Ep. 175 Premium - the guys get crass [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - dane cook
00:01:04 - what was your playground activity?
00:03:23 - sex ed
00:07:50 - other playground activities
00:11:18 - tether ball
00:13:39 - gaming in school
00:14:26 - boys get crass
00:15:00 - ghost cum
00:16:19 - azoospermia
00:18:18 - the cursing club
00:19:18 - 1,000 mice was sent to a store by accident
00:21:20 - eating squid
00:22:54 - who is better at basketball
00:26:51 - don't park on the grass 2024
00:30:34 - holding the reacts accountable
00:34:29 - aiden & slime commentary
00:36:55 - mogul maga
00:39:18 - slime talks about fans
00:44:45 - the jake paul vs mike tyson match
00:47:57 - miles convinces a high schooler to sell their controller
00:50:08 - ai is identifying outfits in war photos
00:51:47 - first buddy
00:53:15 - seattle
00:55:51 - league talk
01:04:32 - thanks for watching
Comments (68)
RIP to Lud's Lethal Shooter private lessons
43:14 I just watched the thin neon line ep so this is fucking awesome
I went to a tiny, very white, very conservative school and the day in 2011 when I brought my DS to class, I was yelled at for having electronics at school. Fast forward 2016, I was still the only kid with a personal phone (loved my galaxy s5) and yet I was still the "weird kid" cuz I didn't run around playing pretend with the other kids... We were in 7th or 8th grade. How I wasn't the cool kid who could look up YouTube videos and use Google whenever I wanted is insane to me. Tbf I would've rather been me than the actual cool kids cuz they set fire to a community park in 8th grade and they all got fully kicked out of school.
55:42 67 Boi so tuff
First buddy is no longer true 6 months later lol
Are these premium? I swear this is the same YouTube cut
Semen without sperm = seboy
Seattle represent. 💪🏻🌧️
I guess that one guy who decoded your secret para-motor anti-semetism in the premo comments was right 😔
40:49 pitched up Seth Rogan laugh
It wasn’t the crassness that made me have to tune out of this episode but rather the graphic description of eating mice
I’ve been told sucking your own dick is more like sucking a dick than being blown
Recess in Canada is throwing yourself down a hill in the winter
insta popping q without qt is some hater shi ngl
it feels like you're sucking dick as opposed to getting your dick sucked so kudos to anyone who has had to deal with ghost cum
I went to a Lutheran school and I assure you we were asking each other if we would suck it, just way weirder.
Y'all should come down to Seattle and join us YouTubers down here! (You will be robbed)
From everything I have seen from Ludwig playing basketball, it does not look like he knows how to play. He is good in the same way someone who only ever goes into the practice range in a video game is good.
Ghost cum is like orange juice with no pulp
Yeah the best variation
Idk why everyone always thinks calamari includes octopus. Calamari is only squid and the rings are thin slices of the squid body. The "little octopus" part is just the squid tentacles, and there is no beak or bones in that part. It's probably just chewy because it's overcooked.
the seattle weather part has to be a social experiment bc no way bro
I don't think nick can say what he said at 7:53
I 100% know what you are hearing but he’s saying fucking facts.
When I was a kid playing tether ball, I ran into the pole. To this day, I don’t know how I did it, but I did
did they not call it kill the carrier? was genz too woke?
What's slimes OP.GG
The crazy thing is that ghost cum is a real thing, somebody tell Ludwig that he needs to get on some E to do it tho
Seattle Mentioned RAHHHHHH Pls record an episode here 🙏
semen without sperm is what they call girlcum
It is so entertaining to hear Ludwig talk about league and how to climb when in reality he is so far off it's laughable.
med student here, so semen is just the fluid that carries the sperm and is produced by the prostate. sperm is produced by a little guy on top of the testicles called the epididymitis and is carried to the urethra by tubes called the vas deferens. so when you get snipped you're cum is only semen
seattle based, rain based, aimen based
As a young Jewish lad, we appreciate maga mail’s stance on antisemitism
I died when slime said I think it might be the same thing😂😂
I went to a Lutheran school, and can confirm we did have self suck discourse
Calling someone who beats off in the toilet “spiders georg” is so funny Slime really is a tumblrina
You could see the difference when Josh locked in it was insane
I also had sex ed in fifth grade but we basically just watched a video about puberty. The video was so vague that I thought at the time that girls also had a ballsack (just no penis) and sex was when a guy and girl rubbed sacks together.
It was me, i resubbed bc of poki and now im stuck here for a month
Same
I straight up eat my cum every time I don't use lube. Makes cleanup easier, and it tastes fine. I don't see the big deal.
I went to a Lutheran school. We. Its. You’d think it was better than public school. It’s not.
I'm not as old as slime but we also got the puberty video in 5th grade.
No Im LUCAS ??!!!
SEATTLE MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨
I'm diagnosed slime can say it
Plus my brother has cte and we’re the same
I love how much Maynard James Keenan is brought up on the podcast
guys the cum is exactly the same, i got a vasectomy at 20
Damn so the DnD show really was fake the whole time. Don’t know why I believed them
I would buy Slime’s teeth… for home decor…
smear the … was called kill the dill with the pill in australia
Yo Lady Sovereign is such a deep cut back Cartoon Network for me.
I love this whole self suck conversation because my best friend literally gets paid to teach dudes how to get flexible enough to self suck. Sex work is journey.
is ludwig actually friends with the "i understand it now" guy?? he's so cool
i reverse cowgirl the toilet when i beat off
These boys talking combat sports is a mess
Everyone come to NH and adopt some mice.
Nah idgaf pnw weather clears socal weather i don’t understand how anyone enjoys being in any place where you need air conditioning to be comfortable for half the year. Cloudy/windy weather is the best weather.
Real shit. We can be outside in summer and not melt to the sidewalk
I'm going to cum on the rug you made
Bro what! I was also part of a curse club in elementary school! but mine was called the swear club and im like 5 years older than nick. I was the official speller, a kid named elliot would learn new words from his construction worker dad and furtively bring then to us at recess and i would write them down so we all knew how to spell them. I had to write my parents a letter when we got caught that was like "I said hell and fuck at school and I'm so sorry"
yippeee!!
Yippee!
Here right after the main. Poki should have stayed for the premium
I think they did the Premium before Poki got there, or thats what they said in the main episode at least.
wahoo!
