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October 17, 2024

Ep. 170 Premium - the boys fight over cookies [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - asmongold

  • 00:09:05 - the nilla wafers

  • 00:12:00 - who gets the wafers?

  • 00:15:38 - trying the wafers

  • 00:18:17 - serj tankian on last meal

  • 00:20:09 - the boys really want more wafers

  • 00:21:56 - the boys play a game

  • 00:27:19 - verdict

  • 00:30:10 - high school friends apologising for what they did

  • 00:33:36 - aiden setting up a fire with gasoline

  • 00:34:46 - fireworks

  • 00:38:34 - guy asked slime to run him over

  • 00:39:50 - streamer in LA who turns up to crime scenes from police scanner

  • 00:42:13 - aiden gives elon musk a W

  • 00:44:28 - stealing street signs

  • 00:49:08 - devious licks

  • 00:50:18 - the last thing we've stolen

  • 00:52:34 - stealing in vegas

  • 00:58:39 - nicks stream cam

  • 00:59:07 - alexsmokesmid

  • 01:04:03 - why nick is a bad streamer

  • 01:06:59 - northernlion is the perfect streamer

Comments (110)

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Jefflum · March 2, 2026

I’ve been going through the backlogs of bonus eps and getting audio jump scared by lud was extremely funny

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Emi · August 8, 2025

i thought i was legitimately insane when i saw ludwig spawn in mid video

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BonesBrooke · December 17, 2024

this may be a better video than a stream but I think an Aiden stream/video watching mario kart wii world records and him sort of explaining the tech would be fun to watch. Aiden's funny and people talking about stuff they are passionate about is interesting

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Honorabledoggod · December 12, 2024

So this is the ep where the bugs came from

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Lucy · December 4, 2024

Slime can’t handle power

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Csanád Temesvári · November 17, 2024

"Lord of the Flies" ahh episode

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Ben On-It · November 14, 2024

Yo where my real bubblers at ?

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Ben On-It · November 14, 2024

Yes Nick, its gay to overpay lmfao

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juliette · November 6, 2024

here come da judge is literally just a photo of nick in that one ep

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Ashton Hellwig · October 28, 2024

Where I am in Denver they encrypted the police radio so you can’t listen to them anymore. They did that during the George Floyd protests and haven’t even unencrypted it since then. You can still listen to Boulder though.

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crypticduck1 · October 28, 2024

lud piping up startled me i wont lie

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lindseyy · March 21, 2025

same i thought i switched eps by accident

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Willow Robinson · October 27, 2024

As a Casino dealer I can 100% say, when i pay incorrectly, I know, its like a tingle in the back of my head, but sometimes im just like fuck it we ball, cause i can't be fucked calling a supervisor to do a recall and 95% of the time I just take it back next hand. Do the gambit of lying about what you were paid, if we could be fucked we would have already called the floor so most of the time I will "believe" people to keep the hands going

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melona · October 25, 2024

Baldur’s Gate diaper bit

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Scrims · October 24, 2024

Just joined! Also- how do I join the friggin discord, I made a discord account just for it.

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Mini Fox · October 24, 2024

If you have your patreon account linked to your discord, it will automatically prompt you the next time you boot up discord that you joined the yard server. Should be automatic.

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Austin Perl · October 24, 2024

Hello first time Yard patreon joiner, it's me first time. Been a long time coming since I've watched every yard episode. Now I got 170 more episodes to catch up on 😃

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Christian Reveche · October 23, 2024

His name is Jun Seba. If you reverse his first and last name it’s literally Nujabes 🫠 I’m so sorry it was just killing me

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Eric Hu · October 23, 2024

As a day 1 Northernlion stan I am so glad to hear the glaze from nick especially because when he initially was introduced to NL from Ludwig talking about chess, nick said he thought NL wasn't funny cause he watched a one of his chess vods. This is the best timeline

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Eric Hu · October 23, 2024

HE MENTIONS IT

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jemas · October 22, 2024

Animated segment is clean Archie

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ena · October 22, 2024

zipper episode would be so cool

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Kyle Corrigan · October 22, 2024

What’s nicks stream?

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melona · October 25, 2024

Falco on twitch, his face is in the pfp

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Tom · October 22, 2024

Wtf is a kinda wedding Aiden

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Ashton Hellwig · October 28, 2024

I’m really surprised they didn’t stop him and get more details about this. Maybe it was like a renewal of vows or something?

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Crum4512 · October 21, 2024

“This is like squid game.” After watching three adult men fighting over cookies. This show rules.

