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October 1, 2025

Distress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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monkey · March 7, 2026

First!

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Courtney J · January 6, 2026

The Monty Python pirate crew has got me dyingggg🤣

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Igloo · November 20, 2025

YardDnD is genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever watched

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Creaming John Malkovich · October 14, 2025

The pirate bit was deadass like rosencrantz and guildenstern

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Tyson Groh · October 10, 2025

the pirate crew has been my favorite part of this series

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sandeevalley · October 9, 2025

'i'll follow u anywhere' "ok follow me up then" MY DUDEEE

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Tomas Caruso · October 9, 2025

The pirate bit was so funny literally like Monty Python and the holy Grail 😭

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Bailey · October 8, 2025

i appreciate the nonbinary representation here :)

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Tom Clancy · October 8, 2025

Holy fuck the pirate segment sent me, 10/10

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steezfm · October 8, 2025

after show was a really great addition would love if they were like 5 mins longer maybe im being an asshole i just love this show

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Zettha · October 7, 2025

THE PIRATE BIT I DIED, AIDEN'S BRITISH IS SO FUCKIN CLEAN

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Studio 62 · October 7, 2025

the pirates show up at 1:20:34

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Neven Blanchard · January 6, 2026

🫡

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James · October 7, 2025

This episode had me laughing nonstop especially with the 9/11 and 2nd cannon bit lmao. Also wanted to add that I’m just as curious/clueless about the story as the yard boys, since Nick was worried people might think it’s obvious. I’m just enjoying the journey man.

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Cm0n · October 7, 2025

Damn, 9/11 and Hiroshima in one episode is historic

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Jbuck · October 7, 2025

ep so good it got me hitting the like button on Patreon

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Jon · October 6, 2025

The pirate crew had me rolling

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Asa Fix · October 6, 2025

🤣

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Mel · October 5, 2025

I love that everyone here is such a good storyteller. This one had everything!

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Landon Boyd · October 5, 2025

Does anyone know what app they are using on the iPads?

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Ryan · October 5, 2025

Crossy Road

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Brody · October 3, 2025

Whatever happened to thimble

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Ryan · October 5, 2025

They had a real ugly divorce

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Emi · October 3, 2025

this might be the best episode of the show so far

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helpless bromantic · October 3, 2025

The after show is really insightful - i can relate to Nick and Slimes uncertainty of what is a puzzle to solve and what is just info gathering as one would in the real world. They're picking it up though and the after show discussions will help going forward. I will say Ludwig is a true gamer, he gets it

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Bake Mo · October 5, 2025

Ludwig saying ‘yes but you hit the crab’ was a pro gamer moment lol the summoned beast w a million hp is not the target lol

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WawaWarrior · October 3, 2025

Nahhhh we got a leviathan from warhammer in this? Hell yeah Dave

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jonah emswiler · October 3, 2025

i cackled when ludwig got into the cannon. generational shit from ludwig, he plays stonebeard so fucking well lmaooooooo

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Benjamin G · October 3, 2025

The pirate crew is straight out of Monty python lmao

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Cruncher · October 3, 2025

I need the yard DnD in my life so bad... Like bro, the world may be on fire but I can watch the yard dnd once a week 🔥😎🔥

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FlamingOranges · October 3, 2025

jesus christ the rolls were ass this whole episode what the hell is going on

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Kritur · October 3, 2025

Nick not getting Catagot was a miss. Both shapeshifters together while Gjorg gets the crazy pirates? Perfection.

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Kritur · October 3, 2025

I take it all back. I loved the way things worked out.

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Timiette · October 2, 2025

nick and slime were wearing black shirts and aiden and ludwig were wearing white shirts when they did their first round of rolls on the ship. really makes you think

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Sean · October 2, 2025

That pirate banter was genuinely fucking hilarious, felt like a monty python sketch

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Angel Demon7645 · October 2, 2025

I can't tell if Aiden is trying to move away from the romance subplot, or if he's just fumbling hard ToT

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OrphanCrippler · October 2, 2025

I get what Nick is going through, but I think he just needs be more open to that D&D is more about storytelling than it is about "winning the game". While there is an idea of how the story will progress, good DM's like B. Dave will adapt to player decisions and help "steer" them if they start going in the "wrong" direction (Even though there isn't really a wrong direction). Some of the best games/stories I've watched and played came from having to improvise based on an unexpected decision. I notice it tends to happen a lot with anyone who plays video games regularly since you are trying to solve puzzles and beat bosses to progress the story. However, with D&D the story will progress regardless whether that be a good or bad thing.

