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December 25, 2025

Ep. 231 - it's TIME to GO [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - slime never said that

  • 00:00:52 - zipper 2 is an oven

  • 00:03:26 - remedies

  • 00:04:15 - cracker

  • 00:06:30 - nickelodeon 

  • 00:07:20 - ludwigs elevator poop dream

  • 00:07:56 - ludwig is so smart

  • 00:08:30 - slime had a crazy dream

  • 00:09:33 - its time to go

  • 00:10:15 - slimes french accent

  • 00:11:05 - aiden

  • 00:12:30 - scientology

  • 00:14:40 - slime’s interests 

  • 00:15:50 - what’s your subway take

  • 00:19:38 - ludwig says its time to go

  • 00:20:01 - thank u nick

  • 00:20:10 - r/theyardpodcast

  • 00:21:50 - nick talks about the history of nachos

  • 00:22:30 - reddit

  • 00:24:00 - ludwig brings presents

  • 00:29:00 - the poopy liar

  • 00:29:44 - who lives in the yard house canonically

  • 00:30:10 - ant infestation

  • 00:31:05 - slime isn’t going to make it

  • 00:31:20 - dying wish

  • 00:39:40 - lemonade stand make a wish

  • 00:42:50 - slimes wish

  • 00:44:30 - ludwigs wish

  • 00:45:24 - nicks wish

  • 00:49:07 - our wish for aiden

  • 00:51:50 - are we doing christmas?

  • 00:53:45 - slimes propaganda

  • 00:55:20 - livestream stan culture

  • 00:59:47 - thanks for watching!!

Comments (63)

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Reyce · March 8, 2026

7up sick drink

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Ali Radwan · January 9, 2026

0

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DiabeticDan · January 7, 2026

33 Disney Channel, 46 Nickelodeon, 48 Animal Planet, 49 History Channel (I think? Maybe Discovery Channel), 51 MTV, 52 Cartoon Network.

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Harbir Singh · January 6, 2026

Why does Nick sound like he's from Toronto when he's talking about nachos

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shirley · January 6, 2026

they call him jombe so much i forgot what his name actually was

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Kenneth · January 5, 2026

Make a wish kid here😭

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JP M · January 5, 2026

“I fuck my sister a thousand times over and over and over and over” - Ludwig Ahgren

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tybahza · December 31, 2025

LeGoat vi Britannia

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Sham · December 31, 2025

That's insane I'm a 23 year old they/them who has painted their nails and dyed their hair blonde and I believe Slime says the things I am thinking and feeling even when he's doing the bullshit voice

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davin ramtahal · January 3, 2026

noticing you didnt say 6'3

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coop · December 30, 2025

subway takes posted on their insta story recently that they’ve never done random people, it’s always been people with some following

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Gabriel Colorado · December 30, 2025

i love the word cracker, but it cannot be used as a replacement for the n-word. this is the responsibility of the cracker-er.

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justin f · December 30, 2025

So I'm not artistic. But if Ludwig dies first, The Yard funeral, and the logo is coffins.

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paul · December 30, 2025

Ludwig is the Brian Scalabrini streaming

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fraud.records · December 30, 2025

No premo is wack asf just have aiden do a vlog of china

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Cm0n · December 30, 2025

My make a wish would be to have a best of 5 match against Aiden in melee just so I could watch him ledge stall a sick and dying person for 9 games straight

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Matthew Ritt · December 29, 2025

Fuck the dodgers and fuck the kings!!! This is lud’s new worst fit ever (and I mean it) by far. I just threw up all of my stomach’s contents.

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Elijah Rojas · December 28, 2025

dying wish mentioned

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jaxon · December 28, 2025

slime looks like how a tiktoker portrays they're mom in the back half of this episode

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JTrain · December 28, 2025

Did anyone else notice how STRETCHED Nick's bottom is on his chair? At least the frame isn't bent like Ludwig's, I think he's a stinky 2 and not telling us.

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Glauco Nascimento · December 28, 2025

41:26 holy shit Nick lol

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Lucas · December 28, 2025

the child for make a wish needs to say the wish, so even if the dad wanted it, the kid had to be the one to say it

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Ben Power · December 27, 2025

My sister is a Make-a-Wish kid. They don’t just give wishes to terminally ill children. Make-a-Wish grants their wishes to children who are bedridden in the hospital in order to give them something to look forward to. Many wishes are only fulfilled after the child has made it through their illness. This is why it’s pretty common to see healthy children, since they’ve already gone through recovery before the wish is granted.

