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September 9, 2025

The Sea Life | Yard D&D ep. 7 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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John pork · September 4, 2026

Dave’s story timeline is insane

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Max · December 27, 2025

Aftershow: 1:25:18

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Joshua Haskett · September 26, 2025

OHHHHHH they were SCAMMING scamming people in that market

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C · September 16, 2025

Waiting for my next fix

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???? ????? · September 16, 2025

Guys don't worry, Aiden is still mourning the loss of his friend half a week ago in Utah. when he's recovered we'll get the episode

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McNugget · September 16, 2025

6 seasons and a movie of Yard D&D for the delay..please and thank you

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ErnestoP · September 16, 2025

Pls

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ErnestoP · September 16, 2025

Please

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Cyno73 · September 16, 2025

Call Ep. 8 my girls period the way it’s late

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Arthur · December 20, 2025

I do love me some nickisms

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Wishbone The Dog · September 16, 2025

Im sitting here on my break, asking the heavens through cursed tears on WHY! WHYYY!!!!!!! WHY ISNT IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!

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Quinn · September 16, 2025

WHERE IS THE NEW EP WTF

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Pearce Bland · September 16, 2025

Please please please post Episode 8. I had to eat my lunch in tortured silence.

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Gabe Campbell · September 16, 2025

Episode 8 late? Toaster bath time.

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sandeevalley · September 15, 2025

Cannot believe we're getting compulsory heterosexuality... i was rooting for rone and leonas smh

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Aannddrreeii O · September 15, 2025

Release that new shit man cmooon maan i need that man the itching is starting again man COMEOOOON MAAAN

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TFD · September 12, 2025

"It's kinda like if Cancun was ready to defend Mexico" was hilarious

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nicholasneptune Jfeel · September 12, 2025

"AAAAALLUUGGHWAA......can't get that in the Nexus..."

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Hoops Reference · September 12, 2025

Aiden catching the disease despite being masked up at the end was the perfect way to conclude this episode lmao

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JadonTheEternal · September 15, 2025

I do think he should have gotten advantage for the commitment to the bit though

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Allen Lu · September 12, 2025

this episode is so good honestly some of the best yard ever not even just dnd

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WawaWarrior · September 11, 2025

That art is so fire

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AK0904 · September 11, 2025

so the laugh at the beginning is cinna right or am i insane

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Shoop · September 13, 2025

You’re not insane you just need more friends

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Ray Fay · September 11, 2025

The look of shock on B Dave's face when Nick brought up the Descendants killed me

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tmk · September 11, 2025

are we gonna get b dave on the main pod? would love to hear how you guys found each other and everything

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OrphanCrippler · September 11, 2025

Love how I can see the improvement each episode. Everyone finding their niche, and Dave leaning into a lot of the jokes more is great.

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Adam Cowgill · September 11, 2025

"old enough" made me spit out my drink lmao

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Rex · September 11, 2025

I know they’ve shared a picture of what Leonas looks like, but when I hear ‘sea elf,’ I picture one of those cartoon sea monkeys.

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Gavin Schuck · September 11, 2025

guys, I think I figured it out, Dave is Zipper

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Brody · September 11, 2025

Etiology, homies

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LucasDawn10 · September 11, 2025

Leonas practically called that guy a clanker

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Sil Verkade · September 11, 2025

too bad this was recorded pre-clanker era lmao

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Aurum · September 11, 2025

s2 gonna absolutely rip now that the boys are comfortable with dnd

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shirley · September 10, 2025

ENTOMOLOGY ALSO ISNT RIGHT BY THE WAY. THATS BUGS.

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Jonathan Park · September 10, 2025

truly a devastating time to have the name that i have

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Notsodeadpool15 · September 10, 2025

Love your writing style

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The4thBennett · September 10, 2025

Could pay attention to the episode because Charley Kirk fucking died. It was probably really good tho! Cant wait for next week!

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shirley · September 10, 2025

imagine someone finds out from this comment

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Kdn · September 10, 2025

Best of the 7 fa sho

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Cole Browne · September 10, 2025

God I love this 🤣🤣

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Vaseline 12 · September 10, 2025

B Dave is honestly so good at playing off the boys

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Zach Losey · September 10, 2025

Was it 6 or 7?

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Big Voth · September 10, 2025

Nick saying the Shattered Cove is "too blue" had me dying knowing he would then spend a month of his life to make COD more blue

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Danimal · September 10, 2025

The plague was made in a lab in Mori

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Dale · September 10, 2025

ElfCC

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Gabe · September 10, 2025

That vaccine thing was fucking killing me haha. This was beautiful and B Dave's banter and playing off all the nonsense was absolute S tier this episode. Also Leonas is still my G.O.A.T. Trying to actually stay on task haha

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Aidan · September 10, 2025

Holy shitttt that "old enough" had me in stitches

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JKorwhatever · September 10, 2025

This one is sooo good

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Genm · September 10, 2025

Spoilers from the Rockathon: Episode 8 we're going to meet Georg's mom

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Joel McPhee · September 10, 2025

i would love to see short animations of these sessions in the future, having the 3 card monte scene animated would be awesome.

