Ramble: Horse Girl Energy
The underdog, the Seabiscuit
EDIT: The video was blocked because I inserted a clip I was talking about from a horse girl movie, which is weird because I found the clip in question on youtube and that video wasn't blocked. I don't want to contest it because the film's the vanity project of like an heiress who can sue me so here's the video with the part I'm talking about, I hope youtube's in-house editor didn't make it really weird
LAST EDIT: YouTube's in-app editor ended up taking longer to process than just re-exporting the original video. It's a new upload and should work in all regions now
Comments (172)
this one had me fucking WHEEZING lmao. Anakin as Obi-Wan's horse. Perhaps it could be argued that Luke and R2 could fit "A Boy and His (Blank)"?
I’m shook at the spin and Marty mention because I thought I was the only one who knows about that. They made comics too LOL
Okay but have you watched Heartland? Its the ultimate horse girl book turned into horse girl tv drama show and I loove it like unironically
New to the concept. Is Cars a horse girl movie? And is Lightning McQueen both the horse and the horse girl?
"I knew a girl who, well, she was actually kind of mean to her horse, and one day her horse kicked her in her head, and she suffered a fractured skull and almost died, and the point is, oh yeah, Flash actually isn't a horse girl movie!" We stan our neurodivergent queen lmao
Jenny's Rise of Skywalker Horse Girl movie reminded me of SNL's Tiny Horse/Giant Horse videos. I guess Timothee Chalamet gives horse girl energy.
Would it be possible to film a horse girl movie where they have to film a horse girl movie in order to save the ranch
As an Australian, I can attest, there are a lot of wild, feral horses in this country (we call them brumbies), and like a lot of wild, feral animals, they were brought here by the white man. It's actually a bit of a hot-button topic, because they're running havoc on local ecosystems with no natural predation, and to make things even more frustrating, they're legally protected in some areas, which makes reducing their environmental impact very difficult. A lot of people don't want to support the open culling of horse because they find it distasteful and there's a (pretty plausible imo) conspiracy that the big political parties are in the pockets of the racing/gambling industry who make a lot of money off taming and capturing wild horses.
I dont know why I am commenting this on this post in particular but I rewatched your disneyland adventures stream and I really want to watch your full review of the color of friendship.
my frien d is also subscribed to your pateron he likes horses his name is gideon hi giedon
herbie fully loaded is a horse girl movie
So what I’m hearing is that Paul Atreides is a horse girl with the sandworms
Netflix’s Lost in Space is also a horse girl movie but the horse is a robot
was this removed on purpose?
Some YouTube weirdness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaXzy26BmZs
Hiccup from the HTTYD movies is best horse boy
Feral horses do run free in australia; dingos are big enough to kill a foal but there aren't any predators big enough to kill an adult horse. They've actually become a pest because of this and the government has to regularly cull or neuter them to protect the ecosystem, the wikipedia page Brumby has more information but one part of it is that they eat a lot of plants and this can mean there's not enough food for wallabies or native birds
Yeah, it says private for me too. :(
It says the video is on private :(
When Jenny said that The Last Jedi is a Horse Girl movie my mind was absolutely blown. I still haven't recovered psychologically.
How come I cannot watch this one? Am I not paying enough?
The updated links to the videos are all in the pinned master list
Watching this again after the Burberry Adam Driver ad. Horse Energy.
Why are your past ramble videos private now?
Yes, like how do I watch them? I just joined and do not have access to much and feel a bit upset
Thank you so much for the tip!
All the rambles from this one back into the past are private. Does anyone else have this? Is it a tier thing?
i have the same issue. the only way i can watch the videos is by clicking the links in her "Ramble Video Master Post"
the horse awakens
I’m so glad I became a patron. This is exactly the content I wanted.
I can't help imagining horse Kylo Ren staring lovingly at horse Anakin's half-melted saddle like it's the helmet
The Mandalorian is Turner & Hooch.
I know this is an older video so Jenny's burn is certainly better by now, but I never miss a chance to pass along a tip from my nurse friend because it could help someone. if you have a *minor* burn (no blistering, no open wound) you can put mustard on it and it will stop hurting quickly and you can just gently rinse it off after it air-dries. it sounds ridiculous but I've used this tip multiple times and it really helps. to reiterate, this is only for MINOR burns. do not put mustard on an open wound or a blister!
The mandalorian is a lone wolf & cub story
I love the idea of a combination horse girl/footloose movie
there are some reylo equestrian fanfictions you should check out.
*whispers* Force Girl narrative
Does this mean Free Willy is a horse girl movie?
I thought this was gonna be about that Alison Brie movie (which is good and weird and I would love Jenny's thoughts as a former horse girl) but this was also good.
