Ep. 216 Premium - get ready to learn chinese, buddy [AUDIO]

Nick is wrong about Eminem bro. That man is in fortnite

Absolutely comical to listen to Ludwig lecture Slime about the amish while Slime is 100% right about them.

oh god Uzbekistan mentioned. Assalamu aleykum Hovli podkasti

Aidens Ludites joke was fire and no one noticed it

I live in PA, and a great fishing spot we go to is in a large amish area. They are pretty quiet and to themselves. However my friend came twice and both times they'd kinda stop and stare at him for an uncomfortable amount of time then walk off.

In Canada we have groups of Amish like people called the Hutterites who are exactly like the Amish except the fw super high tech farming equipment. So theyre just sitting in tiny houses all day with no phones and no flaming hot cheetos but they do have super expensive John Deere tractors and AI controlled sprayer drones. Its wild.

I grew up in Pennsylvania and have a few ex Amish friends, the Amish are an evil and esoteric people. They have rampant animal abuse, rape, and still practice witchcraft instead of going to doctors. They’re largely left alone, but they are most definitely racist and don’t like anyone that isn’t Amish, let alone black people that aren’t Amish

Going xie for xie

You would be surprised with he amount of English on Chinese road signs. Most of the highway roads have English signs.

Coke Zero lowkey not bad for you

23:00 I hate this whole section

If they were saying "nezha" like that, they need to be dragged into the streets and publicly drowned

Amish ball like crazy. They will try and clothesline your head off if you're going in for a layup. At least in the specific part of southern indiana that I am from.

Shout out brazil Indiana and Santa Claus Indiana

Orville Redenbacher was absolutely a real person. Source:me, a person from the town where he started his popcorn business, that has a statue of him in the town center and holds an annual popcorn festival

A bunch of amish people got caught with iphones when apple sent out that emergency alert a while back and I’m pretty sure they got kicked out

By the way, just in case you guys were curious: the sweetener in most diet and zero sugar drinks (asperthame) is actually the same calories per gram as sugar. The reason why diet and zero sugar sodas are so low calorie, however, is cause the sweetener is magnitudes sweeter more than sugar, letting them put less of it in. Also diet drinks aren’t bad for you and they aren’t good for you. Asperthame is the most studied food supplement in the world and the literature on it is both positive for weight loss (compared with full sugar AND water. PMID: 26708700) and very very weak correlation for diseases like cancer. It has just been fear mongered to shit like MSG.

the yard: dr stone

This is one of my favorite episodes. I never knew I had anything in common with the amish

I worked at an Amish furniture store and it was run by a non Amish person and they would just deliver furniture and leave

Ludwig could make a sword Aiden makes flashlight Nick makes t-shirt Slime makes one 8GB stick of DDR4 Ram

Fire ep

Did I just hear “let’s go CP for CCP?”

Hear me out. Heated seat or toilet seat. Hot enough to make the poop sterile.

China has an insane anime industry. Their anime is so intricately animated that regular anime tv shows have animation on the same levels of anime movies

China is also the place for quirked up weird white boys, it's just a different flavor Signed, exchange student living in Beijing

Pee's not actually sterile

I've peed in my yard hundreds of times. I've peed in the front yard dozens of times!

(To the tune of carnival) she riding the dih like a Charlie horse but the neck so bad im like Charlie kirk

bro i promise 8 mile is a normal boring ass road with 100 potholes

Crazy that Nick still doesn't know what bosom means

My friend was Amish grew up in Amish as hell north Indiana and is gay. They do exist what like albino’s

guy who wants to invent post apocalyptic porn doesn't want people crankin they shit to him. I am very smart

I helped put lyrical lemonade in a can from the brewery I work at crazy they mentioned it on this

Only halfway through and already one of the funniest episodes. The china bit with Amish Kelby. Made me pause and comment, pure electricity

I saw two Amish women with their children at chipotle yesterday and one of the women was recording the other women presumably eating chipotle for the first time and she was commentating how she enjoyed the burrito bowl she had. We have lots of Amish in the Iowa/wisconsin area where I live Long story short they got enough technology to have iPhones and eat at chipotle

I’ve never laughed this hard at the start of an episode ever 🤣🤣💀 “Is poop sterile?” and “China Fight!!!” 🤣🤣🤣💀

The fact that Ludwig said he'd make porn RIGHT AFTER Slime asked if there's animals is crazy 😂

Right when I started my lunch break. A dub.

why am i pinned 😂

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Wowza! Another Patreon episode!

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