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TheTailbone · October 21, 2024

Jumpscared by the Ludwig coffee comment

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MxL · October 21, 2024

my hearts racing

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Freyja Ward · October 21, 2024

for real i want a zipper ep pls

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Thothrax · October 20, 2024

I'm a simple man, I love me some dunking on Asmongold

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Nana · October 20, 2024

“Who knows Nujabes’s name?” is a really funny question when you know his stage name is his name (Jun Seba) reversed

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Axolotl_Pines · October 20, 2024

Little did the boys know they predicted asmon reverting to islam and finding Allah

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Chance Roberson · October 20, 2024

Ludwig jumpscare near the end

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Zach · October 20, 2024

As a northernlion viewer since early flash isaac, it was crazy whiplash to hear them say he’s cracked at gaming

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Swenomith · October 20, 2024

if ludwig’s episode of last meals is next to come out it’ll be serj tankian straight into ludwig from video games

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Matthew Ritt · October 20, 2024

Fuck Ed from street fighter six. I see that demon in my nightmares

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jo · October 20, 2024

northernlion dles are the perfect background for tasks. better than ritalin

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Arielle · October 19, 2024

I love patreon without lubbin

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CheeseBoi · October 19, 2024

as someone who goes to a public school in florida, i am just now finding out that the beads thing is not the truth. wtf

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Party Panda · October 20, 2024

Tbf I went to public school in New York, and even then we learned that manhattan was sold for beads, but the natives thought they were sharing the land. Idk how much of that is true

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KamFord · October 19, 2024

Give the zipper text to speech Ludwig's voice

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surma · October 19, 2024

Target waits until you’ve stolen $1000 worth of goods before they stop you because then they can slap you with a felony. They somehow track your personal record of owed money with the cameras or something, idrk. My cousin has been target security for years and told me about it

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bitch · October 19, 2024

The lack of acknowledgment for Daron Malakian while talking about System of a Down was disheartening.

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Xander Scism · October 19, 2024

i love the NL glazing sesh at the end

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TC.exe · October 19, 2024

Quality content beginning with Aiden eating the mushiest most mouth-smacking item of food available <3

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Simon · October 19, 2024

I might be overly anxious but as a Muslim whenever the topic of Islam comes up in the pod I constantly hope they wont say some out of pocket thing. I have seen some stuff said in the comments and I really hope that doesn’t reflect on the boys. Just to be clear, ok with gay people, peaceful, feels weird to even comment this.

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Nadiira · October 19, 2024

i get this also as a muslim, i really enjoy listening to them and i don’t want them to say anything out of order about islam

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cuddr · October 18, 2024

please, archie, nick, whoever the fuck i have to get on my little fragile knees and suck off to completion, please do more animated segments. I fucking love it. Even if its just simple jpegs of fat aimen, i want more.

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Brandon · October 18, 2024

That Ludwig cut in scared the shit out of me

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Cj · October 18, 2024

Been watching NorthernLion since 2012 and it makes me happy he's been getting the recognition he deserves

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Omar M · October 18, 2024

it was a beautiful moment and i rewound just to get another glimpse of slime's face while he crushed the cookies

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Lavus · October 18, 2024

This one was an all-timer

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Chuck · October 18, 2024

Y'all really couldnt just share the cookies huh

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BREADSWORD · October 18, 2024

had literally 1:1 the same experience with the firecracker exploding next to the ear mid-throw thing Aiden real asf for that

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Benji · October 18, 2024

every time northern lion mentions slime i get so excited

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John M Heffernan · October 18, 2024

Nujabes’ name is Jun Seba 😂 it’s his name rearranged and backwards

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ToxicSamurai · October 18, 2024

zipper tts ep would be amazing

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Jaxx · October 18, 2024

Scanner - ✅ Jammer - ❌

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mikayla · October 18, 2024

the first half hour of this legitimately felt like lord of the flies

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Kolby · October 18, 2024

it's cold outside and i'm hungry

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Evan Allen · October 18, 2024

So 6 more weeks of winter it is

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Andrew · October 18, 2024

Uh oh get ready for a long Reddit thread about how they're condoning stealing

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Jochem Tiessen · October 18, 2024

As a very long time NL fan. I have seen him do the dumbest shit ever in games. Respectfully, he is not cracked at games. Just an absolute GOD at endlessly talking about nothing.

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smulangel · October 18, 2024

Ludwig appearong for 2 seconds scared me as an audio listener. Came to watch the video and it still scared me seeing him there.

