Ep. 201 Premium - New Chair, New Ludwig [VIDEO]

Ludwig talking about racing like he has even 1/100000th of the knowledge required to understand every single factor that goes into how to set fast times makes me want to put a hole through my monitor. He's just mad he's still getting called a stinky 2.

UFC MENTIONED

I think 8:08-8:25 is a contender for best moments lmao nicks impression is so fucking funny

If you wanna relive the who’s line glory days just watch the dropout game shows. It’s obviously different but it feels like the same genre of funny

Ludwig saying cost-wise like that means fucking anything

well floyd mayweather also left a lot on the plate. it’s why he’s gone on to have so many exhibition fights. top 20 atg though

Talkin about mango and his retirement: To me the conversation comes down to if you value being a mango fan or a melee fan more. The melee fan in me of course wants mango to play forever and have a shot to win every event BUT the mango fan in me totally agrees with Nick. I want him to secure his GOAT status in an inarguable way and get the fuck out. He deserves the title and to go out on top. Also great eps recently guys, good shit, byeeeeeeeee

Non-commissioned officers are enlist. They are the ones without college before the military, such petty officer first class, or senior chief petty officer

nick is spreading misinformation. the laser quest i went to in south orange county would make you play laser tag with randoms even with a birthday party room.

Caught The Other Guys on cable at a hotel a few weeks ago. The amount of flashback clips made it pretty unbearable. Probably the second worst thing Mark Wahlberg ever did.

"it's better to swing and hit than to swing and miss" That's my gaymer of the year right there

"I don't think you have to live like the storybook version [of you], I think that'll be painted after you're done." :fire: banger quote

Okay so there is one more Rocky movie from the 00s called Rocky Balboa, and it may be worse than 5. It also has awesome 2000s editing where everything goes black and white during one of the fight scenes except for the fighters' blood. The plot I think is a rehash of "Rocky wants to fight but he's too old/been punched in the head too many times." I've only seen half this movie once while channel surfing as a kid and this is all I remember

20:00 I'm to much of a feminist if I cause any level of discomfort to a women I'd blow my shit off smooth. Example If I talk just slightly to loud around a women I'm driving my car into a lamp post

crazy to say Rocky sucks. Additionally, there are six Rocky films and three Creed movies; I think that's way too many, but at least the first one is good, unlike the Fast and Furious series.

I worked at LaserQuest (RIP) Nick is wrong, your party gets a reservation & we sell the rest of the slots to the public

Never commented before. But saying Chillis’ sucks is crazy

the league analogy for dealing with your gf problem is so fucking funny

A couple things for Nick. 1. Zodiac is phenomenal, you're insane. 2. Thank you for the Kyle XY chromosome tech. I'll be using that.

The last movie Will Ferrell is really funny in is Barbie.

"I'd just make this new inconvenience to my work that management has forced upon me into a fun little game" nick PLEASE 🤫😭 lmao

paintball has refs

Hi Archie, love the editing- just one quick super mild complaint; at like 24:05 when the camera went out, I was watching this right before bed and dozing off to some hypnogogic. Unfortunately, I was interrupted and now I have to light a cigarette. The flashbang that was the line paper doodles seems to have sent me flying into the wall behind my bed, causing a second white flash upon impact, which then gave a 2x multiplier of adrenaline, which then caused an aftershock of white flash, bringing my total multiplier to 3.5x, which evens out to 93 minutes before I am allowed to fall asleep (it’s a long walk to my house from here). Could you please send me $1100 dollars to repair my house? I demand compensation no matter the form.

Lud when we say karting is good practice for F4 we don’t mean kids birthday electric karts lol, go to a proper racetrack with petrol comp karts or an academy. F4 is meant as the first step from petrol karts to open wheel racing

Ryan made me gay #pride month

Nooooo nick!! Dude, 'waiting' fucks. Killer movie.

Just drank a diet coke while listening and the name on it was Aiden

in my Target Starbucks they pre-write on the cups when they arent busy

only women complain about things

Slime has def never seen the first Rocky.

How dare you shit talk every man's crush Ryan Reynolds

Ludwig with the CRISPR is insane

Slime, if they’re calling you dagastani in a negative way they might be calling you inbred 😭

Unfortunately, Chloe is right. The individual carts matter, weight matters, environment matters (temperature, humidity etc). Ultimately a heavier person will not be able to attain the fastest times. The batch of gas you get. To just walk on and be in top 10% would be insane racing chops.

laser quest in california is not different, been to many birthday parties there 2007-2011 or so and there’s randoms in there every time

i love the pink panther and got it for christmas from my friends after making them watch it

Cassidy from C9 is considered one of the greatest to do media for paintball, he made some crazy good content that helped show the game to a lot of us before he moved into e-sports. One of the first people crazy enough to bring a "red" onto a field

Aiden was 100% right from the beginning

ive been watching since episode 1 and i think the first half of this ep might be the best patreon episode of all time

Lovepilled ludwig is so right, how much you hate does not scale with how much you love. If anything it leads you to having more hate in your heart and forgetting to take the time to love things.

the opposite of love is indifference not hate

its so funny they just had the exact same argument about tosh.0 and the soup

june 2025 and i am still drooling at my monitor waiting for the boys to drop dnd

You guys should watch Stranger Than Fiction if you wanna see Ferrell in a serious role. Haven’t seen it in a couple years, but I’m pretty sure it still holds up.

nick they be fillin out laser quest with 2 groups too now. maybe it was different in the 1900s. its kinda more fun tho cuz you get to be on a team with your bday squad and takeout the randos

yall gotta talk about movies more

i grew up in rockford hearing aiden bring up laser quest was so surreal lmao

Lud is looking like the enby I have a crush on

The Soup was way before Tosh.0

qt is my favorite member of the yard

Slime is now Greek and Nick is Black. Two of the boys have changed ethnicity and race before DnD was released. I'm calling it, one of the boys will get married, and one will die, and one will be elected president before we get DnD episode 1.