I am a new patron and this is the first video that Jenny added since I joined and I feel like I've gotten everything I ever wanted and more, my life is complete now. This is pure gold, I think it's my favourite video ever.
I watched the link and then I looked up the full movie on YouTube which I didn't find but it led to a bunch of free youtube horse/girl movies and now it's 6:12 AM and I'm stuck watching "Emma's Chance" , where Emma forms an unlikely bond with an untamable horse, but when she gains confidence she decides to hatch a plan to save the ranch. That's like basically the actual description.
Crying the entire time.
I recently started a project where I read all of my friend’s childhood horse books and judging from the consistently bad writing and poor editing I would not be shocked to learn all of them are vanity projects as well. I guess it makes sense, horses are expensive so there’s probably a large proportion of rich girls with connections in the mix. Also the clip, the not-even-angry dancing to violin music, true perfection.
But wouldn’t the Navi also have horse girl energy, seeing as how they both ride on horses and tame the dangerous Banshees?
The mental image of Kylo Ren as a horse was much needed today - thank you, hahah
I stopped watching Vampire Diariea at the same time as you I am so pumped
Is Free Willy horse girl energy?
Honestly I was expecting a ramble about the horse girl movie with Alison Brie, but this was better. Sometimes when you are told not to ride a horse you just gotta do some footloose dancing! And I‘m super excited for the next two videos, no matter which one comes first. Can‘t wait. <3
yessss vampire diaries
Super excited for The Vampire Diaries video! Idk what it even is, it just seems like prime material for Jenny. Also, the reality show one I’m excited for as well, because the other one she did is still my favorite video she’s ever made.
Haven't watched the video yet, but I did watch that clip from the Hallmark movie. Listen, sometimes your dad(?) tells you not to ride a horse and you have to do a modern dance routine about it.
Felicity the american girl doll is my idea of the ultimate Horse Girl
I laughed out loud so much in this ramble. Also so excited for the vampire diaries video!
Fantastic video; can't recall laughing this hard and often at a ramble in months. Definitely one of my all-time favourites now. Thanks to everyone who helped ride this topic to victory! While horse girls from literature and the silver screen were extensively and expertly covered, I do wish there had been a deeper dive into their real-world counterparts, though that would be grounds for a fruitful tangent should "Guys Whose Only Photos Are of Them Holding Fish: The Male Horse Girls?" win at the polls.
"Kylo Ren himself has horse energy" will... haunt me.
“It’s leaking” is the sequel to “It’s spilling”
My main takeaway from this video is that Episode IX should have ended with a reveal that Rey was Kevin Sorbo's daughter all along. Would've been interesting to see Star Wars Twitter's reaction to that.
Really excited for both of the videos you have coming up! Seriously don't feel like you need to shorten them we love your long videos. I hope your hand feels better :(
My favorite horse girl movie is Bumblebee
MY GOD. It is
So Excited for the vampire diaries video! I've wanted to know the story without having to watch the show for so long (22 episode seasons are just too much)! If the video is 2+ hours I wouldn't complain :)
Never seen vampire diaries, very excited. Also when you said that the horse betrays here and takes over the bank i just about screamed
Jenny would love Minimax. It's a European cartoon tv channel and half of the shows are about horses. There were like at least two cartoons that combined horse-riding with witchcraft.
I LOVE vampire diaries. So excited for that video <3
Bonus horseboy energy - Anakin taming the rhino dinosaur and rescuing his friends from the death arena on Geonosis
It works in my region now thanks :) loved it, I read lots and lots of horse girl books and comics as a child, that pretty much all have the kind of story you described. there are many german weekly horse girl comic magazines. few movies though.
Why is there an international conspiracy to block a video about female centaurs doing magic? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?!?!
Everything about that clip you linked is amazing. The acting. The fact that her dancing is filmed with her shadowed like it's a body double. The shots of her dad falling of a horse repeatedly. The unconvincing close up where her dad jerks on the ground like he just fell harder than he did. The guy in the cowboyhat peeking round the corner.
the podracing plot in the phantom menace also has horsey energy!
Demn Jenny that is one exquisite ramble (E: ugh I missed an opportunity to say exquinsite sadface.jpg)
When I saw the title of this I hoped it would be about Jenny's experiences in the horse world and that world in general. This video was great but I think that would be really interesting as well.
Well that was sure a tough ride against those demonic bodyguards the banker had for some reason. Gotta saddle up Kylohorse, and catch up to the sheriff before he forecloses on the stable! No. The stable. The bank. Kevin Sorbo. You need to let it all die.
Watched the clip from the movie. Even sadder for that actress, dancing is probably not some special talent she has, given the entire scene is shot in silhouette. So...not actually her. Just like a lot of the dances in Flashdance. That wasn't Jennifer Beals.
