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February 10, 2026

they got him... | Yard D&D ep. 29 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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C · October 16, 2026

Bro Ludwig was genuinely born to perform dnd🤣😭 this dude can just riff it

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Courtney J · May 13, 2026

Lud doing the transponder snail ring from One Piece during the smash cut phone call bit was killing me for some reason🤣

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Jimmy Price · April 4, 2026

best episode of the show ngl

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Sean Privett · April 1, 2026

I genuinely hate Stonebeard so much but that's just a testament to how well Lud plays him.

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Brayden Taylor · March 16, 2026

I hope leonas starts to come around on the whole demon stuff cause admittedly the character trait is good because it creates tension and is played straight, which will help create that development later i think. i could be several episodes behind though and this is already changed

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Jtag · February 18, 2026

People complaining about a side episode where we already know what happened feels insane to me. Like if youve watched the show it’s been said multiple multiple times georg is just ULTRA in debt to a centaur gang leader type guy at a casino.

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Jason Queen · February 17, 2026

If I wasn't already a patron before D&D, I would re-become one just for D&D

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Sóley Nótt · February 16, 2026

~Welcome to Puüppe-town~

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Mazzy's Star · February 16, 2026

I love this show so much, couldn't stop laughing

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Buzzkillionair · February 16, 2026

I love watching this show but man is the Patreon player hella buggy (at least on mobile)

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Tryker · February 18, 2026

Not that I doubt you, but I've never had any issues with it on mobile

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William Koller · February 15, 2026

Fun fact: Aidan would be okay with watching his gf get fucked by someone else

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officer ball · February 27, 2026

What bro

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Zander · February 15, 2026

Ppl complaining abt the pay walled side quest have like ZERO comprehension even without watching it i can almost entirely tell what happened and dont feel its that important to get the gist its just a very basic debt storyline if you honestly think not havinf seen it ruins the show for you youre smoking crack

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Noah · February 15, 2026

yea it was an enjoyable episode but plotwise very easily and simply summarized via context here. ideal for a paywalled side ep imo, just internet being the internet

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steezfm · February 15, 2026

slime hyped this episode on twitter and it definitely is a banger

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Schuyler · February 15, 2026

It’s a little frustrating to have the side quest paywalled. Other than that funny episode!

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Reils O'Neill · February 13, 2026

It’s the hammer and sickle, not an anchor right?

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Hbomb 621 · February 13, 2026

Georg turned into Steve o haha I’m sorry dude

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Cole Browne · February 13, 2026

D&D lud is so electric

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Dragau4 · February 13, 2026

it is pretty funny EVERYONE seems to have forgotten cracker IS A THERADIM.... thats the whole way the story started lol, he was one of the 2 guards that saw something during the FIRST episode

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Cm0n · February 14, 2026

No, he was just a merchant. During cruncher’s introduction, Aiden asked if cruncher was a terradin, and Dave said “no, he’s wearing civilian clothes and looks like a merchant”

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Joe Sweeney · February 13, 2026

I don't get how they don't see how whack it is to hide content behind a second pay wall, reference it constantly, and now make it part of the main story. Not to mention it was made originally to make up for slime not being in most of an episode. It's not that deep I know but feels fairly antithetical to their general vibe, very corporate to try to entice people to pay more than they already are for it.

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Joe Sweeney · February 13, 2026

Maybe the funniest episode yet though, don't want to be too down on everything

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Zettha · February 12, 2026

This episode was 10\10. No notes. So many moments had me bursting laughing out loud.

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Tylo · February 12, 2026

D&D Ludwig really is the funniest Ludwig. He kills me every week

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Brayden Carlo · February 12, 2026

“Ladies and gentlemen both an neither” I know he just said that in passing, but truly, it means a lot that Dave always tries to include the gender affirming words small detail but very much appreciated 💜

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Wordarok · February 12, 2026

I wish i could upgrade to watch the sidequest but i fucking subbed for a year and it wont let me upgrade for a month lol hope we find out what happenned there eventually

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Nath · February 12, 2026

Stonebeard got the Stattrak tattoo

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Bbaaii · February 12, 2026

stonebeards wife is in hell

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Genm · February 12, 2026

10/10 episode, fucking top tier Fernelo also telling Stone Beard that he's swimming in it implies it might be a Little Shiid thing to brag about your ventures.

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MintChocotn · February 12, 2026

do NOT watch past 40 minutes if youre eating

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A . · February 11, 2026

I hope they do another side episode of slime and fernelo

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Phoxal · February 11, 2026

I love cruncher

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Jamie Wallis · February 11, 2026

Paywalling the side quest even more is whack

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Danz · February 12, 2026

real

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MasterCobbles · February 11, 2026

I played a kenku once and goddamn was that a different experience. I leaned fully into it and I kept a notebook and would jot down what people were saying and who said it and how they said it. Ultimately an incredibly fun time but very taxing.

