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August 4, 2017

OMG THE ID CARDS ARE FINALLY HERE!

About fricking time. Now you can flash your Shitty Robot Nation citizenship at your pleasure!* Post it on Instagram, wallpaper your bedroom (so, much, TEAL) or print it and wipe your cat's butt with it (beware of paper cuts). Whatever floats your shitty robot boat!

GET YOUR SHITTY ROBOT NATION ID CARD HERE! Your citizen ID # gets assigned as you login so make sure to be as fast as a ferret in a candy shop. 

XOXO
QSR

*Yes, I just managed to put "flash" and "pleasure" in the same sentence, without it being sexual. You may be impressed!

Comments (56)

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David · June 24, 2026

Hey yo

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Hannah vernon · February 18, 2020

Awh is this not working anymore? Comes up with an error

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Karimje · September 12, 2019

What does the Barcode scan show? Is it protected shitty data?

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Antonio · December 1, 2018

How did I miss this?! Argh! So fun!

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sardarziad · May 31, 2018

keep strugling i wish you will sucesssss

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Nixel · May 25, 2018

Madame u have great sense of humor.

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Lucky bro · April 19, 2018

Hiiiii madam

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Aaron Burke · September 22, 2017

Hm, if I have a double-quote (") character in my name, it fails validation saying it's too long. Replacing the double-quotes with single-quotes succeeds.

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Dissacharyde · September 12, 2017

Now I need a colour-printer... damn.

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蒙允 謝 · September 10, 2017

that would be better if you hang a pinion or something like that gg

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Thomas Hoebbel · September 3, 2017

Hi Simone~

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Rémi Cerruti · August 29, 2017

Citizen #705 reporting to duty!

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Danny Driscoll · August 18, 2017

Having mine printed onto a real id card. Top Notch stuff 9/10 #678

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Henrik Muskos · August 16, 2017

666 3:-)

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Ian Nicholls · August 7, 2017

Is there a pledge limit? I keep getting cycled between 'Login via Patreon' and the 'Allow permissions' patreon page. The "allow" is in red, if that matters, but it clicks straight back to the "log in via Patreon" page. [Chrome/Linux and Chrome+IE/Windows, same behaviour]

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Stu · August 7, 2017

Hi Ian, there wasn't supposed to be but it seems there was a test case I had failed to account for. Really sorry about that :( Please try again now

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Anthony Hortin · August 7, 2017

I will guard it with my life! #573

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Guy Mason · August 6, 2017

good insurance against the robotic uprising

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Jack Hodgson · August 5, 2017

#512. A proper computer (robotic) number.

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Stu · August 5, 2017

Hi folks - For those of you that had problems uploading your photos, I've made some tweaks which seem to have improved things quite considerably. If your image is a little under the 6MB limit but you're still having trouble, please try reducing the file size manually or cropping the image a bit before uploading! Apologies for any inconvenience! ~Stu

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Patrick Wiedemann · August 5, 2017

#500 !!!!

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William Loewy · August 5, 2017

483!

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Arno Karatmaa · August 5, 2017

If there is someone who is SUPER awesome and SUPER knowledgeable, could this VERY SPECIAL someone post a tip about how to order proper ID card from somewhere from the web?

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Anton Uvelius · August 5, 2017

#420!

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Anders · August 5, 2017

I made one for the cat. He's terrified of the vacuum cleaner so I'm sure he wouldn't like robots uprising either.

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Matthew Bagnara · August 5, 2017

All I care about is the screenshaver :P

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Tonina · August 5, 2017

hell yeah! nice design!

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Ed Montgomery · August 5, 2017

Now who is that beautiful portrait?! Oh Simone, you too fancy

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Craig Steffen (Figuring Stuff Out dot net) · August 5, 2017

Worked for me. Firefox on Linux Mint. I got 318. Not bad. Would have liked to have gotten a two -digit one but was doing stuff with the fam this evening. I'll have to look up if there's a cheap place that will print plastic cards. Failing that, I guess a color printer and laminator? Thanks for setting this up. This is so cool! I'm legitimate now!

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Ken Goldstein · August 4, 2017

256 Woo Hoo, I'm 8 bit!

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Simone Giertz · August 5, 2017

YESS!!!

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Blake Nix · August 4, 2017

You had me at "dog poop"! :-) Actually, l've been enjoying the vids for a while. Looking forward to more!

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Gavin · August 4, 2017

Now to figure out if I can #254 laser cutted onto acrylic or something. This is so awesome.

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Arjen van Voorst · August 4, 2017

#225

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Pinebass · August 4, 2017

#192!

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Blaire Ferguson · August 4, 2017

I've tried to make mine several times and keep getting an error message "Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 100663296 bytes exhausted..." does anyone have an idea to remedy this? I tried on two different browsers, and the photo is well under 6mb.

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Stu · August 4, 2017

That's odd - Sorry about that, I'll look into this for you (I'm the one responsible for any bugs lol)

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Philipp Schramm · August 4, 2017

#81 :) Would have been quicker if it didn't take so long to realise my true destiny - Nanobot scientist (good that the 6 years of studying were not wasted). Even though they are too small to be seen, their doings will altogether result in a nice shitty surprise!

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Sam Patterson · August 4, 2017

Also... (gasp) like certain Spartan. OMFG!

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Sam Patterson · August 4, 2017

117! Which looks like it should be prime but totally isn't.

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Andyface · August 4, 2017

111 - yay binary, I'm #7 😂😂😂

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Tori W · August 4, 2017

Made it in the first 100! Whoooot

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Marc Watkins · August 4, 2017

Unfortunately I only have one plastic window in my wallet so bye bye driving licence 👋🏻

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SilentS · August 4, 2017

101

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Ian Beeson · August 4, 2017

Think we crashed the site. lol

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Simone Giertz · August 4, 2017

oh noes! Are you still having issues?

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Marc Watkins · August 4, 2017

Got #15, was born on the 15th so it must be a sign 😂

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The Custom Cave · August 4, 2017

Fuck yeah! #34

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Miriam Tiersch · August 4, 2017

Awesome! I got #11. It's gonna get a well deserved spot in my wallet 😊

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Simone Giertz · August 4, 2017

my favorite number!

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CJ · August 4, 2017

Excellent! Loving the shitty card!

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Jens Backman · August 4, 2017

No.13 .,. favorite numb´er ... thnx Your Royal highness :D

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Justin McMurry · August 4, 2017

Uploading now! So stoked!

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Justin McMurry · August 4, 2017

Managed to get #3!!!!

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Imahari · August 4, 2017

Nice it's about time. This is going to replace my ID card 😂

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Jens Backman · August 4, 2017

OMG brilliant :)