Ep. 237 - slime and his 3 boyfriends [VIDEO]

why didn’t anybody answer the question about the alec baldwin gun i need to know the answer

My mum has alzheimers and it sucks slowly losing someone you love right before your eyes

As a stats guy it hurts hearing Ludwig talk about stats

As a clothes guy it hurts hearing nick talk about clothes

Btw you’d need like 1.4k tries of the 2k random number generator before ya get a 50% chance of hitting yo number

9:10 It's a trick question cause the kid dies before 14

Ludwig caught a charge with a 14 year old….Epstein files confirmed

Michael Cera plays Aidan

in 2021 a man was getting signaled to pull over and instead he drove further and parked in his garage, officer followed and ran field sobriety then charged him with a misdemeanor DUI. He took it to court and the supreme court ruled in his favor saying the cop broke his 4th amendment rights. so as long as it a misdemeanor and not a serious crime you should legally be fine.

my boyfriend got pulled over by NH state police in his apartment parking lot like 2 mins after he parked his car. the officer said because he saw his expired tags on the public road he’s legally allowed to pull him over on private property

I thought Nick was going to bring a bag, for Ludwig to try to fit everything he brings during a flight. Including a 20 lbs bag of iams.

It is funny to see everything that has been proven and still call her "insane" for what she says about israel. Yall just can't tell us we were right 😂 did the yard get the 7k?

"Babe...babe can you drag me?" is so funny man

Boys, I tried to introduce my partner to yall with this weeks episode and I gotta say it was not a great showing. I’ll never be able to recover your image in their mind. You’ll always be “another 4 white guys with a podcast” to them

All time patreon ep

"Are there women-only prisons?" HAS to be top 5 Nick's right?

Fun fact: Aidan would be okay with watching his gf get fucked by someone else

I hate the new Patreon update

This sounds sarcastic but I’m absolutely serious: this podcast is at its best when they spend 1/3 of the ep googling things they think they know

ludwig is so stupid for the epitome name thing

Nick said he wanted to make a skate video where he waxed a rail with Jackie’s hand. Someone please remind him to do this.

Sometimes Nick says some shit that makes me wonder if he just appeared in the world at 25 years old with no prior knowledge or experience

Jabbles get me my porn ponchooo

I zoned out and came back to them role playing using and abusing slime

Holy fuck that ending bit went hard

battlefront 2 had every lobby with republic droids getting called clanker and even before it got problematic with the real robots getting announced, you could still tell there were people not even talking about the game, just being racist but saying clanker instead, those games also went for like 3 hrs so its the same people

went to jail, not for too long but the only show I got to watch was Suits on a jail tablet

44:00 wtf I have the exact same memory of my dad sending a bear holding balloons from prison. Later he told me someone else drew it and he colored it in.

I used to love whiteboy7thst and I have gone back mulitiple times and suggested bro should try playing some new games, but sadly he is like stuck in 2012.

Dude bape HAS BEEN in the suburbs

I used to work in the prison system, not actually imprisoned so take that for what it is worth. Honestly breaking out might be a matter of just moreso how on it the security is haha. I think there are some prisons where it is downright impossible. But there were some that, like when I looked at the yard (no pun intended) and heard some stories of how people got stuff in, it could really be a matter of just good timing and finding the right spot even on the fence. Definitely much easier as a team effort. Case by case though.

mightve been the worst episode in a while

This episode is insane, haha. It hits so close to home in so many ways. Super unexpected, too. I have eaten like 5 packs of dry ramen with the seasoning sprinkled on top in the past week or two. Call it a 'kick'. Then this episode comes out about it. Small world? Also, I just got out of jail not too long ago. I spent two years there. I was a fan (patron, too) before I went in, and I'm a fan/patron now that I'm out again. No, the dry ramen wasn't a part of jail life. My jail didn't sell ramen on commissary unfortunately. While I know there were phones in my jail, I didn't have access to them. This is because I didn't have hundreds of dollars on Cash App to spend on it, and I am not gang affiliated. They may go for a cheaper price in prison. To answer your question, there is no escaping jail. I was a trustee and worked in the kitchen preparing food for 18 months, and I couldn't imagine a way out even from there. It's total lockdown. You'd need a multi-hundred-million dollar plan in place to get helicopters and blowtorches and corrupt guards (who are in on the plan) just to escape the facility, then an extreme effort to immediately get me out of the country. That's the only thing I can think of. Shit's state of the art. Nashville btw.

