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June 13, 2025

Ep. 203 Premium - nick has peaked [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - measurement of jellybeans

  • 00:02:00 - ludwigs workout

  • 00:04:45 - cameras broke

  • 00:07:47 - cameras back!!

  • 00:08:01 - researching the measurement of jellybeans

  • 00:08:21 - aiden wants to go on a cream run

  • 00:13:08 - ludwig has abs

  • 00:15:51 - apple ruined slimes joke

  • 00:17:45 - spencer from icarly

  • 00:18:15 - alexsmokesmid

  • 00:20:00 - nick has peaked

  • 00:21:45 - joining faze

  • 00:25:50 - ludwig panics

  • 00:28:03 - the most accomplished ludbud

  • 00:33:34 - aiden ripped ludwigs bit at a wedding

  • 00:35:32 - xbox live friend drama

  • 00:36:30 - dropping sensitive info in voice chat

  • 00:37:10 - nick bullied a kid on black ops 2

  • 00:42:10 - the adapt episode

  • 00:42:45 - trickshotting

  • 00:50:56 - nicks new podcast

  • 00:53:00 - wedid

  • 00:55:00 - luds favourite creamer spot

  • 00:55:44 - slime & lud whisper to each other infront of everyone

  • 00:59:37 - the synthetic debate

  • 01:08:45 - thanks for watching!

Comments (97)

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Jamie Hauken · September 20, 2025

When he says inorganic materials, does he think it's all mined from rock?

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g d · August 25, 2025

real creamers know that ice cream melt in between the cracks of your tummy

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Daniel Lopez · August 18, 2025

I’m sorry I’m coming back to this episode & “really? You failed Algebra II you dumb fuck?” Is literally the funniest thing on every episode of this podcast like I’m so sorry Nick but the delivery & the own are so good & those are just two elements of the wholr

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IansPoorChoices · June 28, 2025

I forgot about azza lobbies lmao, I’m so glad Nick is an encyclopedia on ts

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escapist · June 26, 2025

Ngl I too have military time on my phone

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juliette · June 25, 2025

watching this as someone who’s taking 2 semesters of organic chem is so so funny they’re so wrong 😭

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Mo0t · June 24, 2025

i am so happy for slime

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FaderTot · June 22, 2025

To be fair with the abs, if you can see four but not six that's all you'll get. Abdominal bands are genetic and some people only have 4 abs, some 6, some even 8 (if they freaky)

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bad mama jama · June 19, 2025

lololol aimen didnt know about faneto either

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Vismic · June 18, 2025

Hi, person with a mild understanding of science here. Everything that we make comes from somewhere (the earth is that “somewhere” in the vast vast majority of circumstances unless we’re making something from space rocks or meteorite remnants). You can take a plant from the earth, extract some molecules or compounds from it, and make a “synthetic” product, but that doesn’t change the fact that you still need that thing from the earth. So even if drugs are “synthetic” they are always derived from some naturally occurring item, because that’s just kinda how matter works.

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Shade · June 17, 2025

why is aiden's hair around his ear like that

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Danger James · June 17, 2025

queer maxing

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Jatasang · June 17, 2025

guys, is the super secret bonus episode a real thing?

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Jem Tootle · June 18, 2025

yepp you need to meet one of them in person and whisper the password to them and they will give you the code to enter the super secret bonus episode, ill never tell you the password though

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Jtag · June 17, 2025

If anyone is curious cod 4 is currently 10$ on Xbox and all dlc is literally free. Idk if it’ll be like this forever but incredible deal

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BigW · June 16, 2025

I genuinely love the progression the Yard has had over the years. Yes haha cum and fart joke, but its been awesome to see the group keep their core values while maturing. I feel like people don't make super relatable content aimed for people in their late 20s/ early 30s who just want to laugh and talk shit in a way that doesn't punch down on groups of people as a whole. Real creamers get it.

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Bunnykill · June 16, 2025

Did lud just say he did fent?

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Callum Crispy · June 16, 2025

No way we got zipper 4 before yard dnd AND gta 6

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Zach Peulen · June 16, 2025

Never look up Grant Williams "Imma make em both."