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Sophie Lawton · October 18, 2024

NL is the greatest of all time

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Noah Salomons · October 18, 2024

sometimes i think aimen looks a little like trent reznor, and thats why slime wants to turn him out so bad

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Buttman333 · October 18, 2024

I remember Nick saying he didn’t fuck with NL’s chess videos, so nice to see that come full circle

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Joshua · October 18, 2024

can't wait for the first Mars city to be called something like CyberCyty or Hangar 88

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Jay Hendrix · October 18, 2024

what i’m sorry what a fucking lock on asmond converting lmfao

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Mel · October 18, 2024

I am 1000% here for Nick's proposed roast

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Momonocle · October 18, 2024

Aiden is awesome, but this is the first episode where I wanted to round house him for not knowing Nujabes' name. Like bro it's on the fucking tin lmao

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Lauren · October 18, 2024

I'm only half way in but this might be in my top 10 favs of all time

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slyotic · October 18, 2024

We have a guy here in Rockford Illinois who follows police to crime scenes and reports it to Facebook because the local PD encrypted there radios

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Tommy Becker · October 18, 2024

anyone else remember the aiden pomegranate story from a previous ep? i find it concerning for me that i’m remembering stories they’ve shared on the pod when they don’t

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R · October 18, 2024

Yeah glad to see I'm not alone

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One Hand Henny · October 18, 2024

in the main lud said if hes in the bonus that means DnD is next week, lud jumpscare confirms?

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geb · October 18, 2024

love the premium, great vid man

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_white_crow_ · October 18, 2024

The Ludwig Jumpscare made me jump :(

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PaleWaffle · October 18, 2024

1:07:19 i cannot accept the description of 'it's not even like the streamer is making bad choices and it's annoying.' northernlion is a convicted glancer and known bad-decision-maker.

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PaleWaffle · October 18, 2024

1:07:43 nick is not up to date on ryan's skibidi and costco guys behavior ,he's in full brain rot season rn

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miah_pr · October 18, 2024

LUDEM🗣️

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Robert Lawton · October 18, 2024

Listened to this and thought abt pumpum

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Salmon · October 18, 2024

3 grown men arguing over Nilla Wafers like the hyenas from The Lion King- extended edition

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Benjamin G · October 18, 2024

To be clear you can generate ozone with a box you can get on Amazon for like $100, and in an enclosed space it WILL kill you.

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Max Blackmore · October 18, 2024

Making fun of a reprehensible person into a hard switch to cookie fighting is perfect yard shit

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Jozef · October 18, 2024

There’s vtubers that use voice-to-text-to-speech (Zentreya is a big one) so it’d totally be possible to have Zipper on as a guest and remain anonymous

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Lars Sollie · October 17, 2024

This might be the most always sunny they have ever acted

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Will Keegan · October 17, 2024

Completely agree about NL, he’s truly one of the greats at streaming. I highly recommend Library of Letourneau, which is a fan channel full of really great vod cutdowns

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Daisie Hollywood · October 17, 2024

Thought lud killed the add reads on main ep this week, dude had me dying on this one.

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Nick Nutig · October 17, 2024

the middle child part was a little too spot on

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Jeremiah Keating · October 17, 2024

@42:20 Yoooo, I work on the starship program! The thing is called Mechazilla, but no one really calls it that. There’s a bunch of meme names for parts that are technically the official name, it’s wild.

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Chance Roberson · October 22, 2024

Good to know that the leaders of space exploration are also patreon supporters of the yard

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Bludgeon · October 17, 2024

The Yard version of the Stanford Prison project

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Sunny D · October 17, 2024

I was listening to the last ten mins of this ep during a nap, and when Ludwig spoke up it shook me awake.

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Eric Rash · October 17, 2024

Long time NL watchers know he's bad at games. And that he's terminally online, he just has a life

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Austin Cole · October 17, 2024

Hamasabi vs AsmonMold

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Crisnology · October 17, 2024

6 more weeks of D&D winter it is 😭

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Quinn · October 17, 2024

The product placement this ep was top tier I'm gonna go buy more nilla wafers those look fire

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IDontGiveAShk · October 17, 2024

gotta finish later but y'all should know that first half was electric

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FreetstheGreat · October 17, 2024

sick background archie 👍

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Magic Future · October 17, 2024

that animated segment looks sick

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Aj Bollinger · October 17, 2024

There’s something so funny between the dichotomy of slimes villain voice followed by Aiden’s “I played both sides 🤓” voice

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Amirite · October 17, 2024

Ludwig jumpscare

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Shaun Potter · October 17, 2024

please god I would buy the premium for nick presents the roast of asmongold

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Steven Danielkutty · October 17, 2024

Nick saying “this show sucks” after one of the funniest premium bits of the year is crazy. This better go in the Best Of

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ALEX BREEDON · October 17, 2024

I could have told you he was gonna crumble the cookies as soon as slime gained cookie power

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Christopher Bailey · October 17, 2024

fuck man 6 more weeks of winter

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Faye852 · October 17, 2024

wahoo!

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Lechuga · October 17, 2024

😋