Ep. 213 Premium - Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons [VIDEO]

Colonizer Aiden in the flesh

this gotta be one of the best premium eps of all time

my friggen hoodie was delayed for 2 weeks because lud got in an accident

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Aiden is truly gods strongest soldier sometimes

saying "doing LS" is crazy and I wanted to be on ludwig's side so bad but literally couldn't lmfao. great episode, ty dr. stand

LS is great. Now whenever there is an mess up on the pod, you can call it an LSF

57:27 no lud the issue is you tried to pass a car turning left on the left...you do not need more speed

Nah Aiden in the wrong and Nick is gone and he my favorite so im peeved off

Fb

To be fair to Aiden, Lemonade Stand is an obnoxiously long name

Hate to be that guy, but 企鵝 as “business goose” is actually a bad translation. 企 can mean business when used as 企業. But when used alone it means standing. So penguin in Chinese actually is written as standing goose.

its weird how different slime acts now must be him finally getting a gf

Ne Zha is famously just a twink boy with greater than Herculean strength, beating gods with nothing but a red ribbon

was going to lose it over another 20 minute argument about scheduling if it wasn't for the fact ludwig actually got into a car accident

Ok having an episode rn but hear me out: an episode where 4 women take your place as judges, and each one of you, one by one, has to come in and plead for the yard being a women's podcast. QT, Cinna, Poki and Rae would be the best panel, with Lily and Emily as potential subs. Could rank who did the best (slime) and at the end, if they were convinced. Sorry for the unsolicited suggestion in advance, will pay extra to stay here. Its also kind of homophobic to ban me

I got back into my patreon after over 5 years just to upgrade my membership. I don’t usually do things like this because I don’t like to spend the money but the DND episodes are so worth it!!! Shoutout to the yard for such a great idea, the dungeon master is such a chill dude and vibes with the guys perfectly! 11/10

Seeing the entire build up of Aidens crash out, seeing the bandages, and knowing the trap he is blindly walking into, a trap the two individuals in the room with him are knowingly leaving waiting. I've never seen such compelling cinema. Holy shit and then Ludwig explains the story and you can literally see Aiden connect the dots. I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Bravo

The pure rage aiden had screaming "WE COUDLD OF JUST DONE IT AT ELEVEN" was deffo top 5 aiden crash outs LOLOL

The way I was howling laughing when Ludwig said it was 5PM "on the dot"– lmfaooo

So peeing on someone could be assault and battery

What’s crazy is Ludwig lives in California where lane splitting is legal and he STILL chose to use the bike lane

Beginning was a top 5 aiden crashout

Sorry Aiden, couldn't care less about LS

Call me LS the way I'm neurodivergent was a masterful pull

Anyone know the brand of the Mars t shirt from the cowboy bebop drop?

Mens Rea diarrhea fucking killed me man LMAO great ep!

Banger ep, easily one of the best lmao. Amazing crashout Into Ludwig’s accident had me doubled over laughing at work.

Dude lud is an actual psychopath wtf 😭😭😭

How the hell Sad Boyz get Tom Scott on before y'all?

As someone who has been in a car accident recently Ludwig’s reaction is frustrating. 1. Going about his day as if it’s normal should not be what he does. He has to take it slow and let his body heal. Yes he has responsibilities but he’s also privileged enough to have two PAs and a working staff that can cover some of the workload because you make your condition worse you’re not helping your health in the long run. 2. Not telling your friends about the accident is insane especially since you work close with them everyday. Aiden crash out is still valid because you’re pushing something that can be covered by both folks. Maybe they have an attendance requirement but I’m sure Aiden and Slime could figure out a good premium episode while Ludwig recovers and not inconvenience them with your unavailability when you should be taking rest of day off. Wishing Ludwig a speedy recovery and hope he takes it slow before hopping back on another Vespa.

I'm unsure if I've said anything about this yet, but I live in LA and work as a forensic engineer. I get paid to investigate and analyze traffic collisions (mostly). I've seen a significant number of collisions involving motorcycles/scooters that resulted in fatalities or significant injuries. In most cases, the injured party would have been okay in a vehicle with doors. Death isn't even the worst result you can have. Ludwig - I implore you to hang up your Vespa keys and stick to driving. Motorcycles, or really any 2-wheeled transportation, is incredibly dangerous. Not even just in LA, as I've seen really gruesome accidents all around the world from VERY experienced riders. Don't become another statistic - please.

It's so funny they call Sweden this white paradise when they all live in like, the most racist country ever of all time ever

I feel for Aiden, there is nothing quite like than getting "Englished" in the EU, it would happen pretty much constantly when I studied abroad in Germany. In western Germany and especially eastern Germany, a hint of American accent got you a near perfect English response.. ended up speaking English with most people there other than older people who never learned.

Ludwig please stop trying to end it all on this vespa 😭 Can’t wait for Nick to defend himself next episode 🤣

ne zha (nuh-jah) does appear in journey of the west as well as some other prominent characters of Chinese literature and are tied to some spiritual belief like the buddha and the bodhisattva.

This is such a fucking funny ep

Valid crash out

The lemonade stand spell worked

Just took the bar assault is an intentional tort so there has to be mens rea (not legal advice)

lud’s really just got the mound out today huh

i give the cat head till it's flat... the stinkiest slime

Aiden was cooking this episode. The crash out at the beginning, the Nezha 2 part. On a roll.