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DangerDogg · October 2, 2025

All I could think after stonebeard got shot out a canon and blown up was zoro on thriller bark taking everyone’s pain

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Emi · October 3, 2025

his “nothing happened” moment is just him saying “The War” as he gets 3rd degree burns

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GhostGar · October 2, 2025

animated shorts of these battles and banter would go so hard. the visual components are all laid out so neatly to where you can pretty much imagine exactly the scenes, but damn it would be so funny to see Stonebeard flying past the 4 in the sky and just a slowmo smirk flipoff by him and then just explodes into a trebuchet

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mkdepng · October 2, 2025

pirate crew was peak comedy

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Bryan Cortez · October 2, 2025

OI BRUV WHICH LEGS

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Raymond Torres · October 2, 2025

Are claws legs?

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Jake Stalvey · October 2, 2025

Crying laughing from the counting legs bit

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Sara · October 2, 2025

D&D 9/11 and then the heartfelt moment with Selenia and Leonas and Georg and Stonebeard pretending to fuck 😭 I haven't laughed that hard in a minute

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Elijah R · October 2, 2025

the which legs bit killed me

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Mikie Creedon · October 2, 2025

Monty python ahh bit

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William Rhoades · October 2, 2025

w archie

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Matthew · October 1, 2025

my headcanon is that paloma doesn’t wear armor because they don’t make a big enough breastplate

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Porridge · October 2, 2025

She needs a breastplate stretcher for sure

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Bichael · October 1, 2025

Paloma would play medic in bf6. She'd do that for us. O7

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Spencer - · October 1, 2025

The pirate banter might be the hardest i’ve laughed in this series so far

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Niko · October 1, 2025

what if the site of the bomb that went off and ended the war was not only the place where the demons were coming from but also sort of their home? and then Lyco as a place was founded to cover up the portal and that heinous act which is why the apothecary is now poisoning the nation with the plague because the construction of the country displaced all of the demons who lived through the end of the war. would play into the crossroads and the demons not actually being as evil as we thought as well🤔(nerd emoji)

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Porridge · October 2, 2025

Damn, we got dnd 9/11 in the same episode as dnd Hiroshima

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Dilliam Pickle · October 1, 2025

Shout out Ludwig with the inconceivable Wisconsin representation

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Pepper · October 1, 2025

Can't believe it's almost over already

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Ben Zed · October 2, 2025

What info are you basing this off of?

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Cole S · October 1, 2025

the stone beard adventures today are cracking me up

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Austin Hathaway · October 1, 2025

The portal caused the whirlpool, right? idk if I was the only one who thought that

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OrphanCrippler · October 2, 2025

As in it opened and then closed? Maybe. Could also be how so much water was moved as well. Only reason I'm not sure is because they mentioned that it was buried and they would have to dig to get to it

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wendal · October 1, 2025

boutta start commenting weekly that the title card is so fucking fire!!! make a movie!!!

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Will · October 1, 2025

Every episode I watch makes me want an animated version. Like the British bit was just playing in my mind but an animation

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Jake Stalvey · October 2, 2025

Or I’d love some well made art of Stonebeard whizzing from the cannon by flipping them all off

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Bludgeon · October 1, 2025

I was ready for some fearsome badass pirates and we got the Boston Tea Party led by Bulge Beard

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Mel Jacobson · October 1, 2025

Letssss gooooo

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Max Powers · October 1, 2025

Im so invested in the story that I am genuinely mad about the cliffhanger. Id sub to a higher tier of the patreon just to be 2 episodes ahead. Thanks for putting out a great show.

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BigAIDS99 · October 1, 2025

Let’s goooooo

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McCMayo · October 1, 2025

I love how Stonebeard becomes Sylvester Stallone in rage

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Aidon · October 1, 2025

Colour grading on this one might be a tad dark! But banger content as always

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Blake NIx. · October 1, 2025

Not gonna listen to this till I work in 11 hours but thank you Archie!

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DiabeticDan · October 1, 2025

I'M LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT THE PIRATE TALK FROM THE BOYS 😂😂😂😂😂

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Katarzyna Radziejewska · October 1, 2025

Quality of the episode is worth the wait for sure. now 6 more days till the next one.

