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October 23, 2026

(PatPod) Ep. 94: Ranking every British food

While Taha is away, Sabrina and Melissa decide to rank every British food. Melissa is surprisingly generous (and doesn't want to get cancelled). Sabrina loves a pie, but knows Filipino breakfasts are better.

Apologies to Joe the editor, who had to listen to this, but whose horrifying photo prompted this episode in the first place.

METHODOLOGY:
This is a very serious, academic ranking. The official Wikipedia list of English foods was consulted. In most cases, we skipped dishes that didn't have a photo.

Here's the final tier list:

Comments (7)

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James Stapleton · November 3, 2026

I never bring my phone into the bathroom either. I found it so strange when I found out other people do.

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Anaxyrus · October 29, 2026

I cannot BELIEVE you rated scotch eggs a D tier. Melissa!! It's a hard boiled egg, wrapped in sausage, and breaded! The combination of flavors and textures is undoubtedly S tier

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Alexanderhyperbeam · October 26, 2026

Sabrina so you’re the one lowballing all my FB marketplace listings you’re by biggest opp

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Yanaira · October 25, 2026

Taha and Joe should make a Canadian foods tier list

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Marianne Possberg · October 25, 2026

I loved this episode. So fun, quirky, and filled with the small eccentricities that make life interesting

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Igor Matkowski · October 24, 2026

why are you feeling sorty for taking Taha for granted it feels like compliment

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Cédrick Lemay · October 23, 2026

So many references to visual stuff and we are teased with an audio version of it