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bad mama jama · June 16, 2025

nah i have a chest hole like lud and gym an ok amount, it def looks weird but it looks better than before

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doddi · June 16, 2025

slime having a girlfriend is parasocial yard viewer litmus test because we r all losing our damn minds

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Mel · June 24, 2025

It's really nice of him to bring her cake aww

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S2DBYT · June 15, 2025

FLOOR WIFE SLIMEY??

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Jacob Greenburg · June 15, 2025

Get a new cam

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Soulteaser · June 15, 2025

We have a floor wife! 💛

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Jamie Wallis · June 15, 2025

The bald one has acquired a mate

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nell · June 21, 2025

LMFAOAO

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Nut Butt Jammy Sammy · June 15, 2025

how much do i gotta pay for just an episode of sketch podcast when the camera breaks?

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NervousBag · June 15, 2025

Aimen stuffing his mouth going unnoticed and him just silently picking the crumbs off his shirt killed me

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Mushy Muffin · June 15, 2025

y’all cannot let ludwig win this chemistry argument

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Alex Meiller · June 16, 2025

The "google 3 drugs and pop off when it says synthesized" section made me ill.

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Thothrax · June 15, 2025

Alright Ludwig, with the whole drugs things, yes we make things in the lab with chemicals, but where do those chemicals come from? They don't just spawn there, they have to get extracted from natural sources, whether they be mined from the ground or harvest from organisms.

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OrphanCrippler · June 15, 2025

Yeah it's a lot like health fanatics get where they immediately think "synthesized" means bad. Synthetic basically just means "refined". A lot of naturally occurring chemicals would kill you if we didn't refine/synthesize them.

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coop · June 14, 2025

lud gotta get on the unsweetened almond milk train - 30cal/cup

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Joshua Haskett · June 14, 2025

Is it really a premo if the camera doesn’t break Damn Ludwigs back in his insufferable in arguments shit

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andi · June 14, 2025

🗣️🗣️ IIBTPUIYGTOM? 🗣️🗣️

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Avery Langston · June 14, 2025

28:01 moment of silence

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misterthezeem · June 14, 2025

I spent untill just now thinking Dawson ssbm was Dawson yalls friend from that one preemo. Man im an idiot. CEO was good though

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PoombaMayn · June 14, 2025

I'm a bit late to this but what the fuck happened to the hair around aidens ear?

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Quaintchair · June 14, 2025

Another big part of Gold being valuable since ancient times is that its easy to manipulate so you could make really complex jewelry out of it more easily. And also it doesnt erode so it stays pretty for a long time, that why even with iron being used for most things alot of ornamets where still made from bronze because bronze doesnt rust

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evanf133 TR · June 14, 2025

Gold is valuable rn because it is a very good heat conductor and great for electronics

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Brandon · June 14, 2025

I’ve taken 5mg of melatonin every night for 5 years and I’m fine. I think sanchovies is smoking crack

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Dean Marker · June 14, 2025

Aiden singing with his tubby mouth full, call that "Through the Fryer"

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james bong · June 14, 2025

lud on fent confirmed 1:03:45

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Jayce Marshall · June 14, 2025

#creamernation

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Gabe · June 14, 2025

The visceral reaction to "sperm on her tummy" made me have a visceral reaction too. But damn if that wasn't funny

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2013 Acura ILX [critical condition] · June 13, 2025

Yeah I ditched melatonin despite the awesome sleep that followed. Just smoke weed ahaaa

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Chance Roberson · June 14, 2025

Bro are you trying to sell your car on patreon

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Rob Carlstrom · June 13, 2025

Hard launch zipper 4 let's go!

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Jens Marissens · June 13, 2025

Buy a new fuckass camera, quarter mill a month.

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the yard · June 14, 2025

shut up pussy

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coffeeaddict · June 13, 2025

Nicks next step after PSL? DnD

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smulangel · June 13, 2025

Zipper 4 before DnD

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S2DBYT · June 15, 2025

What a crazy world we live in

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clorb · June 13, 2025

wonderful time listening to dumb dumb and dumber talk about synthesizing

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Thomps · June 13, 2025

the ludwig panic clip killed me

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phunk · June 13, 2025

if anyone wanted to know, “if i beat that pussy up…” comes from a supa king and kevin gates song called tell on me

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Jacob Morrison · June 13, 2025

I’m a chemist, Ludwig is actually just yappin. Drugs are very regularly made from naturally isolated compounds. When you buy compounds online you can specify if you want a natural or synthetic version and generally speaking naturally isolated products are cheaper

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P4Y · June 13, 2025

Alex really is a gorilla in the fucking coupe

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bruh · June 13, 2025

can't wait for ludwig to find out about photosynthesis

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Shizz · June 13, 2025

"through the wire but for fat people" is gonna be addded to my lexicon

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DiabeticDan · June 13, 2025

What Nick said about "I have to record all my gameplay because what if something happens" is my exact mindset behind gaming

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Philip · June 13, 2025

Lud sounding like an RFK Jr. stan

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Josh Margin · June 13, 2025

did they not see tfue’s contract?

