Ep. 197 Premium - the yard therapy [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - nick is our therapist
00:01:50 - ludwig was a menace in public
00:04:34 - slime refused to say it back to ludwig
00:05:25 - it smells like sea water
00:08:25 - ludwig is drunk
00:10:00 - slime is jealous
00:10:54 - our therapist is weird
00:11:55 - putting drug addicts in a dave & buster
00:13:45 - was chinatown made by chinese people?
00:15:45 - our apartment is just like trainwrecks
00:18:19 - ludwig would become a poker dealer
00:22:10 - crypto
00:23:44 - magnus midtbo
00:25:47 - a company strawpoll for kicking slime out of the office
00:26:35 - punching ludwig in the stomach in front of a fan
00:29:17 - our pilot was flexing his watch to everyone on the plane
00:34:17 - ludwigs minecraft movie experience
00:36:00 - nick has never thrown up with stomach flu
00:38:18 - ludwigs outfit
00:39:47 - meeting up with northernlion in california
00:42:50 - ok, then name all drugs.
00:45:06 - is this all a failure.. whats the point...
00:45:25 - we met a fan on our plane
00:49:35 - slime got a taste of his own medicine
00:53:20 - aiden didn't tell his mum that we were in vancouver
00:56:34 - what are we doing while we're here
00:58:55 - aiden played CS with a mean youtuber
01:01:55 - thanks for watching!
Comments (87)
I hate when the guys talk about christianity.... its such a dumb religion that has been disproven literally dozens of different ways. Evolution disproves the genesis story making the story of original sin null and void making the whole saving grace arc of the christian mythos null and void. christianity/abrahamic religions are a plague on man kind that needs to be removed forever so that humans can progress. its caused so much unneeded trauma and harm to people its insane. if the guys just read up reasons for atheism for an hour hopefully they'd stop bringing up the stupid ass religion.
Breath
like IIJericho??
The reason for the whole gallon of milk thing is that all humans are a little lactose intolerant just due to evolution but for most people its barely there, but a gallon of milk just passes that threshold of too much lactose and your body just removes it cuz its like "ah yes thats poison"
YOU WILL CALL HER
bro moves his BIG ass foot closer then pulls out another
BIG ass foot holy shit
It sounds a lot like a nightmare to see an internet celebrity on a school trip, hype yourself up to ask them for a picture, have them say "Not yet! Here's a test first" and walk with you while you absolutely blank on the answer and then at the end, you have to face the guy you just disappointed. I hope they got their photo.
Idk if I could drink a gallon of milk AND run, but I could easily drink a gallon of milk in a short period of time
33:03 DOG JUMPSCARE
“So close” has me fucking dead my goat
top Patreon ep
Put them damn toes away Ludwig, why are you as a man showing other men your grippers
can u put the video on spotify please
I ran an eggnog mile and didn't throw up (built different) so im convinced nick wouldn't throw up for the milk mile
Mogul Moves LED stun gun baton
I havent stopping thinking about the Slime punching Ludwig in front of a fan bit. It's so fucking funny.
Tallahassee’s “Frenchtown” is actually barely French and in fact, a historic African American neighborhood!
Btw, as a Vancouverite, I can tell from the NL pod background that you’re staying in the downtown east side of Vancouver, also known as Vancouvers skid row. We do have a huge drug/homelessness issue but it’s also equally focused in one area, which just happens to be where yall are staying. Glad to see you guys in my city tho :)
Based on the online poker database of earnings from events/tournaments, Ludwig is the 13,482 top earning player.
I wonder if slime punched Ludwig every time they met a fan if lud would develop a Pavlov response of being afraid of fans
love it when DJ Nick comes out to say something
I updated my Outlook notification sound to 54:58. How long before HR emails?
How do I join the discord, it’s been like 2 years of me subbed
Connect your discord with patreon and it auto adds it to your server list
Lud put your bussy into a full blown kids video and post it on main then make second video “I made kids video to see it if works?? “
Call me Anthony the way I’m sliming my machine
nick is just totally correct about the birth thing
i like the NBs nick those are nice
Electric episode here. Man Ludwig was being so magical here, Slime should have just admitted he loved him.
