Ep. 168 Premium - ludwig does an eye test [VIDEO]

My coworkers and I use 2 of the same tens unit at work on our backs (we do construction) we both turn ours up to 9 and then go to work, I think the boys might be a little pain sensitive lol

“Can I admit something to you guys” after talking about how he saw gay porn is probably best Slime self-setup to one of his confessions

Brake fluid is super flammable. If your line broke and it got on a hot rotor it would combust. Also if a brake line was severed that caliper would have zero braking force. It isn’t like power steering fluid where it acts to multiply your force, it’s essentially serving the same purpose as a direct line. Air compresses, without fluid you have no brakes.

Had to pause this 10 minutes in because I’m listening at work, forgot my headphones, and now everyone in the office knows how slime stimulates his prostate.

I just joined the patreon and this was the first episode I watched. I forgot they don't censor anything on here so I randomly switched over to the tab and was met with Yoshi's pussy.

finally got patreon specifically to hear about Slime’s prostate adventures. Good episode, no regrets, I will continue giving y’all my money 👍

this was my first patreon episode i have learned so much about slime today

"dude i've already done this a thousand times" in the last 2 seconds of the video

Would like a follow up with the prostate talk

Greece did win ww1

Just wanted to say the convo about not washing your hair was the whitest stuff yall have ever said in the history of the pod lmfao

i love this fucking podcast man. just four guys talking about stimulating their prostates. what’s better than this.

Hugh laughrie on the pod would be sick

cool captions at 34:44

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btw as far as ai ruining r34 i definitely agree but you can filter it by adding minus sign in front "-ai_generated" to the search. happy gooning and good luck on the prostate orgasm mr slime machine

of course CIAimen likes johnny harris

spoiler alert for 13 year old game.. soap dies in mw3 and it makes price distrust the new player character

Slime’s “that’s how you defeat a Zelda boss” had me crying

bro i went my entire life without knowing what happens in mw2 and the day i was planning on finishing act 3 of the campaign nick drops the bomb that ghost dies. fuck my stupid baka life

I just want you guys to know that the artist who drew that motorcycle (Kogito) is a legend among my friends

Soap dies in MW3 :(

7:14 if we as a society get wiped out I hope this is all that’s left as evidence of our existence.

Caught a stray as a Chilean

slime is wrong ab zyns, its nicotine salts and fillers. it has nothing to do with tobacco

Slime's prostate adventure caught me off guard, as a 34yo straight man I can appreciate the bravery

Dude! I have a home golden tee handheld set, me and my friends love that shit. No online though :/

my chem professor looks like slime and he's nice af just thought i should say. likehes like if slime was a nice chem professor

Nothing wrong with a finger in the bum

im eating my weekly yard taco bell meal, that I specifically get as my comfort food to watch my comfort characters shoot the shit... and now i have nothing but an image of slimes prostate and asshole in my head while i smash this cantina chicken quesadilla bro. Lifes dope

shampooing everyday is definitely fine for some hair types. i’ve tried not shampooing for a couple months and my body never corrected, i was just always oily looking. i’ve tried shampooing once a week or every 4 days, i still always get way oilier than im comfortable with.

My scalp gets so much dandruff if i dont wash and condition my hair

Dan benson yard episode when? (even if its just on the patreon)

Slime: Keep speaking your shit, king.

Aiden better than slime

Bro arctic thunder was such a good game

Prostate stimulation ftw

im too autistic to listen 2 the car fluid section sorry fellas please read 1 Haynes guide thank u xx

Hands down best premium ep ever purely for the prostate stimulation conversation

i was smiling so much listening to this as a fellow greek hehe

What a down right hilarious episode! Worth every penny.

Ludwig dressed like Peter Griffin

you can comb out the dirty stuff and cold water works wonders, no shampoo needed !

I need Slime to know that its not too late for him to be an elite athlete if he starts training now

My dad and 2 older brothers love Golden Tee so much they my dad went out and bought the latest golden tee arcade machine for like $20k and put it in his house. If you're playing online there's a good chance you're being stomped by my 65 yr father in his bathrobe

Dude these fellas need to not talk about fluid

I tried to listen to this while running and had to stop I just couldn’t

I can’t read the first E, am I cooked?

bro it's so damn hard to find the prostate dude

Ya know what. I think it’s ok that slime tried to stimulate his prostate. And it’s NOT cuz I once tried…. It’s definitely not. But it’s a normal thing to do if I did.

