Funny lines
I'm going to be doing a dramatic monologue for the next video, while wearing a suit.
Please comment any weird/funny lines you'd like me to say. I'll post a video of all of them here! As well as the video files so you can share/use them as you please
Comments (3)
Say "It takes more muscles to frown then to smile, and yet at every opportunity you have refused to turn that frown upside down. The choice is yours". Also please say "We'll bang, ok?" in Shepard's voice with seductive eyebrow movements
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." I'd like it read in a way that proves you have a solid understanding of what this grammatically correct sentence means, right intonation and timing and all. Very serious tone, and no laughing. Include outtakes tho.
"Hey, this jacket is awesome! Oooh and it's tighter than dick skin man." Preferably in the voice of Roxie the Hooker. Alternatively, "Now help me dig these crack rocks out my ass"