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September 23, 2025

Yard D&D Episode 9 Update

Hey guys! Todays D&D episode will be out today, however there is a slight delay! Apologies and thank you for your patience! ^_^ -archie

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Benjamin G · September 30, 2025

I have ptsd from this week now

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Peej Peej · September 24, 2025

ARCHIEEEEE WE LOVE YOUUUU

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[OMEN] · September 24, 2025

We editing the 6 month old episodes like I write my school papers? For real though great content as always

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McZarya · September 24, 2025

How will this affect the migratory fish behaviour?

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Yifan Yang · September 23, 2025

bless the gods it's out

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Mental · September 23, 2025

MewSpin

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Jorge M · September 23, 2025

what if i killed myself archie

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Ben P · September 23, 2025

Back deep in the mud with this one

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glasshouses · September 23, 2025

LET ME INNNNNNNNNN

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Caden R · September 23, 2025

I imagine this is what offline chat is like?

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Fhots · September 23, 2025

Dumbasses in the comments, I VPN'd to Japan and watched the episode already. Ya'll gonna freak out when Georg takes his flappy turtle dick out to swim and uses it like a boat rudder

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Benjamin G · September 23, 2025

Guys be nice, but also yeah I’m gonna kms I’m at work this is THE content event for Tuesdays it’s really fucking up my shit I’m tweaking fr

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Matt Brown · September 23, 2025

that sucks for you ben

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Applepierre · September 23, 2025

Shit happens. Very excited for the episode, and thanks for all your hard work

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AjHoldXBL · September 23, 2025

that highway median is looking very nice might flip my car over it full speed and count the flips as i wait

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Collette · September 23, 2025

may have gotten jumanji’d into the game

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Domenik Schramm · September 23, 2025

More like do not disturb the editor.

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

he shouldnt be reading chat... jk jk

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C · September 23, 2025

1 minute left of Tuesday in the UK

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Emmett Ketler · September 23, 2025

So we don’t care about the fans no more huh?

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Raul · September 23, 2025

🧑‍🦯‍➡️

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Viktor · September 23, 2025

😊

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BigAIDS99 · September 23, 2025

I got 2 more hours of work you still have time Archie my goat

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

gotta be in bed in 2 hours archie you can do this!!! i believe

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Zach Schmidt · September 23, 2025

Who else at work

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Jacob Morris · September 23, 2025

countin the minutes brother

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S0up · September 23, 2025

RELEASE THE LIST

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

we still luv you archie! You can do this!

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raasu · September 23, 2025

is it because of the rapture

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Adrian Dupre · September 23, 2025

y'all make 2 mil a year you can get this out on time for sure

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Bake Mo · September 23, 2025

Nah bro trust there’s a reason this half a year old pre recorded ep can’t make it 🙂‍↕️😂

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Mike · September 23, 2025

Chop chop

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ayya buub · September 23, 2025

this comment section needs nuked

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Elijah R · September 23, 2025

I’m gonna kms if it isn’t out in 20

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

yard su1c1d3 pact anyone??

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BigAIDS99 · September 23, 2025

Someone start making the Archie Suddam Hussein edits

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Cole Browne · September 23, 2025

Worst Tuesday at work in a bit…

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blake · September 23, 2025

smoking on yarddnd pack tn

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

ive been depressingly pressing refresh every couple a minutes for a couple hours now should i just go to bed chat> i have work at 4 am est tmr

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LegitXile · September 23, 2025

erm yeah…. can i speak with whoever is in charge?

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anythingflying · September 23, 2025

what did aiden do this time?

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Mental · September 23, 2025

This is why we dumped your tea in the ocean Archie

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Creaming John Malkovich · September 23, 2025

all i know is this is bidens fault somehow

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Liam Clirehugh · September 23, 2025

Anytime now ya little scran

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lorenzo · September 23, 2025

its ok archie we love you all the same :(

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Tyler Loera · September 23, 2025

Its true

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CapybaraCrusader01 · September 23, 2025

I'm gonna blame Aiden. Not sure why, but I'm sure it's somehow his fault.

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

say it to us straight doc (archie) is we gonna get an epiosde today? *I say cluching my rolled up baseball cap, tears welling up in my eyes*

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Will Atkinson · September 23, 2025

In the uk rn, bout to go to bed without a dnd episode 🥲 not blaming anyone of cause, apart from woke 😂

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littlebleed · September 23, 2025

eta i wanted it for work but im almost off now

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Tyler Loera · September 23, 2025

Ok Archie, times up

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BradDeA · September 23, 2025

Tough day for the east coast people

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helpless bromantic · September 23, 2025

Today in the UK or US...?

