Ep. 199 Premium - Ich habe gerade alle Hotdogs gegessen! Juhu! [VIDEO]

It always freaks me out when they use German in writing because it makes me think some shitty autotranslate function turned itself on.

I thought Patreon had rolled out auto-translated titles like YouTube and was testing them on some episodes and only realised I was wrong when clicking away after the full episode. You got me. Also, I watched Papaplatte's video and the title and thumbnail were pretty mean to Ludwig because not only was he never mentioned by name or shown at all, the title also said "I got a 1000$ box from some Ami streamer".

I love Ludwig saying "aight yall chill" on Christianity lmao

Cat name: table tennis

Unfortunately, the best world leader at video games is Javier Milei

Slime as Mohammed next please

Someones got to educate Slime about actual german culture

Lud look like a dam keebler elf

I am in love with Slime very earnestly saying "That's praxis, I think that's cool" to Ludwig's suggestion of buying the Passion of the Mario shirt only if it's from a They/Them Etsy store cause you know what? It kind of is praxis LMAO

don’t we already not own games on steam

keep crying christians

I really want the Aimen shirt., but my fiancé is really Catholic.

Let’s be real other people have been crucified not just Jesus.

Aiden smokes a FAT BLUNT with John C Riley

Hate to admit it as a german: slime is pretty much spot on with the impression

The fact that someone named their cat "The Simpsons" is insane to me. If a name has an article or preposition in it, its a title and I can't abide. My gf wants to get a cat and name ir "Decussation of the Pyramids" after a bodily process she learned about in anatomy, and to this day I disagree.

Vaffenculo!

I will go 0-2 at ASS for every time ludwig has non-nocturnally emitted

Yall should get Tony Statovci as a guest on the yard.

I <3 Ludwig making definitive factual statements and being incredibly sure of them about things that he doesn't actually understand and is often wrong about. It's probably my favorite thing on the podcast because of how smart it makes me feel after doing 5 minutes of base level research and realizing how full of shit he is.

Gibby with Getter is crazy

Who here still plays mw2, love when I can get in games

Greek beef is real but still here representing south italy 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 COME TO SALENTO 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Lego boarder wall would go crazy

"You went to ASU, and you look like that," is the greatest Lud burn ever

Anyone got a link to the crawling reel/tiktok? I need it so bad

It's interesting how most people are only now taking notice to what's happening with game ownership/licenses, since Nintendo has started doing it. Even tho Sony has been doing it for quite some time now. NOT defending Nintendo BTW, genuinely just think it's an interesting phenomenon, cuz this isn't the first time something like this has happened- (Nintendo doing something that a competitor has been doing, but most people discover it through Nintendo and they receive backlash.) Regardless, I hope something positive can come of this. Maybe just the fact that people are vocally upset can be seen as a positive.

i keep forgetting to not watch ts when im eating

An Aiden Vocaloid is just a pitched up Kaito btw

Slime hitting the 60 degree man spread while doing the German accent was a lot

watching this while sitting next to german people goes hard af

It's crazy how wrong Aiden was about the cart thing especially when this isnt even like a common rumor he was just making shit up 😭

I think Arms is the last nintendo IP

luds fit made my boy pussy quiver

There's no way it wasn't known there would be backlash for that Aiden shirt. It was insane from the get go.

shocked no one pointed out that macron would be bad at video games bc he spent his teenage years fucking his teacher

Hearing slime say beep is kinda odd, maybe still put an actual beep over it even if unneeded?

The answer to the Cain and Abel question is they had another brother called Seth who married his sister and humanity are all descendants of him

Shout out my uncle Mike! He's the dude with the accordion at 4:17. So strange to see him on the yard, I got jump scared lol.

I would love a short video of slime reacting to Bernd das Brot so bad. All the slander aside, I think there’s a 50:50 chance he either thinks it’s the most stupid shit or he’ll think it’s hilarious. Either way, it would be hilarious to me seeing it.

I don’t dislike Nick’s haircut, but at the same time I wish it was different [3/4 bald members completed…]

Nick’s cooking with the HRT shirt

The steamboat Willie game is real. Coney played it. It's called rubberhose rampage and it's both insanely bad and funny

slime's german accent is just a perfect impression of Toto Wolff

sprucifix denial in my podcast ?

hear me out, yard you laugh you lose, get each of you to grab a select few clips, the person who laughs the least decides who has to do some sort of punishment slime has to come up with before it starts. or they pick who gets crucified next

No mention of Cain and Abel doing incest but Noah’s daughters got him drunk after the flood and slept with him to continue the bloodline and repopulate, so, close, and also in the very beginning of the Bible. Shirt is sick tho

i used to think slime getting a pet would be a great idea, nothing changed my mind like him choosing the name "spongebob", and im definitely not gonna talk abt what he did later

Calling Trump a "silly guy" is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a "hungry man" this is to say that you should be more critial when talking about a blatant fascist. sorry to get political in a comedy podcast patreon comment section but some subjects should be talked about with an air of seriousness kinda like a real time fascist is being talked about lightly.

