March Ramble Poll
Time to decide this month's ramble topic! As always, you can vote for as many options as you like; the topic with the highest total number of votes wins. So many good options, it's anyone's month! What topic will it be!!
Comments (78)
As an Irish person I'm gutted for the St Patrick's special not getting votes
the my little pony hot takes will have vengeance one day
I would love to hear more about your favorite creepypastas, now that the Backrooms are getting a theatrical release.
I think everyone should submit Jenny University next month. No other options. Justice for Jenny University
I hope the Escape Room topic returns next month. Since Jenny loves escape rooms, this could be a fun ramble!
🥲 I hope the Spider-Man script wins next time
I guess the Brave Little Toaster rant won. I can at least feel some reassurance in the fact that it's called a "rant" as that's one of those movies that I've always seen 80s kids talk about as super nostalgic and I'm just like "It's not that good though". Also, this might just be a "me" thing, but I've always had trouble empathizing with characters that are normally inanimate objects because like... The appliances are sad about being thrown out, but...that's just what happens! And the movie doesn't even have the benefit that Toy Story did because most people aren't emotionally connected to their small electronics.
Your keyboard has just wept at every word you typed. Every letter a dagger in it's little heart. The ennui descending as it knows the whole of its existence will be in service to someone who feels neither love nor hate, not even ambivalence towards it. I hope you're satisfied.
Brave little toaster hot takes came out of nowhere! WHAT?!?!?
That's okay, I didn't need Jenny to rank sodas, I know Dr. Pepper is the best
Rankin Bass!
In these cases, I either vote for the topic I know the least about (so I learn) or where I can't predict the creator's opinion (so it's a fun surprise). So: the Brave Little Toaster Rant it is. I can't imagine what it would be, so... have at it!
JENNYS MY LITTLE PONY TAKES! YOU MONSTERS!
ok that was a little dramatic. ill be real i also always vote for everything theme park. peace and love we all win in the end
I continue to vote for the perfect Disney vacation one when it shows becuase I tend to agree with Jenny's take on amusement parks and also generally have zero to negative amounts of money.
Everyone make the right choice and vote for Cameron Spider-Man
Jenny University in an Island with would surely storm the vote ! It is so reassuring to see every month, I'll miss it when it's gone :(
As an avid lover of Brave Little Toaster I can’t wait to hear your unhinged thoughts about it! 😂
I believe in jenny university
If the James Cameron topic wins by chance does Jenny have any Spider-Man themed plushies she can use to extinguish characters in the script?
I'm always hoping for the Jenny university!! Thank you to whomever puts it on the list everytime 💙
I'm glad the escape room topic is back, that would make a good ramble! It's a pity the Jenny Awards isn't doing better, I always liked the original one. Somehow I went through childhood never having watched The Brave Little Toaster. I'll have to try and track it down and watch it before the ramble arrives.
Gah I keep trying to come up with new ways of phrasing the escape room topic to get more people interested in voting for it, I just know it would make an awesome ramble considering how much Jenny seems to love escape rooms. Anyone have any suggestions for a way to spice up the topic to attract more votes on the next poll?
Brave Little Toaster was my childhood movie so I'm gonna be sad w that wins.
I had a fever dream that she added neopets pets+colors to the poll and no one questioned it
I keep taking away my Brave Little Toaster vote because, while I would enjoy that immensely, I am SO INTRIGUED by the Spider-Man script.
Is the Spider-Man script like infamously bad or something? I’ve never heard anything about that before it feels so random.
It's not popular but it is on the level of Trigger Warning and that Power Puff web comic, it's very bizzare
I need to know if Jenny has ever watched Free Rein
she has because i think she tweeted something about it that led me to watch it loll
Wow. My pick is winning!