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

Okay Archie stop reading the comments and finish the damn ep it’s been 4 hours damn near

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Koffee · September 23, 2025

Dang, I guess the rapture got DnD

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Krownowz · September 23, 2025

Just say it. Georg got raptured.

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Miguel Mendoza · September 23, 2025

To much league on the workplace huh Archie

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menthol cousin · September 23, 2025

Yard D&D isn't real anyway

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gassymittenz · September 23, 2025

Wtf does that mean

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Matthew Llewellin · September 23, 2025

Archie I need my fix man I’ll do anything…

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Joshua Barnett · September 23, 2025

I need my dnd fix man smh

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John Ott · September 23, 2025

Horrendous day and this was my salvation. Why have you forsaken me. Horizon must you give your strongest soldiers the hardest battles?

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Pepper · September 23, 2025

Today's the rapture. Maybe we'll never see the episode...

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Brandon · September 23, 2025

Aight fellas put the dnd in the bag

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Nick Pettit · September 23, 2025

thanks archie

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Manmet Bajwa · September 23, 2025

It’s 10pm I need my slop pleeeaaassseeee

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AJ · September 23, 2025

Rip guess im waiting till tomorrow to watch while I work.

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mr · September 23, 2025

Could you let us know what the issue is? I just want to adjust my expectations for EP 10. EP 8 was a little late too.

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LegitXile · September 23, 2025

im crashing out

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Aaron Kuenz · September 23, 2025

Archie rolled a 1 for Upload dang it

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Jelle Schraven · September 23, 2025

release the files

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Wade Lorcan · September 23, 2025

Archie

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sirsalad · September 23, 2025

im going to drive into the median of a highway with out yard dnd

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jess_tickle · September 23, 2025

what if i said please uwu

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CookieCrumbler · September 23, 2025

at work here scanning dental patient documents endlessly. How am I supposed to dissociate huh

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Snorre Magnus · September 23, 2025

Hell naw i gotta roll up again so i can smoke when my ep comes on

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Billy Graham · September 23, 2025

REAL

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Shizz · September 23, 2025

This is like when my wok dealer said no wok 2 weeks in a row… I died from withdrawals… this is what you’re doing to my sweet tender body archington

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Noah · September 23, 2025

Archie this is fucked up bro I'm feinin rn

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Mettle Dawn · September 23, 2025

why i outta

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ZoroGotLost · September 23, 2025

AGAIN!!!! Grrrrrr

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Bees everywhere · September 23, 2025

crashing out in my car rn

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Dennis Sakharevych · September 23, 2025

Crying and throwing up

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papa_snek · September 23, 2025

Johnathan Pork will hear about this

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Pearce Bland · September 23, 2025

Archieeeeee, we finished last weeks 👀 where we at

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mycho · September 23, 2025

archiemen

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DeathPanda1024{SKB} · September 23, 2025

I'm telling my mom on you

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Salmon · September 23, 2025

This does give me time to relisten to last week's episode I guess...

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Ian DeVotie · September 23, 2025

We love you Archie!

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WawaWarrior · September 23, 2025

Do not let this happen again. It’s okay for now.

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Bake Mo · September 23, 2025

I feel like it’s strategic so people watch the YT release while waiting hmm

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Milo Greenwood · September 23, 2025

worked on my dumb ass

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Jelle Schraven · September 23, 2025

Editing put a death

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AidanMark8 · September 23, 2025

Archie it’s alright but you can never eat bangers and mash again

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Nate · September 23, 2025

Overthrow archie

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Éloïse Zappala · September 23, 2025

Alright folks, get the pitchforks

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Kyle Valley · September 23, 2025

Riot

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David Harper · September 23, 2025

One time and I let it slide, two times and now I’m a bit upset, if this happens a third time you guys won’t like what happens >:(

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Peytwenty · September 23, 2025

Archie roll a d8 for the chance to blame it on Aiden.

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REAPERKING · September 23, 2025

*Inconsolable sobbing*

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Natalie Clark · September 23, 2025

bro come on i was hoping to watch it before the rapture

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smoakie · September 23, 2025

Archieman!

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Monsieur Bacteria · September 23, 2025

At least Archie didnt get raptured

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Hunter Shumaker · September 23, 2025

Damn was hoping to watch during this shift, all good tho

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Tylah Hexen · September 23, 2025

The yard DND? Delayed?!? :O

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Prankster Pranton · September 23, 2025

*augh* *vine boom* *vine boom* *big fart* no problem

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Tattered & Disenfranchised · September 23, 2025

There goes my reason to see tomorrow

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Sven Stucki · September 23, 2025

Don't worry tomorrows the rapture anyways

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Steve Slatky · September 23, 2025

I've heard this one before.... The episodes just going to get some milk and cigs right?

