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December 30, 2016

Dremel needs new home. Like a homeless dog minus the poop.

Hey SRN!

In a bolt of stupid inspiration I decided to wrap my Christmas presents in duct tape. Cannot recommend. My gifts came out like sad, skinned, little creatures and most of all: competely unreturnable.

Sooooo. I tried give my mom* a battery driven Dremmel 7700 for Christmas but she already had one. So I thought one of you might want it? It's completely unused, still in its original, flawless box. Fuck, it might even pass for a collectible. 

US adapter, runs on 120V. DM me your address and I'll pick someone at random-ish ⚡️

*MY MOM JUST BECAME A PATREON! Mom, are you there? I know you're lurking somewhere in the comments. Say hi if you see her, she's a pretty magnificent being.

Comments (53)

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Success Momodu · March 1, 2019

You’re great

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Anilly · September 27, 2018

Aw you're awesome!

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Chris Birdman · April 30, 2018

You've made my life better with your talent and humour - you go girl!😘

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Benjamin Green · February 10, 2017

Its a double negative they cancel each other out :( sad fact of life

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Lisa Ayre-Smith · January 24, 2017

I can vouch for Dremels. They are fun, oddly soothing to work with and infinitely customizable with different tips!

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Spencer Voice · January 5, 2017

Do you still have this? I would love it!

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Aaron Froom · January 5, 2017

Yo Lawrence, thats creepy, yo!

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Henrik Muskos · January 1, 2017

120V... Attans... :-/

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Ron Lee · January 1, 2017

I would have no idea how to properly use it. Now doesn't that sound like more fun than somebody knowing what the hell they're doing?

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Angel Larrañaga · December 31, 2016

Nice way to end this year! Happy new year!

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Edward Iglesias · December 31, 2016

Happy New Year Queen!

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Chris Rodriguez · December 31, 2016

Im not sure I could need one but then again I know my dad has one from like the 80s he got at radio shack ..id bet he would love a upgrade

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caroline giertz · December 31, 2016

I'm here. I'm always here. I'm the "Lurking in the Comments Fairy". Sorta.

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Vadim Golub · December 31, 2016

Hi Simone's mom! 👋😬

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Deano · December 31, 2016

I want it, not just because of its low torque goodness... But because it was yours...

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Mike Woods · December 31, 2016

Hello Simone's mum :)

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Timothy Benson · December 31, 2016

Hello SImone and Simone's mother. I have a question. How are you deciding to give it away? Is there going to be a contest or is it a random name/hat thing? Also, how cool does the dremel make you? Is it sunglasses at night cool or leather jacket while smoking a cigar cool? Because I need help in that department. I guess you can say, I need Kool-aid?

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Nate D · December 31, 2016

My Dremel just died on me..... I'd give it a good home. :)

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Nate D · December 31, 2016

(I can't blame it for dying.... I was trying to use it to cut slots into screws that were rusted into place and I pushed it a bit too far. It owed me nothing.)

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Whimsy · December 31, 2016

Masking or painters tape works OK for some gifts. It sticks well enough to most wrapping paper.

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Joe Langley · December 31, 2016

My friend just did this. It's especially great for recipients who hate tearing the paper!

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dingus24j · December 31, 2016

I asked my girlfriend for one but I'm pretty sure she didn't buy me one because she has no idea what it is. I'll find out when I get back to the States in mid January.

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Elin · December 31, 2016

I would love to have one for my cosplay projects and home DIY💖

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TAGopolis · December 31, 2016

Awesome!! I got one for Christmas!!!

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torad · December 31, 2016

Will there be an autograph of you on the Dremel? 😁

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pix · December 31, 2016

Was it festive duct tape?

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Alice Bouchard · December 31, 2016

Omg! It could be friend with my jigsaw :) (the first tool I purchased when leaving the family home!)

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Will Ray · December 31, 2016

Hello Simone and Mother!