Nick would fit in best in the Army. I met tons of dudes like him

Connecticut patreon viewer here, dude what the fuck

These guys don’t know nothing about movies bro

The only thing I can think of when it's the "Gingers = Black" is that one list full of coincidences where a bunch of characters that used to be ginger were changed to black in like remakes or reimaginings (Little Orphan Annie, The Little Mermaid, Jimmy Olsen, April O'Neil).

Man it sucks what chillis did to them crispers if you remember them being good befo 2022 they went omega capitalist and stopped tempura frying. Homemade old world crispers aren’t too hard just needs time n equipment unfort.

As someone who Karts OFTEN, the k1 people didn’t lie to you it really is like that. keep going tho lud. excited for f4

Uncs talking about old ass tv Thanks for the hood advice though 🫡

Wow! Ludwig’s arms look great!

DUDE ROCKFORD IL LAZERQUEST MENTION HOLY

Will Ferrell recently made a documentary about his long term friend Harper transitioning, and they take a road trip across the country to explore their friendship. It was probably one of the better documentaries to come out last year, though it is more of a “feel-good” vibe. Like the kind of thing you’d watch with your parents who are well meaning but completely ignorant on trans issues. Idk I thought it was cool

great ep I usually just listen but whenever I watch I'm reminded that slime is the goat on cam, so much passion

yo aiden, meet me on albany ave in hartford connecticut at the grinder shop. I just wanna talk about to u about connecticut, i just wanna talk. 🦾🦾

Ukraine’s army actually has kill points rn btw

Man Nick had such a privileged childhood and he doesn't even know lmao

whenever people give me shit for hating i’ve always had the same justification that slime said. i hate because i feel passionate about the things i love!

Woah Andy Milonakis is 49 years old. I know he’s got an conditions but I’ve always thought he was like currently 35

does anyone else have a dad (possibly also from philadelphia) who sees all rocky sequels as a cheap affront to man or is this a me thing

CT Resident here, wasn’t planning to scream WHAT THE FUCK at the top of my lungs this morning…

The tosh.0 vs the soup discussion happened almost exactly the same early on

Truly love the idea of dudes learning how to be good boyfriends from the yard

Rockford, Illinois mention

Yeah send slime to Pakistan

Slime clowning on Rocky hurts my soul. 5 genuinely deserves it but to say they’re all shit is probably the most mad the show has made me

SHOUTOUTS BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE

W slime for the chili's call

THANK YOU FOR THE HATE ON THE OTHER GUYS!!! That movie fkn sucks, it's just Mark Wahlberg crying the whole time

i like when Slime critiques actors and media he seems like like he has a clear understanding (Will Ferrell section)

The Will Ferrel and Jim Carrey conversation is missing an acknowledgement of the Adam Sandler career path. From 51st dates, the grown ups series, then Uncut Gems

All this Bakersfield hate hurts .... But so real

The hard times of Rj Burger

NCOs are enlisted. Aiden would be CO - commissioned officer. NCOs are E5+ not that anyone really cares about this nitpick, but I think that Slime probably has a similar disposition to authority that I did when I joined and they pretty quickly train that out of you. He'd be fine, but he probably wouldn't have fun.

leave bakersfield alone it sucks and we know

Wait isn’t that old chair from attic

the draft only helps due to the size and speed of the car because as you get faster and bigger, you go through more air which stops the car. so it does matter in the kart but not as significantly

I don’t know what Nick is smoking because the Ultrazone in Los Angeles always filled out parties with strangers growing up

As a non league player, league moments are some of my favorites

Slimes chair mogs Ludwig’s

As a 21 year old this advice is 100% accurate but we all know where the core of the problem is and that’s women fellas fellas we all know what we must do

pro-tip for get-your-girl-flowers-summer 💐 : find a local florist. same cost or lower than 1-800 flowers, better quality flowers, and they have delivery too! plus you get to brag to your girl that you’re supporting local businesses 😤

The CRISPR pull is why I stick around

the correct take is that rocky 1 rules cause its a phenomenal movie and won best picture, rocky 2 rules cause its more rocky 1 and rocky 3 and 4 rule cause they kinda suck but its the 80s. the other ones dont rule but its still rocky

this one was a hardcore 10/10 so fuckin funny

unfortunately call of duty XP ahead of MW3 launch literally had a paintball replica of scrapyard

A genuine amendment to Nick’s MrBeast idea is to have pro players show the Meta Strat in the game and then see if the army teams do the same in the replicated real map.

Instructions unclear. Do i kms or eat shit and die?

slime would hate being in the army because contrary to popular belief no one ever knows what they are doing and there are never clear directions about what to do - Guy that is currently in the army

wahoo!