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Mike · September 23, 2025

No worries, Archie my GOAT

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smulangel · September 23, 2025

Archiebears is forgiven for he cannot commit sin

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Harrinator · September 23, 2025

I would fight in a holy war for our lord and savior archie

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Daisie Hollywood · September 23, 2025

Take your time Archie

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Bake Mo · September 23, 2025

What does this mean for time

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Broken Lyric · September 23, 2025

Preciate the update 😁

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Leo · September 23, 2025

Ty

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The Shed · September 23, 2025

We forgive you Archibald

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Killian Miles · September 23, 2025

That’s ok pookie

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Axel Bryngelson · September 23, 2025

Someone's gonna fucking pay.

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topher · September 23, 2025

Archie bears take your time man

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Dylan Bainbridge · September 23, 2025

I drove my kids to school today, with my son asking “where’s the Tuesday DnD dad?” I turned to him, driving 104 mph on the freeway dodging between cars and said “sorry hun, there’s no turtle man today”. He said “that’s alright” and stared with his sorrowed gentle eyes out the window. His devastation clouded by a blank stare. His name? Aiden Calvin

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AJ Lange · September 23, 2025

😭😭😭😭😭

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Lard J · September 23, 2025

I shall eat lunch in sadness now

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[BRYAN] · September 23, 2025

Thank u Archieman take ur time og

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Virgone · September 23, 2025

It’s cool, how good is that arch archie?

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Otter · September 23, 2025

Snacks would be nice

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Christopher Oum · September 23, 2025

W Archie

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Hash · September 23, 2025

bros the goat fr

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Dalton Carrick · September 23, 2025

I’m starting to think “the yard dnd” is just a bit and it’s not real

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Norovar · September 23, 2025

Maybe the real bit we're the friends we made along the way

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Bichael · September 23, 2025

Archie I'm going to have a generational crash out if I don't get my dopamine fix of a turtle harassing his twink elf friend, please hurry

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Gulvatron · September 23, 2025

Back to coal mine british child

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archiemcw · September 23, 2025

cant. maggie shut it down

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so lie · September 23, 2025

it’s okay archie ur working so hard goat

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niceguynickels · September 23, 2025

make that OT archie mane

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ShinyP · September 23, 2025

Thank u Archie its all love brotha ❤️

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Jamesearlj · September 23, 2025

^_^ thank you archie

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Zane · September 23, 2025

I’ll watch it when it comes out I guess🤷‍♂️

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Christian Vasquez · September 23, 2025

You good fam, jerk your shit

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an appropriate account name · September 23, 2025

As long as I know that our best and brightest are on the case then I can rest easy

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Parker · September 23, 2025

if you turn the 9 upside down you get… 6 almost like… 6… 7

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Tyler Loera · September 23, 2025

Grow up

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Han · September 23, 2025

archie you are beautiful, take your time<3

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Aurum · September 23, 2025

archie i do not forgive you

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niceguynickels · September 23, 2025

archie bear

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Aiden Taggart · September 23, 2025

No worries gamer

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Brodiemanz · September 23, 2025

Your good, thanks for letting us all know, we really appreciate it

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Jim · September 23, 2025

no problem

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loganthecringebrunson · September 23, 2025

no pressure king take yo time :)

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Faye852 · September 23, 2025

wahoo!

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cackle · September 23, 2025

archie man

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Tyler Loera · September 23, 2025

Ive been waiting here for the new episode. Now I have to wait longer??? No matter im patient :)

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stel · September 23, 2025

we’re no longer in the backlog lfg

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Tyler Nutsathitya · September 23, 2025

🫡🫡🫡

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Austin Spurrill · September 23, 2025

Thank you, Archie!

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loafychaos · September 23, 2025

its okay goat YAAAAY DND TODAY

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Joe Ramage · September 23, 2025

All good! thank you for the update!

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Geoff Omans · September 23, 2025

We wait patiently

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rich bich · September 23, 2025

archie bears

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The147th · September 23, 2025

argie

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Mona · September 23, 2025

thank u goats

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Yatos · September 23, 2025

thank you archie we love you

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Pearce Bland · September 23, 2025

THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ARCHIE

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Marcus Santos · September 23, 2025

ITS OKAY