Will Spider-Man truly be defeated by a toaster?
please brave little toaster rant I have always irrationally hated that movie
Still pulling for Jenny U but happy that damn toaster is getting it
This is me vowing to only vote for "favorite music/artists" for as long as it keeps showing up
RIP sonic adventure land
diSNEY BUDGETS ITS OUR TIME
Mannnn I wanted Jenny builds an original theme park with 5 must do attractions to be on the ballot 😔
Come on MLP takes! Please, I'm begging
we need the my little pony takes. please. i need to know
Let's go Ponies!!
Let’s approach this logically. If you want to see greatness throw LeBron a basketball, throw Ramsey a steak, throw Swift an ex. We need to throw Jenny Avatar: The Way if Waterpark. St. Pats is old news, what’s next Valentines Day hot takes in a numbered list?
Tbh imo Swift doesn't need an ex to write great songs and Jenny doesn't need to talk about Avatar to make a great ramble 🙂 She always manages to make any topic interesting.
St. Patty's Day Grimace looking like more than enough to get you an intent to distribute.
idk what brave toaster is but mlp loses again :(
my excitement seeing brave little toaster as an option! watching it as an adult was an out of body experience. i just remember being traumatized by that AC unit exploding
one day… one day you will be a star, jenny university
One day Hannibal will win
Everyone please do the right thing and vote for James Cameron's Spider-Man. You know it in your heart to be true.
Has Jenny mentioned the Brave Little Toaster before? Or are we just confident she could rant on it
Who couldn’t? lol But in all seriousness, I do think I heard her mention it at least once, and she briefly touched on the interesting dynamic of them calling the boy ‘master’ and on a world of sentient objects that know they’re disposable…
I want to urge everyone to vote for the escape room topic. I have done too many F-tier escape rooms, and the world needs more thoughtful escape room criticism.
Im really judging the people who want jenny to read a script to the camera
Same
I will always vote for your most shocking and controversial MLP takes. I can listen to 5 hours of that stuff
I'm the same way. I was never into MLP, but all of her MLP content is endlessly fascinating to me for some reason. I think a lot of it is her deep love for it, but I also think it's the deep discrepancy between a cute little toy line for children and the wild west of bronies. All I want is more Jenny MLP content.
Technically, Spiderman should be hyphenated. Not sure if "The Sodas" is a show on Netflix or what.
damn you got em
🥂2️⃣🍞
How is reading a script winning, come on folks we need to see some Controversial Ponies
The only controversy is why Applejack doesn't have top billing and a big-studio Appleverse movie franchise.
O to root for my favorite long-time underdog 3 Disney Budgets, or the Cursed-With-Second-Place-These-Last-Few-Months MLP?
the 3 disney budgets option is back😍we still have hope
Which of the two Peytons List?
One day Hannibal will get his time to dine 🤞🍽
It would be a disservice to the great and proud nation of Ireland for everyone not to vote for The Jenny Awards
I would have been more inclined to vote for it if it was on last month's poll. At this point, the day has come and gone, and it's not a seasonal thing like Halloween or the winter holidays.
Green Grimace should not be
This is bad but every time I saw The Thinning I thought, "Is it about Logan Paul's hairline?"
I hope the Disney Vacation on 3 different budgets eventually wins before I go later this year 😅 But I’m shaking at the idea of Jenny reading the Cameron Spiderman script.
I don't know who or what The Brave Little Toaster is or why anyone would rant about it but that one certainly got my vote 🗳️👍
It's a movie about a toaster and several other appliances, who search for their human. Kinda like Homeward Bound, but with a toaster instead of a golden retriever.
Even though I'm Irish, I'm going with the Cameron script. Jenny reading Trigger Warning is how I found her channel in the first place.
Vote for Spider-Man! Jenny reading James Cameron's Spider-man is a must see.
I have rescinded my vote for Brave Little Toaster (which I feel confident I'd enjoy) to help Jam-Cam's Spider'd Man over the line.
The time is right for more Avatar content.
Green grimace
That's not Grimace; that's a Dank Na'vi.