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Dylan Sacco · September 10, 2025

was dave a fan before d&d or did yall already know him

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Crungo Bungo · September 10, 2025

its epidemiology

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Shaun V · September 10, 2025

At any given moment I can't tell if Nick is slow or Rone is slow which is truly just a masterclass in immersive acting

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Aang Bebop · September 10, 2025

"This guy loves mission more than you" is one of the funniest things Nick has said on the show

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Varun Murthy · September 10, 2025

wow i just got that

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bigsleep · September 10, 2025

streets saying georg vaxxed that’s why GJ don’t talk

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Noah · September 10, 2025

it’s not etymology OR entomology … it’s epidemiology LOL

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Bi Bubble tea · September 10, 2025

Fuck this is so good it’s locked me into the Patreon when I only meant to pay for a month of it, but I get so excited for every new episode so it’s worth it

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I'm Soraaa · September 10, 2025

"This guy loves mission more than you" was an underappreciated line, another Nick banger

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William Angen · September 10, 2025

I don’t get it ngl. Could you explain pls?

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Oliver · September 10, 2025

Bros made bank off that scam

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McZarya · September 10, 2025

celinia is for the shores bro

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zobug · September 10, 2025

if you equate the average person making ~2 gold per year to the median annual salary in the united states (~60k) then, in real life, Stonebeard and Georg just made something like 18 MILLION DOLLARS off of their scam (if my math is right)... LMFAOOO

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zobug · September 10, 2025

i did something ratio math of like (60,000 dollars/2 gold) = (x dollars/600 gold) and solved for x someone lmk if that's wrong

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Amir · September 10, 2025

Leonas can NOT handle allat

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JozNski · September 10, 2025

This is actually the funniest ep so far, I really love B Dave getting in on the bits and then folding them into the story. Like Aiden meeting the construct and B Dave just calling Aiden a country elf is all time

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Jake Stalvey · September 10, 2025

They were right in how the episodes do get a lot better around now. Starting to riff during these like A/B/C plot lines by inhabiting random people nearby is such a great bit

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[chvd] · September 10, 2025

we NEED the pre-epsiode 1 adventure!!!!

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

Also can we have a main or primo with Dave

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JW074 · September 10, 2025

AYO the Princess is hot

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killerwario · September 10, 2025

so impressive how b. dave can keep track of everything that’s happening while the boys are split up, i would completely forget or lose track

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

This episode 5 slaps

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

Omg the waterboarding comment was fucking peak! But I think the timeline to the "Aiden waterboarded himself" episode doesn't line up... As the DM said it I literally got to the edge of my seat and as I realized I just sighed and had to smile (if only nick did this faster)

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Cruncher · September 10, 2025

My favorite show is baaaaaaaack pussy boys

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Brochillguy · September 10, 2025

Sancofa lied people died

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Noah · September 10, 2025

Yooo they went to Junon, excited for Rufus’s parade

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Amoney · September 10, 2025

Leonis having it already whenever he’s been the only one caring is so fucking funny

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Nathanael Lyman · September 10, 2025

brave of aiden to wear a shirt with dried skeet on it

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Faye852 · September 9, 2025

wahoo!

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Ryan · September 9, 2025

Who up scrapin’ they hole

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Oliver · September 9, 2025

Watched this at a friends vb game. Worth it

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Demetrios · September 9, 2025

portland mention. absolute w

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Adam L · September 9, 2025

The facetious Dave was so fucking funny dude. I had to replay it

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Prankster Pranton · September 9, 2025

No penis joke today, just a great episode in a great series so far, not a dnd guy wasent a podcast guy never used patron, but slimes just got aura what can I say I feel confident around him

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jonah emswiler · September 9, 2025

nick was right, easily best ep yet this shit was so funny

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Mel · September 9, 2025

The ending! Oh B Dave, you scamp

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Eris · September 9, 2025

Stay through the end of the post show, it's SO worth it

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misterthezeem · September 9, 2025

I've scraped a few hulls in my day

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Sean · September 9, 2025

Slandering Portland for being dirty as an LA resident is wild projection, we were just voted the cleanest metro area in the country by oxy-clean (for real) 🤓😎

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

Ok yes LA is dirty and PDX is dirty.... But atleast were not SF

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Shizz · September 9, 2025

slime needs to do the bucket hat more, i feel it gives tortle

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Brandon Arner · September 9, 2025

how about them minis

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Jtag · September 9, 2025

Some of these bits would be so so good as animated shorts or something. Kinda like Avantris type stuff

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Anthony Gorczyca · September 9, 2025

W worldbuilding wtf

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CapybaraCrusader01 · September 9, 2025

Aiden constantly getting hoed by the dice is my favorite part. You couldn't have written that better!