BumbleBee is ultimate horsegirl narrative
lol Australia a utopia where horses can thrive... more like Australia a land where everything can kill you. America has guns we just have nature.
Horses do run free in australia though, there aren't predators big enough to kill an adult horse so brumbies have actually become an invasive pest and wreak havoc in the ecosystem, they eat so much plant matter that they can starve out native animals which are already struggling under climate change
You are a trooper, you burnt your hand but didnt (eq)whine endlessly about it. 😺
Btw: you didn't reload the vid, you remounted it. 😊
If you get loads of great presents from Santa will you be ( show) jumping for joy? 😁
I hope you hand heals quickly and you're not saddled with wearing that ice bag for too long. 👋
Glad you didn't have an accident with a machete and (gal)lop off some fingers. 🐴
luckily you didn't eat anything that gave you the trots. 😋
You got burned. 😞 Neigh I say to burnt fingers. 😱
pretty well done eyeliner for doing it left handed
Yay thank you
Oh thank god I can finally watch it!!
The LJ Smith novel just sitting there
I hadn't ever considered "horse girl energy" as separate from "being a horse girl", which I know now are two completely different concepts, thank you for opening my eyes
hope your hand gets to feeling better
This fulfilled all my wildest dreams
When I see a new Jenny ramble: https://i.imgur.com/6pB3kdS.png
It was working about an hour ago but now it's blocked :(
"This video has been removed by the uploader" just now
Wow so many Jenny fans from all over the world :D Hope you guys get to enjoy the ramble soon!
rip, still blocked in Aus
Any chance you can fix it somewhere down the line? I really want to watch it but it's still region locked here too. ç___ç
Still blocked in Canada
I used a Canadian VPN. for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkoOFo0Mb2s&feature=emb_logo Is it still blocked for you?
Blocked in Ireland too. :(
Blocked in Australia too
Horse Girl Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oI8Vil9gjU Run Appaloosa Run - 1967 - filmed where I grew up in Omak, Eastern Washington State. My cousin was in the marching band. Parts of the movie show scenes from the controversial, possible cruelty to animals, Omak Stampede.
Blocked in the Netherlands aswell :(
Still blocked in Germany 🤔
frankly i am blown away
Hot take: ‘Kes’ is a horse boy film. Social realist drama about a miner’s son who tames a kestrel. V depressing but it fits according to this formula. Would love to see a Disney channel remake where the lad uses his falconry skills to win the big prize & save the mine from Thatcher.
Jenny. You should really think about releasing these rambles to the public. They're funnier than most YT.
That would probably result in her making a lot less here on Patreon. I mean I wouldn't pay for the subscription if these were free on Youtube
Im so so excited for the vampire diaries video. I only watched some of it when I was like 14 so I cant wait to see like a deep dive of it
Well this exceeded my expectations. Leave it to Jenny to get me invested in any topic! Haven’t seen vampire diaries, but I’m hyped.
Jenny, how'd you burn your hand? I would argue that Terminator 2: Judgment Day, the greatest action film ever made, radiates horse boy movie energy. It's also great to watch at Christmas.
I think she burned herself on all the hot takes
The Saddle Club was filmed in Victoria, close enough to national parks that she could release it there. But there’s a large enough number of wild horses in some Victorian national parks that the government perform yearly culls, so probably not advisable still.
Still blocked in Canada EDIT - works as of 9pm EST
I joined patreon, i searched Jenny, I gave her money, I voted for Horse Girl Energy, I get wait I ordered. 5 stars
The dancing horse girl scene is especially weird because either that's a different girl doubling for her or the filmmakers are too incompetent to light a person's face. So, assuming it was a double, they thought it was so important for the character to release her anger through dance that they used a double to get around the fact that their lead actress couldn't dance, and then the double doesn't seem to be all that good at dancing, either. That's a lot of weird choices stacked up on each other.
It looked like competitive dance also healed Dancing Horse Girl's hand injury, so that might be something to try for the burn if the icebag gets too drippy 💃
I just have to say, regarding your overviews of shows you’re not sure if people have watched: I love those tbh. I mean, I got my brother and mom to watch Paranormal Home Inspectors after you talked about it, I watched Over The Garden Wall because of your video on Halloween media and spent an entire summer obsessed with it, I’d never seen Beastly before and I now know it is a straight-up masterpiece. It’s been a great way to experience new stuff that there’s no way my friends would watch with me 😂
The description of this makes me think that Cars is also a horse girl movie
I truly can’t express just how excited I am for this Vampire Diaries video. This show couldn’t be more perfect for a hilarious retrospective, and I want it so badly 🤣
That Last Jedi/Horse Girl analogy is too good for a Ramble. You must share it with the masses
Agreed. I wish I could share this video with my Star Wars discord friends as a gateway drug to Jenny’s awesomeness.
