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December 4, 2025

Ep. 228 Premium - Aiden's White Friday Deal! [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - screen time check!!

  • 00:06:25 - the yard traffic stop

  • 00:12:30 - ludwig & slime stopped playing expidition 33

  • 00:15:30 - nick lost 30+ times on a boss during gamecube explorers

  • 00:18:45 - aidens black friday sale drama

  • 00:27:44 - chevin(?) breaks aiden

  • 00:31:31 - thanksgiving

  • 00:36:40 - yerba mate changed their name

  • 00:39:20 - google has used data to send custom alerts

  • 00:41:00 - twitter algorithmn

  • 00:45:50 - slime farting in the office

  • 00:49:10 - the yard names 5 active quarterbacks

  • 00:50:55 - legendary madden clip

  • 00:56:20 - old youtube

  • 00:58:05 - taking slime in a diaper to disneyland

  • 01:00:55 - thanks for watching

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need2smoke · July 7, 2026

the bleach made chevin dumb in this one

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Eve · June 9, 2026

Slime did in fact hit on the diaper play bit. Little did they all know, he never missed.

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Elliot Gauthier-Welton · May 2, 2026

real talk, IS CHEVIN DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AT @ 23:20 JESUS CHRIST HES NO BETTER THAN JIMMY FALLON

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Ace · April 29, 2026

BRO NO FUCKIN WAY SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE IS MY FAVORITE DISH BAR NONE

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Jona · December 18, 2025

As a european club mate and mio mio mate connoisseur (they just make me feel unjustifiably superior to people drinking energy drinks for caffeine 🤩), I REALLY want to try the american counterpart after this episode/ have you guys do the comparison for me bc ya’ll are rich enough to order it across the globe lol. Or you guys do a mate soft drink tier list from around the world 👀 (and throw in like the original one as well bc why not)

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Aidan . · December 21, 2025

I’m going to do things to you Jona.

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nommads · December 16, 2025

i actually lwk hate the way nick talks about food. it comes up from time to time, and like maybe it’s just an LA diet culture thing, but shaming someone for enjoying a big thanksgiving meal is mildly infuriating and kinda triggering. idk what kind of relationship he has w food but let bro enjoy seconds and dessert on thanksgiving. tf

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Bizarc · December 30, 2025

Cry about it pussy

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Jergz · December 15, 2025

Luck build supremacy. For the first like 10 hours I was luck and like one other stat for every character. The generational penis is too satisfying

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

With all these ludwig marketing horror stories im convinced he does not gaf about money, he got rich enough to start a company purely so he could torture his friends after hiring them. Aiden rocks back and forth on the floor "what can i even do? he won't tweet about it" nothing aiden. Theres nothing you can do. Ludwig runs the business that you are employed by. So by proxy, ludwig runs YOU. why do you think slime and nick got out, they saw it coming. Now youre trapped in a forever box ironically named mogul moves, but you'll never move. Sitting at your desk, watching that war between expenses and gross income. He made it all for you aiden.

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doddi · December 10, 2025

WHO WAS IT YOU SAID YOU WOULD TELL US

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Daniel Morgan · December 9, 2025

I loved this week's episode of Cop or Crop.

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WawaWarrior · December 9, 2025

Not even able to commit fully

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Adrien🍀 · December 9, 2025

(it does count it,, im a diabetic and my dexcom runs 24/7 through my phone so my screen time is 24 hours… at least for my phone idk)

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Joshua Haskett · December 10, 2025

I am also diabetic and have the same type of blood glucose monitor, it does not count mine (Libre Freestyle)

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Drock · December 9, 2025

Darren Sharper the hardest hitting safety in the league!

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jasonplustwo · December 12, 2025

I can’t believe nick couldn’t name a single nfl qb but knew this lmao

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Sherman Fakhimi · December 8, 2025

I looked up that Greg Jennings video this morning that’s crazy

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ramnslam · December 8, 2025

this is one of them ones

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StayySleepy · December 8, 2025

those new google updates reading my mind. I don't like it.

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StarlitMia · December 8, 2025

I had to switch to video because the singing sounded like Ludwig 💀💀💀

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Noah B · December 7, 2025

Legit did not hear that the cowboy bebop stuff came out :/ would have loved to snap up that puffer

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FaderTot · December 7, 2025

im a music major n nick’s scat in the opener was actually hitting and the in media res start is FIRE

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Grant Mayse · December 7, 2025

I used to work for an agency that did Guayaki’s paid media and the company talked about changing their name to Yerba Mate for a long time. We were against it because changing a company’s name can have major negative side effects to your organic and paid media. Not many people knew of the company but people knew of Yerba Mate and they wanted to corner that market. I left that agency about a year ago so it makes sense they changed their company to Yerba Madre.

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Jonathan Diaz · December 7, 2025

Holy shit I checked my screen time it’s 16 and a half hours

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Seb · December 8, 2025

I'm begging you to put the screen away and go do something else. Please and thank you.

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Suppy · December 7, 2025

I weigh 125lbs and even I felt bad about myself after hearing that tweet

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toby kief · December 7, 2025

why does slime hate fat people so much lol

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Carlos Torres · December 7, 2025

Justin Herbert played a game with broken ribs, put the team on his back!

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Alanna M · December 12, 2025

And he just played one with a broken hand!

