Ep. 170 Premium - the boys fight over cookies [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - asmongold
00:09:05 - the nilla wafers
00:12:00 - who gets the wafers?
00:15:38 - trying the wafers
00:18:17 - serj tankian on last meal
00:20:09 - the boys really want more wafers
00:21:56 - the boys play a game
00:27:19 - verdict
00:30:10 - high school friends apologising for what they did
00:33:36 - aiden setting up a fire with gasoline
00:34:46 - fireworks
00:38:34 - guy asked slime to run him over
00:39:50 - streamer in LA who turns up to crime scenes from police scanner
00:42:13 - aiden gives elon musk a W
00:44:28 - stealing street signs
00:49:08 - devious licks
00:50:18 - the last thing we've stolen
00:52:34 - stealing in vegas
00:58:39 - nicks stream cam
00:59:07 - alexsmokesmid
01:04:03 - why nick is a bad streamer
01:06:59 - northernlion is the perfect streamer
Comments (110)
I’ve been going through the backlogs of bonus eps and getting audio jump scared by lud was extremely funny
i thought i was legitimately insane when i saw ludwig spawn in mid video
this may be a better video than a stream but I think an Aiden stream/video watching mario kart wii world records and him sort of explaining the tech would be fun to watch. Aiden's funny and people talking about stuff they are passionate about is interesting
So this is the ep where the bugs came from
Slime can’t handle power
"Lord of the Flies" ahh episode
Yo where my real bubblers at ?
Yes Nick, its gay to overpay lmfao
here come da judge is literally just a photo of nick in that one ep
Where I am in Denver they encrypted the police radio so you can’t listen to them anymore. They did that during the George Floyd protests and haven’t even unencrypted it since then. You can still listen to Boulder though.
lud piping up startled me i wont lie
same i thought i switched eps by accident
As a Casino dealer I can 100% say, when i pay incorrectly, I know, its like a tingle in the back of my head, but sometimes im just like fuck it we ball, cause i can't be fucked calling a supervisor to do a recall and 95% of the time I just take it back next hand. Do the gambit of lying about what you were paid, if we could be fucked we would have already called the floor so most of the time I will "believe" people to keep the hands going
Baldur’s Gate diaper bit
Just joined! Also- how do I join the friggin discord, I made a discord account just for it.
If you have your patreon account linked to your discord, it will automatically prompt you the next time you boot up discord that you joined the yard server. Should be automatic.
Hello first time Yard patreon joiner, it's me first time. Been a long time coming since I've watched every yard episode. Now I got 170 more episodes to catch up on 😃
His name is Jun Seba. If you reverse his first and last name it’s literally Nujabes 🫠 I’m so sorry it was just killing me
As a day 1 Northernlion stan I am so glad to hear the glaze from nick especially because when he initially was introduced to NL from Ludwig talking about chess, nick said he thought NL wasn't funny cause he watched a one of his chess vods. This is the best timeline
HE MENTIONS IT
Animated segment is clean Archie
zipper episode would be so cool
What’s nicks stream?
Falco on twitch, his face is in the pfp
Wtf is a kinda wedding Aiden
I’m really surprised they didn’t stop him and get more details about this. Maybe it was like a renewal of vows or something?
“This is like squid game.” After watching three adult men fighting over cookies. This show rules.
Jumpscared by the Ludwig coffee comment
my hearts racing
for real i want a zipper ep pls
I'm a simple man, I love me some dunking on Asmongold
“Who knows Nujabes’s name?” is a really funny question when you know his stage name is his name (Jun Seba) reversed
Little did the boys know they predicted asmon reverting to islam and finding Allah
Ludwig jumpscare near the end
As a northernlion viewer since early flash isaac, it was crazy whiplash to hear them say he’s cracked at gaming
if ludwig’s episode of last meals is next to come out it’ll be serj tankian straight into ludwig from video games
Fuck Ed from street fighter six. I see that demon in my nightmares
northernlion dles are the perfect background for tasks. better than ritalin
I love patreon without lubbin
as someone who goes to a public school in florida, i am just now finding out that the beads thing is not the truth. wtf
Tbf I went to public school in New York, and even then we learned that manhattan was sold for beads, but the natives thought they were sharing the land. Idk how much of that is true
Give the zipper text to speech Ludwig's voice
Target waits until you’ve stolen $1000 worth of goods before they stop you because then they can slap you with a felony. They somehow track your personal record of owed money with the cameras or something, idrk. My cousin has been target security for years and told me about it
The lack of acknowledgment for Daron Malakian while talking about System of a Down was disheartening.
i love the NL glazing sesh at the end
Quality content beginning with Aiden eating the mushiest most mouth-smacking item of food available <3
I might be overly anxious but as a Muslim whenever the topic of Islam comes up in the pod I constantly hope they wont say some out of pocket thing. I have seen some stuff said in the comments and I really hope that doesn’t reflect on the boys. Just to be clear, ok with gay people, peaceful, feels weird to even comment this.
i get this also as a muslim, i really enjoy listening to them and i don’t want them to say anything out of order about islam
please, archie, nick, whoever the fuck i have to get on my little fragile knees and suck off to completion, please do more animated segments. I fucking love it. Even if its just simple jpegs of fat aimen, i want more.
