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May 12, 2025

NEW MERCH!!!

Hello fine shyts,

We have new merch coming out on May 15th at 12pm PT.

If you are a Tier 3 patreon sub, this merch is available tomorrow with 25% off!!!!

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Thanks for being here :D

- Nick

Comments (55)

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Tyler Couto · May 16, 2025

Forgot to order the pants in my first order and went to order them and even though I connected my Patreon it’s not showing the discount. Does the discount only work on one order?

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Rooney Dawson · May 16, 2025

Crucified aimen is both in very poor taste and hilarious

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Saddgh0stt · May 16, 2025

Is it still 25 percent off? I'm late to the merch..

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Ben · May 15, 2025

$397.66 just for postage to Aus is insane, very disappointed

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Tane · May 15, 2025

As an Australian, this is just the average Australian overseas shipping price :,(

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NOLZI · May 14, 2025

New erchmay ? Grouse

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Tastymemer345 · May 14, 2025

Sell more pant

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Tastymemer345 · February 13, 2026

Mmm scam

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Eden Holder · May 14, 2025

the site says $25 patrons get early access but when i connect my patreon it doesn’t let me in </3

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Robert Smith · May 14, 2025

Try on your desktop or laptop, I had issues on my phone

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Robert Smith · May 14, 2025

MORE PANT!!!

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Robert Smith · May 14, 2025

pls <3

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Raymond Martinez · May 14, 2025

brother the pants sold out?? im teir 3 dawg what da helly?!?!?!? love yall though

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Raymond Martinez · February 13, 2026

Thank you the yard

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daniel · May 14, 2025

you have too many rich fans and i am sad that i didnt get the pants :(

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elijah briggs · May 13, 2025

Connecting my Patreon account for early access doesn’t work, anyone know a fix?

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Adam Bucknall · May 13, 2025

Is there a preorder on this drop at all, was hoping to grab a pair of the pants

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Markus Antonius · May 13, 2025

Goddamn the pants and over shirt sold out fast

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Ryan Meier · May 13, 2025

Sold out? :(

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Schmitty · May 13, 2025

Did they already sell out on Large pants lol. Crazy

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Joey walnuts · May 13, 2025

Cardigan is gone gone right?

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Davro · May 13, 2025

its my birthday can i get a discount on the aiden crucifixion t-shirt

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Ian Simon · May 13, 2025

will the pants have a sizing chart?

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Sóley Nótt · May 13, 2025

On my knees begging for girls night shirt to come back

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Samuel Jasek · May 13, 2025

They’ll probably do a relaunch of stuff at the end of the year like they did last year

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Estebiner · May 13, 2025

Yay :3

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poexv · May 13, 2025

Yoo the socks

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faceless · May 13, 2025

Im vibin with the adien shirt the rest is okay

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Elaine · May 13, 2025

Anyone know how much the hoodie might be?

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Vincent Nap · May 13, 2025

CRUCIFIED AIMEN IS HARD AS FUCK

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phunk · May 13, 2025

is it assumed that the pants will follow men’s sizing? just wondering if i should go up a size or two

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Gooby · May 13, 2025

YOOOO CRUCIFIED AIDEN GOES HARD

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Purpz · May 13, 2025

poor coots 😪

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David Niday · May 12, 2025

Crucified Aimen shirt is literally so fucking cool 😭

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DjHamdog · May 12, 2025

The cross one is pretty tasteless… Disappointing.

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NessaroseDyer · May 12, 2025

Do you watch the show? Half of their bits are that level or worse like ...? Crazy to be offended at that

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pimbs · May 12, 2025

Yall gotta drop on Fridays. Even the hoes know when payday is

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Cesar Valencia · May 12, 2025

Holy fuck this shit is flames

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Lukepogging · May 12, 2025

I fw the jacket and piss shirt so bad 🕺

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Carbuncle · May 12, 2025

Calvin shirt is so hard

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Caleb Cherry · May 12, 2025

Ayyyy new merch before D&D babyyyy

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Harrinator · May 12, 2025

If I subbed to T3 right now, would I get the opportunity for the discount or is it only before the announcement?

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CalamityJones · May 12, 2025

Once you sub to T3 you get to avail I'm pretty sure, did it before, most likely doing it again tomorrow 🫡

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Ethan Duquette · May 12, 2025

I can’t wait to jork it in yalls shit

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Merlin Druzinec · May 13, 2025

hell yea

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smokedpenguin · May 12, 2025

Why is merch always released mid work day

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John Gauna · May 12, 2025

He indeed has risen 👀

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CalamityJones · May 12, 2025

Time to grab the wallet and shill out I suppose

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Tyler · May 12, 2025

you mean it…? 🥺

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Faye852 · May 12, 2025

wahoo!

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Nathan Moser · May 12, 2025

Yipeee can’t wait to wear Aiden on a cross to church!!

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jeremy nelson · May 12, 2025

Is that Aiden on a cross???

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jeremy nelson · November 3, 2025

Lol ok

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Noahalden · May 12, 2025

I need to see these pants in somebody

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TyberiousBrisket · May 13, 2025

How about on first??