Ep. 226 Premium - The Four Poses [VIDEO]

me and my girls are gunna be squnting left and right from now on

The ending to this isn’t aging well…

the supertf thing is a gen z meme parodying gay porn and i'm not joking he's mimicking riding and saying "thank you thank you"

wipin my dick has gotten me laid

slime is such a guy who watched the sum of all fears and now understands nuclear warfare and IR solely through the lens of the sum of all fears

There was 2 Big Ben lyrics from Eminem, the first was: “I stuck my dick in this game like a r*pist, they call me Slim Roethlisberger” The second was: “bout to get rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall// like a leaf stuck in a vacuum y’all, ain’t nothin but a whole lotta suckin goin on in rap” Don’t ask why I had these committed to memory

Coney mentioned

Hello The Yard Podcast, Slime is like a flanderized caricature of himself at this point. Y'all need to intervene please. Dude's unemployed, refusing to use TP, and buying a towel a day. I'm going to be sick. Your fan, Matt

HAYLEY WELCH IS THE SAME AGE AS ME????????💀

expedition 33 marathon would be so fucking sick man

All lud had to say was that mlb contracts are fully guaranteed

Long Live K2

lol i was in that offset cod stream two months ago

Marshawn Kneeland the Cowboys player they were referencing has had a history of mental illness and the cops were chasing him because his family reported that he was going to kill himself, unfortunately media hasn’t done him justice and just reported that he died after a car chase

Slime is definitely spiritually closer to a hot white housewife who shops at target and erewhon than he is to the every man

Zombies can't swim because they wouldn't be able to hold air in their lungs, they would decay and sink when they try and swim.

horrible recounting of hana kimuras life

27:18 Is the most kirkified I've ever seen a non kirkified man look. Or maybe twitter has made me schizophrenic its really just a coin flip at this point

We need the OG peanut butter cut of the main ep on the patreon!

Used towels are definitely better. But Slime, you just need to save and donate all your 1-2 use towels & your karma will be back in balance.

59:54 I live in Sacramento so this one hit hard

slime throwing away towels like that is an irreversible ick

There's a term called the "Nuclear Sponge" where the State department has determined that some states have less people so they have a lot of military equipment that would be targeted in a first strike situation.

Them not knowing the thank you, thank you meme is hilarious to me

I'm dying pls give us back the other ep

I particularly enjoyed the baguette this episode. I think I will order one.

Talking about league? Gotta wait an hour. Talking about brother sister prom and dogs licking peanut butter off your nuts? Prime first 10 minute material.

Does Slime not know about fabric softener?

In case slime is wondering, Colorado has all those dots on it by design. There’s several military bases and America would much rather Colorado catch a stray so more dense locations can evacuate. It’s a sacrifice essentially

peanut butter cut?

The Japanese wrestler girl that Ludwig is talking about is Hana Kimura

When the poor person revolution finally happens I’m eating slime first cuz FUCK YOU MEAN YOU BUY A NEW TOWEL AFTER ONE USE

What's Nick's wiki feet score?

I'm in tears dude. 2 for 2 this week

Had her picked up like that scene in the Broly movie 😭

sacramento mentioned lets gooooo

I’ve never NOT pulled my balls out when I go pee I’ll be honest

Dude the buying a new towel for every use ruins Slime's street cred, no way that guy could live in a closet

The anime at the end is Barefoot Gen not Grave of the Fireflies btw

So we start with Ludwig saying he's off the Japan Hype train and then end the episode with that animation. It's come full circle.

How do they not know the thank you thank you meme ToT

"That's Nick in front of Kimquat" with that clip from Grave of the Fireflies killed me haha. I think you guys ruined that for me now, I will forever imagine Nick being evaporated

This whole towel thing just adds to the list of things against Slime that proves what everyone is saying about him. He's 100%...

they gotta do a second gentlemans episode to repent for this week

The girl's name was Hana Kimura. Great pro wrestler, very nice person. She competed primarily in Stardom, the biggest all women's promotion in Japan (pro wrestling is huge in Japan, the biggest company, New Japan Pro Wrestling, has a show with around 50K tickets sold coming up in January). She was targeted due to her mixed race heritage, and being on a massive reality show only caused that bullying to take a massive jump in volume, sadly leading to her taking her own life at 22.

someone go find the clip of slime saying he could live like a poor person again

It was marshawn kneeland that got in the car accident his gf called a wellness check and he fled from that got in a wreck and then shot himself afterwards

grave of the fireflies is a crazy way to end an episode lol

Boy Goku did not beam demon king piccolo, he did a Kamehameha behind him and punched through him.

The Dominican Republic baseball thing is referring to yasial Puig

The football thing was about Cowboys DE Marshawn Kneeland. He was driving and called his family saying goodbye and that he was going to end his life, so they called the police and by the time the police got there the car had crashed and he had died to a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the bead

Lol them saying Wyoming would be fine. There’s a minuteman silo there so I’m pretty sure it’s target number #2 in a scenario where Russia is involved

This episode is a fever dream all around.

we need some tiktok representation on the yard because why do u not know what the thank you dance is

I’ve been dabbing the tip of my peener with a single piece of tp for years and I don’t have pee in my underwear anymore

Sline at 19:30 me fr

14:30 bro this sounds like a slime story someone would make up

the supertf thank you thing is a tiktok bit where you bounce and repeat it lmao

Google AI trying to figure out what you want from "Pat Beverley brother sister prom"

Pat Bev also averaged 40 in high school so let’s take it a little easier on him

50:30 pattern recognition

Nick got the football story a little wrong…he told his family he was gonna off himself and so they called police and then he ran from them to do the act and did

22:05 Aiden goes ‘you want to quiet my penis?” and I lost it

Live 10 minutes from Baltimore and never had to grapple with my proximity to instant death and destruction. Would be in the second head territory fs. Pateon money well spent.

It’s actually so crazy slime throws away towels after one use, also towels are worse brand new because they always have little fuzzies that stick to you, actually crazy work

I always wipe my dick and pull all my balls out at the urinal. Didn't realize how weird I was

23:00 looks like hes copying stableronados reaction to his streamer award nomination

RIP Hana Kimura

i love how piccolo is like the only guy with "beam" in his moves name

weird gripe i have with the yard is how they will reference something and put it on screen for all of 3 seconds before taking it off the screen but continuing to leave it up on the monitor theyre looking at. especially if im at work i hate having to search for the 3 seconds window where they actually show on screen the thing they are looking at/referencing. they didn't do that this episode but on the main they did

"Big population centers or NORAD" into "why is Colorado catching all this shit" is very funny

Sister brother prom sounds so amazing, wish I could’ve done that

Slime is like the racoon with the cotton candy when he gets a new towel and washed it and needs a towel again.

wahoo!

This is a real quote from slime Anthony "i dont have a sister or brother growing up so I had no one to fuck" This is insane episode already

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