Brooklyn Nine-Nine Episode 2-5 Reaction

so in response to the question how many of you are criminals and still broke. ill tackle it, im not a criminal or not anymore however when i was Much younger i was and yeah i was broke as fuck, there's a divide there, you have the criminals that do it because its good money and its what they know generally and then you have the kind like i was with no other options who are never really going to make any good or real money because whoever your working for is deeply aware you cant just walk away you don't have options, you don't have choices. For me, i grew up in a really shitty ghetto where police would straight up not come if you called them, or on the rare occasions they did it would be a 70- 120 minute response time. occasionally really big shit would happen like wide spread arson and a riot and they would come to suppress that but that's about it, they were not interested in maintaining law and order just suppressing an active riot and leaving fast, to top it off i wasnt allowed to go to school and my father purposefully isolated me and filled me with paranoia and deep rooted hatred that boarded on irrational towards other people. then eventually he kicked me out at 12, and i didnt know about things like CPS or that the government has programs to help children. i saw the government as this big bad because thats how it was always taught to me, i saw every person as an enemy if i couldnt figure out what they wanted from me because thats how i was raised to believe other humans are that they are all out to get you at every given opportunity and if you cant understand why they are helping you it means your already in the trap. i did have a few "good" things going for me though, im genetically an utter freak i have insanely high bone density and muscle density, making me alot heavier than i should be and way stronger than my size implies, able to take a heinous beating, and damn near impossible to knock out through trauma because of how dense the muscles in my neck and bone in my skull is, and my body massively over produces testosterone and a few proteins that handle muscular generation and regeneration, basically it means i pack on muscle and never lose it as if im on a constant IV of steroids and likely due to all that stuff i started puberty at 11 too which further magnified those attributes. and because of how my father raised me i believed those parts of me where the only thing worth anything that my measure as a man was by how bloody and heavy my hands were. Safe to say when i was offered pennies to do nasty shit in an underground ring for people who got kicks watching kids fight animals and other kids, i didnt take much convincing, never got paid more than enough to rest just long enough to be healed for another match and that continued for years until i got taller bigger and i wasnt as interesting an attraction but still just useful enough to get offered a different kind of work, in "debt management" end of the day it was the same trap, just enough pay to survive, never enough to get comfortable think about a future, plan for something better. always kept me too busy to improve myself to learn or realize just how badly i was being used how in the dark and ignorant it was. and that continued until i was 16 when someone i experienced the loss of someone i actually loved, one of the very few people that i couldn't just accept was gone and say "your dead it doesn't matter anymore" to in response. that was the kick in the ass i needed to change, she'd constantly been telling me i needed to get out of this, that i was being used and i didn't listen and a big part of that was because id written myself off a long time ago, i had come close to death alot of times in a very short span of time, to the point where i considered myself on borrowed time, i knew i couldn't get lucky and expect my unnatural resilience to keep me alive forever, eventually someone was gonna stab me or shoot me and this time they'd hit somewhere i couldn't heal from. i didn't plan to make it to 16 never thought it possible id survive that long. when i did and she was gone i realized how much of a fucking idiot i was i thought of how many people i got to know who were dead from injures i'd shrugged off and it hit me that im playing a stupid game counting on the idea that im immortal until im not and then it doesnt matter because im done. alot of people who get into shit at a low level like that never rise or get anything out of it, they are kept down because they are useful tools, i was a useful tool no one needed me for my creativity, they needed the guy who had no empathy and alot of anger he was willing to misdirect. and they pay you just enough to survive, to keep you sedate, to think your doing ok, not good but not nothing at least your still surviving right and they keep doing that until you burn up under the weight of survival

19 in the army and she was 59

Bro unlock the next 5 episodes of B99 it’s been 6 days😭😭 let us in this tier watch it

0:52 ugggggghhhhhhhh again with this black shit

Keep them coming Don the show just gets better

skipping the intro is criminal

haha i forgot how jokes this show is

Don you should try pitch perfect and borat

Superstore has a similar humour to this

Bro just stops watching every good show for a mediocre one….

unlock daredevil

W posts yesterday but need more b99 tbh it just gets better

Fun fact, the guy that plays Jake and the girl that plays Gina have been friends since they were kids, and they have a similar background in the show

KEEEP THIS UP WE NEED THIS ALL THE TIME, WHY AM I SCREAMING

You’ll love psych if you like this type of comedy

Andy somber (Jake) also done a movie with Adam Sandler “that’s my boy” it’s actually really good

can't wait for the Pontiac Bandit, best side character in this entire show 😭

also fun fact, rosa diaz, the "scary" girl......is the voice of Mirabel from Encanto

top tier surprise upload frfr

The next episode is recurring 1 ep every season thsi show is a W surprise

Keep it going please

Bet you goated for this Don!

don please watch monster trucks

More daredevilllllllllllllllllllll please

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