Top 3 Aiden moment

gotta check out this chinese nadeshot movie they kept talkin about

One of the most valid Aiden crashouts.

"Mens rea Dia rea" had me fucking jajajanding in all caps

top 10 premo

LS is unacceptable, but LemSta would be fine. LMK (let me know) if you need any other advice

I knew about the flat headed car from Lindsay Nikole. Excellent cat content. They've evolved to be semi-aquatic!

We learned in First Aid that AFTER encouraging the person to cough as hard as they can and AFTER bending them over a table and hitting them in the direction you want it to fly out on the higher back five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in between and not doing it rhythmically, and AFTER then holding them in front of your chest and hitting double hand fisted under the rip cage full swing another five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in-between again, AND they are by that point passed out because they couldn't breathe for too long, THEN you can lie them on their back, overstretch their neck, call an ambulance and start reanimation, including breathing into their mouth or nose (with the other one held close) twice between every thirty chest compressions. Even if you think it's stuck too much in there, pushing it further in by blowing might actually work and be helpful in that situation to get any air by and bridge the time before the ambulance arrives. Now, if someone is actively speaking to you, don't do that. Or anything. Go to a doctor. You don't want to cause someone to need reanimation if you don't already need to do that. That's bad. But there is A situation in which you could blow in their mouth when they've got something stuck in there and there is no medical or emergency personnel nearby. But if you speak, you breathe, and you want to keep it that way.

When they talked about clankers, I had to pull up the clip of Evil Neuro being called a clanker and gaining sentience. I feel like Slime would enjoy that one, too.

Aiden is valid and Ludwig’s accident is karma

I love over and aiden's just wet all of a sudden with no fan fair and I had to go back to make sure that's different from normal

valid crashout

Ludwig is so electric when he doesn’t stream

It’s crazy being 16 and seeing how behind they are bc why is sybau being brought up 4 months later

Would this be mens rea is a top 10 question fr bro im crying

I’ve never heard Aiden’s voice reach that octave he could hit a mean soprano

Aiden's water bottle sitting there like Chekov's gun during the first ten minutes

All time premo

im so high im commenting this so i can check and see if ainden crashout is as right as he is rn when im sober

2 squirts should be 2:00 two zquirty is 2:30 😤

w crashout, fucking hilarious

Starting the episode with a Linus Media "Hard R" type situation from Ludwig. Nice.

generational crashout from aiden this ep. so valid. team aimen all the way, except the no ETA thing, bit raw

This has to be a top 10 premo episode of all time

ludwig reached osama-esque levels of emotional terrorism in this episode

I always thought cg's were nice collarbones. Cuz say you were kind enough to bestow a pearl necklace on someone or someone was really workin a salt shaker. Yeah

Rollercoaster of emotions. 1. White guy who makes more than doctor returns from Nordic vacation, begins complaining about inconvenience of having multiple popular podcasts. Team Ludwig. 2. Aimen reveals he is being bounced around like a ping pong ball between chronically, famously late Ludwig and Atrioc. Team Aimen. 3. Aimen reveals he messaged "almost done" with no ETA attached which in many circles means "it'll be an hour, borderline have to cancel" Team Ludwig. 4. Car crash reveal. K.O. win for dubbin

This is the funniest premium ep yet, I am in tears

Ludwig still being incosiderate, if he sent a message delaying the shoot he could have explained why

As a yard and lemonade stand Patreon subscriber, I am going to have to cancel my lemonade stand subscription. I have to stand with Ludwig and Slime lol

Aiden is on the Eepstein list for this one

aiden is an absolute beast 7 minutes in. wow. the swedes will thrive once he arrives for good

I hope Ludwig has State Farm I’ve heard they’re good

From the wiki: In Journey to the West, Nezha was a general under his father, "Pagoda-wielding Heavenly King" Li Jing. He fought the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, when the latter rebelled against the Jade Emperor. They later became friends.[13] Nezha made some appearances in the novel to help the four protagonists defeat powerful demons including his adoptive sister, Lady Earth Flow. So to use slime's comparison, it's like if there was a genderbent Poseidon movie and slime said, "she meets Zeus?"

Read title as “clueless wine guy orders crackers and cheese” initially

Aiden having a valid crash out only for Ludwig to bink the 3 pointer on him is all time

damn, no super secret bonus ep this week.

So sorry to hear Aiden contracted LS 😔 Hang in there buddy, we're all wishing you the best 💐

Is Rich zipper?

did he just say supertf episode?!! POST IT FUCKERS

As a new patron I’m glad the obligatory complain about Ludwig segment is also in the patron episodes

White guy orders in perfect minionese pill shaped guy shoked

Valid aiden crashout!!1

aiden pouring water on his head as he learns lud literally got hit by a car is so fucking funny

nah fuck lemonade stand

I'm 5 minutes in and I'm already dying from the revival of ludwig's squirts. Glad to see he really hasn't changed (derogatory)

That is a seriously goated Aiden Crashout

Aimen crashouts are peak yarb

I’m just glad that Aiden feels relaxed after a weeklong vacation

wahoo!

I was listening to the audio and then this baby drops less go

Aiden being eepy and using "LS" makes me want Dax Flame back as Aiden.

bro hit publish on the premium before the main LOL