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Fraud_Monet · December 7, 2025

Lucky Number Chevin

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Snow · December 6, 2025

bro the spotify/apple music take from chevin is genuinely atrocious holy shit

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Shawn · December 6, 2025

There’s a nfl quarter back right now playing With a broken leg lol

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Teddy Solensky · December 6, 2025

Is he putting the team on his back

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Scott · December 6, 2025

Didnt hear who the censored guy on main was

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sbin · December 6, 2025

they were too nice to aiden this one

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Yuno · December 6, 2025

Chevin was sent by Satan himself to hurt Aimens soul

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Anthony · December 6, 2025

When Slime said seals I thought he meant Balatro seals

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Scott · December 6, 2025

I thought he meant 90s pop sensation Seal

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Darragh · December 6, 2025

It's like Aiden knew from the jump he'd need to be extra grounded this episode, good shout

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benno buster · December 6, 2025

I just want to give Aiden a hug :(

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LanitaDelBBL · December 6, 2025

Was lud giving shit to them for not knowing qbs but he didn’t know Travis kelce was a tight end

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Epi · December 5, 2025

the try guys have been doing Zach in a giant stroller videos so this makes me laugh

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Isaac · December 5, 2025

ludwigs take that listening to music counts as screentime is the most baffoonish take hes ever had which is saying something for him

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Duggs · December 6, 2025

People who listen to gramophones are just iPad kids apparently

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Jefflum · December 5, 2025

I’m learning that the sweater that I bought wasn’t actually on sale… I’m deeply disappointed in Aiden and hope Ludwig teaches him how to do his job better

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DiabeticDan · December 5, 2025

Nic saying that about the Giants and then knowing what New England did to New York is hilarious

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papa zay · December 5, 2025

3:55 "and i would fucking-" we'll never truly know what chevin's desires were behind the cut footage

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RESTAssured · December 5, 2025

One of the best episodes

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Sean · December 5, 2025

This is a "Hash Out Or Crash Out" for the ages

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Devan · December 5, 2025

crazy good ragebait, bro gottem

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Gingerthoughtzz · December 5, 2025

Music apps counting as screen time is an absurd take.

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Calvin Fullerton · December 5, 2025

Music apps true but i think theres an argument for listening to podcasts/youtube with screen off having similar enough effects to screen time on the brain so i see where chevin was coming from from

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shortsapper · December 5, 2025

legendary premo

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Malakai DeMoines · December 5, 2025

glad the blonde one reminded me they are all rich and drop thousands on CS skins. i almost started to feel bad for the squirmy gay one

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tybahza · December 5, 2025

Hes only gay part time

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Austin Braswell · December 5, 2025

44:12 Slime’s kind of criss-cross applesauce… never seen that

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Draoilach · December 5, 2025

generational ep

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bee · December 5, 2025

this is an all time patreon ep imo

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leah · December 5, 2025

awesome sauce

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John Belcher · December 5, 2025

Aiden's jawline is actually insane

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caleb · December 5, 2025

literally begging nick to keep playing elden ring, the streams were so good

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bee · December 5, 2025

god i wish

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Anthony · December 5, 2025

Slime streaming Balatro when

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bigsleep · December 5, 2025

23:20 dude why is ludwig acting high out of his fucking mind this episode what is happening

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nell · December 5, 2025

dude that’s not ludwig that’s chevin

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foldesi elmo · December 5, 2025

what happened between the main and primo eps, it feels weird, am i schizo?

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Nik Elodeon · December 5, 2025

como que yerba mate es una marca que manera de robar de latinoamerica amigo

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Sunny D · December 4, 2025

The cop roleplay was an inspired bit

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Prixnce · December 5, 2025

“I nine year old kill myself” is one of the best lines ever said on this show

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Griff · December 4, 2025

As an accountant this episode was awesome

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Bbaaii · December 4, 2025

did they say who the guy they were talky about on the main was?

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Ben On-It · December 5, 2025

46 min in and I have not heard shit lol

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Cole · December 4, 2025

For Yerba Mate, if your trademark is too generic of a term, you can lose your protection. It’s called Genericide. Usually it happens when a brand name becomes synonymous with a good like “Kleenex” or “Escalator” but I think they just started with too generic of a name.

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Sunny D · December 4, 2025

Escalator is a brand, damn

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SulkingSookie · December 4, 2025

you clearly all wanna do the viagra episode. RELEASE THE PRINT!!!

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WawaWarrior · December 4, 2025

True

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Bludgeon · December 4, 2025

Slime in Master of Disguise but he still has to take a moment of silence in the turtle costume for 9/11

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Niko · December 4, 2025

got to the part about Ludwig's Hairdresser being a Masters Fizz player as im solo queueing a fizz game. Feeling #coincidental and also #attacked at the reaction there...

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shirley · December 4, 2025

damn i dont have a job and my screen time is around yalls. crazy.

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Brittany Coppin · December 4, 2025

Aiden in the stir ups was the first time I thought to myself “wow…. It really IS hard to believe this is the same guy on Lemonade Stand…”

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BULLVENOM3420 · December 4, 2025

Why does the Patreon come out before the regular episode recently

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Cameron · December 4, 2025

Our yummy dessert before the slop

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Angel Bunb · December 4, 2025

I listened to the audio and they kept bringing up the fact that slime was a turtle, and... idk what I was expecting I was just...he is a turtle and that's pretty cool

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T W · December 4, 2025

He kinda looks like a mushroom

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Rachel · December 4, 2025

omg all 4 on the premo is it christmas already

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Thomas Perkins · December 4, 2025

Second time now that I’ve thought “ooo a yard episode comes out today” and then immediately gotten the notification from patreon

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PaleWaffle · December 5, 2025

pavlov'd

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Faye852 · December 4, 2025

wahoo!