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January 20, 2026

02 - Birdhain

We continue our exploration of Universal Ostrich Farm with a look at ostrich-inspired securities fraud, shitcoins, GoFundMes, and AI generated stomp-clap anthems.

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Parochial Nimrod · August 14, 2026

Insanely late to this but: great Vatican shadow reference

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DotV2 · May 14, 2026

Number of times someone said "period." this episode: 9.5 (Riley got through half the word)

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Eric · January 29, 2026

Re: the entire Dennis Rodman/Dennis Leary bit I am absolutely convinced Riley was actually doing a Dennis *Miller* impression. But the fact no one on the line even mentioned him by name left me with a warm, “Nature is Healing” moment as he slides into irrelevance.

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Jim · January 28, 2026

Dam, this is like a perfect story and synergy of QAnon, Duck Dynasty (although, at least they sold merch that was real / an actual ‘thing,’ however shoddy / queue Walter Sobchak ‘say what you will about…’ ?), godundme / Iraqi Dinar type scams w/a particular Canadian flavor. I’m the rare American that worked in the Canadian oil field and tougher jobs from the pnw and has no illusions about that place, Boeckner is a much needed voice… Gotta push that webistics to pay for my Ostrich farm, yo!

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miramask · January 25, 2026

Riley's been infected by mattie lubchansky into calling children's books novels. I seem to remember her referring to a "doctor Seuss novel" on no gods no mayors

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Paul Adam · January 27, 2026

Oh yeah, that's the one with Thing 1 and Thing 2, right?

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big al · January 24, 2026

👏 more 👏 magic 👏 banter

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Patrick Lopez · January 24, 2026

Playing MTG Arena while listening to this...a bit meta

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Christopher McLaughlin · January 23, 2026

I donated $10 to the niece’s GoFundMe, any amount will help.

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bean dlunt · January 20, 2026

opn mentioned🥳