contrary to what slime slime said, there are no devout christians 52 minutes into a yard premium episode
Ludwig as a dealer gives dealer Luigi vibes (it's not the L's)
the part about nick's gf throwing with the toothbrush had me crying
Aiden’s “I don’t care” quip fucking KILLED me man lmaoo lemonade tycoon really changed my man into a savage
I think Ludwig likes how Ryan Coogler pronounces ‘st’
I love how the subtitlers gave up on deciphering what they say when they speak over each. Sucks cuz I need subtitles but I get it lol
the blanket made this episode so cozy-feeling
I looked it up, Luds not top 10000 but he would be around top 13000 all time poker earners
bro I'm eating a burger trying not to gag & throw up 😭😭 love the EP so far tho! Ludwig is how I feel atm this week has been awful 😵💫
I missed a beat when they were talking about Tom Dwan and just kept hearing "Dejuan coin" and was really worried about Shroomed for a moment
the long day + post big meal silliness makes episodes like these a joy to have on fridays
Christian viewer clocking in, Nick is right about the sin/birth argument
congrats Paloma on retiring this year!! 😝😝🎉🎉🎉
Eve made Cain and Abel to crack Xbox 360 accounts
Aimen era on the come up
The couch looks like the three stages of Bald. I'm between Slime and Lud. Not mad, not sad - it just is what it is I guess
Do "fuck you" patrons get to join the Yard Cuddle Puddle?
Good to hear lemonade tycoon talk about homelessness and the history behind chinatown
It's gonna be a gyatt summer
Nick was right about the childbirth thing, but he was wrong about eves kids busting her down. in the abrahamic canon all of humanity comes from the line of Seth and he probably just fucked his sister(s) and/or cousin(s)
This is completely accurate, but there are other theories that some groups believe too. For instance, some groups of Christians think that because it doesn’t explicitly say that God ONLY created humans that one time in the garden, after the fall God provided other groups of people for Seth and his many other brothers and sisters to “be fruitful” with. Another theory is that this is why humans are said to live so long (900+ years) before the Flood, so that they could live for multiple generations to allow the family tree to have more branches before crossing back over each other. The boys should have Wendigoon on.
Nick was right about the Adam and Eve having kids thing. I went to catholic school. Get fucked other yard bros
it’s moments like “sippin wocky” that keep me coming back
lud should do irl beerio kart, just a foot race where you have to stop moving to drink a certain amount of beer in the race
took a t break from the yard patreon (24 hours 💔)
Do yall think Yachty is cut or
This episode is big for Lud's wikiFeet
I did not imagine everyone comfy under a blanket and that’s awesome
How stoned was Lud during this
51:03 awesome day to be named eve ♥️
As a real Croupier, I think lud would off himself day dot, Slime and Aiden both have that dog tho. Slime would make a great Poker dealer, generally quiet during hands with enough insight into hands to offer actual banter, Aiden is a Baccarat or Bj dealer 100%, casual yapper who would ask about things with low commitment. Thats just my opinon, don't know about US casino culture but thats how it is for me.
It took me a sec to realize that BJ was blackjack, and that you weren't saying Aiden would be good distributor of Baccarat and Blowjobs
Sipping wocky killed me
they look like the grandparents on the bed in charlie and the chocolate factory
funniest comment
Lud is wrong about the Bible child birth thing, Nick is right. Adam and Eve's sin, among other punishments, made child birth painful. It was already theoretically possible beforehand, although they didn't do it until after
Lud figured out that Canadian baby bottle pop strat, dip it and rip it
Nick is looking handsome as fuck god damn, the long hair is 100% the move
dudes like spider-man but never marveld some Mj 🍃
It's crazy that the nervous kid needs to buy the patreon if he wants to see if the yard guys talked about him and how they felt about him not knowing Aiden's name. I can imagine him pacing back and forth in his room hovering over the buy button. I honestly would do the same if I met them and didn't have the patreon.
Speaking of gallons of milk. Have y'all ever heard of the GOMAD diet? It stands for gallon of milk a day. It's for bulking. NileRed use to do it.
Isn't St Louis French town?
amen is from the yard
slime is my combat streamer
ludbug is my contort stream-er
Gyatto SAMA
the 3d printed gun guys claim the plans are free speech but probably on some sovereign citizen shit lol
Wouldn't be my favorite far-right podcast without the mention of the Bible 💯
get your damn foot off the middle of the screen, gross
he put them both on the table im gonna lose it
Next Yard Merch Launch: The Yard Casino, like trashy air brushed Vegas Strip shirts but Yard themed and the launch trailer is the 4 of them dressed as dealers smoking outside the casino just shitting on Aiden until he walks outside and they play nice then.
Pretty sure Sherman the vermin from the last CS section is Faze Rug’s cousin
the past four episodes ludwig has been on have been stellar examples of his ever-broadening range from whatever the fuck he has going on. love it
wahoo!
Couch of child, chair of man
based
when they were talking about the blanket on the audio I thought they were all huddled under one blanket like a pillow fort