when DM says he’s being honest about nat 20s? Never questioned their legitimacy before till he started insisting that they’re not fabricated.

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Skiddly Winks · February 24, 2026

It's akin to him saying that despite how ridiculous or unlikely it is that that was the outcome, it's not that serious

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Chris · February 22, 2026

They should have send Zipper a meeting request, Rhone turns up as the Saytr and "steals" from Zipper, intentionally getting caught but getting away. Play them off against each other

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monkey · February 21, 2026

First!

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Uberstoof · February 21, 2026

I would love more sidequest episodes and a Rone sidequest episode

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Sachin Kuruvilla · February 21, 2026

dang georg rolled a 20 to make stonebeard love him and he still didnt offer him his money

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Liam Flynn · February 20, 2026

Good ass epjsode

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Lorenzo Abdiu · February 20, 2026

I love dnd

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Liam Flynn · February 20, 2026

I can't tell if Leonas is dense or Aiden is at this point

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Brody · February 20, 2026

Stonebeard's gold came from the 3 card monty scam in Leiko

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ABitDistant · February 19, 2026

I NEED Rone to pop Bardic and all his advantage bullshit for his third book

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Sil Verkade · February 19, 2026

When they said vesper in the aftertalk they didnt mean vesper right? Vesper was the brothel lady but they meant the queens guardian

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TheOneFallen · February 18, 2026

pls do a sidequest

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Raven Neck 103 · February 18, 2026

My group recently changed gold exchange from $10,000 to $20,000 per piece(3-5 pieces was $30,000-50,000, now $60,000-100,000). Georg is $2.5-5 Million in debt and Stonebeard is handing over his war retirement savings. He truly is a hero

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Worpus · February 19, 2026

You'd think that they'd have a couple thousand gold at least (net worth) per character, not sure what level they are, though. Not that "typical" 5e guidelines like that really matter for this kind of campaign.

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raipai · February 18, 2026

the sidequest complaints are really confusing to me. the yard is more than just dnd. youre not just paying for one extra episode you'd be paying for the extra podcast stuff. If you're just a fan of dnd and don't care about the other shows, then dont buy it..? they introduced the characters from that solo episode here pretty well and basically summarized what happened. i don't think you're missing anything crazy.

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Reyce · February 18, 2026

Can’t wait for the last episode of the yard dnd where they revive selenia

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CatTV · February 18, 2026

As soon as Dave mentioned that Roan is the same height as the goat guy I was hoping for some changling shenanigans qq

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MrFroggy · February 18, 2026

im still mad at the fact they didnt tel ANYONE about Selenia not being rlly dead. THEY COULD ASK FOR HELP TO GET HER REVIVED or smth

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Mcdiddlydodog · February 18, 2026

Love the "Don't be suspicious" Parks and Rec reference.

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logggggggg · February 18, 2026

need to see georg in the yamcha death pose

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DiabeticDan · February 18, 2026

I love how Stonebeard thinks he's only 80 years old when he fought in the war ~100 years ago 😂😭

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Youssef Shoaib · February 18, 2026

Someone should cast calm emotions on the comments lol. You signed up for the patreon for early weekly episodes + aftershow. Anything extra we get or don't get is entirely up to the team. I, for one, am not in a rush to upgrade my tier to see the georg sidequest because they summarised it somewhat here, and the rest of our beloved terraden unit doesn't know what happened, so it's like we're in the shoes of everyone but georg. It's not "greedy" for them to have rewards for higher-tier patrons. Greed would be if e.g. they doubled the price of the lowest patreon tier, or removed it completely, then I'd bring my pitchfork and join in lol!

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Jens Marissens · February 18, 2026

Dave saying we already know what happened to Slime and finding out they put it behind an additional paywall was an incredibly disappointing revelation. The "aftershow" is not worth the patreon subscription. Guess I'll never find out 🤷‍♂️

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the yard · February 18, 2026

you are watching the episode a week early so is that the part that is worth it? I am confused

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Darcy · February 18, 2026

Would love the roan solo episode but putting it behind an additional paywall I feel is so greedy and bad faith. Everyone here is already paying extra for a product that you can watch for free (it being a week early doesn’t really change much) yes you get the after show but that is a ten minute segment once a week. Realistically everyone here is paying to show support. Because we are fans and because we love the content. Putting the solo shows behind the larger tier I feel is just so bad faith. Sorry you’re just not giving enough money. I love the pod and love this campaign. I was really excited to show my support when I signed up for the Patreon but the way it’s ran makes me feel less like a supporter and more of a dollar sign in their eyes.

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the yard · February 18, 2026

you are nah look i get it and I think its reasonable to be annoyed at the model, i think 5 line breaks is a little melodramatic but we hear you and im working on a solution

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pumacatrun2 · February 18, 2026

siiiiide quest siiiiide quest siiiiide quest!!

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Unbaked · February 18, 2026

Cruncher saying swimming in it reminded me that last episode cruncher was repeating things the they said in private places (i think) and they were muffled so I hope that means he's been stalking them or something

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chrispified · February 18, 2026

guys, i think Stonebeard was getting a little too comfortable with those goblin girls... we might have to double check the Elfstein files

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Gabe · February 18, 2026

Big episode. And the roleplaying, getting in character, story here? Probably the best so far!

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Bi Bubble tea · February 18, 2026

WHAT MOTIVATED THOSE PRETEEN GOBLIN GIRLS TO KILL THEIR FAVORITE AUTHOR???

