Trapped On A Blizzard With Jennifer Lawrence
Hello everyone! Apologies that this is so late. People on twitter might have seen I've had a very rough start to the year and only really crawled out of my hole yesterday. I hope this video is exciting enough to make up for the wait!
And I hope you all love keyboard sounds asmr
Comments (146)
Michaela is the greatest character by far; my favorite part was when she was chewing on a cigar and painting her nails at the same time
why wasn't philip seymour hoffman included in josh hutcherson's smart car rescue plan?????????
He took her to the premier in the dog catcher’s net 😭😭😭
I feel personally called out every time she mentions typos. I like to write and no matter how many times I reread my work I’m always finding so many typos but I swear I try my best to fix them all.
Every time a McKayla was mentioned to have a cigar I LOST IT
After "Or is it?" I totally expected the author note to be "Its is"
this is great and weirdly inspirational. like i want to start writing wattpad-esque fanfiction with interludes that can only dream of being as hyper specific as the concession stand part
Love her being referred to as Katniss at 35:39 instead of Jen, especially since it seems unintentional.
I aspire to be as effortlessly funny as Jenny picking Clint Eastwood to be the director of Hunger Games 5.
HUNGER GAMES 5 BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE 😭😭😭 Jenny I hope you know how hysterically and tragically correct that prediction was
We are really truly blessed
Mum sold us to Josh Hutcherson for space tequila, to protect us!
She wanted to protect us! But yes, money did change hands
I think I just experienced the sublime?
I loved this so much! Does anyone have the link to the Google Docs document? I want to read it by myself asfasfhu
Spelling out exactly how the trek in the two seater car would work had me in tears because I imagine a twelve year old writing this trying to sound mature by talking about travel logistics, it's so stupid and boring I love it so much.
I’m so glad I joined your patreon
This has to be one of your funniest videos ever, I was literally in tears a few times 😭
Well, this is my favorite video in the backlog
Jenny is the Mozart of fanfic writing; too many punctuations! Remember fanfic writing leaves you breathless not due to quality or profundity but due to run-on sentences that you didn't adequately prepare to read out loud by inhaling enough air at the beginning. (Sorry if this joke was made earlier, Patreon doesn't have a friendly post-browsing system. Also sorry years too late but I just got here because I couldn't find right purple dress for premiere.)
Hunger Games 5: Burning Down the House was my favorite part
Penny Nickleson is top fanfic protag
Awwww, it’s “hemsworth??” Big opportunity missed.
omg this is so good 🤣
not a day goes by that i don’t miss this video
On mobile I'm getting "this video is private"
Just bought the patreon, and yeah, it's already paid in full. I saw true art being created live, it's a privilege.
Omg, how did I miss this one when I watched the backlog??? This is incredible XDDD Jenny Nicholson is a creative genius.
This was great!
Got scared on hearing the word "hated." ;)
Jenny starts describing the old time-y cartoon popcorn and hot dog standees: *writing intensifies*
Oh my god. The cigars murdered me every single time. Thank you for this literary gift!
this is the best piece of content I have ever seen in my entire life.
hi jenny! please give us the google doc link if you still have it! : D
So glad they hooked up in the end
lol ur love for popcorn really shone thru here
I liked it
Always down for more theme park videos!
This is the content I became a patron for. (I would appreciate a break from Star Wars content.)
Shouldn't it be "Trapped in an Blizzard"?
Jenny Knows No Law
I need the Google doc omg
"BECAUSE WE're IN A SNOWDRIFT AND NO ONE CAN SEE US" Perfect~
On my 3rd listen I realized no one planned on saving Phillip Seymour hoffman. So he was brought back from the dead just to die in a blizzard.
"Somehow, Phillip Seymour Hoffman has returned."
I'll never get tired of Star Wars commentary, but if you need to take a break, may I recommend the completely unrelated film Starcrash from 1978?
This was great! Did I miss the next round of voting for a topic? I feel like it’s usually posted by now.
You haven't missed anything. However, RUMOR HAS IT that the Ramble Poll will be delayed until Jenny completes the "Kangaroo Consciousness Rundown." The KCR is a trampoline-centered stress-relief program operated by an ATC partner in Clearwater, Florida. Jenny is already at Level III-B, so she should be back soon, perhaps with new, additional Patreon tiers.
Did the story ever get posted anywhere and linked?
I can't wait to see PinkSparklyKnife's Sims-animation of this.
I love that it is only unsafe for Jennifer Lawrence to drive in the blizzard
I know Christmas is over, but there is a third "Christmas Prince" movie, it involves a child. Please consider reviewing this or do so next Christmas, assuming current events don't result in third world war.
Mleg had me actually deceased. Not only am I a goon for Star wars videos, but amusement parks are the Best Things Ever so I am more than excited for Star wars land pt. 2!!
How much to buy the movie rights to this screenplay?
