Ep. 218 Premium - we are voicecels [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - ireland
00:01:32 - the funniest things we've done
00:02:45 - no stream ludwig is when hes his funniest
00:03:46 - nick releases the tylenol list
00:05:52 - the lemonade stand curse
00:07:46 - slime's atrioc impression
00:08:24 - poggers!
00:08:55 - race to gold: content vs goal
00:12:01 - ludwig is getting mad over race to gold
00:13:13 - slimes sprinterview video
00:18:15 - addictions
00:19:40 - how vampires suck blood
00:23:38 - tipping your invoices
00:24:32 - terrible coffee shop vibes
00:25:55 - coffee shop dramaaaaaa
00:28:15 - ludwig has been practicing chinese with people
00:30:07 - does michael reevees play video games?
00:30:48 - the boys are possessive of ludwig
00:32:50 - clark kent debate
00:43:42 - do we wants clark or superman?
00:46:55 - drunk ludwig clip
00:50:30 - voicecels
00:57:22 - slime has been listening to reggae
00:59:00 - the race to gold
01:02:05 - thanks for watching!
Comments (127)
Nicks “snakes have teeth?” question still haunts me to this day
bro clark kent and superman are equally alters to cal el. he can’t be wholly himself as either bc as clark he’s obviously hiding his alien heritage and abilities, but as superman he’s hiding Who He Is, his whole life, essentially, as a man who was raised as/amongst humans. to be a person on this planet is all he knows. but also u cant truly want clark without wanting superman and u cant want superman without wanting clark, bc superman exists Because of clark kent. to believe in humans and fight for them every day despite seeing their capacity for cruelty, bc you’ve experienced first hand the goodness and love of humans, because you ARE the product of that love, is a human conception. superman is a human concept built on the morals of man. without clark there is no superman.
to me it’s idealistic to say that clark can exist without superman bc it’s who he wants to be and chooses to be day by day, and that superman is just who the world needs, bc he can’t be clark without hiding his alien heritage. which, as much as he wants to just be clark, i don’t think u can like erase A) his literal physical dna and abilities that he has to constantly work to keep from people, and B) like his personal struggle with his alien identity, the yearning to learn about where he’s from and who his parents are. that part of him very much exists and is real. so IMO clark and superman are inextricably tied and both equally important aspects to cal el’s identity. well maybe like 60-40 to clark cuz i do think he like identifies with his clark side more.
corpse husband mentioned
Ludwig's deep voice take is genuinely the realest shit he's said on this pod
44:00
Ludwig's misunderstanding of Superman is probably equal to Quentin Tarantino.
Says no one wants Clark then admits his gf would want Clark lmao
There wouldn’t be a bruise after a vampire bite because they’ve literally just sucked all the blood out… Ludwig, seems to fundamentally misunderstand superman, as he does most things One day when the podcast ends, can we just get a full compilation of every censored moment, with the censorship removed and without any of the context of the episode it originally happened in?
"SNAKES HAVE TEETH?!" my king
“You have a chest hole and you’re fat” 😂
northern irish are the non independent ones. my potato heart just grew another spore...
idk how you escape being on the internet without having heard the "For Clark Kent, Superman is the alter; For Batman, Bruce Wayne is the alter," type ramblings of any superhero nerd with two shillings to rub together... I do know, it's because I love cartoons n shit, not everyone sees all that. still surprising, though. Ludwig don't get it
IDKY but I really really like Ben Shapiros voice. I find it to be really satisfying to listen to and imitate
20:18 did Nick just ask if snakes have teeth??? How does he think snake bites happen?? Like what😂😂
36:38 CRACK ROCK CRACK ROCK
i just straight up dissociate during league talk now
You know the boys make a lot of jokes about Lemonade Stand, but I think Slime and Nick could have very good Lemonade Stand episodes talking about the affects of AI and art
We want clark, clark is better than superman
Brooo “you have a chest hole 🕳️ and your fat” was a violation 😂😂 FUCK
Ludwig talking about superman might legit be the stupidest he has ever been. It's the first time he's been so dumb it made me mad
THAT was the first time? Not him saying Ohtani was more known than jack black?