I think its so cool that Slime openly talked about stimulating his prostate. As someone who identifies as straight, its nice to see a man who also identifies as straight, openly discussing his sexual curiosity and sexual experiences that I have felt too shameful to share to my male friends before. Thanks again for presenting healthy masculinity

Really didn't expect the beginning with this title.

"What do you think happened in World War 1" "Greece won"

I’m locked in at work while listening to this episode barely actually listening. I hear them all say “Ohhh yea that’s perfect!” I unlock my phone to see what they’re talking about. Bam, motorcycle rule 34

Slime discovers he’s greek and IMMEDIATELY start fingering his butthole. Really makes you think

The entire vehicle fluid debate gave me severe brain damage.

Buttsex just has a certain flavour to it, "anal" is so clinical

Can't remember if it came up here or in the main, but there's a big Spanish Minecraft event called Dedsafio running right now, it's a month-long hardcore world with various challenges and it's been pretty entertaining to watch!

Lud's out here riding on a motorcycle with THAT eyesight

Apologies, I was confused two weeks ago when Aiden said the first DnD episode would come out on October 2nd. I mistakenly thought he meant October 2nd, 2024. I now realize he must have meant October 2nd, 2025. I can't wait! Only one more year of waiting!

Five wasn’t a DLC map for black ops 1, you just had to unlock it during the campaign

omg i watched the sanch tiktok and had NO idea it was nick until just now

Oof Five isn’t dlc Also wait we’ve know for years syndicate faked it lmao.

Slime that should have gone on the super secret Ep

just a sweet second of yoshis bare back butt and balls

as a chilean with a swedish best friend, they fucking hate chileans

6 minutes in and i could tell this is a goated ep

59:43 spoiler alert for COD 2023 Soap is dead on MW3(2023) Makarov shoots him in the head. And Ghost is alive

Hanvin stronk listenin g to convo bout brake fluid

Nah condom is real comes with lube and softens out hard edges

this is an insane first ten minutes

Can we please can a Patreon exclusive of Aiden giving us a how to for a Prostate Orgasm?

holy shit i came across the sanchovies tik tok earlier today, that is so fucking funny

LINK IN BIO FOR GAY BUTT SEX NOT ANAL OR GAY BUTT PORN 👆👆👆

I want to apologize to all the other customers in this ALDIs for the noise I made when slime started talking about his prostate

Slime I had the same experience. I feel like this might be a bald autistic man bond that we share because we have a lot of experiences in common. I think I’m going to try to buy this device online to get my prostate because I know I’m missing out on something great

also slime’s so right abt ai & rule 34... it will definitely increase the production but it’ll lose the Spirit of it... rule 34 is a hallowed art & a near religious practice & it is sacrilegious to soullessly pump out obscene niche porn

BIG moneymaking idea for a new patreon show: prostate stimulation guide 🔥🔥

Slime is the one true ally, we love a sex positive king

Explaining the brakes: imagine your brake pedal is the handle of a pump, when you press it as most liquid are uncompressable it pushes the liquid down a tube and at the other end of this pipe is the caliper, which is basically a plunger that gets pushed by the fluid to clamp around the rotor. TLDR: you push pedal, it push liquid, liquid push plunger (caliper) and plunger pushes into the rotor like a clamp

Slime is brave and real for this one.

I played hydro thunder as a baby boi, had so much fun me and my dad looked for it on a console. We ended up with a GameCube disc of it and played it constantly. Shit was the best fucking shit I dun ever played

Loving how much of slime we’re getting (please help they won’t let me leave)

Finds out he’s Greek Frame 1 starts playing with his prostate That’s so beast

i’m in a library and the prostate section came on and i burst out laughing

Hydro thunder at the arcade with my dad are some of my favorite childhood memories. That one, marvel v capcom, and the simpsons sidescroller were the shit growing up

This may be a dumb question but is the merch store closed?

unless you got long fingers you gotta use a tool or device of some kind

I had to pause the audio only 10 mins in to watch the prostate portion

AI is just going to facilitate Rule 35: "An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made."

wish they spoke about the union

I'm gonna say something brave, but slime needs a trans girlfriend. I will not elaborate

I was not ready for todays episode

The labor sim I want to see is a guy getting flicked in the balls every time the woman has a contraction. Cuz I fully believe that getting hit in the balls is awful, but idk that I've heard of a guy having to endure the feeling of getting hit in the balls for like 24 hours

Thank you boys for talking about book club stuff cause it reminded me to read for a book club with my boyfriend lol

One of the best premos in a long time

Once you get the second finger in it changes the game slime

Dan benson on the yard but only on the premium

I flippin love you guys

perfect timing, just finished the main ep

wahoo!