In the movie I see Penny as Lily James, Jennifer Lawrence as Emma Watson, Josh Hutcherson as himself and Woody Harrelson has Matthew McConaughey
The kids in the premiere audience will be the kids from stranger things.
This fic is so relatable.
Trapped in on Skellig micehal with Mr Concession by me
i think most people are in the mood to vent about star wars - i feel like "if rey is a palpatine", the sequel to "if rey is a skywalker" is ripe for picking
Bit late but... If you do a sequel and are looking for a.protagonist... How about Thandie Newton? Listening to your Solo commentary and you've just detailed how you're on her "hit list", so seems perfect for her to make an appearance if you ever return to this story.
The real question is when you'll do a fanfic reading video with Internet Historian? Because that's something we all need in our lives.
Yay.
This made me laugh so hard!
a star wars land video is like the desert to the dinner of regular star wars videos—we’re full, but we can make room for it
More than what I could have hoped for. bless.
Sold in an island to Josh hutcherson
I signed up to be a patron only very recently and I'm glad that I did, even if it was just for this video which had me laughing more than The Rise of Skywalker. I am a bit confused though as to why Jenny seemingly has an olde-style typewriter hooked up to her computer, those key-strokes were loud.
You can still order computers with hard-tap IBM keyboards, since some people prefer the feel of typing on those. However, typing sounds deafening on any laptop mic, so if Our Hostess was recording directly (vs. into a separate camera), that would explain it, too.
Can't believe Rey's parents didn't sell her to Josh Hutcherson.
I laughed my arse off at this, thank you. And I'd be interested to see the next part of the Star Wars land saga - either that or the follow up to Jeff the Killer
This was amazing, I love seeing the artistic process at work. Always happy for more Star Wars videos.
I have a personal stake in wanting to see the BronyCon video as someone who attended it... But I also recently rewatched Star Wars Land Part 1 anyways, so I also look forward to its followup!
Literal tears streaming down m'face. I'll let you decide if it's from laughter, or if the beauty of this wlw romance is just making me emotional.
Just finished my third watch of the video and each time I found something new to laugh at :) Really great story!
I find this video strangely inspiring
How hard was it to not correct your typos and ignore all the red?
I hope movies Jenny looks forward to in 2020 is put on the next poll.
Yay! m'Star Wars Land videos!
*Very* racy for a family website.
This might have been the best patreon exclusive yet
It was all fun and satire until the appearance of Mr. Concession, a creation the author was clearly smitten with but then had to will herself back to the plot.
That was amazing. So glad I voted for this one!
An actual masterpiece.
I like how try as you might you still can’t write fanfic bad enough. You mention taking that inflatable before it becomes a plot point as a roadside flare.
Best fanfic ever. Delivered on the promise of the title. 😂
You don't know which video you're going to do next? Which one will come out first this year? So, what you're saying is... you donN'T hAVe 2020 vISiOn!!!!
This joke was old like 2 years ago, but I just don't care. I will use it every single time I possibly can, especially when it doesn't even make any sense
We need the Google Docs link !
your bad fanfic content is some of my favorite content so i hope something like this happens again in the future!
I'm mean, I'm tired of Star Wars, but I'm not tired of hearing people talk about Star Wars.
The insight to your writing decisions was hilarious! Thanks for that twisted humor :D Can't get a vision of a SMART car with chains out of my head now
Giving us the gay romance Disney wouldn't <3
Excellent video, it made m'day. You've mentioned fiction writing in other ramble videos. Have you ever considered sharing some of your more serious writing on patreon? Creative writing workshops are one of the things I miss most about college.
I’m sorry your year started off rough Jenny, I left Twitter a couple of years ago (because I got too tired of getting death threats every time I committed the fiendish crime of being Jewish Online.) I hope the rest of the month goes smoother and you get to make videos you enjoy too! Also side note I got into Podcast the Ride because of your Innoventions episode and it’s been very good for long car rides over New Years.
It’s only the 6th and Jenny is already out here with the best video of the year.
All your videos are worth the wait.
I hope your next video is Star Wars Land 2! I’m not tired of star wars videos, but even if I was I would still want the star wars land video next because it’s more about theme parks than the movies. Your theme park videos are my favorite
The chapter titles should be obscure JLaw movie titles. You know, just to show that Penny definitely totally 100% know and has seen more of Jennifer Lawrence’s films that The Hunger Games.
“Flipping her long blonde ponytail and applying more lipgloss” is the villain in this fanfic jojo siwa?
Jojo Siwa just released a new palette of cigars, so Villain Status Confirmed.
The ending really sells this tbh. I'm over Star Wars atm, but not Galaxy's Edge! Your theme park videos are always some of my favorites, I'm really excited to see parts two and three. That being said, I hope that the Dog's Purpose trilogy isn't off the table, I've been excited for that one since its announcement.
“The Girl In The Dog Catcher’s Net” sounds like a weird “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” sequel
I really enjoyed this video Jenny.