I went to a smash tournament in Belfast and it was crazy how blatantly the taxi drivers called Northern Ireland terrorists
it's clark not close btw
Damned ludwig doesn't get Superman cuz he lives as iron man
33:45 “I pick Clarke”
IRELAND MENTIONED
woman here to give my 2 cents: CLARK!!!
The Superman VS Clark question for Ludwig is ended with a very simple question. When Clark is tossing around hay bales on the Kent farm, is he Clark or Superman? ITS CLARK! WE ALL WANT CLARK!
@14:08 Aiden. I know you're reading this... Thanks!
Is someone gonna replace adien when he moves
Wait until they find out superman and clark kent are the same guy
new fav premium ep
how do none of them understand HE IS SUPERMAN!!! clark is the FAKE GUY!!!! i don't even gaf about comics but it's pissing me off so bad that they think clark is the real him. he was born superman NOT CLARK!!!!
It's crazy how you're even more wrong than they were. Clark is him and his genuine self removed from his powers to an extent. He's not just a disguise or an act (at least in any good piece of Superman media)
Ludwig trying to convince them people want superman is giving jock being mad that girls like the nerdy boys
"it's like being 6 foot 8, that's too tall. yeah yeah yeah" ooof hit me right in the feels
im only friends with autists and gays so this show gives me perspective into Normal Land. and it's interesting to see how Autism Jokes (But Woke) have been sanctioned for the general public and now theyre thrilled they can call slime autistic and its like fine. feels like when straight people became aware of terms like "twink" and "fruity" and "butch lesbian" and now just say those things. personally its not that funny to me when they joke about stuff like that on the show, not because it's offensive, but because they're new to being allowed to make autism and gay jokes, so its like eh thats been done. like whatever bit about twinks you can think of, some drag queen said that in 2007
I hate that I kinda agreed with Lud here that the weakness is a performance as the character of “Clark”. The problem is that this Clark (the one that pretends to be weak and unimpressive) hasn’t really been present in most modern iterations. Cavill and Corenswet both portray Clark as nerdy (although Cavill can’t really act well), but still being physically imposing, since they’re farm boys. Smallville does the same. So modern interpretations of Clark are just nerdy buff guys, which, I mean yeah. Would.
transilvania is in romania( i live there)
beautiful weather this time of the year
If only there was a really obvious visual clue for if he’s Superman or Clark Kent. Something that’s right before our eyes and really in our face
lesbian here, can confirm that women want clark
Clark (specifically Corenswet version at least) is basically just a butch
“snakes have teeth?” -nick ahgren
i never check the comments, but had to to make sure i wasnt the only one who heard that
“Women would want Superman over Clark Kent, now watch this clip where he bags Lois Lane as Clark Kent by pretending to be weak”
My autism and hyper obsession with DC is making me freak the fuck out. Ludwig fundamentaly doesn't understand superman.
its really giving that one kill bill scene
Id prefer Clark Kent but I'll take David Corenswet anyway I can.
“cool preciate yall”
36:55 top 5 moments from the yard
My tylenol addiction showed during the superman argument
Certified chad 89 hz
I’ve learned that it’s not even worth correcting anything on this show because no one looks at the comments and learns anything so what’s the point man
Every time my gf overhears me listening to the yard or a slime clip, she says "is that big Ed?" At this point she knows it isn't but she did genuinely think that at one point.
