Ep. 196 Premium - HR meeting edition [VIDEO]

KELBY AS A GUEST EPISODE PETITON NEEDS TO BE MADE

"When you nut in space, it push you backwards" -MBMBaM like ten years ago. pretty amazing two of my favorite podcasts semi-organically came up with the EXACT same joke.

Neil degrasse Tyson has SA multiple women, he's not a good guy

BRO I FEEL LIKE IM INSANE LISTENING TO THIS CAN'T EVERYONE CONTROL THEIR FARTS??

I know they're not gonna read this, but I feel the need to chime in on the "buying TikTok views" thing. It's not just buying views, you're buying ad space. What it is is your video will be promoted like an ad, and depending on how much money you put in, you're guaranteed to have your video/ad appear in a feed and get viewed x amount of times. The trade-off is once you hit that number of views, that post doesn't stay in the algorithm. It won't continue showing up in the FYP unless you pay to promote it more. This feature is intended for ads, but the thing is pretty much anyone can use it. And when it first was opened up to everyone, people pretty much just used it to buy views on their crappy videos. Every promoted video was like public access television and it was kinda funny. TikTok really likes to push the hell out of this feature and market it as a way to boost your posts, and *that* is actually really scummy. People argue about this, but many including myself swear it's real: If you get a notification for a coupon/deal for Promote, and you post a new video right after, they will throttle the fuck out of that post and it will TANK in the algo to try and pressure you into buying views. It's weird, it sucks, but it's how they make money.

if you fart in a forest and nobody's around does it still smell

I think Ludwig is the most right in the fart debate. I work in chem labs and ensuring that things are mixed evenly is very important, my quals for this topic are having studied how to mix gaseous, liquid, and multi-phase samples efficiently in lab settings and I think the human colon is similar enough in size, pressure, and temperature that my knowledge applies here. Over an infinite amount of time a sealed container with gaseous stink molecules concentrated in one region and gaseous non-stink molecules filling the remainder of the container it will reach a chemical equilibrium eventually, but without mixing this process will be slowish at body temp. The stink disequilibrium would be exacerbated if the gaseous stink had a solid or semisolid medium containing more stink. This happens because the solid or semi-solid stink medium will not mix equally and so the evaporation of new stink will not be heterogeneous, the stink/non-stink concentration difference will remain. Nick's mistake here is assuming that a container of gas will be homogenous, in purely gaseous systems this is a very reasonably assumption but in the stink debate the 'container' is partially made up of stink-releasing medium. A counterpoint to my argument, and also a testament to the hellfire Slime can brew inside him, is that one of the stink molecules of farts is hydrogen sulfide, H2S, at low concentrations H2S has the smell of rotten eggs, but as the concentration increases or maintains a moderate level for long periods of time our sense of smell will 'deafen' the smell of H2S. It may just be possible that Slime's bottom boiler room is potent enough to overwhelm your sense of smell when in an enclosed space, though to do this you would be approaching concentrations of H2S that are acutely toxic. In short: Stink could realistically be unequally distributed in fart pockets in the colon. Hydrogen sulfide and it's weird behaviour with the nose could play a role (though unlikely) but you should hope otherwise because it's weird behaviour means you are being poisoned.

I worked on the marketing for the Boogeyman film that came out a couple of years ago and although we put a ton of work creating a live studio set with practical effects and all this cool shit, it really just came down to my boss pumping hundreds into TikTok to push the livestream to over a million viewers then we just used that metric to show Di(s)ney that we were successful, it feels scummy but that’s just how marketing works

ngl the dedicated ripper in my life also has the funny+no smell technique and this podcast explains why he always uses the same pose

I picture Nick and Slime in astronaut suits, sitting beside each other. Then slime just floats up a few inches and starts laughing

In space no one can hear you fart

the fart argument is just... gas diffusion

S-tier bonus ep from start to finish

first 10mins had me straight cry laughing dude. absolute cinema

Stopped studying to make my first comment that the diamond debate shouldn’t even be a question and Ludwig trying to rewrite history so fluidly is absolutely insane

Anyone else not seeing the video on the recent Patreon episodes even though it says [video]?

its gonna be northernlion btw

If Aiden is serious about finasteride/minoxidil he should start now. It will get worse before it gets better and takes up to a year to fully work. Everyone says they should've started sooner.

I’m sorry was that a Nick n word at 35:25 holy shit get that man out of CoD

Ludwig vs Nick is basically just the diamond gambling meme

Ludwig with his absolute worst take of all time with diamonds makes a comeback

THATLIBRARYSHOW?!?!?!?! I’m so hype if so

colin cowherd of space is such an elite pull how the hell does slime know that

yo did he say the n word in 35:25 ? didn't know americans are like that frfr

Starting now, for every 24 hours that there is no Yard DnD, Nick will be my least favorite for 1 year.