$500 for a bike is actually cheap if its new

Bape has already hit the burbs dawg

we wearing bape nick

My husband works as a corrections officer (in Canada) and a lot of the prisoners come in with mental health issues after years of hard drugs. Lots of drug induced psychosis. Apparently they LOVE doing paint by numbers, it’s one of the top activities for the more relaxed units.

If you put the bullets through the 3 compartment sink before you shot them they'd be sterile

Team Mexico is selling a luchador style full zip right now for the upcoming World Cup

Bape has been what Nick said for years now

it's clearly a "2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky" sign

I’m sorry to say but white suburban kids have been wearing bape to high school for years

I used to work at a cardiovascular research institute and historically CV disease is the number 1 cause of death in America and a leading cause worldwide. Diabetes is often a comorbidity (interlinked condition, having one or the other exacerbates the other). Obesity can lead to CV disease and diabetes and if those conditions are not well managed and worsen, then it can lead to death.

Talking about streakers being washed because of their reasons but what about the fact that they aren’t even fucking streaking?!?!

when i was in jail from felony possession theyd give me klonopins, id snuck them under my tongue nd give them to this dude names sosa who made swoles so i could get some extra food

I had a dream last night Slime almost landed a sick switch tre flip.

Nick is just throat maxxing

Bro bape is back in that way already kinda, i wear my full zip all the time, but i dont have the crazy shark shit on the sides

Women's prison is actually pretty fucking gnarly dude. Like imagine a mens prison but with more holes.

i found last week that on the wikipedia article for the have you ever dreamed this man they mention that one time they did the bit where aiden was the man who appeared in dreams

the Micheal Jackson bit is so fucking funny can we acknowledge that

the conversation on linguistics had me eating my desk

Slime is right. People not allowed to say a slur and just either saying something that directly just means the word is so annoying. It happened on tiktok for a while where people just said 'jordan' instead of the nword.

Slime is trying to get Italian starfished crazy style

The ai of my mind is telling me Alex Baldwin was playing with a gun that he believed was full of blanks.it was a situation where blanks or not Alex would have hurt someone.there was a live round tho and that made his joke lethal

I knew a guy who once went skydiving and both of his parachutes failed and he hit the ground and survived, he’s a great trumpet player, and also is quentin tarantino’s go to guy for fixing his arcade machines. I wish I was joking but dude has the craziest luck of all time and it’s hard to believe but I heard this from multiple independent sources including my own grandmother who turned out to coincidentally be friends with him

No one answer slimes question. Slaves, today we become free.

Missed my important doctors appointment and my cat doesn't like his new food. At least I can enjoy my slop :).

bape is really popular in the detroit hardcore scene right now incase anyone cares

Love NIck, lowkey think he is the funniest, but him snorting was bugging me a little

Ludwig was correct, if y'all had scrolled to the top the very first paragraph on the Wikipedia page flatly states that the Alec Baldwin incident was a live round that was loaded instead of a blank. There was some contention in the legal case about who was at fault for the wrong type of ammo being used or even present on the set in the first place but it was definitely an actual bullet that killed and injured the victims.

bape was already a trendy white kid thing in like 2017ish, ed hardy is gay now, paul frank is for 20s white girls who talk too loud in public. catch up nick

Ive been to jail, and i have a law degree :)

Prisoners are not allowed to have phones. They get smuggled in and sold. They don't leave with them, they give em to their bestie before they leave prison

The artist’s interpretation matters more than the actual spelling. Thats why the new vince gilligan show isnt called “plur one bus”. That being said choosing to call it plur one bus would be kinda hard

complete butt mogging

Weird how defensive Ludwig got about obesity

You just know there was some absolutely foul raceplay going on in the secret Candice Kirk fuck sessions, and he says it, for sure.

I, a woman, love being a slave to man

They could probably get Finneas to join in on the Slime revenge at this point

“The AI of normal people is slaves”

i was starting to think i created whiteboy7thst in my head

wahoo!

Tried to be the patreon Ai slave but could only drink 3 gallons of water so I was unable to find the answer

meow :3