July 25, 2018

One Direction during The Purge

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tim_schu · July 28, 2018

5SOS!

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Bill Lehecka · July 27, 2018

I'm watching this now after returning from Comic Con, and I have an idea for a future video: Get a jar and put random topics in it, then pick two and try to find cringe-filled fan fiction written about it. I bet you won't strike out.

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Steve Ray · July 28, 2018

Wattpad-o-mancy

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Brandon Blackmoor · July 27, 2018

I think the funniest part of this is where you read people's nicks out loud. "Nnaann14."

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T. Fazekas · July 26, 2018

I’m no Purgeophile but weren’t most of these stories just retelling of the Purge movies beat for beat? Making One Direction the Old Bay seasoning you toss on leftovers before microwaving.

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The BabaDuck · July 26, 2018

I know that the boyfriend talking to the Dad and then getting shot is straight out of the first movie, as is a family member putting the house at risk to let an outsider in for protection.

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Steve Ray · July 26, 2018

I genuinely just woke up from a long dream where I was in a Twilight Zone Tween Tulpa Purge Night. It was The Purge, but most of the competition was between adolescent girls, all of whom had an entourage of pop stars acting out their teenage angst and yearnings, so you might encounter multiple One DIrections confronting each other and changing their personalities as the girls updated their psyches.

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Shred Cadmium · July 26, 2018

Yaass #yaass

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AndyofCT · July 26, 2018

"Daddy Direction" made me vomit in my mouth...just a little...but still...

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David Barry · July 26, 2018

I had to Google who some of these people were. Wikipedia says that "Team 10 — just as often referred to as Team X or Team Ten — was a group of architects and other invited participants who assembled starting in July 1953 at the 9th Congress of the International Congresses of Modern Architecture (CIAM) and created a schism within CIAM by challenging its doctrinaire approach to urbanism."

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Parma Jun · July 26, 2018

Not knowing who Team 10 are is a blessing and I wish I could also un-know that information.

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T. Fazekas · July 26, 2018

A young female writer subverting our expectations and creating a determined action hero was a great way to end this episode.

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Luis · July 25, 2018

Oh you did add more screencaps plus music very cool.

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Christoff Youngman · July 25, 2018

Quiff is a British English word for a type of hairstyle.

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Haley Hastings · July 25, 2018

My name's Haley and now my sister is roasting me, pretending like I wrote that first one smh

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Hannah Boyer · July 25, 2018

My name is Hannah and I think that Hannah is the main character is like 50% of tween girl fan fics

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dwayneotron · July 25, 2018

The giant porg made me try to imagine what "The Porge" would be like

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Steve Ray · July 26, 2018

During The Porge, it's illegal to stop giving a porg lil' scritches before it's ready for you to stop, and it's illegal run out of snacks for them, and it's illegal to have low energy when asking questions like "Who's The Cutest Little Porg Ever? EVERRRR???"

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Shaun Cheah · July 25, 2018

I feel like Giant Porg is extending a flipper to me, inviting me to a magical world where anything is possible. I don't know if I'm ready to reach back and accept just yet.

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Steve Ray · July 26, 2018

I bet family therapists leverage The Purge as a good time to air longstanding grievances, or to express long-repressed desires. AND I bet there's a ton of public offers of marriage during The Purge, as well.

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The BabaDuck · July 25, 2018

I'm glad Easter Snake now has Party Snake there to give them some company.

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Marissa Wilk · July 25, 2018

i'm only slightly ashamed to know that that's not how you pronounce louis. anyway, i love all of your bad fanfic readings. (when can we expect jeff the killer 2?)

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Tom Bowling · July 25, 2018

If it were the Purge, I'd bring Jenny her favorite Disney World, orange twirl, soft-serve ice cream and insist she eat it very, very fast, giving her brain freeze. Bwahaha!

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Bethany Gemmell · July 25, 2018

until now i thought the weirdest wattpad fic was kidnapped by shawn mendes but i stand corrected

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Spencer “Spence” deSpence · July 25, 2018

I can’t think about the Purge movies for too long without getting irrationally heated about the premise. Does this mean I need to watch them all right now

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Andrea Federica · July 25, 2018

So many bananas in this video!!! Was that planned???

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The BabaDuck · July 25, 2018

You know what, from now on my username is Now that my parents are dead I can have all the skulls that I want. A.K.A. Daddy Direction.