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Sloane · December 31, 2016

Wow your mom like handcrafting too? Sounds like your family means creativity XD

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BRONEK STANIEWICZ · December 30, 2016

Aww i hope the dremmel finds a loving home! i already have one myself that needs lots of care... I hope you've upgraded already! wouldnt like to think your lacking such a vital tool. P.s Hello Mama Giertz, youve raised a wonderful daugther you must be proud :3

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CJ · December 30, 2016

FYI for those of you wanting to send a message via Patreon, at the top-right corner is your avatar... click that then Messages. You can send her a message that way, or, go to the Overview part of this page, then there's a "... More." Click that then "Message." Good luck all!

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Jake Gustaf · December 30, 2016

Hahaha I just got the same one for Christmas, I really like it

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Samuel Moren · December 30, 2016

Where do I post my address?

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Darrel Troxel · December 30, 2016

What an awesome giveaway! :) Hope this will help out a maker in need :) good luck everyone! :)

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Stu · December 30, 2016

It's a shame your mom didn't fancy the idea of dual wielding Dremels. That would be pretty badass. "GRIND ALL THE THINGS!"

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Mushu · December 30, 2016

I for one welcome our new duct tape overlords. Dremel FTW

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Andrei Moldovan · December 30, 2016

PSA you can message Simone on Patreon. Not 100% sure how to do it from the website, but from the app follow these directions. On the bottom nav bar click on your account, in the account menu click on messages. When you are in the message menu you will see a tiny +. Click on that. Click on Simone's picture and you can draft your message. Now no one do any of that so I can win that Dremel.

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Lewis Allen · December 30, 2016

Not on Twitter so can't take part which is a shame. I have a few projects where a Dremel would be handy. Stuart McConnel's idea of cling film before duct tape might work. I'm tempted to have a go with a couple of gifts I have for people I haven't yet seen this holiday season. I will report back

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Stefan "MaskinJunior" Ivarsson · December 30, 2016

I just bought a Cocraft HMD 150, you know us peasants of shitty robots can't really afford brand-tools.

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Stu · December 30, 2016

Hrm... just occurred to me, wrapping in cling film (saran wrap, whatever you call it) before wrapping in duct tape might fix that problem.

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Aaron Froom · December 30, 2016

oh man, my dremel JUST died! is this DM on twitter or...? Cause I can't send a DM to your twitter account.

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Jannik Schulte · December 30, 2016

Would love to get it, but not tooo sure where to DM you, so I just did that on instgram :)

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Carlos Morán Ramírez · December 30, 2016

SRQ, since patreon ask for our address, wouldn't you have access to that info for the giveaway?

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Simone Giertz · December 30, 2016

had no idea. omg I know so much now.

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Jacob Hansen · December 30, 2016

That's a pretty rad christmas gift. Lucky whoever gets it.

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Tyr Mactire · December 30, 2016

Does it work with the drill press? I'm SF based and would love some SRQ regalia

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Bryce Mariano · December 30, 2016

Hey Simone! I actually prefer my presents to look like sad, skinned little creatures so I guess I would be the perfect patreon to be selected 😝. Seriously though I would absolutely love to have a dremel! I only recently started makin' stuff and am trying to expand my tool collection as much as possible. I live in the Bay Area if that makes delivery any easier. Happy new year!

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Andrei Moldovan · December 30, 2016

Says I can't DM that account. Bummer, free stuff rocks, free stuff with electric motors even more so.

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Stu · December 30, 2016

I bet they looked great wrapped in duct tape though haha. I already have a Dremel, but hope you find a friendly home for it :) (Btw, don't mean to be a dick about it, but I think we're called patrons without the 'e') Oh... and Hi Caroline!

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Jacob M Tidwell · December 30, 2016

I've been wanting one for so long

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Joe Langley · December 30, 2016

Oh oh! I'll give it a good home and clean up after it. I've been finishing my 3D prints with nail files. It works but it's gotten old quick.

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Joe Langley · December 30, 2016

What's a DM?

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Michael Spencer Jr · December 30, 2016

Sure, maybe. If you need some shitty software written in exchange I'm a mediocre professional software developer who could help you out. ... And I don't have Twitter so I can't DM you so no dremel for me. But the offer still stands. :-)