That Ludwig cut in scared the shit out of me
Been watching NorthernLion since 2012 and it makes me happy he's been getting the recognition he deserves
it was a beautiful moment and i rewound just to get another glimpse of slime's face while he crushed the cookies
This one was an all-timer
Y'all really couldnt just share the cookies huh
had literally 1:1 the same experience with the firecracker exploding next to the ear mid-throw thing Aiden real asf for that
every time northern lion mentions slime i get so excited
Nujabes’ name is Jun Seba 😂 it’s his name rearranged and backwards
zipper tts ep would be amazing
Scanner - ✅ Jammer - ❌
the first half hour of this legitimately felt like lord of the flies
it's cold outside and i'm hungry
So 6 more weeks of winter it is
Uh oh get ready for a long Reddit thread about how they're condoning stealing
As a very long time NL fan. I have seen him do the dumbest shit ever in games. Respectfully, he is not cracked at games. Just an absolute GOD at endlessly talking about nothing.
Ludwig appearong for 2 seconds scared me as an audio listener. Came to watch the video and it still scared me seeing him there.
NL is the greatest of all time
sometimes i think aimen looks a little like trent reznor, and thats why slime wants to turn him out so bad
I remember Nick saying he didn’t fuck with NL’s chess videos, so nice to see that come full circle
can't wait for the first Mars city to be called something like CyberCyty or Hangar 88
what i’m sorry what a fucking lock on asmond converting lmfao
I am 1000% here for Nick's proposed roast
Aiden is awesome, but this is the first episode where I wanted to round house him for not knowing Nujabes' name. Like bro it's on the fucking tin lmao
I'm only half way in but this might be in my top 10 favs of all time
We have a guy here in Rockford Illinois who follows police to crime scenes and reports it to Facebook because the local PD encrypted there radios
anyone else remember the aiden pomegranate story from a previous ep? i find it concerning for me that i’m remembering stories they’ve shared on the pod when they don’t
Yeah glad to see I'm not alone
in the main lud said if hes in the bonus that means DnD is next week, lud jumpscare confirms?
love the premium, great vid man
The Ludwig Jumpscare made me jump :(
1:07:19 i cannot accept the description of 'it's not even like the streamer is making bad choices and it's annoying.' northernlion is a convicted glancer and known bad-decision-maker.
1:07:43 nick is not up to date on ryan's skibidi and costco guys behavior ,he's in full brain rot season rn
LUDEM🗣️
Listened to this and thought abt pumpum
3 grown men arguing over Nilla Wafers like the hyenas from The Lion King- extended edition
To be clear you can generate ozone with a box you can get on Amazon for like $100, and in an enclosed space it WILL kill you.
Making fun of a reprehensible person into a hard switch to cookie fighting is perfect yard shit
There’s vtubers that use voice-to-text-to-speech (Zentreya is a big one) so it’d totally be possible to have Zipper on as a guest and remain anonymous
This might be the most always sunny they have ever acted
Completely agree about NL, he’s truly one of the greats at streaming. I highly recommend Library of Letourneau, which is a fan channel full of really great vod cutdowns
Thought lud killed the add reads on main ep this week, dude had me dying on this one.
the middle child part was a little too spot on
@42:20 Yoooo, I work on the starship program! The thing is called Mechazilla, but no one really calls it that. There’s a bunch of meme names for parts that are technically the official name, it’s wild.
Good to know that the leaders of space exploration are also patreon supporters of the yard
The Yard version of the Stanford Prison project
I was listening to the last ten mins of this ep during a nap, and when Ludwig spoke up it shook me awake.
Long time NL watchers know he's bad at games. And that he's terminally online, he just has a life
Hamasabi vs AsmonMold
6 more weeks of D&D winter it is 😭
The product placement this ep was top tier I'm gonna go buy more nilla wafers those look fire
gotta finish later but y'all should know that first half was electric
sick background archie 👍
that animated segment looks sick
There’s something so funny between the dichotomy of slimes villain voice followed by Aiden’s “I played both sides 🤓” voice
Ludwig jumpscare
please god I would buy the premium for nick presents the roast of asmongold
Nick saying “this show sucks” after one of the funniest premium bits of the year is crazy. This better go in the Best Of
I could have told you he was gonna crumble the cookies as soon as slime gained cookie power
fuck man 6 more weeks of winter
wahoo!
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