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shirley · February 11, 2026

this was a good time to finally get the upgraded subscription for the side quest

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Josh · February 11, 2026

“It’s dripping right now” killed me

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monkey · February 11, 2026

First!

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Jackzilla · February 11, 2026

Ludwig is on fire good ep everyone

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DiabeticDan · February 11, 2026

I guess Stonebeard just never fucked his former wife who's brains he blew out AGES ago? 😂😭 how did we forget about her just like that

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C0sm1cH4z3 · February 11, 2026

Or all the halflings like "climbed him like a tree" in lil shyd

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flowrence · February 11, 2026

This episode has me crying from laughing oh my god

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Alexander Mcclelland · February 11, 2026

Did I miss something???? Last I knew they had a meeting with the royals

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Ted Ellis · February 12, 2026

Been trying to figure this out also

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Hoops Reference · February 11, 2026

Bro i’m fucking dying at the harmonious “if you steal valor theyll kill you” song on the fly

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Gabe · February 11, 2026

Haha god damn this episode was good. Thank God the accents are back for the Nexus dwellers. "As you're sort of walking towards Puüppetowne..."

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Ben · February 11, 2026

"It's Sirius" "It sounds serious" impeccable lay up and execution fellas

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deinename · February 11, 2026

my stomach literally hurts from laughing 😭

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oscar · February 11, 2026

wait....tahm kench is played by pedophile ben?

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Austin Blodgett · February 12, 2026

I’m mad confused by this and looked up the voice actor, def not pedophile ben lol

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DN.00 · February 11, 2026

Can QT come in as a guest and be Serious.

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Daniel Foster · February 11, 2026

Somebody spoil the solo slime ep, I don't want to pay more money for content I'm already paying for.

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REAPERKING · February 11, 2026

There's enough context clues ngl

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Ryan · February 11, 2026

it's tragic that ludwig has been reduced to a pathetic lolcow in the eyes of his normal fanbase when unbeknownst to them hes giving the performance of a lifetime as stonebeard

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Micah · February 11, 2026

I know he's not. But in my mind Cruncher is a penguin in a trench coat

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Kieley Evatt · February 11, 2026

He has Gunther vibes

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goekenaitor · February 11, 2026

Probably the episode I laughed the hardest at by far

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Brody · February 11, 2026

Failing no fap while homeless is pretty impressive

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Kieley Evatt · February 11, 2026

Maybe it was never about the spiritual energy 😂

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Luke Forsythe · February 11, 2026

Stonebeard and leonas’s character progressions are genuinely amazing

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HyperRes · February 11, 2026

Is selenia still dead in coldcock's house?

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alexmercercole · February 11, 2026

Strong implications for 4 guys who just discovered they could choose their spells and are new to their first open decision making game... Why was that the first thing your mind jumped to?

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Luke Forsythe · February 11, 2026

Best episode by far

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Snorre Magnus · February 11, 2026

25 minutes in and this is the funniest episode by far

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Hugo Bowhill · February 11, 2026

What episode was the georg solo episode

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Ethan · February 11, 2026

It's the D&D Sidequest in Collections

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Ryl · February 11, 2026

Stone beard is Ken from the Barbie movie

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FlamingOranges · February 11, 2026

god i love the "side episodes" or inbetweens or whatever we wanna call them. 90 minutes of straight fire improv

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len · February 11, 2026

MY FERNELO GEORG YAOI AGENDA….

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REAPERKING · February 10, 2026

Wasn't Corona just chilling and she was a demon why can't Sirius (serious?) do that

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TheoLunavae · February 11, 2026

Sirius is probably part of some wicked fucked up organization and Corona isn't

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Jesse Towner · February 10, 2026

Idk how he does it, but every single episode is Ludwig’s new funniest episode

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Noah · February 11, 2026

It's genuinely so impressive

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CzdM · February 10, 2026

highkey wanted to know what happened to callum / tanila and if they even went to visit selenia in all this free time / try to revive her

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Kieley Evatt · February 11, 2026

Yeah like did they even tell her parents they have her perfectly preserved body stashed at Leonas' parents' house?!