If buying games isn’t owning them, then pirating them isn’t stealing -luffy d monkey

Compulsory reminder, that Lederhosen and Tracht aren't "traditional German" clothing, but rather Bavarian/ Austrian. Nobody else outside of the south wears this shit. Similar to how a cowboy hat, texas boots and a bolo tie, isn't "Traditional American" clothing, but rather Texan.

elden ring is lowk js more dark souls

HMW is a MWR mod that brings content from the OG MW, MW2 and MW3. Nick should check that all out

14:02 so kevin and tyler were not nailed to their crosses, instead they were tied, but still sucks for them fs

Cain and Abel bust down Eve the way my Cain and Abel bust down Xbox accounts

Aiden on fent would crush. He’s bent over in the corner knuckles on the floor.

Im here for my one way ticket to baddie planet

D&D is an illusion

“god whiffed 3 times when he made you guys” is all time

Ex Christian here, according to biblical scripture, if you've never had the opportunity to convert to Christ, then you are spared internal damnation. I think that's more of a Protestant idea though because Catholics legit just don't follow the Bible. Indulgences, communion, popes, etc. None of that stuff is in the Bible and might technical be sacrilegious.

Switch 2 game carts are only some games just a key card. This is really bad misinformation that keeps going around. Hate on Nintendo but make it accurate at least

I can love Jesus and jokes at the same time. I like to believe that people have good intentions with what they create, so I didn’t take it as an attack on my faith :) The Bible lore guessing was hilarious.

Nick I actually got added to a big discord for old console CoD recently when I was trying to get a mod menu running for a Lan. The admin was super friendly and helped me get in touch with someone who instantly solved my problem. If you are interested, I can shoot you an invite to it

gotta get those pre orders for the "employees" so lud can do content.

I stared at the cross shirt for 5 minutes today and decided it wasn’t worth getting kicked out my grandmas house so I bought the hoodie lol

I would kill to know what Aiden was gonna say that got cut after “stupid little cuck babies”

32:00 Nintendo is the primary stakeholder of the Pokemon franchise and earn the majority of revenue derived from it

I'm listening to the backlog and going through the dm aiden bit rn, but I don't wanna bother him so I'll just say that here so they have the data

Protestants generally believe that people who died before Jesus went to a place called “paradise” until he died and yes there were two others there with him and it’s a classic story. One said “if you’re God then why don’t you call down the angels to stop this?” mocking him and the other one said “hey Jesus remember me when you get to heaven” and he famously got accepted in

The Bible recollection all being incorrect is killing/sending me as a Christian and as a bisexual.

let’s fight back against nintendo and their weird physical media policies and do the yard dvd/cd collection

Aiden is wrong about the licensing of the games. The cartridge has the license for the game on it. You can sell the game to someone else and now they have the license and you don’t anymore. It’s how it already works basically. The only change is the cartridges that won’t have the game files on them so the card will be a physical license for a digital copy of the game which you could also sell but with that you’re relying on the servers staying up so you can download the game.

I will say as a Catholic listener the shirt was a little distasteful. Nothing crazy, just feels weird and I won't buy it. Not gonna throw a fit over it though.

Classic Lud Fit

Can someone tell me what Aiden got into controversy for? I remember they touched on it on the yard awhile back but I wasn’t really in the community so i genuinely have no idea

a vaatividya video on Jesus lore

“You went to ASU and you look like THAT” killed me

the best episode of all time is when they bring in jerma and make everyone but him take acid

As a German I had to look if Patreon added an auto translate feature when I saw the title, lol

Missed the easy George Bush shoe dodging joke with the bush ones Sadge

Safest response to "final final" is "we can finish the set :)"

Juhu!

For context about how recent Splatoon is: Splatoon 1 will be 10 years old on the 28th.

no its fine, i just didn't think he would be german

yippe!!

wahoo!

I went to catholic high school and one year, on Easter week, they made the entire school watch the passion of the Christ projected on a gigantic wall in a pitch dark room with no windows, I was 12

28:01 please omg pride month yard merch. Nick’s HRT shirt would go crazy

This merch drop was kinda wack, but I think you're on to something with the G.B ones for next time.

W Lederhosen

Primo befo da main leshgo