Sorry to see you having such a rough time on Twitter. Personally I’m far too thin-skinned to even use a site like that, so you’re already 1000% braver/tougher than me, and I salute you for sticking with it. So many funny lines/moments in this video… I particularly love how the inflatable popcorn mascot got a name but the-Hemsworth-brother didn’t… plus the meta irony that you were “trapped” at your computer trying to steer the story towards a blizzard, so you could finish and go to sleep! Glad to know that a BronyCon video is still on the table, but (like many other commenters) I could never tire of your Star Wars pieces. “I’m a big huge fan of you”!
Not sure what you mean by this. There have been very few jerks on twitter. There'll be more of that over on the YouTube review. But I wouldn't know. I don't go comment diving.
The switching between past and present tense is what really elevated this fanfic from good to great. It’s that attention to detail that feels authentic
I hope the Hunger Games 5 soundtrack is entirely Talking Heads
I mean, I am tired of Star Wars, but not because of anything to do with you. Your videos about Star Wars are wildly entertaining.
I like how you setup a character conflict for Josh by establishing that he wanted snacks, with a promise to resolve it in the next chapter, and you followed through. So far this is better than TROS.
I really wanted the MC to be like “my name’s Penny, Penny Nickels”. And she’s named after change, because her mom is so money hungry.
I hope your next video is Star Wars Land 2! But I’m sure whatever you make will be great
That was hilarious poor wax Tom Hanks and I'm thinking of changing my name to Mr. Concession! Also jelly of that typing speed I've used computers all my life but never learned to type properly. I'm tired of TROS but not Star Wars in general so I'm hype for part II.
I was looking forward to a Cats video; but perhaps it would be just like shooting fish in a barrel. However; creepy all singing/all dancing CGI fish, with badly grafted on human faces, should definitely be shot!
Idk why but "no... she wouldn't care about Woody Harrelson" was the funniest thing to me
This was so good! Looking forward to your star wars land video since I'm going in 2 weeks!
“Ahh, my leg!” She said, lolol I love it!
what a completely entertaining ramble. starting with a blank page on stream is pretty brave. i quit twitter for new years, so i don't know what happened, but i hope you're feeling better. it's not late or required. it's the holidays. :)
I'm so sorry you are having a rough 2020. Maybe that just means you are getting the bad stuff out of the way early, since things usually average out. Hang in there!
The upcoming videos all sound great! Also I really want to listen to you talk about broadway musicals.
Author’s note: I do not support cigar smoking. Meanwhile, no author’s notes on how it’s wrong for rich white males to buy teenage girls.
Unfortunately based on recent events it seems that's apparently normal in this universe, too.
Thanks jenny this was amazing
i'm really looking forward to the bronycon video ever since you first mentioned it, i actually thought you had scratched that one so i'm glad it's still in your list!
Same, I have liked the theme park videos but have been really excited to the brony con one. Hope she goes with that
I'm a little exhausted by star wars, just due to tros and all of the discourse around it, and would really like something zany but I'll honestly watch any video you post at least a dozen times so
Josh Dog-Catcherson
❄️ Snow, eh? … there make be flakes
This is the best way to start a Monday
Weird YouTube subgenres sounds absolutely delightful! I dont think I'll ever be sick of your Star Wars vids, though.
I'm sorry to hear. I and many MANY others support and respect you.
I really want someone else to now find this story on wattpad and be unaware it's a joke and do a reading video of it. Also I'm disappointed that Unkar Plutt didn't buy penny and was also a producer on Hun5er Games...
That was great, fantastic suggestion by the suggestor and great application of democracy, everyone. Laughed out loud a lot, the recurring cigars just got more and more hilarious. Weird YouTube subgenres sounds like a lot of fun, I'm pretty hyped for that.
Mum sold Penny to protect her
I love the choice to signify the antagonists with cigars.
Sorry about this start, we people can be very stupid and mean. I love your work and you made me laugh even though I liked the reylo movie. Wishing you well (sorry not english native)
"this is normal in this universe" should flash on the screen every time there's slavery in Star Wars
This is amazing, I feel like I'm actually trapped on a 43 minute Jenny Nicholson video too! I haven't had the best start into this year either, but this cheered me up a lot. Thank you, Jenny! Edit: As the only person over the age of 10 that unironically enjoys Cars, I would be hyped for a Cars video.
I’m confused, how did Josh Hutcherson get to Penny’s kitchen in the first place? You forgot to include a scene where he gets out of his car in front of her home, it would’ve really cleared things up for the audience.
I really love those fanfic reads ! :D
have you ever got that follow up to the Jeff the Killer fanfic about the slederman mansion btw?
I had popcorn earlier, but what the heck, it's a special occasion!
Oh god all the good clicks
Can't wait to watch. Thanks Jenny!!!
Google Drive link?!?
i happened to be watching jenny videos i’ve already seen when i got a notification for a new ramble and my brain decided its first thought would be “well great, now i have to remember where i left off”
Just reading the title I laughed! Thank you for your hard work!