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Ass Fella · February 18, 2026

A cop told them 🤷‍♂️

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Bbaaii · February 18, 2026

huge ep!

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two · February 18, 2026

can’t wait for ‘virgin till 80, now sexpert (sex expert) by war sexro (sex hero) stonebeard’

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FlamingOranges · February 18, 2026

i feel way too much real anxiety over the story and stakes of these episodes. how in the actual fuck are they gonna get out of this one

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Schuyler · February 18, 2026

Another fantastic episode!

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alexmercercole · February 18, 2026

One thing I really like, is that the world started essentially as any DND fantasy world, but has ended as more Shrek like with A LOT of pop cultures references and a lot of modern stuff parodied

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rhinoquakes · February 18, 2026

Stonebeard getting addicted to gacha scrolls is a peak Shrek style gag

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wendal · February 18, 2026

midsmoker34 in a wig vs roan for the john pork debate

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Zap · February 17, 2026

I’d LOVE a Roan solo ep just to see how it goes LMAO

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Art3m1s · February 17, 2026

missed opportunity to have the signal be something abt panda express since that was their signal for swattings back in the day

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Ellie4U · February 17, 2026

Surely Roan outs himself as John Pork next ep

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Daniel Foster · February 17, 2026

Can someone give me the run down of what happened in Slimes solo ep, I've got the gist of the gambling debt and stuff but there's characters I don't recognise. Annoying to further pay wall the story.

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fästemö · February 17, 2026

it's not that important to the plot and i think they did a pretty good summary here. basically georg + tahm kench went to a casino, met a water genasi named coral, lost all their money, and stole it back from the centaur

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Noah · February 17, 2026

getting the sense these john pork women ain't just chopped, they're minced

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yesterday · February 17, 2026

I like how everyone says each new episode is the best episode ever

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fästemö · February 17, 2026

the fact that they were worried about the boss not getting a call back and dave started acting as cruncher.. and they still didn't catch on 😭

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tubemaster42 · February 18, 2026

What did they not catch onto?

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Graham Cagle · February 17, 2026

Labian nights

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Blaisen · February 17, 2026

Hopper Rockwell takes a 70 percent cut for sure.

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John Wise · February 17, 2026

Guys I fuckin love this show

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Alexis Diaz · February 17, 2026

Was the george episode posted anywhere ?

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Jared · February 17, 2026

It’s on a higher tier I think

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Daring Dave · February 17, 2026

THATS WILD ENDING AHAHAHAHHAHAH

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hoppop · February 17, 2026

Insane ep, so many iconic moments. This one is definitely going in the history books.

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Jamie Hauken · February 17, 2026

I had to immediately rewatch 1:19:15 when the girls attempt murder and the crew realises what's going on. Iconic scene.

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Naute2Day · February 17, 2026

the amount of clutch nat 20 that steer the story in this episode is insane

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Brandon Williams · February 17, 2026

Please give Rone side quest!

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Nabir Miah · February 17, 2026

Hopefully Rone has resurrection magic

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Jamie Hauken · February 17, 2026

This episode was gold again. I love this series!

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StockyGherkin · February 17, 2026

Just to clarify, stoke is red and white (from someone from real stoke :))

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Joseph · February 17, 2026

So Leonas is still racist, Stonebeard is a chomo, Rone tried to kill his failed love interest (?), and Georg is a bad baby daddy. All is right in the world

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BigRedHen · February 17, 2026

What the hell is an American spirit? Immersion ruined. 😡

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Zander · February 17, 2026

Ah the classic paladin forgetting to remind people about aura of protection

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Tyler · February 17, 2026

Thought this was a Boston crusaders episode. Iykyk.

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Jamie Wallis · February 17, 2026

That boy Pussbeard now 🔥

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WawaWarrior · February 17, 2026

DND chewsday innit

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jamooo · February 18, 2026

Wednesday for me, best midweek treat by far

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ZeeTrot · February 17, 2026

25:15 *Queue Slowmo and Use Somebody by Kings of Leon*

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Aiden Taggart · February 17, 2026

Dude Aiden sliding his hand down crunchers entire body searching for a specific spot? I’m sensing enemies to lovers..

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chaseAmilli · February 17, 2026

I always get so excited to watch these then watch it all before I even leave for work then i’m sad I gotta wait a week. currently doing it again.

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John Ott · February 17, 2026

I go lunch. I watch DND. What a time to be alive

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Daring Dave · February 17, 2026

3 . blue spine, green book, depends when you tilt it

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Clay · February 17, 2026

Yard D&D the only thing that gets me thru Tuesday work days

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Girth Johnson · February 17, 2026

I forgot today was dnd day and I’m so hyped rn

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Faye852 · February 17, 2026

wahoo!

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Bbaaii · February 18, 2026

every week i see u type wahoo. will it be like this forever

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Skellykrew · February 17, 2026

I <3 dnd day

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Bi Bubble tea · February 17, 2026

My essays are always due on Tuesdays but I always make time to watch the new ep every week ❤️

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ziggystone710 · February 17, 2026

Midnight in Bangkok, food and spliff ready, manifestatng a trebuchet

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AceOrion · February 17, 2026

Yummers

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q · February 17, 2026

HAPPY YARD DND TUESDAY

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steezfm · February 17, 2026

seated