Ep. 228 Premium - Aiden's White Friday Deal! [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - screen time check!!
00:06:25 - the yard traffic stop
00:12:30 - ludwig & slime stopped playing expidition 33
00:15:30 - nick lost 30+ times on a boss during gamecube explorers
00:18:45 - aidens black friday sale drama
00:27:44 - chevin(?) breaks aiden
00:31:31 - thanksgiving
00:36:40 - yerba mate changed their name
00:39:20 - google has used data to send custom alerts
00:41:00 - twitter algorithmn
00:45:50 - slime farting in the office
00:49:10 - the yard names 5 active quarterbacks
00:50:55 - legendary madden clip
00:56:20 - old youtube
00:58:05 - taking slime in a diaper to disneyland
01:00:55 - thanks for watching
Comments (89)
the bleach made chevin dumb in this one
Slime did in fact hit on the diaper play bit. Little did they all know, he never missed.
real talk, IS CHEVIN DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AT @ 23:20 JESUS CHRIST HES NO BETTER THAN JIMMY FALLON
BRO NO FUCKIN WAY SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE IS MY FAVORITE DISH BAR NONE
As a european club mate and mio mio mate connoisseur (they just make me feel unjustifiably superior to people drinking energy drinks for caffeine 🤩), I REALLY want to try the american counterpart after this episode/ have you guys do the comparison for me bc ya’ll are rich enough to order it across the globe lol. Or you guys do a mate soft drink tier list from around the world 👀 (and throw in like the original one as well bc why not)
I’m going to do things to you Jona.
i actually lwk hate the way nick talks about food. it comes up from time to time, and like maybe it’s just an LA diet culture thing, but shaming someone for enjoying a big thanksgiving meal is mildly infuriating and kinda triggering. idk what kind of relationship he has w food but let bro enjoy seconds and dessert on thanksgiving. tf
Cry about it pussy
Luck build supremacy. For the first like 10 hours I was luck and like one other stat for every character. The generational penis is too satisfying
With all these ludwig marketing horror stories im convinced he does not gaf about money, he got rich enough to start a company purely so he could torture his friends after hiring them. Aiden rocks back and forth on the floor "what can i even do? he won't tweet about it" nothing aiden. Theres nothing you can do. Ludwig runs the business that you are employed by. So by proxy, ludwig runs YOU. why do you think slime and nick got out, they saw it coming. Now youre trapped in a forever box ironically named mogul moves, but you'll never move. Sitting at your desk, watching that war between expenses and gross income. He made it all for you aiden.
WHO WAS IT YOU SAID YOU WOULD TELL US
I loved this week's episode of Cop or Crop.
Not even able to commit fully
(it does count it,, im a diabetic and my dexcom runs 24/7 through my phone so my screen time is 24 hours… at least for my phone idk)
I am also diabetic and have the same type of blood glucose monitor, it does not count mine (Libre Freestyle)
Darren Sharper the hardest hitting safety in the league!
I can’t believe nick couldn’t name a single nfl qb but knew this lmao
I looked up that Greg Jennings video this morning that’s crazy
this is one of them ones
those new google updates reading my mind. I don't like it.
I had to switch to video because the singing sounded like Ludwig 💀💀💀
Legit did not hear that the cowboy bebop stuff came out :/ would have loved to snap up that puffer
im a music major n nick’s scat in the opener was actually hitting and the in media res start is FIRE
I used to work for an agency that did Guayaki’s paid media and the company talked about changing their name to Yerba Mate for a long time. We were against it because changing a company’s name can have major negative side effects to your organic and paid media. Not many people knew of the company but people knew of Yerba Mate and they wanted to corner that market. I left that agency about a year ago so it makes sense they changed their company to Yerba Madre.
Holy shit I checked my screen time it’s 16 and a half hours
I'm begging you to put the screen away and go do something else. Please and thank you.
I weigh 125lbs and even I felt bad about myself after hearing that tweet
why does slime hate fat people so much lol
Justin Herbert played a game with broken ribs, put the team on his back!
And he just played one with a broken hand!
Lucky Number Chevin
bro the spotify/apple music take from chevin is genuinely atrocious holy shit
There’s a nfl quarter back right now playing With a broken leg lol
Is he putting the team on his back
Didnt hear who the censored guy on main was
they were too nice to aiden this one
Chevin was sent by Satan himself to hurt Aimens soul
When Slime said seals I thought he meant Balatro seals
I thought he meant 90s pop sensation Seal
It's like Aiden knew from the jump he'd need to be extra grounded this episode, good shout
I just want to give Aiden a hug :(
Was lud giving shit to them for not knowing qbs but he didn’t know Travis kelce was a tight end
the try guys have been doing Zach in a giant stroller videos so this makes me laugh
ludwigs take that listening to music counts as screentime is the most baffoonish take hes ever had which is saying something for him
People who listen to gramophones are just iPad kids apparently
I’m learning that the sweater that I bought wasn’t actually on sale… I’m deeply disappointed in Aiden and hope Ludwig teaches him how to do his job better
Nic saying that about the Giants and then knowing what New England did to New York is hilarious
3:55 "and i would fucking-" we'll never truly know what chevin's desires were behind the cut footage
One of the best episodes
This is a "Hash Out Or Crash Out" for the ages
crazy good ragebait, bro gottem
Music apps counting as screen time is an absurd take.
Music apps true but i think theres an argument for listening to podcasts/youtube with screen off having similar enough effects to screen time on the brain so i see where chevin was coming from from
legendary premo
glad the blonde one reminded me they are all rich and drop thousands on CS skins. i almost started to feel bad for the squirmy gay one
Hes only gay part time
44:12 Slime’s kind of criss-cross applesauce… never seen that
generational ep
this is an all time patreon ep imo
awesome sauce
Aiden's jawline is actually insane
literally begging nick to keep playing elden ring, the streams were so good
god i wish
Slime streaming Balatro when
23:20 dude why is ludwig acting high out of his fucking mind this episode what is happening
dude that’s not ludwig that’s chevin
what happened between the main and primo eps, it feels weird, am i schizo?
como que yerba mate es una marca que manera de robar de latinoamerica amigo
The cop roleplay was an inspired bit
“I nine year old kill myself” is one of the best lines ever said on this show
As an accountant this episode was awesome
did they say who the guy they were talky about on the main was?
46 min in and I have not heard shit lol
For Yerba Mate, if your trademark is too generic of a term, you can lose your protection. It’s called Genericide. Usually it happens when a brand name becomes synonymous with a good like “Kleenex” or “Escalator” but I think they just started with too generic of a name.
Escalator is a brand, damn
you clearly all wanna do the viagra episode. RELEASE THE PRINT!!!
True
Slime in Master of Disguise but he still has to take a moment of silence in the turtle costume for 9/11
got to the part about Ludwig's Hairdresser being a Masters Fizz player as im solo queueing a fizz game. Feeling #coincidental and also #attacked at the reaction there...
damn i dont have a job and my screen time is around yalls. crazy.
Aiden in the stir ups was the first time I thought to myself “wow…. It really IS hard to believe this is the same guy on Lemonade Stand…”
Why does the Patreon come out before the regular episode recently
Our yummy dessert before the slop
I listened to the audio and they kept bringing up the fact that slime was a turtle, and... idk what I was expecting I was just...he is a turtle and that's pretty cool
He kinda looks like a mushroom
omg all 4 on the premo is it christmas already
Second time now that I’ve thought “ooo a yard episode comes out today” and then immediately gotten the notification from patreon
pavlov'd
wahoo!