Me, an intellectual, knowing that the vampire discussion was a big waste of time because canonically Dracula scrape and lick
Also they mentioned bruises but there wouldn’t be one because the body has just been drained of blood
thank you Aiden for knowing where kneecap are from
i hope that slime gets radicalized into a dr umar black israelite type. i think that would be fun.
if slime was black bro goes down the hotep route 100%
Slime had the Genesis Valentine conundrum
post writing TL:DR I'm a bi dude and I'd take it on livestream, legs in the air, or candlelit in a cabin spooning backshots by Clark, and I'm highfiving Superman and saying thanks if I see him, flaccid as a flag. Lud with that argument just is proverbially dapping up the dudes on reddit that comment "women only want 6'5 chuds who go to the gym skreee" while any women or gay dude looking at that goes "what the fuck no, we just want someone genuine and interesting", while they continue to be single pretending they have to be a weird image. But I mean yeah every other movie she is obsessed with Clark and appreciates Superman BECAUSE he is just Clark, using the powers he has to help people. Superman isn't inherently a different person in her attraction, she just sees the extension of HIM that is his public persona. Even in that one iirc she is just trying to prove that he IS superman, not that she necessarily hates Clark, just that she doesn't see the full picture of what he is, because clark has to be the polar opposite of Superman, to further help hide his identity. Whole argument of "yeah theY look kinda similar but that wimpy ass Clark could never be Superman HAH".
+2
I see my brother becoming the guy in slimes vid and idk how to help him :(
what's crazy is lud is the closest to being right about that clip they showed because it's from Superman IV, a movie where lois doesn't fw clark and even goes as far as to warn lacy warfield (the woman at the gym with him) that he's boring and unattractive after seeing lacy flirt with him. in that movie lois only quivers for superman and lacy is actually the one that wants backshots from the clarkster
:( I’m the 6’8 guy
Clark Kent is the whole guy, he is that strong. Superman is Clark Kent's customer service voice, this is talked about in a LOT of comics. Clark Kent has to WORK to pretend to be weak so he can have Lois Lane bounce on while pinching his nipples
this was like watching an episode of the big bang theory
Luds just so wrong on the superman argument
in this fucked up false dichotomy its clark kent the whole way but realheads know you want kal-el 10/10 times
Clark Kent 100%
I wish one of them had seen True Blood because the way it explained vampires to me was different
lesbian here to cast my vote for clark kent
Lud dumb as bricks I love it
A vampire’s bite is hickey-less because there’s no longer enough blood to form the hickey
as a Romanian the vampire bit sucked my lifeforce more then a vampire ever could
belly aiden convinced me to go here
Loved the superman segment
The bench press almost took my life when slime did the atrioc impression
fontaines dc mention at the very beginning was crazy
As someone who’s read a decent amount of superman, Ludwig is without a doubt, 110%, unequivocally wrong. Clark is strong enough to not need to ‘be superman’ in his personal life, he doesn’t have that ego. In fact I’d say Ludwig could never be Clark, because he always wants to be Ludwig from video games, and never Ludwig from humanity. Clark is 100% the better choice, if Clark wasn’t who he is, Superman wouldn’t exist. It’s Clark Kent’s humanity that makes Superman the hero he is.
Clark Kent is hitting it missionary, she takes his glasses off, he start hitting it on the ceiling and shit.
dropped by kryptonite when slime said that funny hurtful thing...... lol
weighing in to say i want clark
we the best
16:30 Ludwig is staring into the shadow dimension 😂😭😂
Slime cooked Lud burga style no lettuce
what episode are they talking about with the ludwig drunk clip
Literally looking for this. Lmk if you find it
Respectfully, Lud. You would not have the same career success you have today if you have a voice like Kelby's (sorry man, they put you as the example lol). You lose viewers when you go bald, what makes you think you could pull viewers with the Kelby voice without grifting lol
I want to give a genuine thank you to you guys for being able to raise my spirits with this episode. I’m watching from my hospital bed after getting a leg amputated in a motorcycle accident last weekend, laughing my ass off while tripping on painkillers, you guys are great at what you do
Clark Kent eats it nasty. Superman lays there and makes you do it all yourself
lud does not understand superman and also superman has a "deeper" voice than Clark Kent yet he says more women would want superman despite him liking lighter voices. Someone psychoanalyze this.
not even lois btw
nick has that shit on holy
holy shit ludwig doesn’t get superman 😭
36:55 nah nick is going crazy here
Wow ludwig doesnt understand superman or how to back up a point. 1. By pulling up a clip where Clark Kent is attracting lois hes immediately proven wrong in the initial argument. 2. Clark Kent is not a persona superman puts on. Clark Kent is who he is. A foundational part of his character is that despite his powers and kryptonian heritage, he is a midwestern farm boy who wants to do good. Mild mannered Clark Kent is who he wants to be, Superman is who the world needs. Theres people out there who can explain this so much better than me
I think you explained it pretty good. Someone show lud that clip of Clark Kent interviewing lex luthor while he's working out and lex luthor has ludwigs exact argument that Clark Kent is worthless in a world where Superman exists (and he's clearly wrong).
