the assassin | Yard D&D ep. 27 (Early Access)

"A large detour of sex work and the drug trade" Is so fucking on brand for this show it's crazy

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal” Firefly referenced nice Dave

being a female yardigan is not for the weak i’ll tell you that much for free

Is that laugh in the intro Aiden

I like to imagine when Gyrog hits Davros out of the darkness he looks like Ringler

the oldhead xiv reference hydaelyn allmighty

What does it say about me, I think this might be the best episode yet lmaoo

Need the Roan and Leonas romantic subplot to continue now that Roan is having his queer awakening. Absolutely unhinged episode as always (complimentary)

I feel like they need some sort of figures in the middle of the table because during fights it’s a lot of the time them asking “where am I & where are they again?” The logo being right in the middle kinda prevents this :/

Does anyone know where the GJ long dawn art is in the discord? I can't find it in the "art-and-memes" one

I need fanart of Rone holding Leonas’s hair back 😭

its just so good i never want it to end

Glorious performance from everyone, especially Nick

Is one you artistic types working on animating these shits?

'Canon' episodes are the best

I literally got the patreon this week to see this ep, and it's so funny that after almost literally everyone dying last ep, we just find out Aiden had the flash tm this whole time

i’m loving rone’s journey. also nick’s hair looks amazing

The knights definitely stole the show

There’s no way Stonebeard hits for 3 while in rage

Ik this comment isn’t related to this episode, but does anyone know the reason they stopped doing the advice show? That’s the biggest reason I started paying for the Patreon in the first place and it’s super disappointing every week when I check the Patreon just to see they haven’t posted another advice show episode yet.

With meat that long Dravos should've been able to use a bonus strike

Never did I think this show would have frank ocean getting his head exploded by a sea elf’s arrow

George should use compelled shower on Franelo

got so hype seeing slime bring up the guiding bolt advantage into the nat 20

This episode animated would be fucking way demonotized

I dont know if anyone has talked about this yet but its awesome to me that the whole “John Pork is a woman” thing happened and it mightve actually been true because Roan was an egg unaware of how to truly express her gender identity

Ff14 mention!

Where can I find all the art made for the show?

realm reborn mentioned

I am of the firm belief the reason slime hates frenello is because the voice Dave uses sounds like the voice he uses for Kelby

Gobbler, didn't have a father. B Dave, we love you brother. A lot of self-discovery in this weird anime episode.

Yo did I miss how much damage georg hit for or did he actually just forget

need to see stonebeard bukkake animated now

Stonesmear

The dice gotta be weighted or something bro there’s no way they struggle this much landing a single hit😭

Nooooo Stonebeard huge rage penis erasure😭😭😭

“Fuck me in the asshole, I just want to play!” probably said in Heated Rivalry at some point.

aaand the white poison is all over my screen. thanks guys

i love that dave said he was confusing dravos for davos seaworth but then they all kept calling him davros like he's an armenian guy

Ive never used or paid for patreon ever but this series made me buy the subscription its worth it just for the early access and extra content love yall

Every time they are in the shadow sphere I just imagine old comic style fighting like “Boom bamf bang slam”

is dubbin adding the rage damage bonus and his str to his damage? how he is only hitting for 3? Min damage from the weapon itself would be 1 + 2 from rage, and he definitely has more than 10 str, in fact I'm p sure he at least has 14 (so +2 bonus) so minimum he should be hitting for while in rage is 5.

roann needs to start hrt asap

This was somehow the least bicurious episode they've done so far

Awesome

funniest episode so far. Great job gang

you really appreciate how funny the word "whore" is in these episodes. fast pass to a killer line every time you hear it

OH MY GOD THE ROYAL FAMILY IS A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES HOW DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG

I just realized I don't think they've actually killed an enemy since Lieko...

Diddy & Dragons ahh episode

I got my 🍆 pierced and the adrenaline made ts so tiny. It was mad embarrassing

Georg’s interpretation of Fernello is Slime’s interpretation of Kelby

I need these more often I can’t wait an entire week for the next episode

Georg Lucas....

I am at episode 13 of my Yard DnD rewatch, so they are all very recently on my mind. This is definitely the most insane one.

the tenela(?) accent kills me every time i cant explain it

The hunters mark sounded SO cool in my headphones. Almost made me fall on my ass while shoveling

straightest, baldest man on the yard: *4 minutes describing his perfect, most serene and warm manly figure* gay one: frank ocean naked

This was just an episode of The Boys

Would have never known Harry Potter was packing and hairy Thank you the Yard DnD

Ain’t no way davros came in stonebeards eye 😂

oh boy i sure don't hope that this episode becomes inexplicably gayer than that time georg sucked a guy off somehow

put character stickers on the ipads so that aesthetics but also less applevertising

I need more Georg Fernello beef

I just know Stonebread imagined Sirius as Catwomen at 36:40

LEONAS MY GOAT LOCKED IN AND SLIMED DRAVOS, FALLING SIDE SHOT TOO RAGHHHHHH GET FUCKED ON BITCH

Another week another weak attack from Stonebeard

The comedy of Leonas having a man crush that looks like Frank OCEAN is not lost on me

Good to know the ladies of the night in Tennila are well read 😂🤣🤣

LETS GO i been waiting for this one

And he's kind of chubby

God I love this adventure

my weekly slop ✨🫶

Had to wait to eat lunch so I can watch this.

LFG!!

Let out an audible yippee

wahoo!

Early for my slop

I’m clocked in

Woooo

I just now at 1:37am clocked that the vampire queen is Selenia

i've been holding my shit in waiting for this

surely that title doesn't mean anything bad will happen

Yipee

yep yup yep yep #yep

Lfg

Im sat.