Ep. 234 - nicks new friend [VIDEO]

Not wanting to talk tattoos with people is the realest shit ever.

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Nick's noise at 1:03:45 freaked me tf out

Generational Nick story

at 45:00 am i dumb for not knowing what UCF means

Every time I think about 'of mice and men' I end up picturing John Fetterman.

Nicks hair is cool

It’s universal. So many people walk right up to us in the café, approach the bar with two menus right in front of them, and ask what we have. It’s only endearing if they have asked it right after they showed us the toy firetruck they got for their birthday Also genuinely the only person that orders a macchiato from us and actually wants a macchiato is an older man from Italy that works on his computer every day. He orders a cappuccino in the morning and a macchiato in the afternoon and tells us any more milk than the dollop that goes in it is absolutely not chill that late in the day

Yall would be shocked how often people ask what we have at a coffee shop. It’s literally in the name, what did you expect when you walked in? How did you arrive at this destination?

Nick I’m gonna need you to keep investigating the gremlins that are on mw2

Guys this one hit

james hoffman is cool, u should check out Monogram coffee theyre good

Marie Kondo would unironically fuck with how Slime lives his life

Almost spot on what nick described is what got me banned in slimes chat lmao

for the whole like last 5 minutes of this ep aiden is gripping the FUCK out of his hair bro someone get this boy a xanax

The pretentious explanation is awesome. I love tool, mtg, and tattoos. But talking to a lot of other people about it exhausting

If it came out that the British coffee dude had played COD he would be nick’s favorite person

i very frequently have the thought that i want to study a friend of mine, the way she lives deeply fascinates me

My god, I miss cod lobbies

great ep

an entire ep of call of duty

Because game lobby’s are public there’s no reasonable expectation of privacy so it’s fine to record 👍

The president 6 foot thing is definitely not a real stat. James Madison was like 5’3

nick really should stay on that damn Ableton. the lord gave you a gift, son.

Dude what if that call of duty chud was in ICE

my dad always jokes about fallin asleep with jeans on, he says hes allergic to it and it makes him wake up with a massive headache

I also watch James hoffman for coffee. Slime nailed it.

The Parabol/Parabola transition would actually kill Aiden if he was on acid

no one said anything about how Aiden is wearing his hoodie and that's crazy

a stattrack bottle opener would be kinda cool in a mancave

i also guess based on the person and the way they order for macchiato's. i've been wrong once though and they get REALLY offended if you give them a starbucks one and they wanted the real one... rightfully so

So Nick made his own episodes of Fortnite Friday

Intelligence is a requirement of empathy and there are just unfortunatly a lot of very stupid people in this country.

As a barista, thank you for the macchiato problem bc holy shit the amount of times these glossy eyed things come up and ask for the wrong thing is insane.

Based on Slime's explanations over the course of the yard, there is a less than 10% chance that he won't hate and berate you for whatever you say to him

Sick episode: "The biggest olive branch of all time"

Everyone goes through a few partners when playing with their hair! that is life!

I also thought the president 6’0 thing (probably cause I’d heard Slime say it) and when I said it to my friends they debunked it in a 5 second google search

Genuinely got sad hearing that Nick missed out on that whole recording lol

Hot criminal? Like who Ted Bundy?

Travis kelce is much like lenny of mice and men

Real journalism is back

As someone with a degree in anthropology, digital ethnography is all the rage now. When Tiktok was new, every project and study was on Tiktok subcultures. They were all over it. Consent is also huge though because early anthropologists did the Jane Goodall/biologist approach and then realised that people are different from animals and should be made aware that they are recorded and be able to know why and for what. I feel like Slime would still do it though.

"And you have to smell it with me" God Aimen has gotten so funny over the last 4 years. Like, he was already funny in ep 1 but it feels like he's been really trying to get even funnier and it's been working

"dude sick shirt" Is a worse conversation starter than "I participated in the thing that your shirt says that you like". Slime is just wrong here.

nah nicks real as hell for saying hes different than the guys he plays with on cod. i play pavlov vr often and oh my god the people on that game are insane terrorists. picture the insane nick fuentes type is 80% of the players, but voice chat is a main part of the game.

Nick absolutely cooked with the rich cousin thing earlier btw

Damn I'm so upset the recording was fucked up

ludwigs chair prepping to get big for us

45:30 I’m pretty sure all those recording consent laws only apply in places where you have a “reasonable expectation of privacy”. And I would assume that being in a public game server means you don’t have an expectation of privacy, similar to recording on a public street.

55:56 If I order a coffee and am given something I wasn’t expecting or accidentally ordered something I didn’t mean to I’d just accept it and leave.

It was funny when Nick said ppl who are pretentious abt coffee are not like him, moments after saying "you have to air out the pourover"

I think you guys sound incredibly gatekeepy and pretentious just in the opposite ways of the characters you chose to bring up but that is just me all love

John Steinbeck went to my high school ( Salinas High ) and his house is pretty much the only thing in the town

GALE REFERENCE OMG SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MY BARISTA EXPRESS MACHINE.

FOV take is so based

Nick uses Ableton I knew I loved him for a reason

I kind of understand Slime's take about the Minecraft settings. Because for some games some people will act like "This is the ONLY way to enjoy the game" and it'll have like 50 mods, and drastic settings whether the game vanilla was broken or not.

Hearing Nick's story about the call of duty guy reminds me of them making fun of Aiden for being the kind of person who would interview Netanyahu

I love when Nick talks about coffee sm

I’m the gm of a smoothie king, leftists don’t crucify me I’m trying to pay for college, and people have come in asking what we serve there it makes me blackpilled about society

Nick defending MrBeast got me reevaluating if he actually knows ball anymore

Oregon has like 50% gotten rid of our gas attendant law thing so we still have an abundance of squishies but some are attempting to better themselves

Slime is so right about people thinking you're the enemy. I had a random person in Apex get mad at me because he couldn't clutch up and called me a f-slur n-word and I wrongly said "You kiss your mother with that mouth" and he said "Yeah and my wife and 2 daughters and my dog. They don't like n-words or Jews either." and I was stun locked

Nick living through shudder island in cod lobbies

James Madison was 5'4"

1:01:00 this is cringe. Imagine you walk up to Tony Hawk and are like “yo you are really good at skating! Do you know who Tony Hawk is?” And he goes “thanks! Yeah I know that guy” like we have seen him do 100 times before. It’s not noble or humble. It’s false humility. Yes, it’s cringe to be a pompous ass, but it’s just as bad to feign humility. Sincerity is a lost art

If you're in the Patreon and you don't know what a JT and a JB is, I'm sorry but you don't belong here

so baffled how nick knows plot points from of mice and men and im even more baffled that aiden has never read it

If Nick handed me the wrong macchiato id simply assume it was a bad coffee shop and not say anything

23:22, i constantly find myself forgetting my puppy did heinous shit to my property almost instantly after it happens

45 kills to 6 is not a guest, you own the house at that point

I have to ask and maybe it’s explained the day they switch to the new set (I’m on episode 28) is the set early days in the same warehouse as today?

Archie heard Slime in this episode and said “bet”.

I would take my cat to heaven with me

Ludwig had his moment with Tsun La Nick had his moment with Tiberius

wahoo!