“Gas leak I got the ounce on me” should not have gone that unnoticed
I also thought vampires drink through their teeth and I have no idea why
Some snakes have channels in their fangs (like just grooves not a full hollow middle) so it could be like that
“You have a chest hole and you’re fat” slime is phenomenal 💀😭
did Nick get lip filler? no hate, he just looks the tiniest bit different and i can’t figure out why
Ludwig fundamentally not understanding Superman is not surprising in the slightest
aimen was fire this week on both main and patreon, love to see him being a little antagonistic to the others or making fun of them for playing league hehe
Ludwig was NOT touching that Israel bit he was locked in 😭
the boys get so crass this episode 😭😭😭
when they tell archie to sensor something and then laugh for ten minutes after is that what it feels like to get cucked
The "He's not going"-scene in Superman & Lois is one of his most badass scenes.
The Superman argument is what happens when you choose to watch Jurassic World instead of Superman
Why does Slime hate ATRIOC? 🤣🤣🤣
I dont play league at all but have been loving the race to gold hopefully the boys stick it out a little longer
I liked the part when Slime shot Ludwig in the head right in the middle of the pod
On the Superman argument; Superman's Secret Identity isn't Clark Kent, Clark Kent's Secret Identity is Superman. In most of the comics he is always the Soft, goofy, loveable, kind Farmboy who sees the good in everyone and doesn't think twice about saving people so he MADE the Superman Persona to protect the people he loved and allow himself to Show Humanity that they can be better, not through superpowers but by The will to Keep saving people and inspiring them to live their lives as the Heroes that everyday people are. Clark Values ALL Life because he was raised as an ordinary innocent Farmboy that, most of the time, didn't know he was an alien until his Teens. Superman Is the persona that he puts on to Embody his own value of "Hope" so that he can inspire the same people who inspire him everyday. Batman is the opposite (not that anyone asked) as The night that Bruce Wayne's Parents were killed was the night "Batman" was born. It's been developed over the comics and reiterated several times that During the events of Crime Alley, the trauma Caused Batman to be born, an internal metamorphosis that cracked Bruce's psyche until it finalized into The Batman. You can consider Batman as sort of a second personality but is also Fused with Bruce Wayne's personality like conjoined twins or something (weird analogy but it helps me picture it). Batman is the Dominant Side that is in control 90% of the time, Bruce Wayne is the Personality that Saves Children and shows them kindness while he Haunts the dreams of the Terrified Criminals of Gotham, The 'playboy persona' is more of an act that Batman does that's 'Called' Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is the kindness And warmth that Batman shows, and Batman is the Dark Knight that Seeks to protect Gotham and help it to save itself
But superman is hotter?
Ludwig telling them they don't want Clark is kinda heartbreaking
It's kinda poetic. Ludwig wants to give them the great big persona that we all see, but the boys just want the friend they knew before he got big.
Ludwig flawless 1v3
Lud made the better arguments which is crazy because hes wrong and doesnt understand that Clark Kent is the real person and Superman is an act he puts on to be larger than life because he wants to inspire others to strive to be greater. Lois wants to know hes Superman because she wants him to be truthful so that they can form a relationship based on mutual trust.
“You’re not superman you have a chest hole and you’re fat” with a disgust face is the funniest diss iv ever heard from Slime.
Man these episodes have been so boring recently, wish they would talk about lights or some cool shit.
I was wondering what the censor imagery would be, great ep
wahoo!
ID on the shoes nick’s wearing? 👀
look like 933 new balance reynolds