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David Harper · October 1, 2025

God perfect timing, I just started lunch

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hoppop · October 1, 2025

Almost cried laughing when Stonebeard climbed in to the cannon a second time.

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Donovan S. · October 1, 2025

Let’s go

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Kdn · October 1, 2025

The pirate British bit IS GOLD

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Cyno73 · October 1, 2025

I had to get up from my desk and go do a couple laps in the parking lot to not just bust out laughing in the office at that part. It was so out of left field but worked so well

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ZoroGotLost · October 1, 2025

What do we have to do to get the whole dnd series animated like some vox machina thing with all them voicing there characters would go so hard

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ayya buub · October 1, 2025

stone bread is on some fucking anime shit just tanking explosions

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Tino57 · October 1, 2025

Wait a second now that the episode is out I realize the lateness does not matter given the same experience is but slightly delayed. Are expectations bad and our perspective in response to the external what truly matters 🤔 Hmm… actually nevermind tummy hurts me mad late boy

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Malakai DeMoines · October 1, 2025

what does this mean Tino

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Harrinator · October 1, 2025

Dave is so goated. When are we getting dave on the main pod?

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Omiro · October 1, 2025

Couple of people asked as well! Seconded

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Gabe · October 1, 2025

"Once people start dying, I start disconnecting. No more emotional connection." That was so real, I had like a slow rolling laughing fit. Off to a great start already. Leonas my goat saving the day again. Holy shit the pirate bit, and the running it back with the cannon. Classic

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Chris Lind · October 1, 2025

i wasnt ready for the tubby persuasion bit holy shit i was laughing so much

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Harrinator · October 1, 2025

Im already 3 hours past when I gotta go to bed and I see the new DND dropped? I can have sleep for dinner tomorrow night intsead I guess

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Virginia Engroff · October 1, 2025

Ya'll slay.

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maggie · October 1, 2025

govt shut down so they could all tune in

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Thylipsi · October 1, 2025

Peak

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Will · October 1, 2025

Archie. I’ve called off the attack no need to worry

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Stoozy · October 1, 2025

Distress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Almost Early Access)

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2Bi2Bfly · October 1, 2025

Oh is this episode on their YouTube today as well?

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Raul · October 1, 2025

We are so back

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Slowepoke · October 1, 2025

and the goat does it again

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ayya buub · October 1, 2025

i hope every one that was complaining gets arthritis

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Dennis Sakharevych · October 1, 2025

Medium rare slop.

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Finneas harmsen · October 1, 2025

There it is, I can work now

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Faye852 · October 1, 2025

wahoo!

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Alejandro Gonzalez · October 1, 2025

Archie, I will no longer drive into the highway median since this was uploaded! Ty my man:^)

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the yard · October 1, 2025

i dont even edit these but youre welcome :')

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Andrew · October 1, 2025

we back

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Muzammil Naeem · October 1, 2025

We are so back

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Pearce Bland · October 1, 2025

I have enjoyed listening to these episodes so much. My work day on Tuesdays (and today I guess) is so enjoyable midday because of this. I’m not ready for the gaping hole the guys are going to leave me with when it’s over.

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Elijah R · October 1, 2025

I have a 6 hour drive home right now I feel so blessed

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Ben P · October 1, 2025

Edited all through the night to get us the episode ready for breakfast bless up

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Zane · October 1, 2025

Let’s freaking go

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Blaisen · October 1, 2025

We feast!

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Dylan Adkins · October 1, 2025

Time for an hour and a half of dopamine 🤗

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Chance N · October 1, 2025

fully expected to have to wait so much longer, lfg! Props for working so hard to get it out

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Amir · October 1, 2025

It hasnt even been a full day, Archie you da goat

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Milo Greenwood · October 1, 2025

ty for the meal archiebear

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hoppop · October 1, 2025

Woohoo!!

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joe · October 1, 2025

god bless archie and god bless scran

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Markkosu · October 1, 2025

🙏🏼

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Devan · October 1, 2025

OH WERE FUCKIN BACK BABY

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Pob · October 1, 2025

W KRINIIOS

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Jackson Vanderberg · October 1, 2025

LFG

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Kdn · October 1, 2025

LESGO

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BradDeA · October 1, 2025

LETSFUCKINGO Archie the GOAT

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Braden Kanupp · October 1, 2025

Hooray

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BULLVENOM3420 · October 1, 2025

Hey it wasn’t 2 days like they said, let’s gooo