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Ninjahollan1008 · February 10, 2026

Last ep was so peak I had to join the patreon

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Emiliano Vazquez · February 10, 2026

The visual of Stonebeard calling George about how he’s getting it while George is just sobbing is hallarious

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Arthur · February 10, 2026

I do want a callum arc where he grows like 3 feet and absolutely slays puss but is still holding the train

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Arthur · February 10, 2026

The common people of poop town sound a little more cultured

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Jamie Hauken · February 10, 2026

Wait, this is the new arc?!?!?

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Herold NA · February 10, 2026

Native from puüpetowne, call me a shithead.

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Nyk Q · February 10, 2026

I know Leonas said he has a kiddie pool in his apartment, but I choose to believe he actually has a big aquarium with a scale model of the castle from Tennela in there that he sleeps in

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Arthur · February 10, 2026

Like a goldfish 😂

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wolf_hunter · February 10, 2026

Did we see what happened with tom and George?

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Ty Mellor · February 10, 2026

It’s available to the next Patreon tier :((

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Plazma · February 10, 2026

DnD is the only reason im subbed on patreon, please keep these going!

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C0sm1cH4z3 · February 11, 2026

The bonus eps and GC explorers is pretty good

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Spooder · February 10, 2026

I hope the day comes when Leonis just flips out on everyone with the way they mess with him😂. He goes off the rails one episode would be hilarious

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Logan Bolarinho · February 10, 2026

Holy fuck this was the best episode by far, just crying laughing during the Georg recall

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Dexter · February 10, 2026

The cutaways are so fire this episode

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WawaWarrior · February 10, 2026

while every episode has made me laugh, this was the funniest one so far man, fuck yeah

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Nyk Q · February 10, 2026

No wonder they only just learned their abilities 26 episodes in if Dave is surprising them with level ups and making the sheets for them lol

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Tripp · February 10, 2026

Sirius feels like if a romanceable NPC in an RPG became sentient and started questioning why they're randomly and inexplicably in love with the main character they've known for 3 conversations.

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Alex · February 10, 2026

I love that Ludwig makes the one piece snail phone sound as a ringtone

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Greenyesterday27 · February 10, 2026

Transponder snail it's so lit

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Meghan · February 10, 2026

Slime was right this is the funniest one

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Meghan · February 10, 2026

Also Ludwig’s commitment to the den den mushi sound effect kills me

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bird · February 10, 2026

am i freakin crazy where was the slime solo episode theyre talking about at the end

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Lilli · February 10, 2026

i just looked it’s in a playlist on the patreon but you need to be a tier 2 member

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sora bem · February 10, 2026

i love cruncher hes so cute

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Faye852 · February 10, 2026

wahoo!

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Wilson Vu · February 10, 2026

Shout out nick getting better at roleplaying he was electric this ep

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Dale · February 10, 2026

Dude the one piece snail call killed me

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Hunter King · February 10, 2026

FINALLY

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Nick · February 10, 2026

dave with a coors banquet? bro knows ball

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Benjamin · February 10, 2026

Might be my favourite ep yet

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wendal · February 10, 2026

can we please get alex on, on some tahm kench side plot shit? his mind is limitless and i really feel like he could be an incredible character

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John Wise · February 10, 2026

25 minutes in and they don't pay Dave enough...

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Moxillia · February 10, 2026

Only 4 minutes in but I feel like an episode was skipped? Maybe I'll find out that I'm wrong if I keep listening but I'm afraid there will be spoilers if the wrong episode was uploaded :(

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Samuel Lipson · February 10, 2026

About 20 minutes in it's cleared up that the royal family has simply been politicking for that long

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Evan · February 10, 2026

I parlayed and lost 100 bands on the patriots on GD

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SuperPax · February 10, 2026

Did I miss an episode

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Samuel Lipson · February 10, 2026

I feel like I missed an episode. The king and queen and Callum were supposed to parlay but somehow months have passed?

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Samuel Lipson · February 10, 2026

Ohhhhhh I see now, the parlay is taking months somehow lmao, just like real politics

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Sennath · February 10, 2026

Mm stone bread..

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James Driffield · February 10, 2026

Let’s see if slime was truthful

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Noah · February 10, 2026

big expectations for this one

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rudy · February 10, 2026

we’re early today what a perfect time might last till I finish work

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Jamie Hauken · February 10, 2026

Of course I have to leave for a multiple hour appointment right now. At least I'll have something to look forward to when I come back!

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Jamie Hauken · February 10, 2026

Finally here now! Let's go!

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LaNerdJR · February 10, 2026

Beast

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Aaryan Wade · February 10, 2026

Right on time fellas🫡

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PotatoSnatcher · February 10, 2026

Perfect timing

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Faust · February 10, 2026

It's Tuesday

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C0sm1cH4z3 · February 11, 2026

Innit