Really excited for both upcoming videos especially the TVD one
Does this make Joker a horse girl movie?
I didn’t realize how much of a horse girl I was until this—the whole horse girl movie being a precursor to beauty and the beast is so spot on! Also: Vampire Diaries! My friend and I did the same thing binging the first four and then I couldn’t bear to watch the train wreck it became after the good villains all left the show for a spin off.
Blocked but I have a vpn can anyone tell me what country I can stream this in?
Answer: UK!
This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. (Canada)
The horse to Luke's Horse Boy Energy is the Force. He is a Force Boy, nay a Force-Horse Boy.
Yoda is the Kevin Sorba https://youtu.be/i3jI3RrMsVI?t=100
Will this receive an international release? Edit: Yes, and it was great.
I love your idea for a spec fic horse girl trilogy
The new mic sounds really great!!
My partner freaked out when you mentioned Flash. That was, apparently, his favorite horse movie also.
1) I thought everyone was taxed on our income? 2) So is Cars a horse girl movie? 3) SOME people have their fancy boots and their normal boots. 4) This reminds me of when Jenny said that you have to manhandle a cow to get her to listen and like... that's... okay fine I disagree but. WHATEVER
RE: 1 - when you're self employed, you pay double tax, more or less, because you pay what normal people pay, plus the employer side. The details vary by jurisdiction and job type but that's a good approximation. Also, taxes for self employment often assume everyone owns like, a physical store or equipment or something like that, which means when you don't (like say, a youtuber) you end up with that double tax but not the writeoff that "normal" employers have. X-X
Jenny describing Flash gave me flashbacks to something I completely forgot about.
If you only consider Episode IV and not the rest of the original trilogy, you could almost think of Han as the horse to Luke's Horse Boy Energy. It was, after all, Luke that Han saved at the end (he didn't turn up to get Leia off Yavin 4 or the like) and you could definitely read his change of heart as Luke's idealism rubbing off on him as easily as it coming from romantic interest in Leia. EDIT: And you could take Obi-Wan's warning about trusting the people of Mos Eisley as your Kevin Sorbo moment.
I prefer the idea of Luke taming the Mos Eisley customers, leading them by a bridle into the Millennium Falcon, making Han drop out of hyperspace to buy fresh galactic hay, and having them pull him across Hoth like a sled team.
This was blocked in my country (Germany) so I used a VPN to watch it.
what countries' server worked for u?
I'm so glad I finally joined your Patreon this past month! As an alleged weird horse girl, my spirit is so ready for weird energy.
BTW, I might have missed it: Did you mention what sort of mic you got? Curious TD/theatrical design type is curious... I personally love my Blue Yeti Nano(s) - one at the home studio, and one at the office on campus. Yeah...I am a big old nerd.
I got a Sennheiser MKH 416! One of my friends does a lot of audio and has a kind of similar speaking voice so I asked her what she liked best
this sucks that Youtube is so restrictive and you have hurdles like this when trying to create content. just know your work and humor are appreciate through the ass-ache. the parasocial love is real
I like the new mic! Hope your hand heals. Also I was totally unfamiliar with the phrase Horse Girl Energy but Felicity was my favorite American Girl as a tween so I'm excited to have a term for it!
Blocked in Sweden :c
https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg
And Sweden :c
I was able to watch it in the USA and it still has the clip
#RideTheSpaceSnake!
The fact that I watched this and then Disney+ gave me a notification about the new Black Beauty movie being up
Still blocked in norway
omg i was going to say 'flash' was my favorite too! i was in love with lucas black when i was like ten and must have watched it a thousand times.. yes, it was originally an abc 'wonderful world of disney' movie and it was definitely released on vhs (i'm sure of it because we had like 3 copies).. i haven't seen it in probably ten years, but i know i transferred it to dvd.
If this is helpful to anyone with a VPN, it seems to be playing alright in the UK? Cannot believe YouTube is trying to block our access to Horse Girl Energy, like a forbidding father in need of redemption
From now on I'm going to dance the pain away
In canada too :(
It's blocked in Spain too :(
it's still blocked for me, sadly
Audio quality on the new mic is great, but out of sync with the video :-/ Not a big deal since I mostly just listen to rambles, but fyi
Blocked in Finland :/
Blocked in Norway too u~u
https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsspeculation/comments/g5ajwv/rey_healing_the_murderous_snake_foreshadows_her/ MURDEROUS SNAKE
blocked for me too :/
Blocked in Italy :(
horses, yes
Blocked in Austria too.
Time to break out the VPN, boys
Blocked in Germany --> This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Same message across the border in the lowlands for the Dutch as for the Deutsche. "This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
The mic sounds very good!
blocked in canada :'(
Hm, in Germany too. Time to get out my VPN.