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Aidan · June 13, 2025

The more I hear slime do impressions the more I feel like slime’s could do a CRAZY Matthew McConaughey.

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Willy · June 13, 2025

Nick practically laying down in the chair… you can tell this guy just hit a shot on a FaZe member

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Kyle Valley · June 13, 2025

Oh shit 100 episodes later and nicks falling off! Crazy turn of events

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Chuck · June 13, 2025

Aiden's barber is a criminal

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joey · June 13, 2025

59:37 appeal to nature

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Daimondz · June 13, 2025

Is the primo episode the only time during the week that they let aimen eat?

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Austin J · June 13, 2025

Nick sitting with his lower back is crazy. Back problems for sure

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rita · June 13, 2025

My protein smoothie: 200 g of greek yogurt, 300 g of chocolate almond milk, 150 g of frozen fruit (strawberry, blueberry, and cherry mix is my favorite), 20 g of peanut butter, 10 g of agave syrup of honey, 1 scoop of protein powder. If you want to cut easy calories just drop the syrup and peanut butter.

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Ezra Humphlett · June 13, 2025

Ludwig’s protein shake is really great for cutting. But he could make it taste so much better and increase the volume and protein by adding a few things. I love to do: 1-2 spoonful of pbfit, scoop of protein powder, greek yogurt, good actual milk (it’s so sweet and good you only need a little) and frozen mixed fruit is a game changer for texture. For real creamers only

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HoodieGal_ · June 13, 2025

Painful watch from a Chemistry perspective

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f0x · June 13, 2025

it's like tracing a drawing it's easy

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clorb · June 13, 2025

Finally a Zipper 4 that isn’t zeke has hit the pod

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Our Yard · June 13, 2025

Gold is used in like all electronics, it would make that shit way more prevalent. It wouldnt make mfs richer, but it would make a lot of lives easier.

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Roberhoe · June 13, 2025

I just notice Nick looks like Macklemore with long hair

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Keith Long · June 13, 2025

I have a PharmD and a PhD in medicinal chemistry. I have so much I could add about the synthetic/organic medicine conversation. I am finally that guy.

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Keith Long · June 13, 2025

If I had to pick just one thing that the yard would like: the guys should look up how the drug Premarin is made.

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SuyePhoto · June 13, 2025

Their cameras break a lot for being rich :( although the animations are cute

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Tyler Patato · June 14, 2025

It would be kind of interesting to know what’s happening. They have multiple camera angles so I’m guessing it’s software that’s messing up.

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Amanda S · June 13, 2025

HARD LAUNCH!

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LunarChzzz · June 13, 2025

Don't want to be parasocial, but that made me smile.

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Anthony · June 13, 2025

Chocy milk and kiwis

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Chance Roberson · June 13, 2025

I saw the chapter title and prayed that there was gonna be a little drawing 😊

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kyrb · June 13, 2025

was wondering why this was so late but the archie-drawn (i assume) camera broken yard boys explains everything

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Faye852 · June 13, 2025

wahoo!

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Zachary Mitchell · June 13, 2025

notification popped right as I was getting my meat prepped letssss go!!

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Andrew · June 13, 2025

MEAT?

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Kshot · June 13, 2025

Thank you Archie

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Boba Bro · June 13, 2025

I won a original iPod touch doing the jelly bean game at my orthodontist

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Marcus Gustin · June 13, 2025

Finally thank you

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Andrew · June 13, 2025

Zipper 4 announcement let's goooo

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It’sL · June 13, 2025

thank you archie!!!

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Javier Diaz · June 13, 2025

just finished the main ep and it drops perfectly

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Jacob DeVries · June 13, 2025

Yesss, I was waiting, thank you