April Ramble Voting
May the best topic win! As always, you may vote for as many topics as you like; the highest total number of votes wins.
Also you heard it here first but I'm cooking some fun* bonus content for next month
*I can't know yet how fun it will be
Pic is unrelated I'm just trying to be festive for the month of April
Comments (60)
Obviously the Easter play was the run away winner this time, but I'm excited that the second place was least favorite rides! We gotta vote for that one next month, fingers crossed that it'll be on the poll!
I will vote on it next time. I don't believe she has a "most hated" theme park so it will be interesting to see what the ramble wil be
I always enjoy the rants, even when it's not the one I voted for, but I really hope the Spiderman script wins. Also mlp, also least fave theme park rides. I'm bad at decisions.
i hope the fact the incredibly racist coffin seller from tombstone played a main role (lumiere) in this one gets a mention. at least his accent is only offensive to the french this time
i'm sorry mlp takes, but the heart wants what it wants
The Easter play will be fun (and timely), but I don't think it's the meatiest topic up there. (I'm also biased because I struggle with the secondhand embarrassment of below-average amateur acting)
Kinda glad the goat story isn't gunna make it...I love Jenny (obviously), but it was pretty clear in the story that the senator did *not* kill and eat that goat and was actually fine giving it back to the girl. The whole story was sad and exploded, but I dunno if it's ramble worthy anyway.
me too its way more tragic than it is interesting or even enraging :(
I really need to hear about more creepy/defunct rides Jenny is icked by 😭
i REALLY Want Little Pony tales... But.. It WAS easter, and that is a beast!
ALL..ALL.ALL.ALL!!!!
I'm officially voting for the one with the least votes lol
I want them all
honestly these all are really good!
not voting for the obvious winner because im still spiritual besties with the favorite musicians suggester because i have soo many questions about jennys music taste that i need answered. its a medium she very rarely talks about but im assuming from clues has a lot of opinions on, based in clues like her past singing. also think the MLP topic has got to win someday, really needing that since i was brony radicalized by jenny. okay slay
I feel like their are options for Jennys musical taste that are gonna be completely out of nowhere that no one would have guessed. I have to know tho. Much more interested in that than beaster. The play can easily be found on youtube right now, and once you see it the jokes just right themselves.
Hoping to see the escape room option return next month. So many possibilities with that one!
I promise it will return eventually, I had to make sure to get the Easter play topic on there this month!
Another poll, another opportunity for JN fandom debate the various excellent suggestions with no clear fav…or… ok then.
RIP mlp hot takes :(
I still wanna hear Jenny doing all the voices of a Spider-Man movie.
Man am I curious to know the music she listens to. Love Beauty and the Beasters, but what is there to say that has not already been said. Masterpiece 10/10, that random rumble in the Gaston song, amazing.
I normally vote for at least 3, but this month I have exactly one desire, and that's the Easter play babyyyyyy
Beauty and the Beaster sounds like it'll be comedy gold, so that's got my vote this month! I also voted for the Pokemon ranking topic, which I think I've voted for every time it has made an appearance. Someday... maybe, just maybe it'll win.
yesss church play!!!
I don't know what's wrong with me but I need like 18 more hours of church-play content, I'm so excited.
I still desperately need a doll collection video
Someday my prince (Jenny University) will come.
RIP Hannibal
Hannibal knows better than to compete with The Church on the Rock.
Jenny U one day
What are everyone's guesses for what the bonus content might be? I'm hoping it is Efteling park related.
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I was excited to see the Cameron Spider Man option return. I thought maybe that one can win this time. It's a strong contender. Then I saw the one immediately below it. Voted for both, but really, all the other candidates stand a snowball's chance in hell (or, more appropriately, a Belle's-ribcage's-chance on stage).
i hopelessly pray for mlp takes
I just have to hear Jenny's thoughts about the church endorsing lady Jesus
Honestly did not expect that. I didn't see how a rage-filled monstrous shut-in cursed for his vanity would work as a Christ allegory, but it still felt more likely than Evangelicals letting a woman be Jesus.
I think we know what’s gonna win.
One day MLP hot takes will win, never lose hope brothers
i will hopelessly continue to vote for controversial MLP takes 🥲
I would vote for the Avatar one but I don't really get it. Theme park rides aren't that complicated. I don't think there much to it. Copy and pastte an existing ride and theme it with avatar stuff. Your in cart and it travels thru 4 scenes in the movie. Is there more to it than that?
maybe we’d actually get to see a better world/theme park: through her eyes/imagination. the way we do it, is just the way we do it *now*, there are infinite other ways to do everything.
Muppets The Frog Prince gave me nightmares as a kid so that’s my vote
Praying for a month when the avatar one finally wins 😭
The crucifixion this year was not their best work, but there is a lot to unpack about an Evangelical church singing Time Warp during their Easter play based on a Disney movie.
We're watching angels unaware.
honestly the church play will always win for the months where its available
The church plays 😔🙏 please, my fellow countrymen, let us choose something else. The plays are just actually too cringe
I really, really dug the original church play video -- but for my part, I feel satiated by sufficient Church Play Commentary from the original video. ;D I'm ready for a new topic! (... of course, I always enjoy the ramble no matter which topic ends up winning. :))
that poster feels like a combination of cats, the lion king, and the bible. i think it's tailor made to offend every possible demographic
Hallooo be thy nameeee lol
Beauty and the Beaster is about to mf clear all the topics 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I want to see Belle get absolutely destroyed by that battering ram again!!!!
That's a little racy for a family website.
I’m so confused is “beaster” some Christian in-joke?
I’m like 99.9% sure it’s just because it sounds like Easter 😭 Maybe?
“Beauty and the Beaster" all the way
I’ll keep voting for the James Cameron script as long as it’s up there
Me too!!
Jim Cameron hive rise up!!
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