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Melanie · December 27, 2025

As a someone who's brother was a make a wish kid, they do not need to be terminal. You can also just have a chronic illness like cystic fibrosis in my brothers case

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StarlitMia · December 27, 2025

I have a friend I met in college that was a make-a-wish kid! He had pretty severe cancer but he beat it! His wish was for a shopping spree and they got him a chauffeur for the day.

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Kevin Gao · December 27, 2025

I’m always kind of surprised they can remember their dreams into the next day. I keep a dream journal but if I don’t write one down immediately I’ll forget it 10 minutes later

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Spesh · December 27, 2025

archie cooking

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Joshua Axe · December 27, 2025

My Nickelodeon was also 33

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Ren · December 27, 2025

classic prem episode love it. happy new year everyone!

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Tom Jancik · December 27, 2025

100 towels is a low key amazing gift.

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Ryan · December 27, 2025

a classic three-man always hits

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Tyler · December 27, 2025

i fucking love you archie

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Sam Swallow · December 27, 2025

That clip of sykunno acknowledging slimes bit was great I’m glad i remembered to submit it for the comp, excited for the best of

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Shizz · December 26, 2025

this whole time i thought gingy ale when you're sick was an east coast thing. i just got a 16oz can the size of aimen's member today bc my throat felt sore at work.

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Malakai DeMoines · December 27, 2025

Being from Michigan, I thought Vernors and Vicks was a sacred combination. just to find out shit ran thru by these west coast weirdos.

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Kyle Corrigan · December 26, 2025

Tosh had a great standup bit on being strict with make a wish ages, worth checking out

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Caspian Bradford · December 26, 2025

ludwig wylin for the cracker argument knowing he’s had a durag on TWICE 🤣

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rooby · December 26, 2025

God forbid a podcast without poop

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Tyler Patato · December 26, 2025

I didn’t know what he was bringing in. What a fucking great gift!

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Just Jewel · December 26, 2025

I think Rone gave them the plague

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💫 · December 26, 2025

merry christmas archie bears :)

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Alex Shelton · December 26, 2025

Hope they don't talk about blowing out their assholes all podcast

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hole wizard · December 26, 2025

when i was in elementary school i knew a kid who got really bad pneumonia and he got a wish from the make a wish foundation and his wish was to meet ronald mcdonald. he lived btw

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Gabriel Kaeding · December 26, 2025

Happy holidays everyone

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Madison Grady · December 26, 2025

The cuts when ludwig left to give yourself more work and also show that it would have been a closer angle if they just stayed there made me laugh so hard. Thanks archie bears

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Isaac · December 26, 2025

nick returns with L ron joke once again when scientology is brought up

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Cody A · December 25, 2025

Slimes johnny tsunami comment caught me so off guard. My Disney childhood was that and brink. Slime, I can’t thank you enough, no one ever knows it

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Aidan . · December 26, 2025

The Johnny Tsunami Dcom w slime and nick go crazy

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Jamie Wallis · December 25, 2025

Silver Ludwig 🥵

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KevinsLunchbox · December 25, 2025

We were doing saltine challenge in 2008 in my high-school. Its way older than you guys remember

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Aidan . · December 26, 2025

Old lol

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daniel · December 25, 2025

51:07 ludwig almost talked about lelouch fmcl

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Randall Robinson · December 25, 2025

Slime saying anyone his age should have something better going on as I'm exactly the same age as him having to be at work on Christmas wanting to blow my shit off smooth.

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sierra wilson · December 25, 2025

listening to this out loud as i’m cooking christmas dinner while my 60 yr old mother is in the living room and you guys start talking abt eating cum

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Finn · December 25, 2025

Respect the editing choice for the cuts when Ludwig went to poop

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Mel · December 25, 2025

I'm so happy for the content but damn guys, if you're this sick just take the time away to get well again

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Hannah · December 25, 2025

This is the reddest Nick’s hair has ever looked

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Russell King · December 25, 2025

Literally 6’5 and have been considering painting my nails 😭

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Jack · December 25, 2025

guys I caught norovirus last year after watching requiem for a dream and the concoctions coming out both ends of me on top of the fever dreams from that movie were straight from hell. praying for you LOL

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Goomfrugma · December 25, 2025

It was indeed time to go ladies and gentlemen

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Anthony · December 25, 2025

Disney - 68 Cartoon Network - 69 Nickelodeon- 70

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Jozef · December 25, 2025

Nickelodeon - 56 Cartoon Network - 57 Disney - 58

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Faye852 · December 25, 2025

wahoo!