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Murtaza · September 9, 2025

Let's goo joined for d&d

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blake · September 9, 2025

thinking about Stonebeard realizing who John Pork is —in the exact same scene as Hank finding out about Walt, sat on the throne and all

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2013 Acura ILX [critical condition] · September 9, 2025

Need some ERAAURH

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Riley Stephens · September 9, 2025

YES ANOTHER EPISODE

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venti321 · September 9, 2025

The infected were both in contact with the sea/seaweed, aswell as they both were touched/huged by the Catlady (ploting - little bit of a stretch :D) hmm.. excited to find out next week! Banger Episode, hope D&D will never stop! made a patreon account just for the boys :)

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Alfonso · September 9, 2025

Yard D&D Beach Episode

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venti321 · September 9, 2025

they mentioned things like "before season 1 or in previous missions- you will eventually find out/see it", what do they mean by that? So they had a DnD campain before, is it just the backstory or will there be a prequel? Maybe some can help me out and fill me in :) and if so, where can I watch it? thanks in advance!

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bill clinton stan account · September 9, 2025

They had some practice sessions before episode 1 that I'm assuming they used the same characters for. I think they said on twitter that they might release them at some point.

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Jamie Hauken · September 9, 2025

We're getting closer to the scene from the teaser

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maxxrobi · September 10, 2025

which scene was that? i forgot lol

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Annabelle · September 9, 2025

the word is etiology which means the cause of a disease

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2013 Acura ILX [critical condition] · September 9, 2025

Man I thought he was talkin about ecology

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Sunny D · September 9, 2025

I like the music change during the onigiri scene, good touch

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Worpus · September 9, 2025

Holy shit they boys weren't kidding, this is a banger.

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Malakai DeMoines · September 9, 2025

i wish these were longer

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Derek Segers · September 9, 2025

Ok so I’m probably needlessly confused, is the pre story they were talking about on the Patreon somewhere or is that coming later

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Bi Bubble tea · September 9, 2025

Coming later, apparently they did a couple practice episodes they filmed but didn’t release so they could get comfortable with the gameplay

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jess thompson · September 9, 2025

Surprised that Stonebread isn't immediately looking for the one piece.

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

Roflcoptr

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Daboop333 · September 9, 2025

“We got John Ham here.” Was a 10/10

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

Top tier

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Phosphor · September 9, 2025

I need to know if Dave forgot the word epidemiology or if he was adding layers to fucking with Aiden by calling it entomology

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Eli Smith · September 9, 2025

Dude I was yelling at at the screen

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Sunny D · September 9, 2025

I love how when Stonebeard starts talking about vaccines he moves his hand like Trump

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McCMayo · September 9, 2025

I can't get over how perfect of a dm Dave is for the boys, their banter is top tier

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Angel Bunb · September 9, 2025

The after show is sooo so good, it's hard to keep up with everything happening at times so its nice unraveling it with the yard boys

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sweenyshaq · September 9, 2025

criminal mastermind zipper in the world of yarn D&D gotta love it

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James Phillips · September 9, 2025

The ElfCC is so good

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mikegemme5404 . · September 9, 2025

The boys are getting much more comfortable, and that's super fun, hopefully wish to see them learn that the journey and the in between stuff can be just as if not more meaningful to the adventure than just progressing the "mission". Big fan though guys ,Bravo

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Ethan · September 9, 2025

Love it

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Jamie Hauken · September 9, 2025

The cat accent is so good.

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Idgonle · September 9, 2025

Summary of episode: The Gang is on Beach Time

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2MuchBTP · September 9, 2025

“Undead Only” store 🤣🤣💀

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smeeth · September 9, 2025

Princess bikini outfit holy ba boley

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Soup · September 9, 2025

Bro please where is it at on Spotify

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ziggystone710 · September 10, 2025

When you link your patreon to your Spotify it makes it easier

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so lie · September 9, 2025

actually sucha good part of my week it helps me get through my work shift lmao

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Devan · September 9, 2025

Best time of the weeeek

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Connor Trevino · September 9, 2025

This one was electric fellas

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Blaisen · September 9, 2025

Lord know we love a good hole scrape.

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Connor Knott · September 9, 2025

Man this shit is so fucking good man just one more hit n I swear Ill stop

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Finn McCruel · September 9, 2025

D&D is back on the menu boys Lets fucking goooo

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John Ott · September 9, 2025

Back at it like a crack addict lfg

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Shaun V · September 9, 2025

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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Eli Bridgman · September 9, 2025

Highlight of my week highkey

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rina krebs · September 9, 2025

huge pepperones

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Stoozy · September 9, 2025

what if instead of six seven it was six sendy

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Vaughn · September 9, 2025

Dude..

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Nathan Tedder · September 9, 2025

I was just looking for the episode didn’t see it closed my phone and got the notif lol

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Pearce Bland · September 9, 2025

GIVE US A 3 HOUR EPISODE WE DESERVE IT

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OutLyer · September 9, 2025

Let’s gooo! 🙌🏼🙌🏼