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cig and booze - D. Weed - A. Porn - B. LACK of porn causes perversion and derangement. Gambling - D. Folks that gamble don't understand math or reality.

"Do not start wars!" should have been in the S tier.

Video appears to be deleted (or blocked in Germany). [edit, 13h later: works fine now]

I would say that Timothy Treadwell fits the "Penguin" model of effing up your life. His death was horrible, and that of his girlfriend (about 2 hours later) was worse.