I can’t completely I got jump scared at the very end by Nick’s psychopathic pronunciation of Monsanto

Love that The Yard just accidentally recreated a MBMBaM bit organically. Its like convergent evolution

Ludwig trying to rewrite history on the diamond escapade is insane

Slime in the office is one of my favorite parts of the yard recently

this office drama is so fucking funny, what a banger episode

I think Ludwig could possibly be on to something. If the fecal air is heavier than the other gas, you can’t let off the top without letting out any fecal matter. Thus no tail

Slime is wrong, Nick is right. Just depends on Bacterial Fermentation and diet pre fart.

monsanto hasn't been a company for too long for them to still joke about it being a sponsor

this era of The Yard kinda feels like that season of Seinfeld where George has to move back in with his parents

Ludwig is officially never allowed to talk ball again after saying “Mike Trout on the angels fucking sucked”

doesn't neil degrasse Tyson have crazy allegations

the yard philosophy power hour, from the ethics of long farts to nihilism

i think i just love hearing the yard tell stories instead of just talking about stories

this is such a fucking funny episode

The fact that the yard's 4 letter stock name can still be YARD fucks

You know how oil separates from water right? Slime's cheeks are so agile that he can squeeze the smell away. Truly a master at his craft

One of the best eps yet, already on my third rewatch

stop by if ur in calgary

Canada -> NY pod next week is gonna be so fucking fire I can't wait

yard poker would be a banger

If you uncover the diamonds they're yours you can just mine in a different direction there arent a really limited amount of diamonds ludwig is just seething with jealousy over nick's diamonds and white boy swagger and thats okay

Did DnD ever come out?

Nah I’m on Slimes side for the Street Fighter thing. I’ve accidentally super soo many times bc I just find myself mashing way to much

I really hope the canada guest is NL

I paid 5 of my American dollars for this

this one feels like cumtown

The Yard goes public and we band together to buy a majority share and demand the Viagra episode.

the fart debate is my favorite thing ever

gimme that topo, chico

This is a scientific masterpiece

Slime gotta damn catalytic converter inside him

RE: the QT video, I totally saw Mario Goatse this time around getting liked by my normie friends but also most of the 1M+ like ig videos I get are "1 year anniversary of this viral moment!!" and they crush. Might as well farm views if there's money in it

Niel DeGrasse Tyson would crush on the yard, his other podcast appearances are actually great. Though he is Aiden-pilled as far as long-winded stories go

I hope Nick wears a bald cap for the NL episode

lowkey need that prezoh ep

One Jizz-year is 17.52 km

This one was elite

slimes karate is very iasip Mac coded

What a great podcast to eat to

fart originate in the belly The butt ring is an air lock door There are many shits in the butt pipe As wind builds up it will pass various craps, as well as crapless voids in between when fart time has come the first and oldest of the gas has experienced big smells and wishes to move out of home for the first time The tail, the youngest, promptly follows the same dumps as its older relative, yet the tail is seeped in stench far less than its now-expelled older, reeking sibling

Ludwig is completely in the wrong about the diamonds.being offered half is more then generous the average tax is like 20%

one of the best premos yet genuinely

first five minutes are wild

Y'all always find a way to talk abt poop or farts when I start eating

if its nile red ill nlow my shit smooth off in walmart

gun to your head 40 minutes of trinket talk or 10 minutes of fart talk

holy fuck nl

Being a female viewer was hard today

ludwig "shohei angels jersey" ahgren saying "i liked the dodgers before shohei went there is egregious and im suprised non of the guys called him on it

I really enjoyed this ep btw thanks guys

Can yall please bring alex to meet NL

Ok since the Minecraft thing was brought up again I have to say: If you read the Yard coffee table book entry about the Minecraft episode Ludwig adds something that I think changes a lot. His base was high up on a mountain, so he spent a whole ass day mining ALL the way down to y=11, with organized strip mines, with torches aligned in a consistent system so he always knew which way went back home, etc. And then Nick went in and started using it without that knowledge and without asking. I actually think Ludwig is in the right, that's fucked up and could make it feel like that whole day was wasted.

My new get rich quick scheme is to get a job at Mogul Moves and then just sue the company for the hostile work environment. Pretty sure it's a slam dunk lmao

i hate when they team up on the bald one :-(

YAYY EVIL CHUZZWIG AHGREN

This morning I watched a man shit at the bus stop I was waiting at heading to work.

Yoooo NL Yard is so hype!!

Master Splinter more like Master Sphincter

These guys are all millionaires and we did that. Everyone give yourself a pat on the back.

Its crazy that ive literally watched the main eps and the patreon since episode one and we have done a full circle all the way back to the diamond argument from episode 12💀

Holy shit my ears perked up like a dog when they started talking about the physics of busting in space. This is a popular MBMBaM clip. “When you nut does it push you backwards?”, in reference to astronauts. We all really do pull from that same ethereal well.

The Ludwig-Slime Toothpaste was almost winning me over with it’s Science, but the truth is the area is so small that there is no difference between the Butthole Touching Gas and the Poop Touching Gas. There is not enough space. The Great Fart Debate can be solved easily. Slime goes up to a panel of judges to prove if he can, in fact, control the smell of his farts.

Canada episode?? Could the dream NL collab be happening??

Farting in space? Talk about a gas giant

Never realized ludwig is as dumb as he is...wow...

35:24 n word?

I didn't know slime liked to Rebel @5:35

Why are the videos posting only as audio

Slime in the forest practicing his secret smell no fart technique

Imma loose it if we are about to have an NL pod, a dream come true

KOTOR MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

I'm so excited to see what the gun is used for

investing in the patreon is the best decision i’ve ever made

Joe Rogan could never cover these hard hitting topics

Nah where the vids at it’s been a month w nun

Where main ep?

How can nick be the shit if he can't even hang with the fart?

lawyer here. clearly AI. slime didn’t do any of that, and we WILL be counter suing

How am I supposed to consume all the tasty slop if it’s not even chronological??

prem hitting before the youtube ep!